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Anonymous No.717531878 >>717532382 >>717532702 >>717532740 >>717533436 >>717534059 >>717536676 >>717537381 >>717537654 >>717537665 >>717544326 >>717549441 >>717551789 >>717551872 >>717558080 >>717558082 >>717558392 >>717563341 >>717567318 >>717576003
Corrin wasn't an idiot, just naive.
She did the best she could given the shitty situation she was placed in and made few actually questionable decisions (no, the plot bending over backwards to let her "non lethal" approach to combat actually function in a wartime setting isn't stupidity on her part, it's just another Fates plot contrivance).
Anonymous No.717532382 >>717532480 >>717535213 >>717536914 >>717551303 >>717556843 >>717556926
>>717531878 (OP)
It's cute when it's femui but mamui is annoying
Sorry bro, I don't make the rules
Anonymous No.717532480 >>717532568
>>717532382
I don't disagree.
Anonymous No.717532568
>>717532480
dwagon sex
Anonymous No.717532702
>>717531878 (OP)
Nah she was fucking dumb
Anonymous No.717532740 >>717532906 >>717535668 >>717549624
>>717531878 (OP)
Anonymous No.717532850
Marriage with Marianne!
Anonymous No.717532906 >>717533352
>>717532740
Who the fuck is this absolute sexo?
Anonymous No.717533345
All I remember about this game (only played conquest) was that she cried a lot but she was so fucking hot I didn’t really care.
Anonymous No.717533352 >>717533673
>>717532906
Mystery Dancer that just showed up once, almost killed Garon somehow via music or some shit, then vanished. Real weird how it never gets addressed.
Anonymous No.717533436
>>717531878 (OP)
kill yourself fates bab
Anonymous No.717533581
and just like that, bestgirl was decided
Anonymous No.717533673 >>717533814 >>717534024
>>717533352
what? it's Azura
Anonymous No.717533736 >>717533912 >>717533963 >>717553786 >>717553885 >>717566894 >>717572018 >>717572070
Who's your favorite unit you barely ever see people use?
Anonymous No.717533814 >>717533879
>>717533673
Azura doesn't wear a veil retard.
Anonymous No.717533879
>>717533814
she was trying to conceal her identity you retard
Anonymous No.717533912
>>717533736
While he's utterly forgotten in favor of Haar and other stronger hard mode characters, when I played Radiant Dawn, my MVP was actually Gatrie.
He's disliked because of his personality and the fact that most armors are snubbed in any given FE due to lower mov, but when I played RD, Gatrie was fucking invincible. He was so good me and my sibling nicknamed him "Gatron" because he was the Terminator wherever he went.
Hard defense lane? Send in the Gatron.
Tough enemies? Send in the Gatron.
Path laden with a swarm of foes? Send in the Gatron.
He reached L20 Marshal with no BEXP by the end.
Anonymous No.717533963
>>717533736
Cynthia is cute, love her even if all the Awakening kids are massive projects that aren't really worth it outside of dlc.
Anonymous No.717533968 >>717534023
i love corrin
Anonymous No.717534023
>>717533968
sure do you troon
Anonymous No.717534024 >>717534106
>>717533673
>singing a totally different song
>somehow on stage when azura is in your party in the next scene
Anonymous No.717534059
>>717531878 (OP)
No she was definitely retarded, but she was also surrounded by retards because her story was written by retards.
Anonymous No.717534106
>>717534024
there's literally no way you are this dumb. i choose not to believe it. that or you haven't played the game in years
Anonymous No.717534131
>Look mom I'm a retard discussing conqueer's plot xD
Anonymous No.717534436 >>717535229 >>717535294 >>717536226 >>717569674
People who complain about the story played this game with the butchered localization that made the characters inconsistent (the worst one has to be Xander). Some retarded, literal who youtubers then gave their opinions and blamed the writers, not the translators. There was then controversies with muh incest and muh gay conversion therapy so people who never played the games at all also started giving opinions. And on top of that the story is inspired by stories that are popular in Japan and Asia in general that aren't well known in the West, like the spider string, which makes the invisible kingdom being changed into some Ancient Greece parody utterly nonsensical when you see how Buddhism was a huge inspiration. The localizers tried to do that despite the final boss in Rev wearing a mask representing Buddha's face with no ambiguity whatsoever.

The mere fact that you say the plot is that Corrin and Azura conquer Hoshido specifically to prove that Garon is evil shows how even just changing some of Xander's lines ruined everything for everyone. They don't plan to actively wage war against Hoshido. They just go with the flow because they either obey Garon or get executed. The plot is pretty much "hey, since we're stuck in that shithole called Nohr and we're forced to invade Hoshido, we might as well try to exorcise Garon later". The Nohr siblings never, ever plan to stop Garon because while they don't want to go to war, they feel like they have to, it's their duty, and betraying Garon, their abusive father, would mean betraying the whole country and being executed by their batshit insane father. In the Japanese version, Xander never, EVER contradicts Garon or tells him to not kill people and to go easy on prisoners, he just shuts the fuck up, obeys, and hates himself for it. A lot of lines were added to make him seem like he actively wants to stop Garon because that's more marketable but he doesn't want to do anything at all.
Anonymous No.717534507
Ivy
Anonymous No.717534519
Corrin literally belongs to Camilla
Anonymous No.717534626 >>717535172
I still haven't seen a legit argument of why the story is le bad in Conquest. Pretty much every shot at it seems to come from people who didn't beat the game and then either imagined the rest of the story in their heads or watched someone on social media have a whine compilation about it. Their shitposts usually boil down to "The story is bad because Garon is evil". Which is the dumbest thing because Garon is shown to be very obviously evil from Chapter 4 in the prologue or so (before you even pick Conquest), but these imbeciles think the describing the premise of the story is a brilliant critique of its faults.

It's like saying "the story in The Witcher is bad because Geralt is cynical". It's such an autistic way to complain about something, it really fails to convince anybody else but the autist will insist it is some genius commentary. Kinda reminds me of Pokefags saying "That Pokemon design is bad because it is literally a *description of the Pokemon*". So stupid and so selfishly autistic.
Anonymous No.717535172 >>717535892
>>717534626
The biggest legitimate knock against Fates is how many sheer contrivances that seemingly just exist to make the story happen. Corrin and Azura can't reveal the truth about Garon because of a convenient curse. Corrin avoids killing innocents until he suddenly can't because we need a sad moment. Hoshido has a magic truth revealing throne and Garon sits on it because we're at the end of the game and something needs to happen to resolve the Garon plot thread. It gives the story a rushed feeling where nothing seems to be informed by character and nobody is allowed to have a genuine emotional arc.
Anonymous No.717535213 >>717536361
>>717532382
They should have switched Birthright and Conquest Corrins personality desu
Anonymous No.717535229 >>717536309
>>717534436
i also think changing the hoshidans from perfect strangers to your family (except lol they arent family cuz S support) was a massive mistake. IIRC it was supposed to be that your mother became queen regent of hoshido which was a foreign land to both of you. The hoshidan royals are not related to you and you don't even remember your mother so your only family is the people that raised you in that cold snowy fortress.
In this context, the choice of loyalty vs justice makes so much more sense.
>Betray the only people that have ever been kind to you and have been your family as long as you have known to seek justice for these strangers and your mother
or
>Forsake justice for these perfect strangers because you have a loyalty to your adoptive family
This whole premise falls apart when the hoshidan royals actually arent strangers at all so both paths are a betrayal of loyalty to your family.
Anonymous No.717535294
>>717534436
sorry sis but in this shithole we stan for treehouse
Anonymous No.717535668
>>717532740
I want a remake of Fates just to watch this in HD.
Anonymous No.717535892
>>717535172
The plot is excellent and character driven, Corrin is the best character because they develop over the course of the game and face their naivity.

The way you try to break everything down as if this is a real history mostly indicates that you are a neet that nitpicks details to feel better about the fact you take fiction too seriously.
Anonymous No.717536226 >>717536459 >>717537223
>>717534436
Fates is a meta ironic plot which is a critique of the formulaic FE story, which of course went over most midwit heads and we bear witness to it even still.

Because the midwit, the bedwetter, is unable to self reflect and any counterargument against their mentality is taken as an insult to their character.

It's been 10 years since this game released and many people that originally played have yet to grow and acquire the maturity to grasp the meaning of its story.

It begs the question; maybe FE is too mature for its contemporary fanbase.
Anonymous No.717536309 >>717536502 >>717538251
>>717535229
Imagine grieving for your kidnapped sister for like 15 years, and they side with their kidnappers because they knew them the longest.
Fuck Nohr, and fuck Corrin.
Anonymous No.717536361
>>717535213
I think it's fine as it is, for some reason IS generally says femui is the Nohr one and mamui is the Hoshido one.
Anonymous No.717536459 >>717550581
>>717536226
>Fates is a meta ironic plot which is a critique of the formulaic FE story
Anonymous No.717536502 >>717536604
>>717536309
>siding with Ryoma
No way fag
Anonymous No.717536604 >>717536715
>>717536502
Who's siding?
If I had a button that killed everyone in Hoshido and Nohr I would press it twice.
Anonymous No.717536606 >>717536757
If I were to play Fates, should I do all three routes? Which one should be first?
Anonymous No.717536676
>>717531878 (OP)
Corrin stopped being naive about halfway through the game
Anonymous No.717536715
>>717536604
>Anankos
back in gay baby jail
Anonymous No.717536757 >>717536936
>>717536606
Start with Birthright if you find the gameplay too complex. Early game Conquest is very tight.
Anonymous No.717536805 >>717536967
Cowmilla milk
Anonymous No.717536914 >>717537284
>>717532382
But aren't boys cute when they're a little retarded?
Anonymous No.717536934 >>717541201 >>717541653 >>717555098
>unironic Fates story defenders in the big 2025
lol
Anonymous No.717536936
>>717536757
I've played most of the games in the series bro.
Anonymous No.717536967
>>717536805
Made for Hinoka
Anonymous No.717537223 >>717539523
>>717536226
name literally any theme in this game
Anonymous No.717537284 >>717537378
>>717536914
No
Even if they were, mamui looks like shit. Even in-game he looks stupid in his base portrait, partially because of his asinine haircut and partially because of his constipated face.
Femui is extremely cute and just has options to change the type of cute. Her default canon design also has nice hair.
At bare minimum malear has that sort of kindly, awkward smile, but mamui has NOTHING. Femui is so much better it's unreal, and her appearance suits the character's personality better.
Anonymous No.717537378 >>717537445 >>717537625
>>717537284
beyond based
Anonymous No.717537381 >>717546360 >>717551789
>>717531878 (OP)
No Corrin was pretty retarded.
F Corrin is still crazy fuckable though, and oddly more likeable outside Fates.
Anonymous No.717537401
Dragon vulva
Anonymous No.717537445
>>717537378
kill yourself waste of air
Anonymous No.717537625
>>717537378
I was wondering if this image existed, thanks.
Anonymous No.717537654
>>717531878 (OP)
I agree the corrin hate is largely overblown but at the same time there's a lot they could have done better or differently while still keeping her character intact.
Anonymous No.717537665 >>717551789
>>717531878 (OP)
Femcorrin owes me sex and footjobs
Anonymous No.717537690 >>717537838 >>717537842 >>717537936 >>717538735 >>717539158
Garon did literally nothing wrong and its hard to find fault in any of his actions when you see the consequences
>conquered hoshido and united the two continents under his rule
>backstabbed by his traitor children and his kingdom is divided in half as a result
really, all his """evil""" like putting down rebellions or trying to execute suspected traitors (like seriously who the fuck would trust corrin again after the prologue?) or killing the rainbow sage was proven to be totally prudent or logical when you know how the story ends.
Anonymous No.717537838
>>717537690
Garon doesn't fucking exist anon.
Anonymous No.717537842
>>717537690
Garon was a normal powerful human king who fucked a lot of women.
Slime Garon isn't the same thing, he's a plant from the big bad dwagon.
Anonymous No.717537936
>>717537690
I think being a slime monster might be a little wrong, if only in the natural order sense.
Anonymous No.717538251 >>717538416 >>717539125 >>717546360
>>717536309
Corrin says pretty clearly that he doesnt feel any connection to the hoshidans
https://fireemblem.fandom.com/wiki/Hoshido_(Chapter)/Script
It's pretty manipulative to hold someone accountable for your attachment when they don't feel the same way.
Anonymous No.717538372
But she's cute
Anonymous No.717538416 >>717538832
>>717538251
>literally one chapter later that stranger woman dies
>NOOOOOOO MOMMMYYYYYYY AAAAAAA
*dragons*
Anonymous No.717538508
Loli Camilla x Shota Xander
Anonymous No.717538735 >>717539920
>>717537690
>actually kidnapping the royal family of the neighboring kingdom, using a teenager to suicide bomb their capital in the middle of a festival, sending endless hordes of faceless demons to kill their farmers, ambushing their king at a peace summit to assassinate him, and invading them for no spoken reason at all isnt evil bro
>t's just logical bro, did nothin wrong
Anonymous No.717538832 >>717551480
>>717538416
It's a pretty gruesome scene.
Even if there's no real family bonds there having this woman who claimed to be her mother and was extremely kind to her get filled with shrapnel and fucking die painfully right there on the spot because she was shielding her is bound to make Corrin feel something.
Anonymous No.717539125
>>717538251
Note that out of the Hoshidians, only Hinoka actually cares about Kamui
>Ryouma is pure scum
>Takumi is a dick who already decided that Kamui is a traitor from the moment he showed up
>Sakura only feels survivor's guilt towards Kamui
>Even Hinoka mostly uses Kamui as a vent box for her weakness
Anonymous No.717539158
>>717537690
I wonder who could be behind this post
Anonymous No.717539254 >>717539958
Anonymous No.717539523 >>717539846
>>717537223
>Loyalty
>Justice
>Family
Those are the top three
Anonymous No.717539846 >>717540048 >>717540539
>>717539523
those arent themes. you just named things from the advertising with no threads or explanations
Anonymous No.717539920
>>717538735
It is logical, Garon did everything to benefit his kingdom. Hoshido unironically expects Nohr to starve itself to death and constantly invades its territories as well as the neutral territories to force it to kneel.
Anonymous No.717539958
>>717539254
boobies
Anonymous No.717540048
>>717539846
If you played the game, I wouldn't have to explain how loyalty is central to the story of Fates, nevermind the other themes. The very game is based around what being loyal means, with the most important choice being centered around that.
Anonymous No.717540079 >>717541945
Anonymous No.717540539
>>717539846
Not to entirely take a side but themes can be and often are the exploration of broad stroke ideas rather than tidy and concrete morals that can be summarized in a sentence.
Anonymous No.717540549
>themes
Anonymous No.717540801
>themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkb3FfxrPqA
Anonymous No.717540837
>Ecelebs spent an entire decade smearing Fates' story while jerking off Tellius' story
>Turns out that Fates was the game with a good story while Tellius was retarded from start to finish
Kek
Anonymous No.717540897 >>717540932
Daddy's home
Anonymous No.717540932 >>717541014
>>717540897
He has a cute daughter
Anonymous No.717541014 >>717541118
>>717540932
Any sons you have with Sophie will look like Silas
Anonymous No.717541118 >>717541290
>>717541014
You can only get a daughter from Sophie though
Anonymous No.717541201
>>717536934
Anonymous No.717541290
>>717541118
That's the same for everyone you can S rank, but I'm speaking hypothetically.
Kana doesn't count because they don't look like anyone except Corrin
Anonymous No.717541437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgmvB7fm3U
Anonymous No.717541556
Anonymous No.717541653 >>717541957
>>717536934
Now they’ll claim story doesn’t matter.
Anonymous No.717541945
>>717540079
I want her to lactate into my mouth.
Anonymous No.717541957
>>717541653
it doesnt tho?
Anonymous No.717542193 >>717542285 >>717546438 >>717551789
Anonymous No.717542285
>>717542193
feet
Anonymous No.717543065 >>717551789
Anonymous No.717544029 >>717547010
Arthur is a good unit
Anonymous No.717544326
>>717531878 (OP)
its really not worth debating critics because they just act as stenographers for other peoples uninformed opinions. they have no original criticism of the story itself since they likely formed their conclusion long before they decided to give the writing a fair shake. to this day fates clearly has the most comedic and dramatic support writing but they didnt read anything besides surface level C supports where its just gimmick spam. it reminds me of when every single person suddenly because an expert at writing and film editing when the star wars sequels were coming out. i remember 'boipussed the compressa' arguments where people would never just admit it was a completely logical scene that was well set up in advance and elevated all the characters involved. its like presenting a cross to a vampire except its a guy at his computer talking about some high budget disneyslop.
fates feels the same way to me where you can explain scenes/characters over and over again to people that are just determined to hate the game because thats what other people are doing.
Anonymous No.717545616 >>717545883
I want sex
Anonymous No.717545767
Anonymous No.717545883 >>717546054
>>717545616
Just go out and talk to a girl. It’s that easy.
Anonymous No.717546054 >>717546397
>>717545883
But I'm not a lesbian
Anonymous No.717546102 >>717546432 >>717547668 >>717547895 >>717558251
Should Corrin's tail always be on, or a toggle?
Anonymous No.717546360 >>717549334
>>717538251
Sorry, I wasn't clear.
When I say "Fuck Corrin" I mean that Corrin is a lost cause and I want him/her to die.
>>717537381
>F Corrin is still crazy fuckable though, and oddly more likeable outside Fates.
Agreed.
"Fuck Corrin" can also be applied this way.

Hyperbole aside, I just don't like the sentiment behind the game. I get that Corrin has no attatchment to Hoshido, but my problem has nothing to do with hoshido. I just don't like how Conquest resolves the conflicts it sets up.
Anonymous No.717546397 >>717546454
>>717546054
You are a man.
Anonymous No.717546432 >>717546539
>>717546102
the tail makes her extra cute and sexy, so it should always be on
Anonymous No.717546438
>>717542193
Anonymous No.717546454
>>717546397
That statement could not be further from the truth
Anonymous No.717546539 >>717547003 >>717547895
>>717546432
That tail is too thin. It needs to be fatter.
Less "salamander," more "tsuchinoko."
Anonymous No.717547003 >>717547195
>>717546539
understandable, thinner tail looks more elegant but fat tail is equally good, more to embrace and tease her
Anonymous No.717547010 >>717548086
>>717544029
I have never been impressed by an Arthur. Low accuracy and mediocre speed just isn't a good look in CQ.
Anonymous No.717547195
>>717547003
If a dragon or snake girl's tail is thicc, it means she's breeding material.
Anonymous No.717547668
>>717546102
Tail off unless she's "Kamui (forma de en heat)".
Anonymous No.717547895
>>717546102
It should be on at arbitrary intervals with no way for the player to do anything about it.
>>717546539
My man. Her tail is meant to be big and fat.
I can imagine her dragging it on the ground, bumping it into people, and knocking things over with it.
Anonymous No.717548075 >>717548150
Wow what a shitty thread.
Anonymous No.717548086 >>717548842
>>717547010
He actually has very good skill, and his speed is pretty average. It's just that axes are innacurate, so you need to buy him a Bronze for accuracy at first if it bothers you. In my case, accuracy bothers me so little that I like running Gamble on him for crit fishing strats.
Anonymous No.717548150 >>717548906
>>717548075
You're just upset that Clarisse doesn't have a fat tail.
Anonymous No.717548842 >>717552884
>>717548086
It's not just that, it's just that his design just isn't very coherent.
>Doesn't function great on player phase because he struggles to double and can have issues hitting things.
>His decent bulk would point toward him being enemy phase, but that goes down the shitter thanks to his abysmal luck growths meaning he's pretty much always at risk of just randomly dying.
I've tried using him, he inevitably gets crit and I just ask myself why I tried to make him work. If I had a dollar for every map attempt that's been killed by "random Arthur crit death", I probably wouldn't have to be a wagie anymore. And "just give him a goddess icon" isn't a great argument when I could just give that goddess icon to a better unit to make them better at boss killing.
>In my case, accuracy bothers me so little that I like running Gamble on him for crit fishing strats.
Eh. I'd rather just use Charlotte for that. She needs some babying but she gets friendship support natively with a Dark Mage which is an insanely strong skill pairing for Berserker. Arthur needs to marry Nyx for the same result and Nyx just isn't a very good partner for Arthur outside of that specific niche of class passing.
Anonymous No.717548906 >>717549268
>>717548150
I like variety in threads.
This has none.
Anonymous No.717549114 >>717549452
co-rin? whos that? are they from the engage dlc?
Anonymous No.717549268 >>717550046
>>717548906
>Enters a Corrin thread
>Angry that there's just Corrin
Beyond retarded, or did you think this was your stealth general/surrogate friendgroup?
Anonymous No.717549297 >>717549390 >>717549401 >>717549509 >>717549535 >>717549731
>Kamui went from a despised lord to the most beloved lord in the series.
How did she do it?
Anonymous No.717549334
>>717546360
Exactly, it’s not even about picking sides-it’s the writing. Conquest sets up this entire angle of β€œI must change Nohr from the inside!” and then nukes it with cartoon villainy and bloodshed that Corrin just kind of shrugs through. I wouldn’t even mind if they leaned into the moral ambiguity, but Conquest wants to have its cake and eat it too. Corrin’s supposed to be pure and good while letting dozens of innocent people die every chapter. The whole thing ends up feeling hollow and borderline schizophrenic in tone.

Also F Corrin is still stupid hot.
Anonymous No.717549390
>>717549297
The power of friendship and understanding.
Anonymous No.717549401
>>717549297
maybe in your tranny headcanon fates bab
Anonymous No.717549441
>>717531878 (OP)
Why is our MC a filthy half-breed?
Anonymous No.717549452
>>717549114
He meant Kamui.
Anonymous No.717549509
>>717549297
by being cute and dumb (a.k.a. best combo for a girl)
Anonymous No.717549535
>>717549297
>How did she do it?
The fanbase all collectively agreed to pretend that her Fates version isn't canon, and that her Heroes manga version is canon.
And then IS went and copypasted that idea with FAlear after seeing its success.
Anonymous No.717549624 >>717549734
>>717532740
Always felt dumb how the game never reveals her identity. Complete mystery who was behind the veil.
Anonymous No.717549731
>>717549297
I don't agree with the most beloved, she's always been above average to me.
Anonymous No.717549734 >>717549803 >>717549964 >>717550031
>>717549624
it's fucking Azura. do you think it's a coincidence that Corrin couldn't find her while the performance was happening?
Anonymous No.717549748 >>717549961
>corrin trannies need to cope with headcanons and lies
bunch of faggots lmao
Anonymous No.717549803 >>717550014
>>717549734
Anon I think you might just be retarded. You've posted your crazy theories multiple times and everyone has responded by calling you a retard.
Anonymous No.717549961 >>717550094 >>717550218
>>717549748
>corrin trannies need to cope with headcanons and lies
What are you talking about?
The thing I love most about Corrin is 100% canon (the fact that I want to have sex with her thighs)
Anonymous No.717549964 >>717550056 >>717550153
>>717549734
>not getting the joke
we know retard, it's a long running joke
Anonymous No.717550014
>>717549803
>everyone
it was 2 people and I called them retards back so what now, retard?
Anonymous No.717550031
>>717549734
my condolences, you are dealing with a bunch of unfunny retards
Anonymous No.717550046
>>717549268
This is an vfeg thread.
Anonymous No.717550056 >>717550153
>>717549964
I think he was on another level of irony and it is actually you, who didn't get the joke
Anonymous No.717550094
>>717549961
good to know you will never get laid, stupid mutt
Anonymous No.717550153
>>717549964
>>717550056
Either he's a retard up his own ass with autistic levels of irony or he's genuinely socially retarded. Either way he's deserving of scorn.
Anonymous No.717550186 >>717550354 >>717551259
>2025
>still no dancer, bridal, or teatime Corrin
>hasn't been one since her CYL win years ago
>IS gave Mamui and Azura more units
I don't understand these developers. It's like they see something is popular, so they abandon it.
Anonymous No.717550218 >>717550363
>>717549961
I'm glad I got two of Femui's figures, one to hot glue and the other to just have. Femui is the best female lord
Anonymous No.717550354 >>717550414
>>717550186
You got a figurine you entitled gacha subhuman.
Anonymous No.717550363 >>717550402
>>717550218
>one to hot glue
Do people actually do this? Gross. Why?
Anonymous No.717550394 >>717550730
Anonymous No.717550402
>>717550363
If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.
Anonymous No.717550414 >>717550656
>>717550354
>took Corrin like 8 years to get a figure
>took Alear not even one year
Guess which game sold more.
Anonymous No.717550581 >>717550628 >>717555030
>>717536459
same artist?
Anonymous No.717550628 >>717550841 >>717551125
>>717550581
>he doesn't remember that Setz is from here
Anonymous No.717550656
>>717550414
Wat
The nendo came out ages ago
Anonymous No.717550663
Now that I got into this series I'm gonna have to buy a switch 2 + new FE on launch and return them both within 30 days
Anonymous No.717550730 >>717551013
>>717550394
Eirika would low-key be devastated if Ephraim was gay though.
Anonymous No.717550841 >>717550920
>>717550628
I had no clue!
Anonymous No.717550920
>>717550841
We used to have tons of drawfags back in the day, before la creatura scared them off.
Anonymous No.717551013
>>717550730
>low-key
You're telling me the incest sister would be hurt if Ephraim doesn't slide his Siegmund into her? Get out of town.
Anonymous No.717551125 >>717551190
>>717550628
Logically they should stay the same size but then if she ate literally anything in her dragon form she'd risk rupturing her stomach every time she shifted back. I guess depending on how the transformation worked they might just get compressed and crushed to death.
Anonymous No.717551182
Less Corrins and Alears. More Hectors, Ephriams, and Ikes.
Anonymous No.717551190
>>717551125
We already got the answer in Engage. Nel swallows Ivy and Timerra alive, then turns back to her human form.
Don't ask how she got the Emblem Bracelets from them.
Anonymous No.717551259 >>717551410
>>717550186
Oh boo hoo, cry me a river.
Anonymous No.717551303
>>717532382
good thing femui is the one they use in spinoffs and other appereances
Anonymous No.717551327
>shitranne fag still crying
you love to see it
Anonymous No.717551410 >>717551859
>>717551259
You act as if I'm not also mad we're lacking ~4 more Marianne units.
Celine now has as many units as Marianne does (counting her brave), but got them in less than half the time.
Anonymous No.717551480 >>717551556
>>717538832
engage manga was so kino
Anonymous No.717551526 >>717551642
Shartline got demoted and probably the firene tea time banner got killed (good riddance)
Anonymous No.717551556 >>717551594
>>717551480
>bring on some random manga artist as a story editor
>objectively improves Engage's plot
Anonymous No.717551594 >>717551704 >>717551741 >>717551785 >>717552078 >>717552123 >>717552890
>>717551556
engage plot was good all along
Anonymous No.717551642
>>717551526
I assume this year's Tea banner was meant for last year, but Felix winning CYL got it moved a year later. So instead, they shoved out some old Fates and Tellius units they never released.
Glad Celine was sent to die on this one. Teatime is good because it's just Fodlan and Jugdral characters. Veronica can come, too.
Anonymous No.717551704
>>717551594
>
Anonymous No.717551741
>>717551594
it was fucking garbage and I have extremely high slop tolerance (I love every single Yakuza and trails game, for reference)
the gameplay and grils are good enough to make me not give a shit whatsoever
Anonymous No.717551785 >>717552876
>>717551594
Anonymous No.717551789
>>717531878 (OP)
Pls post her feets, sire.
>>717537381
>>717537665
>>717542193
>>717543065
Based!
Anonymous No.717551859 >>717552052
>>717551410
>The one student who doesn’t have her own seasonal
>Even most of the church characters have a seasonal
>And half the deers still don’t have their base versions.
And they tell you Engage bias isn’t real. I wonder what Engage character is going to get the consultation prize this CYL.
Anonymous No.717551872
>>717531878 (OP)
Corrin is the best MC
Anonymous No.717551980 >>717552143
yes, engage girls deserves alts than FEwhos and 3HRTs
Anonymous No.717552052
>>717551859
>And they tell you Engage bias isn’t real.
I don't know who's denying it at this point. Engage got like 37 units last year, which is 6 more than 3H did in Book 5, when it had two CYL winners.
>I wonder what Engage character is going to get the consultation prize this CYL.
The grail unit is usually one of the top three voted not-in-the-game-yet characters. So in the past, it's been units like Jeralt or Pelleas. Usually a Tellius character, about 50% of the time. Last year it was Panette.
I assume it will be Stefan this year, with Touma next year if Tsubasa does win CYL10.
Anonymous No.717552078
>>717551594
If only they had not gone full anime on the designs.
Anonymous No.717552123 >>717552190
>>717551594
Wouldn't call it good but it wasn't nearly as bad as faggots made it out to be. Pretty fun and even engaging at certain points.
Anonymous No.717552143 >>717553076
>>717551980
Where is my Zelestia alt?
Anonymous No.717552190
>>717552123
It has a few good moments, but those moments would have been better in a better story.
Also hilarious to me that they made walk-around maps for post-battles, but didn't use those maps to host cutscenes.
Anonymous No.717552419 >>717552779
>coomer spam
>gamewar faggotry
>gachatard spergouts
it's a dogshit thread hat trick
Anonymous No.717552597 >>717552829
Corrin is STUPID
Anonymous No.717552779 >>717552931
>>717552419
>when I enter the 35 year long waifu franchise thread and get mad at people discussing the last few games' plots, characters, and developer priorities
Anonymous No.717552829 >>717555253
>>717552597
Stupidly cute, I know.
Anonymous No.717552876 >>717553495
>>717551785
What was his problem? That king living just brought more death so by doing that he only caused more harm, he didn't heal.
Moreover it's not like they healed everyone.
Anonymous No.717552884
>>717548842
I never had these problems, personally. He's always bulky enough that I don't have to worry about him, and dodgestacking is piss easy if I am actually scared of a crit. I find that for how low investment he is, he's wonderful.
>Dual strikes and chips easily with the Handaxe which he doesn't need to buy nor train wr for (just trade it away when done with it)
>WTA or neutral triangle against most the earlygame
>Spd pairups can put him into doubling thresholds if I want him to do so, although I prefer a def pairup on him usually
>Good str, can usually kill enemies from over half health
>Competent enough to not be benched on ch8, 9 or 10 at least, giving him potentially enough exp to promote into his strong ass promoted classlines and stay relevant even longer
>Strong backpack even before supports
Anonymous No.717552890 >>717558474 >>717561009
>>717551594
All the people in this thread defending Fates’ story will be defending Engage’s story 5 years down the line
Anonymous No.717552931
>>717552779
Damn that's a great image, mind if I save it, friend?
Anonymous No.717552951
Anonymous No.717553023 >>717561009
if something bad is made, there must exist a /v/ movement to defend it 10 years later
Anonymous No.717553076 >>717553913
>>717552143
She'll be featured on the breeding sow banner along with Celica
Anonymous No.717553140
Guess I did it right!
Anonymous No.717553163 >>717553285 >>717560380
In 5 years people will be crying on why their dogshit franchise went woke and yearn the old games because coom (reddit will defend those changes and suck off treehouse btw)
Anonymous No.717553285
>>717553163
Based time traveler from the year 2015.
Anonymous No.717553434 >>717562571
My boys and their girlfriend (out of frame)
Anonymous No.717553495 >>717553649 >>717553825
>>717552876
>What was his problem?
He's clinically retarded. One of the dumbest FE antagonists ever.
Anonymous No.717553649 >>717553943
>>717553495
not a high bar to pass lol
Anonymous No.717553786 >>717573464 >>717575983
>>717533736
Boucheron in engage. Im doing a fixed run this time around, scrimblo'd him up to lvl 20 axe fighter at ch14 and premoted him to an axe hero. Only needed to burn the tiki DLC level and no stat boosters on him. Extremely strong unit, i got no idea why people bash this character so hard. If you are gonna pick a unit to powerlevel with marth + mercurius; boucheron is a strong contrender.
Anonymous No.717553825 >>717554096
>>717553495
Who could even be dumber? Literally everything he did was fruitless and he was so fucking stupid he killed himself and left behind his own clone to do the same thing
Anonymous No.717553885 >>717554120 >>717554640 >>717556054
>>717533736
I'm pretty sure I was the one who advocated that people use Dorothy first, because she has good growths in what an archer needs and an offensive affinity. Since then I've seen a handful of supporters but not too many
Anonymous No.717553913
>>717553076
Got room for another one?
Anonymous No.717553943 >>717554253 >>717554707
>>717553649
Even then, his plan is so self-defeating, he's probably got the worst overall plan.
>wants to get Kiran to revive his dead kids
>to do this, he... tries to assassinate political figures to start a war
>the war would help because... I dunno, it's never mentioned again
>tried to kill Veronica in front of a peace summit using Henriette's possessed body
>poisoned Henriette ahead of time to get everyone to go to the tree as a trap
>never considered that, if Kiran CAN revive the dead, Kiran would just let Henriette die of the poison and bring her back to life
>his final undoing is being informed that he's a seed-clone
>even though he stated at the Henriette thing that he put his seed into her, meaning he knew he was a clone
Probably the worst FEH book.
Anonymous No.717554096 >>717554387
>>717553825
>killed himself so he'd be a seed-clone alongside the seed-clone children he made
>didn't leave a note for himself saying "You're a clone, get along with your clone family, please."
What a retard.
Anonymous No.717554120
>>717553885
probably because she is a complete meme like all gba archers
Anonymous No.717554253 >>717556564
>>717553943
Is everything okay in IS's writing room? Like, is there some gas leak in there that's fucking with their brains?
Anonymous No.717554387 >>717557051
>>717554096
>goal is for his family
>causes his kids to die uncountable times because his clone is even stupider and sacks them like potato chips
It's also such a weird thing overall that he can take out their cores and insert them into dying hobos as a plot point to justify expendability. They twisted themselves into a knot writing that.
Anonymous No.717554515
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitpostemblem/s/XY8VePPPSM
Anonymous No.717554640
>>717553885
I was also a fan of Dorothy before the Dorothy posting started to ramp up, but I don't think I ever advocated for using her outside of just personally thinking she's cute.
I like Dorothy but I'm also very keenly aware that she's hurt immensely by being added on the same chapter as the far easier to use Sue (who herself is just worse Sin only saved by having better availability) who will most likely give you more mileage as an archer (itself a very niche role).
At least she's a strong budget archer in FEH I guess.
Anonymous No.717554707 >>717556564
>>717553943
They also never really addressed the whole thing about the seeds overwriting the people they're placed into.
Anonymous No.717555030
>>717550581
Yeah man, Setz does good work.
Anonymous No.717555098 >>717555619
>>717536934
>We hate FATES!!!11one
What did I miss?
Anonymous No.717555253
>>717552829
If she wasn't the keystone of a pointless war and the leader of an army of dumbasses she'd be perfect.
The world itself holds this cutie back.
Anonymous No.717555619 >>717556474
>>717555098
2014-present
Anonymous No.717555830 >>717556758
She is sad
Anonymous No.717556054
>>717553885
Dorothy is actually pretty good. 50% STR growth and 45% SPD growth is good, and she gets +3 each on promo.
Anonymous No.717556056 >>717556513
white women emblem
Anonymous No.717556474 >>717570867 >>717571094 >>717571193
>>717555619
Only Three Hoses has managed to outsell it. Good job on being a minority.
Anonymous No.717556513 >>717571136
>>717556056
Such lame maid outfits.
Anonymous No.717556564 >>717557570
>>717554253
No, they're just retards. They had one decent story in book 7, and that was it.

>>717554707
They did, they just handwaved it as "oh, he kidnapped terminally ill children, so him destroying their souls was okay."
Anonymous No.717556579 >>717556742
i liked birthright
i was good at it
Anonymous No.717556742 >>717558482
>>717556579
BR is the best entry level FE game, at least.
Anonymous No.717556758
>>717555830
Poor little autismo.
Anonymous No.717556843
>>717532382
Same with Alear
Anonymous No.717556926 >>717557440 >>717557516
>>717532382
Komuro writes her avatars as self inserts. They're extremely feminine, with occasional bursts of masculinity.
So this means male avatars are fags most of the time, whereas the females are sometimes tomboyish.
Anonymous No.717557051 >>717557428
>>717554387
>he can both put his seed into people to control them, but ALSO possess them via eye contact
Remember, he made the king kill himself while Laraedr was still in his own body (and still alive, so not a seed yet). And then he did it later to both Henriette and the assassin he used on the Embian queen.
Dude's OP as fuck, but also retarded.
Anonymous No.717557428 >>717557614
>>717557051
Well even if a final boss has the brain of a pigeon, he is still a final boss.
It's weird he doesn't use that more though. They don't really address much of this either. They were so thorough on stipulating the restrictions on Hel and Gullveig but Laerathr just kinda doesn't get any of that. Almost makes me want a dogshit "I'm evil to a comical degree" villain like Surtr again.
Anonymous No.717557440 >>717557704 >>717557803
>>717556926
Don't forget the daddy issues
Anonymous No.717557516 >>717557704
>>717556926
Komuro should just write the next lord in the same manner she'd write an avatar, and then give the actual avatar a more masculine personality. Guarantee it'd be a success.
Anonymous No.717557570
>>717556564
No that's what I meant, I thought that by stipulating that he was literally wiping the souls from sick or mentally destroyed people they were going somewhere with it over the artificial bodies/corpses routes other stories tend to take, but it's just some weirdly cruel note they stick in there.
Anonymous No.717557614 >>717558469
>>717557428
>Well even if a final boss has the brain of a pigeon, he is still a final boss.
>It's weird he doesn't use that more though.
He's just terribly written. He even says himself that he can just possess Kiran to bring back his kids near the end of the book. But if that's the case, why didn't he just do that right at the start? Just walk up to Kiran, possess him briefly, try it, and either it works or it doesn't, and he leaves Kiran alone?
Didn't help this came off of Book 7, where the antagonist is the single most overpowered FE character ever, and they still managed to make her more sympathetic and explore her full power potential, while also not making plot holes.
Anonymous No.717557704 >>717558074 >>717558108
>>717557440
And the dead mommy issues.

>>717557516
Komuro should be fired.
But if she isn't, she shouldn't be allowed to add an avatar at all, and then someone else picks the avatar from the existing cast.
Funfact: Alear is actually referred to as "Alear" in the game's audio and text files. Some time just before release, they cut her name out of dialogue to make her an avatar instead of just a gender select.
Anonymous No.717557732 >>717557858 >>717559079
>Caring about the story of a gacha
>Playing a gacha at all
I shiggy diggy
Anonymous No.717557803 >>717557956 >>717558130 >>717558451 >>717559061
>>717557440
Why is it that the one Avatar that isn’t written by her has a healthy relationship with this Dad?
Anonymous No.717557858
>>717557732
It's the only new FE writing since Engage's release. And there was one banger* and one horrible furry shitfest.
Anonymous No.717557956
>>717557803
>healthy relationship
Jeralt is a really shitty father though. He didn't teach Byleth common sense, didn't even tell him his age
Anonymous No.717558074 >>717558528 >>717558543
>>717557704
Aren't the avatar characters popular in Japan?
Anonymous No.717558080
>>717531878 (OP)
Still a shitty addition to Smash and the most universally hated character in its own franchise
Anonymous No.717558082
>>717531878 (OP)
>she
Anonymous No.717558108
>>717557704
>Komuro still makes faggots cry
She's based as fuck honestly.
Anonymous No.717558130
>>717557803
He has daddy issues, just like literally every character in 3H
Anonymous No.717558251
>>717546102
I like to imagine her tail is the reason she doesn't wear pants and when she wears short skirts it just shows her ass. Thats why she dresses like a slut all of the time.
Anonymous No.717558392
>>717531878 (OP)
f kamui thighs are so hot, post corrin
Anonymous No.717558451
>>717557803
The one Avatar that wasn't written by her since apparently Kris doesn't exist now is also the most dog shit Avatar so I wouldn't really look too hard into that.
Anonymous No.717558469 >>717558601
>>717557614
Actually yeah why does he even believe Kiran can do this and needs to be coerced when he has mind control at his disposal? They don't even leave it open for "oh Kiran can gacha for them" because he explicitly states he only wants the originals from his world. Even in the MHB his brief talk with Nignoggr has him imply that even this real version of him still had his kids die.
Anonymous No.717558474
>>717552890
I've been doing that since engage launched.
Anonymous No.717558482
>>717556742
Not really. Does too much weird shit that isn't present in the rest of the series.
Anonymous No.717558528
>>717558074
Somewhat, but the lords of 3H were more popular than the Byleths, and that's with Byleth even being in Smash.
Anonymous No.717558543
>>717558074
There's a good chunk of porn of FRobin
Anonymous No.717558601 >>717558807
>>717558469
>Actually yeah why does he even believe Kiran can do this and needs to be coerced when he has mind control at his disposal?
I'll do you one step further: Kiran is the chosen vessel of Askr's power. Askr is Laraedr's son. Laraedr would already know that Kiran has Opening powers instead of Life powers.
Anonymous No.717558807 >>717559493
>>717558601
I'm going to be honest, the plot I remember the absolute least about is the Askr and Embla chapter. I'm baffled by this, idgi. But why is Laerathr that cowman's dad?
Anonymous No.717559061 >>717560165
>>717557803
Since Byleth lacked daddy issues, they gave them to every other character instead.
Anonymous No.717559079
>>717557732
It's amusing to discuss a story that's so poorly written it makes a wattpad fanfic look professional.
Anonymous No.717559493 >>717559874
>>717558807
>But why is Laerathr that cowman's dad?
Askr was born from the tree. Laraedr is the tree.
Anonymous No.717559547 >>717559810
Reminder that 70% of all FemCorrins created belong to Xander.
Anonymous No.717559810 >>717559878 >>717559926 >>717560208 >>717561208
>>717559547
Their names are Kamui and Mark.
Anonymous No.717559874 >>717560054
>>717559493
Oh yeah I forgot, thanks.
Though this Lae is a clone who seems to have selective memory given he doesn't even remember he's dead.
Anonymous No.717559878 >>717559919 >>717560809
>>717559810
>fake weeb
It's Marx.
Anonymous No.717559919
>>717559878
Karl Marx?
Anonymous No.717559926 >>717560809
>>717559810
>Mark
Marx. At least get it right if you want to do that.
Anonymous No.717560054 >>717560439
>>717559874
Then he should select to kill himself sooner.
Even Gullveig actively tried to kill herself for being a problem, but the problem itself is that her curse kept rewinding her body.
Anonymous No.717560165
>>717559061
funny because it is true
nearly every 3 houses father is either dead (or dies in the story), a rapist, or just wants to whore out his daughter
Anonymous No.717560208
>>717559810
>
Anonymous No.717560380 >>717560627
>>717553163
>Implying FE wasn’t woke for a long time now
Bros your Tellius?
Anonymous No.717560439 >>717560680
>>717560054
Genuinely would be a better plot to have Yggdrasil be dying as a setup than "can you rez my kids? Btw this is important to be to the point I'll kill people but I won't use my mind control powers" as one.
Gullveig also at the very least managed to immediately (after getting the snakes) execute Njordr or whatever his name was instead of fucking around the whole time like Lae did. It ended up leaving a lot cleaner of an ending and plot, and we still haven't seen that bastard in the gacha too. She just needed her curse solved.
Anonymous No.717560627 >>717560767 >>717566738
>>717560380
woke wasn't even a word when Tellius was created
Just because Ike is like Guts but his gay sex is consensual does not mean that the whole duology is gay
Anonymous No.717560680 >>717561043 >>717561372
>>717560439
>Genuinely would be a better plot to have Yggdrasil be dying
Yeah, nobody talks about it, but a massive plothole in Book 8 is that the tree is dead. The tree that connects all worlds, whose roots you use as walkways between realms during that book, has actually been dead for years. And that... just isn't an issue?
Fuck it, just ignore that and give me the Book 7 TT+ already. Give me my milf wife and miku daughter back.
Anonymous No.717560767 >>717561082 >>717566738
>>717560627
It’s not just Ike and Soren being gay, though that certainly a part of it, but also the fact that the entire plot centers around racism, RD in particular promotes race-mixing, and there’s both a fat chick and a literal black dude as units.

Also the protagonists are a gay dude and a mutt who’s the true rightful princess and heir to the Beignon Throne.
Anonymous No.717560809
>>717559878
>>717559926
I hear Mark so that's what I'm calling him. Just like how Kevin is Kevin.
Anonymous No.717560956 >>717561076 >>717561578 >>717561835
woke game woke franchise
Anonymous No.717561009 >>717565254 >>717565336
>>717552890
>>717553023
3h is gonna go back to 'actually the story was really good' in about 2 years
Anonymous No.717561043 >>717561295
>>717560680
Well I'll play devil's advocate briefly and say that Lae himself is only a fragment when we meet him (clone) and ostensibly that might be why the original who committed suicide left him behind, to maintain the tree he's supposed to be part of. It would sort of explain why he's not a glowing jellybeast like the others and still retains his original ent form.
I also find it funny that while the tree's entity is now truly dead, they kind of handwave it as nothing, but they completely wasted Nignoggr, who could have been the actual thing gnawing into the tree as a villain instead of this literal lobotomite ent.
Anonymous No.717561076 >>717561381
>>717560956
>bigotry
I fucking hate the Lil Manster/Lil Nordion team so much.
Anonymous No.717561082 >>717561283 >>717561445
>>717560767
>around racism
Fictional racism is almost as old as fantasy itself
>both a fat chick and a literal black dude as units.
Fiona and Meg? I honestly don't even remember them
>a mutt
who cares, Micaiah is cute
Anonymous No.717561095 >>717561185 >>717561246 >>717561367
Hot off the Reddit presses
Anonymous No.717561185
>>717561095
I mean this is me with the routes where I love Conquest, decently like Birthright, but dislike Revelations.
Anonymous No.717561192
Anonymous No.717561208 >>717561302
>>717559810
If is a retarded name for a game and I’m tired of pretending it’s not
Anonymous No.717561246
>>717561095
Left is reading Fates' cutscenes, Right is playing Fates.
Anonymous No.717561283 >>717561434 >>717561445
>>717561082
>Fictional racism is almost as old as fantasy itself
Still doesn’t it make it any less of a woke/pozzed concept

>Fiona and Meg? I honestly don't even remember them
They’re still there though

>Micaiah is cute
Doesn’t change the fact she’s meant to shill the genocide of pure blood races via racemixing
Anonymous No.717561295 >>717561679
>>717561043
>Well I'll play devil's advocate briefly and say that Lae himself is only a fragment when we meet him (clone) and ostensibly that might be why the original who committed suicide left him behind, to maintain the tree he's supposed to be part of.
Okay, well, he killed himself at the end of the book.
So the tree is now double-dead.
Anonymous No.717561302
>>717561208
Should've called it Fire Emblem Switch...
Oh wait
Anonymous No.717561367
>>717561095
left is black (not me)
Anonymous No.717561372 >>717561627
>>717560680
You WILL watch IS stumble out of norse myth and into greek myth awkwardly and you WILL like it. Watch Vanitas and Meliai be succeeded by even more for the other books.
Vanitas
Vanitatum
Anonymous No.717561381 >>717561514
>>717561076
hate to tell you but the rent is free, that is a project naga line
Anonymous No.717561434 >>717561585
>>717561283
race-mixing is fine if it is with cute girls
you are complaining about race-mixing in a thread where horny anon keeps posting pictures of some lizard
Anonymous No.717561445
>>717561283
>>717561082
>Doesn’t change the fact she’s meant to shill the genocide of pure blood races via racemixing
Plus she’s the product/descendant of a male Laguz with a female Beorc, which clearly promotes Blacked/Browned cuckshit.
Anonymous No.717561514
>>717561381
I played FE4 way back with the super old translation before Project Naga so I just looked at the font and assumed it was the newest one. I hate PN too but that was more because they used Raquesis like retards.
Anonymous No.717561578
>>717560956
The bigotry of old is not the bigotry of today.
One gets you cancelled, the other gets you killed.
Anonymous No.717561585
>>717561434
>race-mixing is fine
Go back!
Anonymous No.717561627 >>717561731
>>717561372
Fuck you, gimme more timewife.
Anonymous No.717561674
i want to race mix with different engage girls
Anonymous No.717561679 >>717562167
>>717561295
I feel like they just handwave a ton of stuff that shouldn't be.
Hel (Death) is dead and Ganglot isn't exactly replacing her now.
Yggdrasil is dead, doubly so.
Muspell I think got axed iirc
For some reason they revive Freyja...but not her bro?
Eitri is still fucking around but for some reason that doesn't matter and isn't mentioned again
I guess the one thing I can praise Lae for is simply that he definitely died.
Anonymous No.717561731 >>717562569
>>717561627
Granted, but she'll be a new one named Chronos.
Anonymous No.717561743 >>717562048
We need a HEAVILY east Asian girl in the next FE.
Anonymous No.717561835
>>717560956
Loptrian Lives Matter!
Anonymous No.717561983
Peri is a good FE character
Anonymous No.717562026
I can fix Peri
Anonymous No.717562048
>>717561743
Ayra in the FE4 remake
Anonymous No.717562167 >>717562392
>>717561679
>Muspell I think got axed iirc
He did, but it was stated he will revive later.
>Freyja
She never died, it was always a coma where she was trapped in her own nightmare.
>Eitri
No, she's super dead.
Anonymous No.717562195
I want Peri to step on my balls
Anonymous No.717562362 >>717562463
Anonymous No.717562392
>>717562167
Goddangit the ending for the nightmare realm long ago and I just remember her giving herself up for the cum fairies. I thought babby Freyja was her reborn?
Wasn't Eitri monologuing in the post-chapter cutscene meant to leave the door open on that?
Also taking this opportunity to just say it's fucking retarded that Giganiggagap, Nifl, and Muspell aren't even mythics. Nithavellir and Tjazi should have been as well.
Anonymous No.717562463
>>717562362
My wives
Anonymous No.717562525 >>717562582 >>717562645 >>717562747 >>717562872 >>717562902 >>717563042 >>717566346
Hilda figure announced:
https://www.intsys.co.jp/goods/fireemblem-figure/12.html
Anonymous No.717562569 >>717563798
>>717561731
Hm. Nyo.
Anonymous No.717562571
>>717553434
Selkie got Mike Wazowski'd
Anonymous No.717562582 >>717562723 >>717562814
>>717562525
id prefer engage or summer engage instead
Anonymous No.717562645 >>717562712 >>717562813 >>717580242
>>717562525
>announced on IS's own site
Where the schizos who say they hate 3H now, hmmm?
Anonymous No.717562712
>>717562645
The Anti-Engage schizo will come up with some new cope like he always does.
Anonymous No.717562723
>>717562582
boobs
Anonymous No.717562747
>>717562525
IRL Mariannes will buy this girl and shove her up their vagina
Anonymous No.717562813 >>717562894
>>717562645
>took them 6 years to release this
>came out after Alear overstocked
I assume this is IS crawling back, like Squidward to the Krusty Krab.
Anonymous No.717562814 >>717562957
>>717562582
>One of the earliest fanarts of Engage is about the girls' massive tits and Louis being a Yurichad
Based
Anonymous No.717562849 >>717563247
:'(
Anonymous No.717562872
>>717562525
HO MAMA!
Anonymous No.717562894 >>717563526
>>717562813
>took them 6 years to release this
Byleth and Edelgard figs came out ages ago and obviously they would take priority over Hilda.
Anonymous No.717562902
>>717562525
pantyshot potential
Anonymous No.717562908
Anonymous No.717562957 >>717563176
>>717562814
>The first was gay sex between two old men
GIGABASED
Anonymous No.717563042
>>717562525
hooker
Anonymous No.717563068 >>717566014
>She got a big one before Claude.
Anonymous No.717563176 >>717573756
>>717562957
That's simply not true. Lueur got the very first fanart, back when all that was known of Engage was from the leaks.
Anonymous No.717563247
>>717562849
She may be sad, but has Corrin considered that JonTron is happier about finding Rockington again than she is sad about losing him? It's a net happiness positive.
Anonymous No.717563341 >>717563427 >>717563513
>>717531878 (OP)
fates had the best story because I liked the comics
Anonymous No.717563427 >>717563503 >>717564086
>>717563341
What about these ones?
Anonymous No.717563503
>>717563427
What they don't show you is the last panel of Camilla headbutting Hinoka.
Anonymous No.717563513 >>717563618 >>717564543
>>717563341
Shut up Azura, thats the only way to plap you and not become a widow.
Anonymous No.717563526
>>717562894
The Byleth figure wasn't even ANNOUNCED until January of 2022, almost three years after release.
Alear had a similar figure shortly after launch.
Anonymous No.717563618
>>717563513
>lets start a support conversation between these two lovely ladies
*corrin immediately breaks glass*
Anonymous No.717563772 >>717563913
The next FE is going to be open world and have real time combat. Thoughts?
Anonymous No.717563798 >>717564054
>>717562569
Yes
You'll also get future Nerthuz named Hera
Anonymous No.717563809
Anonymous No.717563913
>>717563772
That's just Zelda
Anonymous No.717563964
Anonymous No.717564054 >>717564185
>>717563798
Nuh uh.
Anonymous No.717564086 >>717564295
>>717563427
Anonymous No.717564185
>>717564054
And also the weird gold snake blob Heithr beast unit
Anonymous No.717564295 >>717564385 >>717564468 >>717564486
>>717564086
I miss Coloranon
Anonymous No.717564385 >>717567486
>>717564295
I'd like to learn how to digitally color some day. It would beat commissioning or trying to get ML colorers to work.
Anonymous No.717564468 >>717564565
>>717564295
Wasn't that one of /feh/'s ground zero that gave way to the vietnam gore and scat spam schizo?
Anonymous No.717564486
>>717564295
But doctor. I am Pagliacci!
Anonymous No.717564543 >>717565539
>>717563513
no u
Anonymous No.717564565 >>717564780
>>717564468
The scat spam is from some discord schizo being kicked out of a competitive discord around the time that Adult Tiki won CYL.
Anonymous No.717564670
I miss recolour anon too
Anonymous No.717564780 >>717564847
>>717564565
Whatever happened to him btw? I dipped from FE threads sometime last summer and when I came back I think he was gone by then.
Anonymous No.717564847 >>717565426
>>717564780
No, it's still there. It mysteriously always coincides with a specific tripfag losing an argument. Which is often.
Anonymous No.717565254
>>717561009
maybe if you come from stupid town
Anonymous No.717565336
>>717561009
Nah, 3H went the Blazing Blade route, where on release everyone jerked off the story as being "amazing" but as time went on and the novelty wore off people started really dissecting the story and realizing it was kind of shit.
Anonymous No.717565381 >>717565897
post funi
Anonymous No.717565426 >>717565460
>>717564847
Well I've been in a number of threads with the tripfag filtered, of course and I didn't see any scat spam.
Also, if he first melted down over Adult Tiki winning I can only imagine how he's been taking the normal Tiki art getting removed because of the pedo artist.
Anonymous No.717565460 >>717565583
>>717565426
The focus moved from ATiki to Gullveig the year after, and it's been obsession there ever since.
Coincidentally, the tripfag has also been obsessed with Gullveig ever since.
Anonymous No.717565539
>>717564543
>corrin sucks off azura
That’s his cousin…
Anonymous No.717565583
>>717565460
Oh, don't worry, I remember his Gullveig spam just fine. It used to be only a matter of time before he showed up to any FE thread that wasn't stealthed on the catalog. I even remember a time he was banned from uploading files so he'd just hotlink Twitter uploads instead.
Anonymous No.717565897
>>717565381
Anonymous No.717566014
>>717563068
forearm sexo....
Anonymous No.717566020 >>717566163 >>717566507
Anonymous No.717566056
Anonymous No.717566120 >>717566267
Anonymous No.717566163
>>717566020
>lysithea in goth makeup
Nice.
Anonymous No.717566267
>>717566120
Very cool actually.
Anonymous No.717566271 >>717566636
Post pubic hair PLEASE
Anonymous No.717566346 >>717566516
>>717562525
Anonymous No.717566507
>>717566020
Hilda being Heather or whatever her name was doesn't quite work for me. Heather was a classic uptight hard-ass bitch while Hilda is laid back and lazy. Also was she asian in the cartoon? I don't remember.
Anonymous No.717566516
>>717566346
Odds are, the reason is that the first one sold well.
Anonymous No.717566576 >>717566674 >>717566695 >>717566742 >>717566827
fucking kek
Anonymous No.717566581
Anonymous No.717566636
>>717566271
K
Anonymous No.717566674 >>717566698 >>717566945
>>717566576
>Marianne and some rando
>Not Byleth
Anonymous No.717566695
>>717566576
Unironically better than Selia
Anonymous No.717566698
>>717566674
its a gachafag
Anonymous No.717566738 >>717568172
>>717560767
>It’s not just Ike and Soren being gay, though that certainly a part of it, but also the fact that the entire plot centers around racism, RD in particular promotes race-mixing, and there’s both a fat chick and a literal black dude as units.
>>717560627
>Just because Ike is like Guts but his gay sex is consensual does not mean that the whole duology is gay

you retards Ike isn't gay. Riddle me this. The Tellius games were planned to have a sequel from the start. How do you justify Ike going on an adventure with Elinicia, taking down the big bad, and then abandoning Elincia to fuck off to do whatever only to come in the save the day for the Sequel as opposed to dragging Rhys to the Mad King's corpse to marry him to Elincia so Ike can consummate the marriage right then and there?
Anonymous No.717566742 >>717566812
>>717566576
Who /homu/ here
Anonymous No.717566812 >>717566993
>>717566742
>Who /homu/ here
Anonymous No.717566827
>>717566576
Who are summoners 1 thru 59?
Anonymous No.717566828
>Pair Dimitri and Flayn
Now the Blayyid bloodline will have dragon blood and will be more powerful than… OH GOD NO!!!
Anonymous No.717566894
>>717533736
fred in thracia is probably my obscurest favorite. he's got good bases, weapon ranks, slap a scroll on him and his growths are servicable. and he comes along with olwen and they both have the best drip in leifs army. oh and also he has enough hitpoints that he can muscle through fatigue for a few maps before taking a breather
Anonymous No.717566945 >>717567025
>>717566674
It’s self-insert shipping where you cut out the middleman. Like let’s be honest does anyone actually care about the actual character of Byleth
Anonymous No.717566993
>>717566812
dumb snek
Anonymous No.717567025 >>717567170
>>717566945
Admittedly Hopes and Engage did a lot of Byleth.
Anonymous No.717567086 >>717567218
>I wonder why people think libra is a girl
>hear his voice
oh. yeah libra is a trap
Anonymous No.717567170 >>717567220 >>717567325 >>717567505
>>717567025
Engage gave Byleth as little character as Corrin since they have to keep the choices made vague. Hopes I agree with, I wish KT hadn't drank the silent protag kool-aid. We could have had dead-pan autist kino with Byleth in Houses.
Anonymous No.717567218 >>717567269 >>717568419
>>717567086
He's a man with long hair. That's it. He doesn't even look feminine or anything.
Anonymous No.717567220
>>717567170
Considering how based Shez was, they seem to have learned their lesson.
Anonymous No.717567269
>>717567218
his voice makes him sound like a girl
Anonymous No.717567318 >>717567454 >>717567457
>>717531878 (OP)
Corrin's weakness as a character is just that she would get executed right away if the bad guy were truly evil incarnate to such a ludicrous decree. Like I guess King Garon is just the scorpion on top of the frog or something, with how weird and out of whack his villain priorities are.
Anonymous No.717567325 >>717567992
>>717567170
>soren as the main lord
oh god
Anonymous No.717567454
>>717567318
He is a goop monster controlled by an insane dragon. Acting retarded is probably his actual job.
Anonymous No.717567457
>>717567318
Actually, Garon is so evil that he'd rather torture Corrin than kill him. Meanwhile, Iago does actually try assassinating Corrin because that would benefit Garon.
Anonymous No.717567486 >>717567520
>>717564385
start learning! coloring is what got me into becoming an artist
Anonymous No.717567505 >>717567992
>>717567170
Considering how Alear and Corrin, a silent protag is basically hedging one's bets.
They're unlikely to be outright disliked.
Anonymous No.717567520 >>717567650 >>717568680
>>717567486
Draw Corn earing corn
Anonymous No.717567650 >>717567736
>>717567520
Anonymous No.717567736
>>717567650
That should be her vagina taking his huge dragon penis wtf
Anonymous No.717567876 >>717568015
alear should over me her pussy
Anonymous No.717567992
>>717567325
JC Denton is more how I've pictured Byleth's day to day interactions with people. Support conversations where he's supposed to be consoling someone would've played out like the infamous "what a shame" conversation.
https://youtu.be/09vVF-Hvykg
>>717567505
I perfectly understand the rationale behind it I'm just upset they didn't opt to dial it back down to where Robin was instead.
Anonymous No.717568015 >>717568078
>>717567876
>over me
Anonymous No.717568078
>>717568015
*offer
yeh i am still sleepy. im going back to bed
Anonymous No.717568110
one last alear pussy
Anonymous No.717568154
>Alear pees out of that pussy
Anonymous No.717568172 >>717568593
>>717566738
>Ike/Elincia shipping
Wasn’t that just trannylizer fanfiction?
Anonymous No.717568419
>>717567218
Midir, Lucius, and Libra all have tons of stories online of people mistaking them for female characters at first.
Anonymous No.717568553
CΓ©line and I having lovey DOVEY sex after marriage
Anonymous No.717568575 >>717568853 >>717569260
you retards are arguing with the engage schizo. also who the fuck hates on danved and meg? sovlless behavior
Anonymous No.717568593 >>717568810
>>717568172
Game has a cinematic where the hold hands to a bright future.
Then Ike fucks off in RD and he almost lets Lucia die.
Anonymous No.717568680 >>717568752
>>717567520
i would but i'm going through a schizo arc where nothing i draw feels good in any way
Anonymous No.717568752
>>717568680
It fits the vibe of a /v/ FE thread. We'll love it
Anonymous No.717568810
>>717568593
Ike told them he didn't want to be a noble. it's their fault really
Anonymous No.717568853 >>717569091
>>717568575
>danved and meg
DEI units
Anonymous No.717568867 >>717570536
Anonymous No.717569074 >>717569203 >>717569223
which FE has the best pussy?
Anonymous No.717569091
>>717568853
I know this is bait but lmao
Anonymous No.717569203
>>717569074
tellius games shinon calls lyre pussy-cat to her face lol
Anonymous No.717569223 >>717569339
>>717569074
Lethe
Anonymous No.717569260
>>717568575
In a game today they would be DEI yes.
BUT they would also be written differently which is one of the big issues with DEI.
Both Meg and Dandev have personalities that would be considered problematic, specially Dandev who is the happy negro.
As is they are not woke. The story about racism though? Woke af.
Anonymous No.717569339
>>717569223
>stuck forever on B-support with jill because mist hits A-support with jill first
lol, lmao
Anonymous No.717569385 >>717569662
fire emblem Woke kino... I will have 20 branded mixed children with my laguz wife....
Anonymous No.717569472
Raven laguz pussy
Anonymous No.717569486 >>717569559 >>717569735 >>717570052 >>717570220
FE needs more choco girls
Anonymous No.717569559 >>717569716
>>717569486
I need to pump white babies into that flat tummy
Anonymous No.717569662 >>717569872 >>717569990
>>717569385
Tellius games are actually a genius commentary and a hit piece on anti-racism itself.
>They're the same as us!
No they aren't. They are savage beasts, true animals. Anti racism will lead to you betraying and killing your own group according to radiant dawn.
Anonymous No.717569674
>>717534436
>which makes the invisible kingdom being changed into some Ancient Greece parody
nips were the ones who put an asian story in a european setting, not treehouse
Anonymous No.717569716
>>717569559
This but Coco and Hapi
Anonymous No.717569735 >>717569870 >>717570052
>>717569486
Same.
But this time she is the dancer or unga bunga Serker.
Anonymous No.717569835 >>717570052
Black and pink is perfection
Anonymous No.717569870
>>717569735
Why is every fictional black society some kind of matriarchy? Why not just go ahead and make Fogado some kind of watermelon weidling purse thief, at that point.
Anonymous No.717569872 >>717570183
>>717569662
>your own group
a bunch of corrupt begnion nobles? because thats the big bad of RD. its fucking corrupt senators that did a coup on sanaki, and bloodpact bullshit
Anonymous No.717569990
>>717569662
>Anti-racism will lead to you betraying and killing your own group according to Radiant Dawn
And then they ruin it by revealing miscegenation being forbidden and considered a curse by the goddess was just a silly rumor and the half-breed mutts are the HECKIN TRUE OPPRESSED ALL ALONG!
Anonymous No.717570052 >>717570162 >>717570326 >>717570549
>>717569486
>>717569735
>>717569835
Also a DEI unit
Anonymous No.717570162
>>717570052
Probably like 7 Billion people are what you would call "DEI" or whatever
Anonymous No.717570183
>>717569872
Just because there are some corrupt senators doesn't make Ike justified in killing humans to protect laguz. Some of the Laguz are even portrayed as evil, but he doesn't give a shit about that.
Anonymous No.717570220
>>717569486
I WILL COLONIZE HER WITH MY SEED
Anonymous No.717570326 >>717570426
>>717570052
More DEI like this please.
Anonymous No.717570426
>>717570326
Ashe is drooling at the dark meat
Anonymous No.717570472 >>717571874
Corrin tender love and care.
Anonymous No.717570536
>>717568867
Boys don’t need a reason to start a sword fight.
Anonymous No.717570549
>>717570052
Nah, if Timerra were DEI she'd have no ass and/or hair, also have Debra Wilson's Face.
Anonymous No.717570615 >>717570690
race mixing faggots deserve a bullet between their eyes
Anonymous No.717570621 >>717570705 >>717572725
Corrin is stoopid but I would serve her.
Anonymous No.717570690 >>717570771
>>717570615
There are no races or sub-species in Homo sapiens. There aren't enough differences between people to justify it. It's not like a chihuahua and a dalmatian and an husky, all humans are more or less the exact same
Anonymous No.717570705
>>717570621
She's a sweet and innocent girl that needs to be protected from her evil siblings.
Anonymous No.717570771 >>717570847 >>717571848
>>717570690
>all humans are more or less the exact same and any evidence to the contrary is PURELY SOCIO-ECONOMIC AND ALSO BECAUSE OF RACIST CHUDS AND INSTITUTIONAL RACISM
Anonymous No.717570847
>>717570771
Correct. Prove me wrong.
Anonymous No.717570851 >>717571014 >>717571017 >>717571028
Tellius wasn't DEI but if it came out today, it would 100% be treated the same way Metaphor was on this board.
Anonymous No.717570867 >>717570995
>>717556474
>BUT SALES
jesus fucking christ, here we go again
Anonymous No.717570995
>>717570867
Anonymous No.717571014
>>717570851
>Introduces gay shit
>Plot is muh religion, tradition and racism bad
>DEI inserts like Devdan, Meg, Fiona and Heather
>Ugly as hell
>Sold like shit
It was woke back then and it is still woke now
Anonymous No.717571017
>>717570851
I don't play Fatlus shit, how was it treated?
Anonymous No.717571028 >>717571071
>>717570851
Completely forgotten because they removed the one thing people care about with Personal games? I swear Metaphor was Persona for people who hate Persona.
Anonymous No.717571071
>>717571028
>Persona games
Anonymous No.717571094 >>717571535
>>717556474
>Only Three Hoses has managed to outsell it.
And that was with over double the install base lmao
Anonymous No.717571096 >>717579428
ALEAR IS WOKE
Anonymous No.717571116
Metaphor is persona for the people who hate animay
Anonymous No.717571136
>>717556513
It's such a shame maid was Fates only. Bring it and hidden weapons back.
Anonymous No.717571193 >>717571535
>>717556474
Three Houses sold because it had the most marketing any FE has ever gotten, and its a personafag game released during a time personafaggotry was at its most radioactive.
Anonymous No.717571372
Fire Emblem Heroes is the best FE game since it made the most money, hurr durr
Anonymous No.717571535
>>717571094
>>717571193
And with positive word of mouth.
Anonymous No.717571568 >>717579480
if 3h is so good, why doesn't it have a yugioh archetype?
Anonymous No.717571767
if 3hrt is so good why people are still crying about chapter 13
Anonymous No.717571848
>>717570771
Yeah
Anonymous No.717571874
>>717570472
Source?
Anonymous No.717572018
>>717533736
Ewan. He cute and summoner is a cool class.
Anonymous No.717572070
>>717533736
My guy Lot
ShamirAnon !RLWIFETiTs No.717572254
For me it's Shamir
Anonymous No.717572507 >>717572536 >>717572676 >>717572681 >>717573428 >>717580690
It's kind of nice that I can open /v/ at any given time and there's an FE thread with 300+posts up.
Anonymous No.717572536 >>717572580
>>717572507
And you can always count on most of the posters being retarded.
Anonymous No.717572580 >>717573941 >>717574032
>>717572536
Posters here are Corrin, Alear, or Shez. All of them are retarded.
Anonymous No.717572601
ShamirAnon !RLWIFETiTs No.717572676
>>717572507
>/v/ is allowed to have Fire Emblem threads up constantly
>I can never get Pokemon/Pokegirl threads and the rare times they do they get 404'd
Fuck this shit man
Anonymous No.717572681
>>717572507
its not that hard when you samefag
Anonymous No.717572725
>>717570621
Based Jakob.
Anonymous No.717572751 >>717572906
Lissa
Anonymous No.717572881 >>717573053
>raul is a bigger fan of pokeslop yet he still blights us with his presence
Anonymous No.717572906
>>717572751
Never forget that she BTFO Edelgard with facts and logic.
ShamirAnon !RLWIFETiTs No.717573053
>>717572881
I have made a grand total of 2(now 3) posts in this thread that is close to bump limit. This is as close to me just completely fucking off as you can get and you're still unhappy.

But yes that's true, I am a bigger fan of Pokemon than I am of FE. I'm actually breeding a competitive stat spread team in White version to use in the battle subway which is why I'm not active in these threads or /feg/ right now. I've already got my Archen and Axew bred now I'm onto Venipede then it's Darumaka after that.
Anonymous No.717573337
go back to feg retard.
Anonymous No.717573372
Won't be happy until you get beheaded by cartel members.
Anonymous No.717573428
>>717572507
it's not nice
I sift through 300 posts of garbage in hopes of finding gameplay discussion and am routinely disappointed
I'd prefer if the shitposters stayed here and the good posters moved to a slower board
Anonymous No.717573453 >>717573842 >>717574153
>playing mods of other SRPGs where your hit rates are constantly below 50% unless you do 5 different things to boost it up to reliable numbers
FE has us spoiled lads.
Anonymous No.717573464 >>717573498 >>717575983
>>717553786
It's just people that have never used him. He's fine.
Anonymous No.717573498
>>717573464
The only character I have never used in FE is Bignutz because he looks stupid.
Anonymous No.717573756 >>717573893
>>717563176
Does this really count
Anonymous No.717573842 >>717574425
>>717573453
That sounds good...is Fire Emblem baby difficulty?
Anonymous No.717573893
>>717573756
kisses the divine one
Anonymous No.717573941
>>717572580
I’m an Alear because I pee a lot
Anonymous No.717574032 >>717574113
>>717572580
I'm literally Robin thoughbeit
Anonymous No.717574113
>>717574032
I'm sorry your bro raped you anon.
Anonymous No.717574136
Anonymous No.717574153 >>717574425
>>717573453
Such as?
Anonymous No.717574230 >>717574313 >>717579432
Where's the porn
Anonymous No.717574313
>>717574230
r34
Anonymous No.717574337
Cutesythea
Anonymous No.717574425 >>717574456
>>717573842
>>717574153
Tactics Ogre mods. Reborn has some that alter the accuracy formula since they overtuned it in the base game and it's too high. But the Parable of Ruin mod I'm trying has me constantly missing or getting parried even when going for back attacks. Not sure if this is fun though...
Anonymous No.717574456
>>717574425
That game is better without accuracy being a factor.
Anonymous No.717574534 >>717574591
Anonymous No.717574564
I wish I had a cute Corrin wife...
Anonymous No.717574591
>>717574534
Alear is not that horny
I don't think she even knows what sex is
Anonymous No.717575983
>>717573464
>>717553786
Firene unit bases are just really really low overall, so investing into Boucheron feels bad when he's not bringing anything special to the table AND he uniquely needs a lot of help to get going because his strength base and growth are really fucking bad. However, he is an Engage unit, which means he's more than salvageable with enough effort. Its just that amount of effort seriously restricts the amount of early game projects you can have.
Anonymous No.717576003
>>717531878 (OP)
Birthright is the only canon route.
Anonymous No.717576297
bump limit with corrin
Anonymous No.717578174 >>717580003
Anonymous No.717579428
>>717571096
Alear is CUTE!
Anonymous No.717579432
>>717574230
Fine, you can have one.
Anonymous No.717579436
die die die
Anonymous No.717579480
>>717571568
>yugioh archetype
Dunno what you mean but isn't it Hapi?
Anonymous No.717580003
>>717578174
I have the suspicion this artist is tracing slop. His art was way worse not so long ago and now he's like a machine churning out many drawings a day, and his expressions never change.
Anonymous No.717580242
>>717562645
>Where the schizos who say they hate 3H now, hmmm?
he’s still here
Anonymous No.717580690
>>717572507
It sucks that ip counter is gone
Those threads most likely have <= 10 unique ips