Thread 717554098

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Going to do my squats soon

What's the issue here?

>>717554212
On your boyfriends dick?

Yeah, I'd like to look like that. Minus the faggy tattoos, though.

>>717554098 (OP)
No, >>717554173 this is

>>717554098 (OP)
Yes, it is

>male character looks like the ideal parner for 99% of females
>female character is a 6/10 on a good day
I'm tired of this trope

Do we get to steal Eric Andre's dirt bike?

>>717554098 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arnWU1sWqKw

>>717554495
It's easier to create a handsome male than a beautiful woman.

men see this:
>damn i should hit the gym
women see attractive woman:
>WHY ARE YOU OPPRESSING ME?!!?!?

>>717554098 (OP)
>tattoos
Whore

>>717555221
>mudgirl isnt the protagonist
>here goy, here's shrek instead!
i hate these cunts so fucking much

>>717554098 (OP)
White Boy Summer?
Yes we do

>>717554098 (OP)
if it means they bring back the gym/fast food dynamics of san andreas then yes its what they want

>>717554495
He's considered average to a 150lb hambeast

>>717555723
t.woman

>>717554098 (OP)
The fat ass ex-con latina need some work, though.

>>717554495
It's actually 100% realistic to Miami that the unreasonably handsome white hick guy ends up with a just above middling Latina who's fucking terrible for him.

>>717555826
>needs some work
whatever could you mean anon, she is "a sexo" as you say! my bos... i mean rockstar did well here!

>>717554098 (OP)
>>717555640

yeah gonna need a lot of mods day 1 to make this playable

>>717554098 (OP)
Yes, and?

>>717555091
Weird how the Japanese (and pre-socjus White people) have/had no problem creating attractive women in games.

>>717555091
it really isn't

>>717554098 (OP)
He’s the “literally me” insert for guys. They could have hit a home run with Lucia if they made her a white looking Hispanic girl with a few tattoos or olive skin like she has but sexier features but instead we got….the current one

I remember downloading 3fun once and setting my location to Miami and catfishing guys that looked like Jason and they were all bisexual

she should've looked like this

>>717554429
too slutty
a man should play hard to get

>>717555091
congrats, you've been successfully psyopped if you actually believe this

>>717554098 (OP)
Beefier

i wish i wasn’t so fat bros

>>717556697
Wrong.

>>717556335
shame some of them are forgetting how to

>>717555812
Thank you! XOXOX I haven't had my bottom surgery yet but I appreciate you acknowledging me !!!!

>>717554297
Retards now want to pretend that a male character being strong and attractive is now pandering to homos or some shit so they can be mad and call something else woke

>>717555221
The same men who refuse to play as a male character because it means having to stare at a man's ass?

>>717557834
Moids pretend to be disgusted by male anatomy but literally all of them are bicurious to a degree

>>717554098 (OP)
yes
gib booba

>>717556229
WOULD

>>717557834
Only the autistic retards who became so pathologically afraid of being called gay in middle school are like that. It's the same reason many of them develop self image issues and no mental model of male desirability and troon out as a result.

>>717557020
loosing wait is a waist of time

there's some 3d art of him with shotas
it's pretty good, jason looks like a shota-pilled chad

>>717556229
So I'm non-binary

>>717557020
Ozempic or Zepbound, brother. They're like magic.

It's going to be funny seeing mediocre chubby 5'10" white guys try to be literally him. The workwear shit already hit peak and was in decay, but the Ryan Goslin hat thing + GTA6 will usher in another decade of mantits in wife beaters

>>717557020
>>717558598
This. I just started Compound GLP-1 Semaglutides 8 days ago, and I'm already at my target weight.

Just kidding, but it is like liquid magic you inject into your stomach. I have zero appetite now and can just watch the fat melt away over time.

pretty funny how the subhumans who tried to normalize "diversity" and erase "toxic masculinity" are mad because jason looks "generic" and everyone is thirsty for him
turns out you can't make people stop liking masculine fit men and they'll always have demand in media

>>717559157
How are you getting Compounded Semaglutide? They ended the authorization for that, didn't they?

I've lost 35 pounds myself so far.

>>717559301
you didn't have to post this abomination
why do you have this saved?

i look like this but i dont like wearing hats

>>717559301
Are they? most faggots and women who push that shit see no issue with sexualizing men

>>717559357
it's important to remind people the kind of creatures associated with certain views
and ridiculing them also has proven to be very effective to help the 41% grow

>>717559315
I wasn't aware? I made a doctor's appointment to discuss my weight over a week ago, he wrote me a prescription for Compound GLP-1, a local pharmacist hippie place that makes all their own medicine made it for me, I went and picked it up, spoke to their pharmacist, he explained everything I needed to know, and it's been working great.

I don't know if it matters but I did get mine locally from a place in my city. It wasn't through a mail order service, which I guess is more sketchy and less reliable than getting it at a local hippie pharmacist place in your town. This place has been in my town for like 20+ years, so I assume they're reliable and good.

>>717559597
blog on you boring cunt

>>717559494
there's normal women and gays, then liberal women and trannies which are the minority causing all the trouble
the former have no issue with sexualizing men, but the latter are very vocal about trying to change beauty standards and hate men for being masculine

>>717559621
Look, jackass. That anon asked me a question, and I answered it. Fuck you.

>>717559640
you sound like a fag and a zoomer with little context for what masculinity is

protip: Jason Duval and Arthur Morgan are not traditonally masculine men, they're metrosexual pretty boys who have little agency of their own and work as errand boy bitches

>>717559494
I can't recall seeing very many gays saying "stop putting hot women in TV show, video games and movies altogether." But that might just be because I haven't been paying attention until recently, and the circles I run in are less hedonistic than the mainstream.

>>717559526
you keep saying that but it isn't growing

>>717556678
Hollow Points!? This must be really dark and gritty...

No, they want cute boys

>>717559836
it definitely has grown since the latest election but numbers haven't been udpated

VI excitement status?

>>717561326
if she looked that cute in game

>>717561326
i am hard for the butt physics and gore

>>717559157
>>717559315
>>717559597
You phat fucks better be exercising and building muscles to tighten your skin. The flabs of skin hanging from your arms and rolls on your abdomen will not be attractive.

>>717554495
This is probably intentional. There are girls in the trailer way hotter than Lucia like that one bikini girl. GTA isn't supposed to be a pure power fantasy the characters are always supposed to be a bit pathetic too - Micheal was a badass criminal guy, but also a literal cuck with a completely depressing home life and deranged family. Lucia will probably not be meant to be a perfect waifu she will probably have some fuckwit issues same with Jason. The whole point of GTA narrative is to take the piss the main characters can't be exempt.

>>717555334
She's way cuter than mudgirl. Mudgirl is probably on at least her 200th by the look of her

>>717563570
but Jason is a chad

>>717563627
Jason is a himbo who is led by his domineering spicy Latina girlfriend who loves his BWC and cuddles.

>>717563669
why couldn't she be as attractive as well?

>>717554098 (OP)
Somehow this is not gay, apparently

If she doesn't have a scene of Jason getting hit on by other girls and she demands who the fuck where those bitches after she threaten them, get angry with Jason then fuck him then she's not a real Latina.

this will be the best one since it's the least meme and a really late and refined installment, congrats white male

>>717563908
It's more of a sodom-esque abomination than being merely "gay".

this is the 3rd time you've made this thread with that same image

I think you might be gay

>>717563908
>>717564114
Those goes the "men don't get jealous/angry at males being sexy!" idea. You are women with small dicks.

>>717554098 (OP)
/fit/ chads keep winning lol

/v/ chuds seethe at men who mog them. its fucking awesome.

PCbros... what will you be doing? I have a Series X but don't want to play on it anymore. Likewise, it'll be a few years before this is ported to PC. What do?

>>717555972
Enjoy being the brown loser that you are.

>>717564379
wait

>>717564176
Based. It's like those dude who insist on playing as female characters because they can't handle their sexual arousal when playing as males.

>>717564379
i have a ps5 and a pc because i am not poor

>>717554098 (OP)
Yes I want to be him.

>>717564176
If you're a male then you shouldn't be talking about "males being sexy" at all.

>>717564658
it's not gay to recognize another dude looking good. it's more gay to pretend that you didn't notice