Thread 717547390

This game feels like it's made for girls. Everything about it, from the visuals, kid Pauline, to the music, to the gameplay, it's all very girly.

>>717547390 (OP)
The gameplay is mostly focused on raw destruction, how can that be girly

>>717547390 (OP)
>huge goofy kong punches holes into walls with his bare fists
It's to balance DK's testosterone
also
>girls
you mean kids, it's a cartoony, "wholesome" platformer

>>717547710
>you mean kids
No, girls. Media for kids is made retarded and girly to emasculate boys. .

>>717547690
Girls play match 3 games thats all about flashy effects and destroying lines of items. It's the same thing.

>>717547710
>you mean kids
I was a kid and played games like Doom.

>>717547390 (OP)
Ta ta la tu-tu
Vey-nol gillas tood.
Voldas deeny wollas toom.
Graw grawl worda deeny zeena gro-dilla!

>>717547390 (OP)
You've never played it

>>717548040
playing it right now. Pauline's random singing and all these songs having her singing voice is very fucking gay.

>>717548139
NTA, but I don't think you are playing it.

>>717548139
You lack a soul. Are you brown?

>>717548139
>very fucking gay
You must be gay if it doesn't give you a boner.

>>717547390 (OP)
>bowtie + suspenders
Literally a male stripper outfit lol, zesty ass game.

>>717548474
You lack balls. Are you a man?

>>717547390 (OP)
>>717547792
>>717547809
>>717548139
>>717548695
You lost and got raped;; Eric

Post a picture of your switch 2

>>717548695
>doesn't deny being brown
>can't prove he played the game
What do you get out of this? Are you that miserable?

>>717548828
why are you triggered that someone called your game gay

>>717548873
You lost and got raped;; Eric.

Now prove you own it.

>>717548913
this is you

>>717548965
You lost and got raped;; Eric.
I accept your troonnycession that you can't

the game really has a lot of soulless to it

>>717549247
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717547856
I was a kid and played Donkey Kong Country, Mario 64, Mario Party and Resident Evil
>>717547792
>conspiracy theory
post your favourite grifter

>>717548873
>game is gay you are gay
>no it isn't no I'm not
no discussion happened, you're clearly just interested in a reaction

>>717549519
>post your favourite grifter
prove him wrong

>>717547390 (OP)
girls don't like to play as big strong gorillas that break everything

>>717549708
that didnt stop nintendo for making the game for them

>>717549754
You lost and got raped;; Eric.

Prove you own it

>>717549674
no, he's the one making the claim, he's the one to prove it's done deliberately to emasculate kids

Hopefully Nintendo will make Super Mario but for women.

>>717549873
>look at OP
>claim is supported by this

So how is it wrong that all the stuff said is not for girls? When they clearly are

Was pic related for boys or girls?

>>717549994
>vomits

>>717550002
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717550002
>it's self evident
no it isn't
>false equivalency
>boys can only enjoy a game if there is booba
so you're just baiting at this point

>>717550042
What criticisms do you have for Nintendo appealing to the female demographic by creating a Super Mario spinoff series?

>>717550208
>boys can only enjoy a game if there is booba

No, but big tits women were literally made for boys.

>>717550306
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717550351
Could you please stop?

>>717550306
so current DK is not for boys and is instead for girls because there aren't big booba women in it

>>717550409
no cause of this

>>717550408
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717547390 (OP)
>it's all very girly.
Japanese women are also beginning to occupy positions that were previously held by men, but unlike Western women, they have not been trained to hate their own race and subvert the society built by their ancestors.
What ends up happening, then, is that companies like Nintendo start making products that are more "girly".
In the West, the same phenomenon generates gay/lesbian/feminist/subversive/disgusting/hateful things because that's how the Western woman's mind works.

>>717550537
fair take. But remember, it just means Japan is one step behind from what the west does.

>>717550474
nothing here implies being anything made for girls or boys, it's all different cartoon aesthetics

>>717550675
>left made for girls
>right made for boys

Simple as

>>717550537
>>717550643
what the fuck are you retards talking about

>>717550481
I am not him.
How about we discuss how Nintendo can appeal to women?
What if women want to play a single-player Mario game, but not play as Mario?

>>717550721
very well then

>>717547390 (OP)
If by "for little girls" you mean "adult men who haven't reconciled with the fact that they're closeted trannies" then sure

>>717550804
>child pauline aspires to be like mario
i think it's cute
>mario games appealing to women
daisy, pauline, peach, plenty of female characters in paper mario

>>717550870
I can compromise there's a crossover

>>717550870
>everybody who likes what I don't like is a tranny
so no discussion whatsoever

>>717550537
>>717550643
>>717550721
>>717550870
>>717550953
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717547390 (OP)
It is unironically made for pubertal boys to fall in-love with Pauline. So that their nostalgia levels for Nintendo is maximized when they've grown into adults.

>>717551051
>generate a smug response sprinkling some succint facts to humiliate and disparage my opponent, also call him brown and tranny

Transgendo transcends the barrier of gender.

>>717551147
based

>>717550929
I don't think Princess Peach: Showtime! was popular, and I am not really referring to games where you can play as the princesses, or the RPG games.
I am referring to a new game series, with gameplay that is identical to Super Mario, but you are playing as Pauline.

>>717551265
based on what, finish your thought
>>717551210
old news

>>717551210
You lost and got raped;; Eric.
Now prove you own a switch 2

>>717551369
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717547809
pretty good point there

snoys be seething after the latest famitsu top ten came out

>>717551359
Huh, well, maybe it will work out Mario games as a franchise have been moving away from giving Mario the exclusive spotlight.
It seems like Pauline might be bridging the Mario/DK universes

Wow. I never thought chuds could sink so low. Imagine seeing innocent little Pauline dancing in her little diva dress and being mad you got a boner and calling the game girly. My goodness

>>717551424
(You)'s for me? Oh you shouldn't have

>>717547390 (OP)
>Monkey Smash: The Game
>girly

>>717551447
>>717551612
>>717551693

No it isn't, and sametrannying won't save you.
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717551780
schizo alert. The game is for little girls.

>>717551875
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717551780
me thinks you're not the original You lost and got raped poster. You're coopting the spam to serve your own bruised ego

>>717551545
The thing is, Nintendo can't just take Pauline from '94, Mario vs. DK, and Odyssey, and turn her into a new character, because that would break the lore.
I really think they might do with Pauline what they did with DK for Donkey Kong Country.

>>717551915
>>717551875
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717551930
So a daughter or descendant. Does it really matter that much how they explain the inclusion of this new Pauline in the universe? It seems to me like Nintendo always explained away the tenuous relationships between the characters. Mario world has very loose lore.

>>717551954
Prepare for Mario's daughter.

no words exist in any language to properly express my disdain for tendoids. you faggots are cooked, as the zoomies say

>>717550748
Women are occupying spaces that were previously masculine, and because of this, some games are becoming more "girly". It's natural.
What is not natural is for women who occupy men's spaces to start acting like crazy bitches trying to destroy the patriarchy from within while posting on Twitter about how much fun they had making an ugly lesbian protagonist who kicks white men's asses because it makes the chuds angry.

>>717551954
fuuuuck keep doing that, I'm about to finish

>>717552156
>>717552164
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717551780
>>717551904
>>717551954
Do you not understand that there are more than two people on this website, not just you and your imaginary boyfriend?
I've been called this "Eric" in separate threads couple of times this year, I live in a scandinavian country where THERE ARE NO PEOPLE NAMED "Eric", maybe one or two yankee tourists here and there
Are you actually fucking schizophrenic? Are you capable of talking with normal responses instead of this assumptive, unhinged spam shit?

>>717552197
>>717552164
>>717552156
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717552075
I don't think they had to explain it.
I think they just left breadcrumbs, and I think I pieced things together.
Consult this infographic about Bananza Pauline's origins.

>>717552164
>What is not natural is for women who occupy men's spaces to start acting like crazy bitches trying to destroy the patriarchy from within while posting on Twitter about how much fun they had making an ugly lesbian protagonist who kicks white men's asses because it makes the chuds angry.
that can happen
you might also be looking too much in the same direction methinks

>>717547390 (OP)
girls don't have the spatial IQ required to find all the hidden bananas

>>717552268

You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717552293
hey that's actually kinda cute you live long enough to see mario have a child time flies

>>717547710
Games are for men and men alone

>>717552390
You are him.
Please stop.

>>717552441
>>717552448
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717552214
>>717552272
my GOTY is going to actually win GOTY, and i play my games at a respectable fps and resolution. meanwhile you are a fat buckbroken retard who will an hero when the game awards get here

>>717552507
I am not him.
Why are you doing this?

>>717547390 (OP)
>chuddy kong

>>717552545
>>717552559
>>717552585
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717552559
he's an obese tendoid with schizophrenia, what do you expect?

>>717552441
>for men and men alone
you mean for lone men

>>717552662
You lost and got raped;; Eric.
Sametrannying won't save you

>>717552641
>leaky kong

>>717552641
Nintendo will win when they reveal Mario's daughter.

>>717552585
>games are easier now
>the west has fallen
okay okay I get it

Why can't we have hardware bans put in place? These fucking schizos need a permanent vacation from internet forums
Literal fucking sewage. Can't wait for internet to start asking real life ID's, these retards will disappear real soon.

>>717552662
stop samefag'ing retard

>>717552735
>>717552737
>>717552771
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717552698
You are replying to yourself from multiple devices.
When will you accept that Nintendo has won?

>>717552831
You lost and got raped;; Eric

This entire thread is just
>"You're a tranny!"
>"No you're a tranny!"
Ad infinitum, why is modern /v/ like this with every fucking subject?

>>717552993
It's only one person doing this.

>>717552268
Ok Erik

>>717550990
I'm glad you agree with me, but renege ywnbaw

>>717553050
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717552993
>barely moderated forum with old impertinent subculture that requires threads to have constant replies to stay afloat devolves into blatant attention farming ragebait
it's by design, also bots

>>717553050
I see it now

>>717553110
>>717553176

You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717551369
Vivian is not a tranny, that's revisionist history that was exclusive to the west because they can't just let things exist normally for whatever reason

>>717553110
>ywnbaw
good

>>717553186
I want to have sex with Eric so bad I'll even do it non-consensually.

>>717552156
Nice reddit words

>>717553260

You lost and got raped;; Eric.
BTW, despite you page 10 bumping it twice in a row, your Mario seethe thread died ;)

>>717552993
Nice post. How many months of HRT are you on now?

Who the fuck is Eric

>>717553445
Me

>>717553165
/v/ wasn't always like this, anons used to be able to have genuine discussions but now literally every topic starts to revolve around trannies no matter what it is. Gamerfuel threads, screencap threads, every single vidya game thread. Anons want to talk about trannies every second the can get.

>>717553445
Op, a mentally ill pedophile snoy

>>717553498
>noooooo please stop talking about us! We just want to be left alone!!!

>>717553586
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717553586
>the trannies want you to insult them and dehumanize them in a gaming forum
what other secrets did the angels tell you

>>717553269
post scale with timestamp

>>717553950
You lost and got raped;; Eric

>>717547390 (OP)
Snoy little bitch has no games hahaha

>>717551875
You're like kevin nash, you got raped and gaped!

>>717553871
Your people would do well to stop advertising the fact that you're trannies of you genuinely didn't want to be insulted. Nobody cares and it's not relevant to the conversation, but for whatever reason, you think people need to know

>>717554359
>Nobody cares and it's not relevant to the conversation, but for whatever reason, you think people need to know
Is this post meant to be ironic?

>>717547792
>emasculate boys

Like, make them more feminine?
That's kinda cool tho

>cherrypicking with the same 2-3 screenshots every fucking time
So lazy. No (You)s for (You).

>>717554335
You lost and got raped;; Eric