>turning male horses into horsegirls
>somehow isn't "woke"
explain

Only woke when they are black, ugly, or disabled

Who gives a fuck about lore? I don't care of Oda Nobunaga was a man. If you depict him as a hot chick with big tits I'm gonna get a oda nobuboner.

It's just retractable, that's all

>>717549381 (OP)
Do women actually fan their crotch?

>>717549381 (OP)
I can see "it"...!

>post a female horse

Horses that we know do not exist in the Umamusume universe. There, horses can only be female. It's a fictional universe, so don't bother applying conventional logic to it. You're supposed to turn your brain off an have fun.

>>717549381 (OP)
That's never an issue when they're genderbent into beautiful maidens.

>>717549381 (OP)

>>717549726
see what?

>>717549864
Making 204 children with Super Creek!

>>717549531
wtf don't be mean to OP

>>717550017
The tattoo...

>>717549381 (OP)
they dont demand rights or priviledges or cover up their criminal activities guised as activism

>>717550540
BUILT FOR BBC WHYTE BOI

>>717549381 (OP)
But the one you use as a picture IS a female.

>>717549381 (OP)
Do you call fate girls woke? HA! See? I'll continue pairing my MTF girls and making them have children through legacy futa MTF reproduction.

mods, take this cancer shit back to its containment board.

worth buying golshi stars with friend points if i have her at 3 stars or nahh? i heard stars dry up down the line

>>717549381 (OP)
1. You're retarded
2. This is routinely done with ships, planes, cars etc. etc.
3. It's fictional
4. People like cute girls and horses. Why not both?
5. Woke would be if they made them ugly women. and black. and gay. and went out of its way to shit on the audience.
6. see 1.

>>717549381 (OP)
Woke is making things shit for ideological reasons. If it's good then it isn't woke.

>>717553783
Do you have Urara maxed already?

>>717551942
N-Noooooooooooooo

Don't worry, they'll still make horse cock porn for you.

>>717549780
Futas on the left

>>717554543
the guts card? nah, i just bought 1 copy since i was using the points for friend slots

>>717549381 (OP)
It makes my cock hard
So it isn't woke

>>717555164
I'd argue it's more important to get that going since it's a very good card

>>717556464
thanks anon. i did hear her card is useful in the rework/new campaign

>>717551537
they demand artists to not make lewd images

>>717554750
bang the group on the left while they bang the ones on the right.

>>717549381 (OP)
I've now seen two pictures like this what gives?

>>717557581
The crotch gets sweaty easily

will this thread be the next victim for faggot jannies

>>717557581
horses are smelly

>>717557998
this one does deserve it

>>717557998
why is janny so butthurt about horses? did he get raped by one?

>>717558094
it has culture war bullshit in the OP so they may not touch it

>>717549381 (OP)
Snifffffdd

>>717557998
>trash like ZZZ and GFL2 are ok
but noooo not horsegirls
mods are fags

>>717557998
No because it's /pol/ bait. /pol/ and AI threads never get touched

>>717553917
Ships have been referred to with female pronouns for centuries in the only language that matters

>>717558258
Mods fucks real horses

Mambo

>>717558508

>get 8 carats from team trials
>now my carts are uneven
why do they do this

>>717549381 (OP)
>No hits on saucenao
>Not found when searching daiwa scarlet + paper fan
Is this slop? My radar is dulling.

>>717558562
Mambo

It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

was the bot dropping slurs?

>gives you 100% win rate gold ship run
fuck me man I didn't have this and late starts made me lose races when I had all stats 200 points higher than any of the other racers

>>717558828
If you're losing races as an end closer, it's not because you had a late start, that shit is only really bad for front runners. It's an annoyance to pacers, and has little to no effect on lates and ends.

I don't play this shit because I already have Nikke sucking out an hour of my life a day, but why are these threads getting nuked? Other coomer threads are a-ok, but the horse girl threads are a step too far?

>>717558762
>Discord
What's the bloody goddamn appeal? Blimey.

>>717558936
Okay then why was I losing, don't tell me my *insert stat here* was too low because they were well above any of the other racers

>>717558936
It actually does matter since it also improves the timing of when your horse runs out the gate. Even if you're a late or end runner, you still want to be the first in your pack.

gamba? y/n pls ignore my abysmal stats

>>717559015
Your golshi probably lacks guts

>>717559015
more than likely you just got really unlucky with positioning and got boxed in by jobbers
>>717559029
At least in career mode, I rarely see a large amount of ends in a single race.

>>717549381 (OP)
>tranime, BUT A VIDEOGAME!!!
Who gives a shit

>>717558974
if the total stats you gain are less then the failure % then it's not worth it

>>717558936
The real Gold Ship's famous late start seemed pretty detrimental to him and many wallets

>>717549381 (OP)
No, I will not play your games, disingenuous faggot. I will bump your thread cause I know this is actually bait

lmao trannies mad another anime waifu game is popular

>>717559074
>single rainbow at 80% failure
lol, lmao

>>717558603
Yes, slop gened and upscaled in civitai. The tell-tale sign is the resolution. Civitai's upscale crunches the aspect ratio slightly before upscaling. The base res was 832x1216, you fucking retard. Need examples?

>>717559121
>>717559142
We own this board.

>>717554750
so we finally admit futas are male

>>717558603
It's sloppa, but also up your reverse search stats:
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/131707715

Is it worth it to get nice nature to potential 5 she seems to be invaluable in the upcoming Taurus cup

>>717559121
>>717559142
Stay mad.

>46 Goldshi Gaslight challenges on top of the spring celebration challenges I've been too busy to grind out

>>717559228
Yes, you want as many debuffs as possible on her

>>717559125
meant for
>>717559074

>>717559227
I thought pixiv disallows AI art

>>717557527
this guy gets it

>>717559179
>>717559284
ty toreina-sans

>200k off of one career
thank you golshi

>>717559223
Speaking off, some weirdos are turning futas into an American gender issue. Got blocked on Deviantart twice over 'disrespectfully misgendering trans men as futas', I don't get it.
People with cancer deserve to die, btw.

I think Sunday SUCKS

>>717558828
>Only activates during late starts
>Not a guaranteed proc like other conditional skills
It's arguably the most useless skill in the entire game, even the actual skills that are broken/useless are more useful since they bloat up your score during team trials.

>>717549780
If both female and male horses race together, has any male horse ever fucked a mare during a race?

>>717559420
with that height? she sure does it standing

>>717559091
>more than likely you just got really unlucky with positioning and got boxed in by jobbers
yes that is what late starts do, you lose way too much stam on a run and it completely kills the race. Image is same setup run but left had no focus at the start and right had focus and WORSE legacies

>>717559436
Have you been to /dbs/ lately? Males just instantly mount the females when they see the opportunity.

>>717549780
so do they have like human cock or horse cock?

>>717559425
Completely wrong

>>717559425

>>717559404
theyve been doing that since 2015 at minimum

>>717549381 (OP)
Don't worry anon, they all have massive throbbing futa cocks

how long unitl this game gets the mlp treament

>>717549381 (OP)
>normal mind
haha cute girls
>amerishart kikeraped brain
urrrhhhh trannies? aaah trannies!

Is this next thread

>>717559771
never it has streamers backing it

>>717559771
no happening because they are anime girls so it's not weird to want to fuck them

>>717559771
never since it isn't intended for toddlers

>>717559771
mlp was made for babies

>>717559801
funny how the janny prefers a bait OP than a normal one

>>717549381 (OP)
It's not done for woke purposes
Japs are just weird like that

Do you always try for the Triple Crown/Tiara races?

going to start taking tazuna to deal with these late starts

>>717559870
I think he means a containment board.

>>717549684
The joke is she is in heat. Human woman have menstrual cycles they don't do that.

>>717559936
Triple Crown races give more fans

Is it worth pulling for Super Creek even if I have a MLB Kitasan Black?

who is your uma record holder?
for me its silence by like a whole 1500 points

>>717549381 (OP)
she's a female horse tho

>>717560073
They don't occupy the same role at all, the question makes no sense to start with.

>>717560073
every deck i have has both MLB kitasan and borrowed MLB super creek

>tfw witlet

>>717560073
you borrow a super creek thats at least lb1, until at least the new meta support card pops out and you'll have to decide beforehand if you wanna borrow, or use your own.

>>717559425
This post is so fucking wrong
>every horse will roll a delay, you only get the late start notification if they roll a high delay value
>only skills that are a guarantee proc when conditions are met is the trainee ultimate skill, every other skill but the green one needs a wit roll check first
>Focus will active in any race in wins the wit roll because every race has a delay roll

>>717560192
>front runner
Get more Speed and Power for early races where wit doesn't matter

>>717549381 (OP)
that IS a female horse though

>>717559425
Masterful bait

>>717560282
got cucked by a late start
nothing i could do

>>717560161
Course it does, I can continue borrowing S.Creek or I can pull for her. My buddy mentioned there will be an update that lets you uncap support cards in a few months. If that's the case, I might try for 1 copy of Super Creek.

>>717559973
yeah i'm going to steal El's sandals looks at those things

>>717559121
You do, apparently

>>717559313
Nope, but they have filters so that you can never see it unless you want to (or someone mislabels)

>>717549381 (OP)
its ok when its anime and cute

>>717560230
is there a list of meta support cards for jp?

>>717560192
Front Runner works for the first couple races even if Gold Ship has a G in it.

oguri FAT if he real

>>717549780
Bros...the lore deepens

>>717560405
you want lore?

>>717560315
Late start shouldn't matter at debut if you got enough speed and power to run through everyone.
Unless you really got unlucky and have a rando horse be a fucking tryhard that suddenly gets a boost at the last spurt

>>717549381 (OP)
You posted female horse tho

>>717560450
The director is a stand in for northern dancer too, so she's basically flexing her ancestry.

Personally, late starts matter more on shorter races where the delay is more impactful, not on the running styles

>Eclipse shows up
>hors surrounded by angel halos and powerlevel rings and also one black wing because wings are kooru
>immediately destroys your umas regardless of their stats
YOUR FATE IS OVER, RETARDS

>>717557581
is it true that she's had 500 kids?

>>717549381 (OP)
It's not woke, it's shameless otaku pandering for lonely men that need all their media to be CGDCT, it's on the other side of the spectrum, but it's still on the spectrum.

half way there baby

>>717560730
What happens at 5mil?

>>717560730
it doesn't have to be gold ship, no?

>people meme about goldship career
>its actually pretty easy with focus only on mediums and longs where she's good at
>get no mood downs and training lockouts
huh

>>717560773
the next 5mil begins

>>717560829
Not like this...

>>717559973
why would you give your race horse kfc

Can we talk a bit about nepotism?

>>717560598
Eclipse was an ancestor of a majority of the Uma cast. She'd be the final boss.

>>717560821
It's both, so might as well just keep using Goldship

>>717560990
>just realized why its 564
i fucking hate japanese "wordplay"

>>717560598
>eclipse's skill turns her into a pegasus making her instantly win
>the race against her isn't about winning, but to prevent her from getting first place
>You can bring 3 umas like CM
would be a kino raid boss

>>717560990
oh shit i didnt see that one ive been doing opera and rudolf

>>717549381 (OP)
your mom is woke

>>717560598
They already did golshilius as a boss.

>>717560125
Symboli

>>717560876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYAYPWI268
Horses love chicken. Lots of herbivores eat chicks.

What's up with Winning Ticket and Narita Taishin in my Biwa runs? These bitches always show up in my races and always steal my wins

ATTENTION: USE ALL YOUR 5 TEAM TRIAL RUNS. YOU NEED 54 TEAM TRIALS RUNS FOR GOLSHI WEEK
if you do it 5 times a day for 14 days that's 70 time tries so you have some room to miss some but not by a lot

>>717560990
>10 million SP reward
but the gold....

>>717561562
RP fully refills every 10 hours. You can easily do 10 per day

>>717549684
Yes they do I live in a desert and I see women do it all the time.

>>717560876
>>717561521
Horses are opportunistic herbivores

>>717560125
King Halo

>>717561526
Isn't it explained in Biwa's story? Never heard of BNW?

>>717560125
Anime McQueen. Somehow she got to A+ off of a meme power build.

>they warned everyone who posted in the last thread
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>717560824
I must be doing something wrong then because I keep getting to around kikusho then dying. Tried 3 spd 3 stam but I don't have an mlb kitanegro or a super creek so I gotta borrow one or the other.
Probably also just being shit at training choices or rng fucking me, idk

>>717561034
japanese game made for japanese people

>>717560125

>>717561625
Still without refill items it will take 108 hours or 4.5 days to achieve those 54 team trials so it's better to do at least 5 runs each day

>>717561692
As it turns out, /v/ is a porn thread so I will start being on-topic

>promotion line keeps creeping up and up
I'm not gonna make it...

>>717561692
>is that... A NON NINTENDO THREAD?!?!
>REEEEEEEEEE

>>717560125
it was a fuck face run too

>worst urarara run in a while
>first 9* speed
Just fail upwards, i should have known

>>717549559
>oda nobuboner
Kek

>>717561896
I'm starting to believe in the tankmaxx strat. Just fuck your career up and you will randomly get good sparks. I fucked up my Gold Ship career and got great sparks, and before that I fucked up a Mayano and Tachyon career to get randomly good sparks.

>>717561749
Super creek is better for goldship
kitasan doesn't exactly have nice skills for goldship and is only useful for the raw stats

>Got a fucking warning for posting in an Uma thread that got deleted at hundreds of posts
>"generals go on /vg/"
what the fuck

>>717556464
>>717554543
>Guts Urara
Can i get a QRD on why? All i know is that Guts is gonna be shit till they rework it.

>>717549780
>>717549381 (OP)
>>717549864
>>717557581
>>717557998
I want centaur wife

>>717561997
>"fucked" golshi career looks way better than mine
what the fuck
what deck did you use?

>>717561997
The way to farm the best sparks IS to race a shit ton. You get more white sparks that way. Just make sure the stats you want to spark are at least 600, preferably 1100 but if you're racemaxxing you can't reliably hit 1100.

>>717560125
Fatty for me, by about the same amount as you. 1500ish

>>717562116
I don't even have LB3 Kitasan so it's more likely I get screwed, so to be fair I get a lot of variance. I don't have a lot of stamina cards so I just go for power instead generally.

I like Air Groove.

>>717558985
whats the appeal of showing up to these threads everyday? People enjoy a sense of community over things they like. If you didnt have 4chan to satisfy that desire that you clearly have then you would be in discord

uma has proved itself to be more than a FOTM game and im honestly impressed.

>>717562380
she's my favorite atm, gotta do more careers with her

>>717562415
>i like this
>NOOO STOP HATING THIS!!

depressing how the /v/ threads went from good discussion threads to ragebait threads

>>717562418
As long as horse racing continues to thrive in Japan, so will Uma Musume

>>717562494
We had ragebait threads early on, it's just that mods deleted the legitimate thread for some reason, so people are using this.

>>717558562
Mambo

>>717562494
blame the ai coomers

>>717562494
>coming to /v/ for "discussions"
not sure if you are new, or just retarded lol. reddit genuinely has the conversations you are looking for. not sure why you are on /v/ trying to do that.

>>717562418
I never had any doubt about this, it only got MORE popular with time in Japan. New scenerios, horses and events would keep drawing new people in.

>>717559771
GR15 is a different beast entirely.
Anyway people aren't spamming this shit absolutely everywhere nor are they talking about ponuts

>>717549684
Of course. Doesn't everybody?

>>717562494
>/v/
>good discussion threads

HOLY LEEE FUUUUK LOL

>>717561101
>all you have to do is stop her from winning
>Go in with 3 debuff Umas
Would be really funny

>Gold Ship week
>Try a Gold Ship run
>Do as End Closer, first time trying this racing style
>Follow >>717465635 's advice
>Get to Legend class [with 445,217 Fans]
>Get Hot Spring ticket
>Wins URA Finals
>The GOAT
Huh?

>>717562494
please go back.

like for your own mental health. there is nothing of value on this site. please go back. i beg you.

>>717562418
Some says uma honeymoon phase is not over until MANT release. Kitasan was the first filter, followed by CM, a recurrent pvp event, which is going on very soon on EN, and the last great filter is a career mode about making your own schedule.

>>717549381 (OP)
Drowsy memo

>>717560125
Suzuka
I've yet to break into A+

>>717559086
FUCK THE GREEN BITCH

>>717562710
Golshi more like OP

>>717559975
BEEEEEYOOOOOND THE TIIIIIIIME

Golshi pls

>>717559121
You mister videogays.
Go watch your ugly nigger cartoons.

"It's ok when Japan does it"

It's a tale old as time.

>>717563084
>"It's ok when Japan does it"
Always has been

>>717561692
lol how pathetic

>>717562602
>HURR 4CHAN IS ONLY FOR REDDITORS WHEN THEY WANT TO SHITPOST
blow it out your ass faggot

>>717558562

>>717563303
What is she playing

>>717558828
Golshi's L'arc ult gets stronger if she late started

>>717561692
I wonder if they missed me

>>717563494
Ebin.

>>717563303

>>717563428
Ningen Musume

>>717560954
Its like Cain to the Vampires.

>>717561692
>Japan gacha got banned on /v/
>But gook/chinkshit gacha are fine
What the hell? Is this the same Korean mod on /a/ who banned everyone for criticizing Solo Leveling?

>>717561692
>All video game generals belong on /vg/
Yet, Weekly Shounen Jump and AI generals still remains.

>>717559964
Yes they do, you can track when theyre most fertile by their vaginal mucous consistency and waking temperature, when its hotter than normal theyre most likely to get knocked up

>>717563230
go back.

Do you think some of the umas get freaked out by the others having weird fucked up eyes for no reason

witlet here
How do you run Golshi's career, spam stamina and power training?

>>717549381 (OP)
ninpedo pagjeets have different standards when it comes to gachashit and ninpedoshit

>>717563596
Almost as if chinks and koreans are known for doing stealth paid marketing...

>>717563790
I guess its common enough that they see it as a recessive trait like people with heterochromia

I don't have many horses for the team trial, should i roll on the Curren or midget banner or keep waiting for Narita banner?

>>717563675
>AI general
>in every active board
>every single day
Paid shills, all of em.

>>717549381 (OP)
Anime design is the anti woke cheat code. Can do pretty much everything there as long as it's cute females because woke creators wouldn't make them cute.

>>717561526
BNW. Biwa and Taishin f up all my Ticket runs

fuck my luck is so bad today. endless late starts, night owls and failing 20% over and over again. took tazuna got focus and all of a sudden 0 fucking late starts.

>>717564016
you're better off putting king halo or air groove in sprint instead of hoping for good rolls
id even say its better to get a dirt/mile horse
also you dont have to care much about getting your team filled out till like b2 or something at class 3-4. quality > quantity

>>717561526
Team BWH

>>717563596
thats actually funny af when the entire solo leveling production is outsourced to the japanese because gook and chinks can`t make good anime

>>717563871
power and trying to unlock bofa

>>717564154
I don't have Air groove

>>717563871
Whenever theres a rainbow. I ran two wit cards for this, 1 wit card is good enough for most cases. Plan to have one power card next run.

>>717561621
is there ever a point where SP will be a cap vs gold? seems like gold will always be scarcer

>>717563436
Haru looks really small and loli until you compare her to Nishino Flower, then she starts looking more like a JC.

My goldship is ending up worse trying to build her correctly over the one time I just fed her the usual spd with a side of stamina.

>>717564342
She is a JC, at least body type wise. Same as Mayano.

>>717564357
For End runners you'd want power > stamina = speed.

>>717564401
Although since Goldship is good in Longs, you'll want Stamina > Power = Speed if that's where you plan on running her

>>717564382
and Rice

>>717564401
Depends on the distance, for Mediums yes Power is king but if you're doing Long then Stamina matters as much as Power. Unless you get multiple stamina Gold skills.

golshi need maestro and bofa or nah?

>>717564462
Yes, though people keep drawing her with big boobs despite being an A cup, and it's kind of annoying.

>>717561114
>>717563168
I love this horse like you wouldn't believe.

>>717564495
bofa them

>>717561692
I will unironically go and stay go if they add a rule that will unambiguously delete all generals from /v/, including stealth generals like the touhou thread and the vidya waifu thread

right now it's just preferential treatment (maybe because the ones that they reluctantly allow are going to chimp out even harder when forced to leave)

Rapable uma?

>>717558562
Oye morenita
Dime una cosita
Oye morenita
Dime una cosita
¿Qué te gusta más?

Mientras que existe el mambo
Olvida el tango y la seriedad
A mi me gusta el bolero
Lo mismo que la guaracha
La conga tuvo su racha
Como el afro y el(?)

Pero mientras que exista el mambo
Olvida el tango y la seriedad
Pero mientras que exista el mambo
Olvida el tango y la seriedad

Mambo, mambo, mucho mambo!(X4)
Mambo, mambo, mucho mambo! (X3)
¡Mambo, mucho mambo!

>>717564613
silly anon, horses rape their trainers in their world

>>717564578
They don't want AI generals gone so they won't make that rule

>>717564645
They can't rape me.

So should i use the free pull now or wait for super creeks banner?
Is it like a daily thing or one time deal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGGF0sEb-Wg

>expect maruzensky to be typecast as a gearhead
>she's actually a gigastacy

>>717562415
Calling (You) an ugly ass retarded nigger. That's the appeal.

>>717564698
daily thing limited to that banner, pull away

>>717564692
can't rape the willing after all

>>717564698
There's nothing to save anon, just use it

>>717564495
Maestro yes obviously, BofA is mediocre you're better off getting Standing By and Deep Breaths/Cooldown.

>>717564734
Only for that banner? That sucks

>>717564761
How about Go Home Specialist?

>>717564495
>breath of activate at the start of the race air

>>717564613
how do you rape a woman 10x stronger than you

>>717564761
ah okay. haven't done an end closer so not familiar with their skills yet. thanks

>>717564810
Good on some tracks where the downhill is in the middle of the track. About as reliable as BoFA for that reason. In Champions Meets where the track is known ahead of time it's really good on those tracks.

>>717564830
I hate to say it, but you could probably trick Bakushin into sex by saying it's a form of training.

Why is Swinging Maestro better than Breath of Fresh Air again?

Is Oguri supposed to be a late surger or pace chaser?

>>717565007
There's more corners in a race

>>717565007
Swinging Maestro activates on corners, so it always gets value at a point in the race where your uma has lost HP and isn't in their final spurt yet.
Breath of Fresh air is a coin flip, if it activates too early or too late it's much, much weaker since it'll heal more HP than you have missing or activate in the final straight where it does basically nothing

>>717559436
>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
>An erect horse will tend to perform oddly, ignoring instruction and acting on their own lust. This would come to pass.
>During the race, Pilsudski attempted to approach Air Groove, and eventually took her over from the inner lanes to win the race. It's believed Air Groove may have run poorly due to an attempt to escape him.
>Take Yutaka commented after the race: “I did everything right, Air Groove did everything right and ran a perfect race, yet there is still a horse capable of defeating her in this situation, the world is huge…”
>After the race, Pilsudski was depicted by fans as a hentai who stalks Air Groove. He also earned the nickname “god of erection” by fans.

>>717565026
a buffet chaser

>>717564960
This but for Mayano

WHY DO SO MANY MILERS HAVE AN ARMIA KINEN HUMILIATION RITUAL?

>hurr did you this one is male in real life, that makes her a trap
Such tranny bullshit logic, the characters aren’t even them reincarnated. they’re different beings altogether

>>717565136
Mayano doesn't need tricking she's trying to get into your pants the whole time, she's eventually going to rape you.

>>717565150
You can win with stats needed for Mile and at least a C aptitude. Career gives you a hidden +400 Stamina so your build that works for Mile PvP will have nearly enough for Long in career.

>>717565179
Dangerous Uma, do not leave alone with trainer

>>717565310
I can take it

>>717565178
>the characters aren’t even them reincarnated. they’re different beings altogether

>Mayano when she sees Curren Chan making assertive moves

uma deathmatch to fuck trainer-kun when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu0lykxUkYg
Uma for this feel?

>>717549381 (OP)
Because all the fags that scream woke are too busy imagining their horse cocks

>>717564183
weird every anime i watch has a bunch of gook names in the credits, like the japanese studio designs the characters and then outsources all the gruntwork to korea.

>>717549381 (OP)
Japan. That's all the explanation necessary.

>>717565569
>Uma for this feel?

what other jobs can umalets realistically do?

>>717564578
we need king halo as remilia

>>717565865
petting zoo
support animal

Stop sexualizing umas

>>717565310
I'd fly right into her danger zone.

>>717565865
cop, though that's probably not in the books for a womanlet.

>>717566162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YcYLE90po&t=70s

Funny enough, fucking your Uma right before a race would generally make them preform better. It's the opposite of male athletes, where they lose testosterone from sex.

>>717565865
For a trainer, that is such a messed up thing to say to your uma or anybody else's
it's probably not even in your place to say that, that's something best left for their parents or the Director

>>717565865
Prostitution.

>>717549381 (OP)
Is there uma musume version of Saint Boye?

Are all the Sakura Something O named horses from the same stable or is it just a popular naming scheme?

>>717566442
I don't think we've seen any uma abuse

>>717566442
Not yet and probably never will because he ain't no racehorse and definitely not a japanese horse but goldshi is the closest you'll ever get.

>>717566471
They all have the same owners. Sakura is the clan name, just like Satonos and Naritas.

I understand the obsession with Agnes Tachyon now

>>717549381 (OP)
absolutely based that the creators of this have uma's fucking human men as cannon

>>717566889
The umas are cannons or the human men are cannons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNm_9NxQ-IE

MOOOUUU

Alternate outfit Umas like anime Teio have a different ult and a few outfit events in career but are otherwise the same right? Or are there other differences?

>>717566630
Ah ok makes sense.

>>717567035
Yup you got it

>>717565495
FUCK! I LOVE little girls.

>>717565070
can't beat the horsecock

>>717567185
>LUST
FTFY

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nGZGYBL8GA4
Bros...

>>717565026
IMO she's better as a late surger because it makes it more likely to activate her ult (if you use pace chaser sometimes she surpasses the lead before the 200 meter mark so the ult won't activate), but then again one of her golden potential skills (Gourmand) can only be used as a pace chaser.

>>717565865
They have super strength and stamina, they'd be great at construction work.

>>717567347
i built mine slower as a joke but i guess this is fine too

>>717558670
>>717566981
MARVELOUS

is the goldshi career harder then the normal one? all my goldshis today were just ass

>>717559121
go watch your kike approved fagslop then you disgusting inbred normalnigger

>>717567035
Also stats and starting skills.

>>717558670
HUGE hair

>>717567469
I dunno if it's placebo, but my golshi runs are worse now compared to me starting the game.

>marvelous sunday owner be like
>I DEMAND SHE'S A LOLI WITH FAT TITS OR NO DEAL

>>717567230
how do you respond without sounding upset?

>>717559964
protip, yes they do.

How do they use smart phones?
they only show them using the long landlines

a-are there women in this thread right now...

>>717565865
they can get normal jobs. they just have advantages with their horse strength and speed

>>717567469
the website says golshi mode is harder than a standard career but i dont know what it exactly changes.

>>717567584
but... their wit...

>>717567321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPrMcpLniM

>Mayano Top Gun is very popular with female Uma Musume fans

>>717567609
i had my run ended in the finals when a ROIDED up Tamamo CHUD kept winning

https://youtu.be/5cG7Lfp0MK4?si=2fvxrNtM1-WAuJ_w

I went from thinking this franchise looked like shit to actually loving and caring about all these horses.
Every single one of them are just fun characters. Even the ones that haven't been added to the game yet and are practically background characters like Marvelous Sunday or Fine Motion or MAMBOhauser I've just ended up loving the shit out of.

How do you build pace/late umas?

>>717549381 (OP)
Woke is progressive identity politics.
Is this game deliberately trying to include progressive identity politics?
Or is it just about making cute horse girls?

>random uma suddenly surges forward and gets first beating even the other named umas
what the fuck

>>717567669
She's a stacy in the making and her flirting comes off as cute childish affection if you aren't a lolicon, I can see it. Some of the most most lewded lolis are shockingly popular with women.

>>717567786
mambo

>>717567786
mambo!

wumbo

>>717567786

>>717565865
That can do whatever. King Halo's mom became a fashion designer after she retired. Hishi Miracle was just gonna go to a regular college after Tacen before you fucking gaslit her into becoming a star racer. Hell there's a whole career scenario dedicated to sports other than racing.

omatsuri

>rainbow 2% stamina training before a race
>fails somehow
I'm beating this retarded horse with hammers

>>717558562
Mambo

>>717561692
meanwhile they never touch the baggot threads

>>717558562
Is she threatening to shoot me if I don't say Mambo or if I do?

>>717567956
actually since I'm here, how does Practice Perfect
is the lower rate of failure reflected in the percentages or is it like a hidden stat?

what's the significance of the number 564?

>>717568040
esl artist prease understando

>>717568081
It's like 765 but slightly weird

>>717568081
GO = 5
RU = 6
SHI = 4
Welcome to japanese humor

>>717567786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsmkb4wtIQ0

>>717568081
>564
>go-ro-shi

>>717561034
>lol wouldn't it be funny if we had two different spellings for some numbers, but never actually used the other spelling in common language because it sounds like a booboo word
>lmao imagine if some stupid gaijin learned the wrong spelling and now their brain trips up every time when they think of numbers in japanese wwwwww
Learning them wrong lets me get wordplays like this, but I also wish nuclear holocaust upon the japanese.

>>717568134
>>717568150
oh neat i guess

>Get my first A rank and Hot Springs ticket with Gold Ship
Thank you Gold Ship.
I love you Gold Ship

I didn't care about scent several years ago as much as I do now.

>>717565070
Hag Groove should sue.

>>717568246
I love you too, nigga.

consider this teio

>>717566503
>>717566573
I just wanted a funny meme horse that trolls

i think teio SUCKS

>>717568397
Consider THIS.

>>717568043
reduces chance of failure

>>717568449
this WHORE doesn't deserve to represent the mejiro family

>>717568208
Sounds like a personal problem

>>717568449
Was it really necessary for her to do that to Rice Shower?

I'm already tired of grinding goldships career for fans

>>717568043
Practice Poor visually adds 2% on the failure rate UI element, so I assume it's similar for Practice Perfect.
Don't know if there's an extra hidden value or if it's a measly 2% though

>>717568432

>>717549381 (OP)
So when is this game getting good?

Claim your waifuma.

>>717568650
I said enough, Teio.

>>717568695
those burgs go right to her fat tits

>>717558410
german ships were always male

>>717568695
why do they dress like my mom

>>717568779
Your mom is hot.

>>717568695
Can I claim my momuma instead

>>717568695

>>717568779
your mom is an Uma?

>no maestro
>no curvature
What a load of horseshit.

>>717565865
Belno's family owns a sporting equipment franchise
King Halo's mom is a fashion mogul
Oguri's and Tamamo's moms are bums

>>717568849
what's going on here, did she just sniff the noodle get disgusted?

>>717568943
>Iron Will
Ohnononono

>>717568998
too hot

>>717568998
too hot or she just simply got cat tongue

>>717568849
now this is an uma that dresses like a married woman

>>717566442
>>717566503
The JRA must fucking hate her

>/v/ma just hit A rank

I do not care for Gold Ship. He insists upon himself.
I will take those carats however

>Saw someone mention "Focus" was a universally good skill days ago
>Forgot
>28 runs later
>See thread

I'm old

>>717569279
>Focus
>good
In which universe?

>>717567786
the dialogue and story is short af compare to your usual word salad gacha but it actually made me care about the characters
its weird

test

>>717569484
you failed

>>717569361
its the same shit as sports anime
or at least what i feel with slam dunk

is there literally any reason to ever bother upping wit and/or guts in a career?

Can anyone give tips training Nice Nature? She keeps jobbing half way through her career, while I'm trying to farm debuffs.

>>717568695
god I wish american women were real

>>717569357
The universe where it always helps, the one we exist in.

>>717569624
The energy boost from Wit makes it good enough to forego resting, speed and more skill point bonus is relevant. Wit controls a lot of how your Uma performs during races and her skill procs. Guts only go for if you're still raising friendship and there's like 3+ of them sitting there and there isn't another crowd huddled in a dif category.

>>717569624
Wit affects positioning and ability activation. Try to aim for at least 300
Guts currently affects stamina drain in the last stretch, so kind of a meme stat. I've seen some people saying that for some umas it's still worth having about 300 though via events and training stamina, but not any more than that.

>>717569624
Guts you need to get to at least 300, because it does effect your stamina in certain parts of the race. Wit you want at least 400 to have a decent chance of activating skills, but having it higher is especially good for debuffers.
>>717569673
Focus Wit as much as you can, while also keeping speed and stamina high enough that you can complete the race. You CAN just build her like any other horsegirl, but if you want her to be viable outside of career you are going to want 3-4 wit cards, then 1-2 speed cards, 1-2 stamina, and 0-1 power cards. This all depends on your sparks, and which cards you have that give the best debuff skills.

im getting unreasonably mad over this horse game already
can the fucking rng not fucking fuck me over with mood downs just before required races

What is medium long mill skills mean? Are those skills only active on their specific race?

>>717569780
>The energy boost from Wit makes it good enough to forego resting
so do you guys just spam Wit training until energy goes up to >50% instead of ever resting? i never thought of doing this because it seems like you're wasting 3 to 5 turns to get the energy back up instead of just 1 to replenish everything

>>717569938
wtf how did she do it?

>>717560125
Taiki Shuttle with 1200
she just shot the competition

How much speed is fine for END closer?

oisu

>>717569821
I'm running 4 wit, 1 speed, and 1 stam. Guess I should focus training speed and stam early game.

>>717570000
I check if going for a wit training is better for next turn depending on the race schedule, or if summer camps coming up

god i want that race scheduler qol change ASAP

Fucking shit of a whore

>>717570128
Do it faggot

>>717570000
If you've got a wit card and it glows, it's a decent enough chunk where you can train another stat if you're at like 30% energy. For the risk takers, it'll get you into a safer window than 20-30%. Rest also isn't riskless since you could get sleep deprived into Night Owl. Not like you never rest but minimizing it gets your more stats in the longrun.

>women are literally presented as dumb animals that live only for entertainment
>even "woke" people love this

>>717570000
Obviously don't spam wit five times in favour of resting once.
The benefit of wit is that you gain a bit of energy while still getting speed+skill points, which resting doesn't, it only gives energy (and might also debuff you). Energy gain from wit training is mainly to reduce your chance of failing training until you HAVE to rest.
Personally I can get away with minimising the need for rest for a while simply by strategically training wit (usually once it reaches the green portion), and getting energy via event options.

>>717569938
Got the others?

>>717566064
tell Umas to stop being so sexual.

>>717570224
>dumb animals
thats you m8

>>717569926
Only in races of those specific races. There are Sprint, Mile, Medium, and Long, in order of length. Races also have different conditions, though they really boil down to "Firm" and "Wet." Tracks can also go either to the left, or to the right. The weather is another condition, which is related to but distinct from "Firm" and "Wet."
Now what weather and conditions effect outside of skill activation, I couldn't tell you.
You will probably also notice some skills state when they activate in the race, for most skills you want ones that say mid-race, or activate on corners. This is because out of the starting gate it a straight, and for most skills you want them to activate later on.
ALSO there are skills that activate depending on the position your horse girl runs in. So, Front Runner, Pace Chaser, Late Surger, and End Closer.

>>717569676
I still watch this through to the end.

>>717570128
You know what to do

>>717570224
They also have mood swings just like actual women.

>>717570224
they... they're horses

>>717570106
>>717570169
>>717570234
i see, i get it i think. so basically avoid wit training altogether unless energy is low?
should i also add wit cards to my deck? i dont think ive done a single run with a single wit card so far

>>717570224
they're horses

>>717561034
explain pls

>>717570078
Early game, like for Junior year, you should focus on getting your friendship up as much as you can. Particularly if you get any three+ stacks. Secondarily go for skill hints, depending on how important the hints are from that card.

How the hell do people get their horses to 1200 speed 1200 power/stamina?
I can understand 1200 speed and 1200 wit since the wit training regens your energy, but power or stamina? That seems kinda fucked

>>717570387
whales with MLB support cards and 9* parents

>>717562060
NTA, but I looked at it, and it seems like it's purely a numbers card, having NO SKILLS AT ALL, in exchange for big training and fan numbers.

>>717570356
5- go
6 - roku
4 - shi
Gor(l)shi.

>>717570331
You should still train wit if you can(friendship, rainbows, skills) especially to hit the 400 breakpoint

ORE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>717561692
Cool, now do this for master duel and AI slop generals.

>>717554750
*the right

>>717566064
Tell the umas to stop sexualizing trainers.

How should I build golshi? Obviously as high I can get her speed, but power and stamina should be high too for end closer on long races, how high should they be?

>>717570314
>>717570342
Horses don't talk or walk on two feet. Would you enjoy being compared to a horse? Maybe it would be flattery for a maggot like you, but I sure wouldn't.

>>717570490
NUMEROUS NITRO

>>717570354
Wrong uma, next time use faggot wonder

>>717570314
cute!

>>717570490
same energy

>>717570369
I do farm friendship early. The problem is she starts jobbing shortly after summer training.

>>717570331
You can still press it when you're above 50% since, with the refund, the cost of the next training might let you do yet another stat training instead of resting.
And yes, plenty of wit cards that are just all around good. If you have Fine Motion, use it. Among the SRs, Marvelous Sunday, Daiwa Scarlet, and Agnes Tachyon off the top of my head.

>>717570538
I mean, horses are pretty cool

hachimi mambo oh yeah hachimi hachimi mambo

>>717570490
>>717570576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo

fuck off back to tranime containment board

>>717570535
Speed is obvious but stamina and especially with is important for her
Her unique skill is damn good since it lasts long and triggers midway through the race. Wit lets her move to the outside to start outrunning everyone else. Grab a bunch of last straight/corner/spurt skills(Rudolf's unique is especially good on her) and she'll steal wins.

>>717568695
What can I say? I like my girls young and genki but somehow this little grandma got me

>>717570671
neigh

>>717570584
Could also just be RNG. Make sure to pray to RNGesus daily.

>>717570721
>ayo traina where da mares @

>>717570762
>oh they'll be here soon gold ship
>anyway, check it out your fans are here!

>>717565178
>he doesn't know
All umas have the soul of the original horse from our world in lore. I'm sorry your favorite uma has a male horse soul inside her.

it's so FUARKING kino watching goldship break out of the pack and shit on silent FRAUDzuka in the finals

>>717570490
Twin Turbo was the last person I expected to deliver one of the highest kinotes in the season.

>>717571287
>says she will win and defeat rice shower every single time
>people are shocked when she does

>do a rudolf run
>she’s a front/pace/late uma
>decide to go for a pace Uma
>did not get 1 pace related skill
>not 1 long skill for me to switch too either
>last all the way till semi finals

>>717570560
I saw a video of a horse laying its head down on their owner's lap, and that made me realize how adorable these guys can be despite how dangerous and goofy they are

>>717571346
why didn't you go late

heres my cute wife to celebrate the end of the thread

>>717571346
>putting her in pace when her unique needs you to pass three other umas
I mean its doable but most of the time she can overtake people on pace and not activate her skill at all

>>717571346
>those stat numbers
>semi finals

>>717571386
Whoops I meant to write late skills.

WAIT A HEKIN MINUTE
>all the training is done on a dirt track
>somehow this doesn't raise the dirt skill
HUH?

>>717571473
We arent all paypigs that grinded 9 stamina/speed sparks on all umas

is it really just Tracen?
what if you don't make the cut but still wanna run?

not that it's a good idea, considering you already got filtered by the easiest competition of your career...

>>717571630
oguri anime starts with her in a jobber regional district

Someone please let me into your good club...
I've been in several already and all of them have a lot of no active members or at least then for some reason never request shoes.

>>717570354
Spechan wishes

>>717571626
I am f2p.

>>717571452
Have another

>>717571672
fine I'll watch it now

>>717571870
Cute!

My first 3 star... it's Speed, I'd have preferred Stamina or Power, but I'll take any 3 star at this point. I'm just happy I finally got one...!

Why do koreans love rice shower

>>717571697
der/v/ has one spot open
I'm not the leader though, can't save the spot, first come first serve

>>717549381 (OP)
>horsecock futa is mainstream

they actually started adding definitions for the words this nerd is throwing out

>>717568695
KANG

GAYLO

How is my gookship?

>>717567532
only a true BAKUSHIN would be able to navigate a trainer/uma relationship while training, truly only the mightiest of umas could do it sakura!
That's why I trust you!
>unzips