say thank you to this uma for blessing you

Please bless my erect cock with your gloved hands based uma

>>717553615 (OP)
inb4 trooned & dilated

LOG IN THE GAME

>>717545058
>skills literally don't do anything in career
anon i literally would've lost this without the skill
i went on to win the finale great run!

>1 free roll
thank you cygenerous

Is the Goldshit mode supposed to be harder?

>>717553615 (OP)
The torture ends tomorrow.

I'm thinking of dropping Fine Motion on Goldshi's deck and adding another power card.
What's a good power card besides Amazon?

why was the other thread pruned?

>>717554013
The one with precious Akebono in the background.

>>717553615 (OP)
Why are the horse owners so prudish and retarded they don't want porn of their "children", but allow them to add big breasts and short skirts on them?

Uma sucks when's the next fotm

I can get past pre debut and hopeful stakes with gold ship easy but keep fucking up after that

>>717554065
Mods are the big gay.

>breaks one leg
>dies
Do horse girls really?

>>717554065
Gotta make room for AI threads, twitter screenshot threads, and eceleb threads.

>>717554065
I deadass just got a warning just for shitposting about horses this is bullshit

>>717554205
The last thread was an AI thread thoughever.

>>717554065
talking about a game on /v/ is verboten

>>717554264
same the fuck?
this is my first gacha, i didnt know gachads were this oppressed

>You thought your first time would be with McQueen, or Teio, or Mayano, or Taiki, or Daiwa? Too bad! It's with ME, Golshi!
Why is she like this?!

>>717553781
damn I remember saving this pic 4 years ago, but it was for JP instead

>>717554445
Once you go gold it never gets old

>>717554065
the funniest part is that it was already being pushed off. No need to sweep it.
>warned
wow, ok

>>717554445
You'll come around. You don't have a choice in the matter.

>>717554013
I'm not seeing any power cards used on long runners in PVP. It's all spe/sta
If you take a power I'd say it would pretty much have to be Vodka for BoFA gold recovery
Feel free to try whatever though. I use Helios as my second SR power option after Amazon (shorter distances). I've preferred her to Biwa's card which has energy down events. Helios isn't great but at least has a +20 energy event. I'll use Bourbon as power card for front runners

>>717554445
I imagine she confidently saying that then turning into a blushing mess when taking off the cap

>>717554565
>being warned for posting in a thread about VIDEO GAMES in the VIDEO GAMES board

I spent all my carats on the kitasan card and now that that's over, should I keep rolling for supports or should I do horses for a while? I need another dirt runner because haru keeps fucking losing.

what a fucking narcissist

>Make one post in a video game thread on /v/
>Pic related

>>717554862
mods = gods

>>717554767
I'm saving for this.

Who are you getting to potential level 5 with your golshibucks anon?

>>717554603
I literally burned all my statues just to get her 3 star after this. I'm on the Gold Ship.

>>717554912
I just did Wife Nature.

When is the SC banner

>>717554065
Thread was wetting filled with suggestive pics (even more than the usual) and was getting closer to being a porn thread, something morons are doing on purpose multiple times because they cant let a horsie game get all the attention

>Scuffed ass Gold Ship run where nothing went right
>got sparks that were actually good
Why is this game like this?

>>717554912
Bakushin of course

>>717554767
Do you have the cards you want/need?
Super Creek SSR banner starts in a few days
The metafag thing to do would be dump what you can on Creek, after which there's no good card banner for ages, then hoard until around Xmas where there's a spark-any-3*-horse thing so that would be the time get all horses, but obviously a ways off now and if you need horses, you need horses
If your Kita is 0LB or 1LB probably save for the rerun instead (metafag again)

>>717554885
>T. stupid butt hurt bootlicker
Wow, and you're getting nothing in return!

And when YOU get banned, you say bad things about the mods and the jannies! Let that sink in!

Testing to see if I've been warned for talking about the horse video game on the video game board...

>>717554767
The point of rolling for Kitasan was that you don't need to ask these gay ass questions anymore. Nothing matters after Kitasan.

>>717555132
I have not.

>>717554912
No one. I'm using my american bucks to level up support cards. Particularly debuffer cards for my upcoming Evil Nature.

>9/10 of the last careers I've done where I'm parent farming and getting 600+ SPD/STA/PWR went 1* guts/wit
Damn sure would have loved to have hit those .1% odds on you know the kita banner and not wasting my time like this. For reference here is just a selection of them.

Which uma do I train if I want to be perfect like Cell?

>>717553615 (OP)
I'm assuming they're pushing Goldship all of a sudden because Americans love her

>8.9K
>+1k from yesterday
I can feel it. My dream will be a reality.

Do you believe in CyGenearous?

this chinese basket weaving forum has literally gone to shit ever since the board splits. I WILL POST AND DISCUSS THIS VIDYA FUCK YOU MODS

>>717554445
I like Golshi the most but unfortunately my first hot spring was with Maruzensky.

Big uma fans in this thread huh? What's your fastest mule time?

>>717555287
No, they literally aren't wasting their time on global and are just recyclying events from JP, in the same order too. They don't care about us.

>>717555261
at least URA is easy to clear with 600's, I find it more frustrating to max out a stat and not even get a spark for it.

>>717555261
same with me and a friend. non-stop 1 star no matter how high the stats. i gotta put down the game because this is horse shit.

>roll in taishin's banner
>rainbow gate upgrade
>its teio
This shit is so ass. I wouldn't be as mad if I got any other 3star that I don't already have.

Its time to go to /vg/ im sorry

>>717555261
I would like to see your A rank rudolf, for reference teehee.

When's Mejiro Palmer?

>>717555476

>>717555106
No I don't, I don't break the rules :^)

>>717555568
Thief stole all my carats and didn't bother to give me MLB.

>>717555574
Kingumom and Harudaughter relationship is cute.

Mods gave me a warning for posting in these threads when all I did was make fun of you people for playing it
I hope all of you gachaniggers die like in the 1guy1horse video

>blanket warning to everyone
Okay janny Uma will go back to /vg/ when you get rid of every other gacha thread AND the ai thread AND the fe threads that are made posted and bumped every single day

Won't do it? well I guess you're gonna put up with us for a long time.

>>717555319
Fuck him. Janny the tranny's banning me for insulting Koreans and their cuck games while doing nothing about worthless rage bait threads and literal porn threads.

>>717555780
What's up with the FE threads anyway? They are spammed hourly.

>fatwa scarlet isn't actually fat
>she's a giant brick horse
wtf

>>717555697
Cute!

>>717555841
Actual schizos from /vg/ and former /feg/ posters

>>717555852
neither is she fat in uma musume

>>717555603
>he actually "follows" the "rules"
>in the year 2025
You silly boy! :3

Also, stop lying already!

>>717555852
That's a big girl

apogolize

>>717555970
For Uma

glad everyone acknowledges the Kings sheer brilliance

>>717555990
this is the face of a champion

why is the rng so bad tonight? i havent been able to make better than a low tier B+ horse all night. I've failed at least 12 less than 10% failure trainings. not to mention the practice poors after that

this game and xcom is making me paranoid i will never trust statistics ever again

WOW

>>717555990
No, because she gave me this worthless shit. I could have had MLB Amazon instead. Seriously, where did her specialty priority go!

>>717556092
i want her so bad. i want my hentai daughter. daughter, come home.

>>717556117
>lose optional races where im the favorite
>mood down just before a race
>mood down right after I get my mood up
>support cards in the wrong training
>2% failure
This shit has been happening to me the entire week

>>717553615 (OP)
>>717553781
I wish every week was Golshi Week.

>>717555780
How the fuck is a poster supposed to discern when a game thread has crossed the imaginary threshold into general? I don't live on this site. I see a thread about video games, I talk about video games.

On that note, I luckshat my way into Curren Chan today and it's been nice. Sprinters are so easy to work with.

>>717556160
>99 percent
>whiffs
>it was point blank

>>717556265
I probably like her halloween version a bit more, maybe I'll get this one.

Curren-chan's bold fanservice...

they really need to release the multi-race scheduler because this shit is so ass and makes it easy to miss races when you're in the clickclickclick zone

>>717556117
>finish an amazing golshi run 10 minutes before the event going live
>do 4 more after that
>all of them absolute horseshit

>>717556343
the "unspoken" rule was that newly released games always get leeway before being dumped into /vg/
but mods are fags, and so on

>>717555075
I don't know shit about the game and just followed what people were saying. I do have a super creek ssr though. I feel like I need more horses though. I have kita 2LB (if I'm using that term correctly).

>>717555196
When the fuck are we getting fine motion I need this infertile slut

>>717556432
>2.5% chance for night owl
Nah thats a lie. That shit's a 100% chance when you rest before summer camp or a race

>>717556476
Sure, but that leeway is nebulous and variable to the whims of the mods. If they're going to start pruning the threads, fine, but blanket warning people for posting in a thread is laughable hall monitor shit

>>717556483
She is NOT a slut and you will NOT say that about her again!

>>717556573
Pretty much. Im betting its some wannabe janny reporting threads or going on IRC in this case though.

>>717556592
In all fairness to her, she's only a slut for anal

How good does training have to be for you guys to ignore what you consider very important side races? Like the Classic and Senior Triple's?

>>717556740
That's it, I'm putting you down.

>training has 2% chance of failure
>it fails
I could've gotten a 3* uma with this shitty luck

>>717556802
>just one gun
weak

>Goldshi play through
>Get skills and aptitude to pace chase
>Go with what works
>It doesn't
>Run dies at the last race before URA
>Another run
>Another chance at Pace Chasing
>Get a second
>3 fucking 4% training fails in a row
>218 stam for the first long race
>Change to End Closer despite having no skills for it
>Win
Aptitudes are a fucking joke

>>717556806
>when you are the poor bastard that fails a 0 percent rainbow WIT

dont even ask, i have no fucking clue either

>>717556848
Big head.

>>717556769
it's the other way around, how bad does training have to be for me to pick up an additional race
Japan Cup the exception, usually

>>717556890
I still feel the need to ask.

I don't think the thread is bumping...

>>717556769
i ignore races if it's +50 and up or if i have enough fans to reach the quota for leveling the ult. then again, i haven't raised an S uma so maybe i'm doing it wrong.

>>717556890
Class subject was too boring, also we're saged lmao

>>717556769
+40 in a skill to ignore a G1

>autosage
lol
lmao

>>717556890
i had this happen too i thought it was a bug lol

>autosage
t. Assblasted jannies

>>717556920
>nihondo humor

>autosage

>>717557027
Careful, he might issue you another citation for parking in a Dall-e General's reserved space.

>>717556573
This happens to games that get popular on their own and when the Discord raids do not work. It has happened countless times to FF14 threads, it has happened to Master Duel threads, and now it will happen to Uma threads because some of the mods really hate popular things and feel the need to ruin it for everyone who enjoys a game.

They will close threads, warn everyone or sometimes give 3 day bans just for posting and talking about the video game, and just so you know what to expect, unless they remove the guy who gave the blanket warnings, one day he will have a melty and ban everyone. Only then will he be removed or get a warning, and then the cycle will repeat once he comes back.

>>717556890
damn you could've gotten mlb kita in one spark with that probability

>>717556965
hate that its a "you gotta believe me" playground story, but it happened with Makifuckmyshitup.
Shes fucking cursed

>>717556870
End would use less stamina than pace chaser so a good decision
The S in style is only boosting your wit by 10% (not affecting skill use chance)
Stam was probably more than a 10% "gain"

>717557059
It's called a bump limit, you butt hurt retard

>>717557135
It's called a bump limit, you butt hurt retard

>golshi mode
>get a late start on every fucking race
meme game

>>717557176
Weird that this happened a few weeks ago, someone was deleting Uma threads, then we had times of peace, and now this again.
It really feels like rolling dice.

>>717557207
You get more late start if you don't train Wit.

>>717557023
janny is a faglord who probably sucks chink cocks

>>717557284
absolutely false

>>717557206
Bait used to be believable

what's so marvelous about sunday anyways

>>717557207
i feel the need to ask.. is there a hidden rng-fucks-you component to this event? rng only started being real ass when i started on the event

>>717554753
But they will allow the AI general for years even though nobody posts video games there.

>>717557345
I'm glad you asked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>717557352
no I think I was just getting unlucky but its quite strange to get a late start 4 times in a row.

Fuck it since we're getting saged out I'll post some game info for those that might not have saved it yet.
Entire Google Doc as well:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4

do you think umas used to whinny like actual horses before they learned human language

>>717557515
>late start
>rushed
>on a 500wit uma

>>717556000

these janny faggot can't stop game conversation. take solace that this retard janny will likely end his own worthless life at some point

>>717557536

>>717553615 (OP)
Are you forced to use that cunt for the event? Or can I do anyone's career?

>>717557376
People really ought to just start using the AI general to discuss video games

>Did a Gold Ship run the other day before I knew about Golshi week
>Have no trouble whatsoever
>Never restricts training
>No mood down events
>Support cards actually stick to their relevant stat training most of the time
>Only loses one optional race I started
>Start a Golshi run today
>Fails the debut
>Restricts training 4 times
>Multiple mood down events in a row
>Support cards always hanging out in Guts
>Loses during the URA semifinals
I'm starting to hate this horse

>>717557762
She has her own missions

>As part of the event, Goldshi autosages every Uma thread on the board to make things even worse

>>717553615 (OP)
Praise be to goldshi

>>717554445
Actually my first time was with Super Creek

>autosage
LMAO get fucked

>>717557924

>>717557770
>daring to intrude upon their pet thread
banned before your post cooldown finishes

use this thread
>>717549381
>>717549381
>>717549381

>>717558381
>pol bait
I'll just wait for a real thread

claiming this thread for maya

>>717558430

GOAT WEBSITE!!

>>717558565
Goatmusume when

>>717557781
glad im not the only one experiencing this. i was beginning to think i was a bad trainer-san

>>>/trash/

.

It's interesting, a few years ago I thought this would just be a FOTM anime and the gacha would flop.

golshi website

>>717558743
golshi