>multiple mentally ill trannies were refreshing the nintendo website and all rushed to be the first ones to make a thread about a mario toy block set for toddlers
>>717555495 >MAMA F*CKER!! What's that, Furukawa-san? You're NOT gonna release a bunch of cool first party games for the rest of 2025? And the only ones left are ports of games I can ALREADY play on the Switch 1? Meaning I spent $500 plus tax plus tip JUST to play the same games AGAIN at a SLIGHTLY HIGHER RESOLUTION (sold separately)? And the people that DIDN'T buy it can still play CHADtroid Prime 4 and GODthym Heaven WITHOUT blowing half a thousand bucks? And the only exclusives are BASEDkey Kong and CRINGEperpunk 2077? And instead of making new games you're putting out JOBgo sets and SHITnimated films? AND Peach friendzoned me??? And CHADser is going to thrust his BANZAI B- I mean BOMBER BILL COCK into her vibe island while I sit in the closet playing $80 games I bought for $60 a year ago? WOWIE ZOWIE!!!!
>>717554494 (OP) >/v/-tards when the children's video game franchise releases products catered towards children
in other news, this means the 40th anniversary celebrations are beginning