Thread 717538429

>>717538429 (OP)
life can fuck you up good. plenty of niggas with hard lives who look ten or even twenty years older. especially if you help the process with substance abuse. i remember dudes who went through multiple wars who were in their thirties but looked as if they were closing on fifty.

someone at rockstar was like "yo instead of level design lets just have cutscenes then plop you infront of the 5 people you need to shoot to start the next cust

>>717538653
>AIEEEEE I SPENT 6 YEARS CALLING $5,000,000 AISTRIKES ON TO PAIRS OF GOATHERDS ARMED WITH 45 YEAR OLD AKS AND $7 WORTH OF ROBES
>ITS JUST LIKE GRANDDAD IN THE TRENCHES, GUESS ILL KILL MY WIFE AND KIDS NOW

>>717539201
>I'm a retarded child
Thanks for sharing. Anything else? Just kidding, I don't care.

>>717538429 (OP)
no he wasnt

>>717539201
Welfare queens in fatigues the whole lot of ‘em

>>717539201
KEK!

>>717538429 (OP)
Hardcore alcoholism, painkiller addiction, poor diet, poor sleep, and non-stop stress. Could be worse.

My aunt's been an alcoholic druggie her entire life and looks twenty years older than she actually is. Her drug addiction has been so bad she's been in two comas.

>>717539676
Nice blog post faggot, how much to fuck your aunt's throat? I'm guessing $2?

He's 36 in Max Payne 1 stop lying dude

>>717538429 (OP)
>He's called Max Payne because he's in the maximum amount of pain possible

>>717538429 (OP)
He was also a pill popper an a heavy alcoholic with major depressive issues and trauma, who constantly got into fights.

>>717538429 (OP)
Not according to le wiki, but most of his backstory comes from that comic book that no one gives a fuck about even if it was co-written by sam lake so you can basically give him whatever age details you want

>>717538653
Yeah man, Max looked like he aged 20 years in 9. That shaved head, bloodshot eyes, beer belly-dude was basically alcoholic Hitman with depression. You could pause that game at any moment and it was 99% chance he looked like he just watched his dog get run over again. Rockstar really said “let’s make a cover shooter but it has the vibes of a suicide note.”

>>717540912
Max Payne 3 is basically what happens when noir gets heatstroke. Dude went from brooding trenchcoat philosopher to a sweaty Brazilian John McClane powered purely by regret and painkillers. Every cutscene felt like it was narrated by someone 20 drinks in and halfway through writing their manifesto. Game's underrated though, tight shooting mechanics and that soundtrack? Chef's kiss.