>Get in, loser. We're doing to Christian's house.

can I just blast his head off

I love her so much bros

>>717551964
uh did you just do a heckin transphobia?

no really I want to blast his head off, is this an actual rpg where I can do that or just one of them pussy "imsims" that pretends to have depth

>>717551964
>>717552570
wew lad

I'd love a car with a seat that goes ALL the way back like that. It'd make napping/sleeping in a car so much comfier.

I've watched this man get fucked up the ass.

>>717552570
>*Aims for the head, makes it burst open like a watermelon l*
"THINGS AIN'T LOOKIN BUENO"
>Immediately killed by cops cause it's modern rockstar
>Goes to Space Burger while waiting to do the story's "content"
>Finally get to do the story again after 48 ingame hours when you meet up with >Her at the hospital where >She magically recovered from a gun wound
>Can't even wait any longer, kill him instantly in sight
WITTY ONE-LINER
>Bazinga

>>717553170
True, I wish I knew I would be living in my car when I bought it

>>717551926 (OP)
>We're doing to Christian's house.

>>717551926 (OP)
>following marker on minimap
>it leads to an empty car
>get closer to car
>see her lying flat on her back in the driver's seat
>lose my shit

I can't be the only one.

>>717551926 (OP)
Why do you smell like Anthony Cumias cock?

im indifferent.

>>717553542
how do you know what cumia's cock smells like?

>>717553416
Lmao

>>717551926 (OP)
>Hey that's cool and all but can you like introduce me to your friend Natalie already?

>>717551926 (OP)
>Hey, my girlfriend and I just wanted to say we really like your style

>>717553875
Because it smells like Jim Norton's asshole.

>>717551926 (OP)
5 years of upgrades and they never even tried fixing the first person driving camera.

>>717554404
>Invited guest

Man, what happened to Evo?

>>717551926 (OP)
That should be natalie if that's the caption you're going with

It's pretty messed up he gave her aids. I never liked the guy despite him being in a lot of the porn I like. He's got this legitimate evil energy that surrounds him

>>717554545
Evo got rid of "toxicity" yeaaaars ago, and has been troon central ever since. Hasn't been worth watching since well before Covid hit.

>>717554404
>>717554545
>>717554817
What ushered in all the trannies to the FGC like Yohosie and Sue Lightning? Was it Ricki transitioning?

>>717551964
No, and it's my main criticism of cbp. Not the false advertising and poor performance but the gay ass irl streamers and influencers that you can't kill.

>>717554993
Lack of gatekeeping combined with the usual suspects pulling strings behind the scenes.

So does sue have aids? What the fuck did she look like pre transition?

>>717556979
Nobody knows surprisingly though he did get doxxed a few years ago and has an estranged brother iirc

>>717554545
>>717554404
HE LOOKS LIKE THE FUCKING CHUD!!!! LMAOOOO

>>717557763
>SEGA was okay hiring a tranny who did porn to be a brand ambassador on social media
>Has no shame in doing porn
>Followers don't seem to care

We live in a society.

Why did she do it?

>>717558495
it's why you should lie cheat and steal, cause everyone else is

>>717551926 (OP)
YouTube screencaps need to be banned.

>>717554404
>>717554545
this dude literally has AIDs
>>717554817
Funny because no one gives a shit about evo anymore. Shit is dying.

>>717559081
>this dude literally has AIDs
>no proof he or christian has AIDS
>all speculation based on some faggot who claimed anyone who banged a tranny had AIDS
Who do I trust? Some random faggot, or someone who got to suck his own cum off Kimber James' cock? I trust the latter because he's a chad.

>>717551926 (OP)
I don't want to go to Ruckersville

>>717557763
is he even capable of getting a boner anymore?

>>717555049
>gay ass irl streamers and influencers that you can't kill.
They applied the "dystopian hellhole" aspect of the cyberpunk genre to the wrong areas.

>>717551926 (OP)
God I want the sphere hunter to give me a gentle handjob so bad bros

>>717558495
desu I think only the porn sick coomers here know he did porn (because they’re the only ones gay enough to look it up)

>>717560420
Nah, there's a lot of crossover with O&A fans who know Cumia is embarrassed to admit he liked docking with a tranny.

>>717560420
>>717560989
Is there actually much crossover between Opie & Anthony fans and weaboo videogame fans though?

>>717562173
Absolutely. /Tv/ used to have regular Opie and Anthony threads.