https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc

>>717556068 (OP)
>IS THAT A NINTENDO SWITCH-A CONSOLE!? YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he's ssoyfacing

>WOWEE ZOWIE, Princess Peach, Nintendo just confirmed that I'm an official KEKOLD?

>>717556068 (OP)
There is no way that's real..

>>717556068 (OP)
https://youtu.be/x74bZjDYUTE?feature=shared

>>717556279

>>717556068 (OP)
>>717556353
opening wide for BKC

>bowsette wants to do WHAT WITH ME?!

I just have one question, why?

>>717556068 (OP)
>WHEN BOWSER SPLITS PEACH IN HALF WITH HIS DICK

>>717556551
Gem

>>717556068 (OP)
>>717556353
>>717556551
YABBA

Are these coming to America? I want the blocks.

>>717556668
Is that... Mario underwear? :O

>>717556646
>MAMA F*CKER!! What's that, Furukawa-san? You're NOT gonna release a bunch of cool first party games for the rest of 2025? And the only ones left are ports of games I can ALREADY play on the Switch 1? Meaning I spent $500 plus tax plus tip JUST to play the same games AGAIN at a SLIGHTLY HIGHER RESOLUTION (sold separately)? And the people that DIDN'T buy it can still play CHADtroid Prime 4 and GODthym Heaven WITHOUT blowing half a thousand bucks? And the only exclusives are BASEDkey Kong and CRINGEperpunk 2077? And instead of making new games you're putting out JOBgo sets and SHITnimated films? AND you're saying Peach and I are JUST FRIENDS??? So CHADser is going to thrust his BANZAI B- I mean BOMBER BILL COCK into her vibe island while I sit in the closet playing $80 games I bought for $60 a year ago? WOWIE ZOWIE!!!!

>>717556551
>Mario's face when he gets friend zoned by peach after he rescues her for the 40th time

>>717556068 (OP)
I get to watch Peach on her bed... being fucked by the ENTIRETY of the Mushroom Kingdom AND observe her "peach" being FILLED by BOWSER in order TO PRODUCE MORE BOWSERS!? AND as a GOOD FRIEND I'll be allowed to LICK THE CUM FLOWING OUT?! YABBA DABBA DOO-A! Mario, the 40 yo VIRGIN ROYAL KEKMASTER is a READY!

Sex with Mario be like - Wahoo! Yipee! Oof. W-w-w-w-w-wahoo!

>>717556850
Faggot.

>>717556668
>that absolutely soulless Mario doll that pales in comparison to the late 80's version.

Nintendo won.

Well this thread went exactly the way I expected it to

>>717557016
Literally the shittiest Mario Kart since Double Dash

>>717556668
Where are Mario themed adult diapers?

>>717557141
literally in the picture, see bottom right corner

it has never been more mariover than this...

>>717556882
You're the one thinking about having sex with Mario, Anon.

>>717556850
>>717556882
>>717557323
Both of you are dumb, gay and butt hurt! ;p

>>717557323
>>717557445
Right after you made the post about having sex with him, dumbfuck.

wait a second...

>>717556801
k, b

>>717556353
>>717556551
Meme in the making

>>717556551
cleaned it up a bit

>>717556801
kekypoopy

Well Mario is utterly cucked now. Officially so

>>717558328
No he is not.

>>717557889
it was too ragged on the sides, updooted

>>717557016
nope.

>>717558618
now cut it top-mid-bottom so we can reignite the legacy of longcat

>>717556068 (OP)
Where's the kanji? Even a very early grade schooler would know what 口, 大きく, & 開けて are, because it's used everywhere.

>>717559482
Anon, Nintendo's new audience is actually toddlers.

>>717558429
Retconned. Sorry tendie

It's funny that I get my nintendo news from anti-nintendofags more than I do with nintendo themselves. I had no idea this existed until you anti-nintendo retards started posting it here.

>>717559482
to take up more space on the page

>>717558429
He literally wants to marry Peach and gets rejected. It's the relationship Nintendo had in mind for decades until they just retconned. No one gives a shit about that boring feminist career bitch Pauline

You retarded subhuman tendie fanatic

>>717559756
Sorry, the Super Mario ecosystem might be upon us.

>>717559960
The only function this garbage character had in Bananza was to attract a) women and b) pedophiles

>>717556668
They really are trying to make Mario into the next Mickey Mouse, aren’t they?

>>717560149
Yes.

>>717559482
these products (like all nintendo products) are for literal toddlers who have received zero formal education, not grade schoolers

>>717556551
>>717556801
k, b, c

>>717559912
Peach is a whore

>>717559482
It's really sad that you have to find out this way that Nintendo games are for literal 4 year olds.

Bowser has consensual sex with Peach

>>717560425
Bowser is a homosexual and Peach is his beard.

>>717556068 (OP)
mario if he plumbing the glory hole

>>717559070

>>717556801
Kek.

i wonder whats gonna be Nintendo's strategy to stay relevant in the following decades. the snes/n64/gamecube kids are in their 40's and 30's, and theyre not going to be around to keep buying nintendo games. on the other side, "nintendo games" is not what kids are into these days. all ive seen them play is roblox slop that then they go and watch videos of on youtube. nintendo isnt even part of the equation.
are they gonna do something to keep nintendo relevant over here, or are they gonna just reinforce their presence in japan while keeping the rest of the world as a side bussiness?

>>717560721
now
>>717560772
we are
>>717560825
talking

>>717560898
I think they are going to turn Mario into a mascot, like Mickey Mouse.
And Mario will still get a few more big games shortly after Shigeru Miyamoto leaves.
And then... well... uhh...

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825

>>717561054
that sort of makes sense, im not really well versed on that aspect, but i assume mickey mouse is still a massive ip despite the fact that i cant remember the last time i thought or heard of mickey mouse.

>>717556551
>mfw my wife's boyfriend has mushrooms

Wow they really know their fanbase haha

>>717560415
A four year old wouldn't even know basic kana at that point.

>>717556068 (OP)
Not a good year for the dignity of tendies.

>>717556068 (OP)
Mario should be more careful on what power ups he touch.

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
holy

>>717561201
Mickey mouse is not used very often.
When looking at everything that is happening right now, as well as this new "My Mario" product being announced, I feel like Odyssey was paving the way for the Mario and Peach romance saga to begin winding down.

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
there's it is

>>717557889

>>717561512
You remind me a little of that one Anon who was so obsessed with Knuckles x Rouge that he was spending all his time in his room, then when his family was naturally worried about him and checked his computer he got so angry that he threw his mom.
Does anyone have a screencap of that thread?

>>717561729
I am not as interested in Mario and Pauline as I am in the progression of the Super Mario franchise.

>>717562089
You sound deeply autistic.

>>717559912
>He literally wants to marry Peach and gets rejected.
Nothing more than a gag scene on Mario and Bowser. Peach constantly gifts Mario stuff postgame
> It's the relationship Nintendo had in mind for decades until they just retconned.
>retconned
Japanese version states nothing about being friends. It's just localizer terms.

>>717562017
Needs the cap

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825

>>717562481
>Nothing more than a gag scene on Mario and Bowser.
Yes it is more, it shows that Mario has interest in Peach (if this somehow isn't obvious to your subhuman brain). She kisses him in Mario 64 and then they go on a vacation to a paradise island without any other humans in Sunshine
>Japanese version states nothing about being friends. It's just localizer terms.
1. Proof? 2. Nintendo is an international company and Japan becomes more and more irrelevant

>>717556916
I found two of these dolls at a thrift store but no hat. Still worth it for 2 bux.

>>717562769
nta but nintendo is a japanese company first, retard

>>717562898
Neither in terms shareholder base or branding, low-IQ manchild

>>717563120
You are actually retarded.

mario is an utterly cucked shit character now. also voiced by a gay pajeet

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
blyaaaaaaat

>>717556068 (OP)
>nintendo literally gave their detractors an official jak to use
kek
>>717561729
what the hell i want to see this

>using the movie where mario x peach is the most apparent
swing and a miss, bowser fag

>>717563185
He is not.
He will probably go back with Pauline.

>>717563185
>>717563383

>>717556068 (OP)
he consumed too many onions...

>>717556068 (OP)
YABBA DABBA DOO

>>717563417
>He is not.
i disagree, rejected by the girl he simps for for 40 years and basedfacing while she is becoming a wanderlust girlboss
>He will probably go back with Pauline.
cool headcanon

I will never forgive modern Nintendo for turning my childhood hero into a soi guzzling cuck
The Mario I knew would never succumb to being the posterchild of consoomerism slop

>>717556801
>/dbs/spic reject trooncord samefagging on this post

>>717556916
Looks like DK cosplaying as Mario.

>>717563417
Oh yeah that's what men want, the pantsuit wearing mayor, not the rich demure princess. This is totally a good development, tendie bros.

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
It's over for Mariocucks, they've officially joined the Cuckrillin team.
The only problem being, Mario is a virgin and doesn't even have a hotwife to share, only a single oneitis.

snoy is going third party lol

>>717563629
and you know they do this just so they can churn out more feminist peach garbage and turn her into female mario

>>717563546
in English

>>717557016
Mogged by fucking nightreign of all games.

>snoys projecting their self cuckold fantasies on the thread

>>717563775
no, mario officially got friendzoned by peach and she rather goes on adventures in the desert in mario odyssey than marrying mario

>>717556668
Are you underage?

>>717563861
>mario officially got friendzoned by peach
>Localization fantasies

>>717559482
Came here just to post the same thing.
I figured out what was written, but it would've been slightly faster with kanji

snoys have some weird cuckold fetish and trying to put it on Mario. Sad creatures. Sad.

>>717564091
If you want a headache, play some old NES/Gameboy games that didn't have the ROM space/resolution for kanji of its given font.

>>717563185
Does that mean Mario will become a better man now?

>>717564045
it's from the new nintendo app that was announced by shigeru miyamoto, the creator of mario, himself days prior
he gets rejected in odyssey and there is 0 romance in the movie

is your entire existence just cope?

>>717563417
>get rejected by Peach
>become a pedo
Lmao

>>717564350
>it's from the new nintendo app that was announced by shigeru miyamoto, the creator of mario, himself days prior
Nope from localizers. Japanese App from actual Miyamoto has no friend terms. It even has daisuki love terms in the profile.
>he gets rejected in odyssey and there is 0 romance in the movie
Gag scene, postgame has peach still help mario on his adventures, and the movie has the most romance visually presented in the series.

>>717564412
retard, that's adult pauline

>>717556668
reminder that mario is not allowed to do the peace sign because it's "too childish"

>>717556801
was waiting for this lol

>>717556916
Those are some zesty looking lips, eh paizano? Someone get me-a some scissors, stat! Wa-HOOO!!!!

>>717557016
its the only game besides DK game, what else are nintentoddlers going to buy?

>>717557016
>This much snoy cope in replies
kek

>>717560425
>Bowser has consensual sex with Peach

>>717564498
the app is 100% official nintendo and you have yet to prove that the "japanese version" doesn't say the same thing
>Gag scene
cope
>postgame has peach still help mario on his adventures
friends help each other, as nintendo literally tells you via the app. (a fat tendie wouldn't know since he has no friends)
>and the movie has the most romance visually presented in the series.
no, they kiss throughout the series, talk about love, have romantic dates (like watching shooting stars alone), go on vacations alone, etc. you are a coping retard

i bet you also deny that they make link and donkey kong cuter and more asexual

Here is my hypothesis.

>>717556801
Best post on this entire thread.

>>717564954
The Pauline cope is hilarious. No one gives a shit about Pauline. It's Peach who we are saving in 100 different games and it's Peach who they are now denying us because "muh damsel = bad"

>>717564910
>the app is 100% official nintendo and you have yet to prove that the "japanese version" doesn't say the same thing
>>Gag scene
>cope
>>postgame has peach still help mario on his adventures
>friends help each other, as nintendo literally tells you via the app. (a fat tendie wouldn't know since he has no friends)
>>and the movie has the most romance visually presented in the series.
>no, they kiss throughout the series, talk about love, have romantic dates (like watching shooting stars alone), go on vacations alone, etc. you are a coping retard
>i bet you also deny that they make link and donkey kong cuter and more asexual
Japanese version literally doesn't say the same thing you retard. People even posted proof of it within the twitter screenshots you've been spamming the same day.

>>717564786
>AI niggertry
SAAR

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
feels like old 4chan

>>717565003
>we
>us
You are not Mario.

>>717563383
Wow what a transphobe.

>>717556801
KWABio

>aaaaaaaan
What did he mean by this?

>>717564106
These are the same people who was thinking about sucking Nintendo fans and Nintendo products up their ass. We are past the point of sad when it comes to snoys.

>>717565076
>Fanfic Mario art
Meanwhile official interactions when Bowser tries to simp on Peach:

>>717556801
Someone should share this to the Nintendo X account.

>>717564998
Maybe if you're a cuckold yourself.

>>717556801
>BANZAI B- I mean BOMBER BILL COCK

>>717565019
why do you quote the entire post like a mentally ill person? and it doesn't even matter if the jap version says it or not. nintendo is an international company and the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof

and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber

>>717565435
>why do you quote the entire post like a mentally ill person? and it doesn't even matter if the jap version says it or not. nintendo is an international company and the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof
>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
Nintendo is a Japanese company, everything goes through japanese first, then gets localized if going over seas, it's how games worked for decades, retard. You keep asking for spoonfeeding when the post literally having love terms and no friend shit was posted weeks ago on twitter right on the news post. Same exact day.

>>717563756
>mogged by flavor of the month title released on 3 platforms
Uh huh.

>>717565743
You promised you would stop.

What a happy kekrio

>>717565601
>Nintendo is a Japanese company
nice cope but it's no longer 2001 and the hq in japan is now in full communication with nintendo’s overseas branches, nintendo makes 90% of their money overseas and they are literally over 50% owned by saudi pif, blackrock, vanguard, etc. just like sony and the rest of them and the app, any version of it, is 100% official

and the part you ignored is still more important:

>the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof

>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
lmao good shit

>>717562769
>>717565435
>>717565601
>Yes it is more, it shows that Mario has interest in Peach (if this somehow isn't obvious to your subhuman brain). She kisses him in Mario 64 and then they go on a vacation to a paradise island without any other humans in Sunshine
The argument never was about they're previous official romance moments, which support my point.
>1. Proof? 2. Nintendo is an international company and Japan becomes more and more irrelevant
You don't know how Japanese companies work. JP stuff is always the biggest truth, and it then gets localized if the game goes international.

>>717556801
lol

>>717565981
>You don't know how Japanese companies work. JP stuff is always the biggest truth
you don't even know how english works
>jp stuff is the biggest truth
holy pajeet

rest of your cope was addressed here: >>717565942

>>717556801

>>717564540
Fuck off pedo

>>717565942
>>717566030
>>Nintendo is a Japanese company
>nice cope but it's no longer 2001 and the hq in japan is now in full communication with nintendo’s overseas branches, nintendo makes 90% of their money overseas and they are literally over 50% owned by saudi pif, blackrock, vanguard, etc. just like sony and the rest of them and the app, any version of it, is 100% official
>
>and the part you ignored is still more important:
>>the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof
>>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
>You don't know how Japanese companies work. JP stuff is always the biggest truth
you don't even know how english works
>jp stuff is the biggest truth
holy pajeet
>rest of your cope was addressed here:
Nice job deflecting and ignoring how you are a complete retard and doesn't know how localizing stuff works. The actual text is in JP first and foremost then gets changed overseas. All you did was bring up irrelevant stuff with no sources too.
Now you're even ignoring the proof after getting BTFO. Just shut the fuck up next time dishonest tard.

>>717556801
the spic samefagging is off the charts

>>717566159
>then gets changed overseas
by nintendo, you coping, ugly pajeet subhuman

and since you keep ignoring it:
>the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof

>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber

>>717556068 (OP)
kek they are making fun of their onions manchildren audience

>>717566207
you mean OVER 9000

>>717566226
>>then gets changed overseas
>by nintendo, you coping, ugly pajeet subhuman
>
>and since you keep ignoring it:
>>the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof
>
>>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
The proof is literally right there, you absolute blind retard. You yourself already posted all the romance officially in game and in the movie yourself too. Your blowing yourself out constantly.

Nintendo of Japan asked for Nintendo of America to say that Mario and Peach are good friends and not that they are in love with eachother.

>>717556668
imagine being a grown ass man unironically buying any of this
no wonder nintards are all childless pedo-furry-tranny freaks

>>717566292
>Nintendo of Japan asked for Nintendo of America to say that Mario and Peach are good friends and not that they are in love with eachother.
>Lies with no backup.

>I-IS THAT M-M-MARIO!??? THANK YOU BASED NINTENDO IM LITERALLY FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW. BASED NINTENDO BASED NINTENDO BASED NINTENDO

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
Not bad. Not bad at all.

>Snoy seethe
They are going third Party.

Canon

>>717566369
Do you think that Nintendo of Japan said one thing and then Nintendo of America said the opposite without Nintendo of Japan's input?

blessed thread

>>717566273
>You yourself already posted all the romance officially in game and in the movie yourself too. Your blowing yourself out constantly.
no one says the romance was never a thing. the point is that nintendo is retconning it and branding peach or also zelda as more typical corpo-sanctioned, sales-optimized independent women who need no man and get things done while demasculating their male heroes (they literally admitted they make link more feminine so women can relate better as well). these are demonstrable facts you have to come to terms with

nintendo is for women and gays today

Luigi is still fucking Daisy, though, right?

>>717566438
If you are a real Nintendo fan you would prefer Nintendo going third party over the retarded shit they are doing lately
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I don't want to play my favorite games on my PC at 140 fps/4k
>I want to buy overpriced plastic trash and pay extra for bad internet
Kek

>>717566601
>almost 50/50 for Zelda
It's over.

>>717566749
Nintendo will never go third-party.

>>717566749
Shut up Basedny mc Sony Snoy. Nintendo won.

>>717563756
Despite being a cheap asset flip it's probably the best souls game since ds2

>>717566796
Yes but If you are a real Nintendo fan you would prefer Nintendo going third party over the retarded shit they are doing lately
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I don't want to play my favorite games on my PC at 140 fps/4k
>I want to buy overpriced plastic trash and pay extra for bad internet
Kek

>>717566809
Sony is financially stronger than Nintendo. This stuff shouldn't matter to you if you aren't a fanatic but if this is what matters to you then Sony won

>>717563629
>he actually wants the bimbo whore
kek

>>717567072
>Sony is financially stronger than Nintendo. This stuff shouldn't matter to you if you aren't a fanatic but if this is what matters to you then Sony won
Sony was never stronger than Nintendo. PS5 massively flopped to the Switch and will flop again to Switch 2.

>>717566601
>no one says the romance was never a thing. the point is that nintendo is retconning it and branding peach
They aren't retconning any of it. This official animation was posted 2 years after odyssey, and nintendo today app is just reusing profiles that are many years old (People wrongly think they just made them last month) and still have the same jp/localizer differences.

>>717557016
>too close to 6 millions
i see nintendo has started usingthe jewish lying techniques.

>>717556801
what can I say except LETSA GO

>>717567113
>look at this loser who wants what every powerful man wants

>>717567138
>Sony was never stronger than Nintendo
Literally a bigger market value and obviously way more diversified
>PS5 massively flopped
If PS5 is a flop I don't want to know what the GameCube or Wii U was kek

>>717567243
>>look at this loser who wants what every powerful man wants
Except Mario is broke plumber from NYC. And enjoy your stds.

If Mario is not going back with Pauline, then explain the following.

>>717567323
>Has to run away to Wii U of all things to back Sony the failure
Nintendo won hugely.

>>717567401

>>717567368
>Except Mario is broke plumber from NYC
He's a superhero
>And enjoy your stds.
Peach is a pure virgin princess, Pauline is the modern real life Sex and the City whore

>>717566294
>>717566398
learn to let people enjoy things

>>717567323
>Literally a bigger market value and obviously way more diversified
>If PS5 is a flop I don't want to know what the GameCube or Wii U was kek
PS5 was such a flop Sony is going third party, while Nintendo and Switch keeps on succeeding.

kekaroo

>>717567510
They aren't going full third party.

>>717567468
>Peach is a pure virgin princess

>>717556551
HWABAG

>>717567406
Sony has a bigger market value than Nintendo in literally every year since 1990

>>717556801
SHITper KWABrio.

>>717567643
>>717567695
>Sony flop delusions.
These delusions won't help your console sales vs Nintendo.

>>717565743
I admire the commitment to your theory

>>717556801
Funny.

>Samefag thread

>>717567784
You are the only one who is delusional. If you want to say Nintendo has better games then Sony that's one thing but instead you are going down this retarded fanatic "my favorite company makes money!" route

>>717567830
Thank you.
I am looking forward to the progression of the Super Mario franchise.

>>717567187
>They aren't retconning any of it.
your cope drivel vs. what's happening in the games and movies and nintendo literally saying that they are friends
>nintendo today app is just reusing profiles that are many years old
where did they copy it from then?

>>717567187
also if you are so sure nintendo still ships mario and peach how come you don't call out any of your coping tendie friends and shills who now ship mario and pauline? >>717567401

>>717567916
>Snoy seethe
Sony keeps losing, Nintendo keeps winning.

>>717568071
>Nintendo keeps winning.
Yeah thast last direct with all the third-party games was a real W and I can't wait to end the year with a fucking musou and the fourth rehash of BotW assets

>>717556068 (OP)
Kek Nintendo sure knows their audience

>>717556801
YABADABADOOO

>>717568063
Mareach can live on in the movies and in new Mario games that can easily fit in the timeline between SMB1 and Odyssey.

>>717556801

>>717568234
there is no way you don't get paid for this level of autism so i'm sure shipping mario with pauline and going full feminism with peach is nintendo's plan

>>717568242
stop spamming your folder to the same post /dbs/spic, go back to /a/ bleach tranny/dbs/shitper thread containment

>>717563756
>nightrein sold 5 million as a multiplat on already existing consoles
>mario kart world sold 5.6 on a brand new console
Where exactly is this mogging?

>>717567647
>Peach isn't a virgin
>porn addict detected
No one has sex in these types of games.

Mariobros...

>>717556801
K,b,c.

>>717568628
Sprite swap, shovelware game, not canon

>>717568420
>People buy the only fucking game the new console has
Wow! Who expected that?

>>717568774
I will repeat myself. Where is the mogging?

>>717568468
But if someone had sex then probably the 40 y/o looking pantsuit wearing roastie pen pusher living in New York. Nintendo fans are bigger cucks than I thought if they want Nintendo replace Peach with her

>>717568748
cope, cope, cope

>>717568861
>non-canon ova that nobody but paedos care about
Done

>>717568748
>>717568989
>t. Mario

>>717556801
Kekaroo

>>717556801
KBC

Tendies are not human

>>717569039
>t. Bowser getting cucked in the same content posted
>Also literally becomes Mario's slave in that ancient movie

>>717556353
What were they THINKING!

Imagine living on this board 24/7 and seething endlessly over a video game company... and then calling others "not human"

>>717556668
Anon.............................

>>717557016
Nigga it's the only game worth a damn on that shit console, I would hope it has as many sales as the Switch 2.

>>717556068 (OP)
>thinking the creators of a japanese children's book know anything about western memes
This angle might just be your dumbest one yet.

>>717556801
Magnificent

>>717556801
Saved

>>717568628
Luigibros...

>>717556068 (OP)
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!!!

Threads like this make me miss the IP counter. Why the fuck did they remove it again?

>>717561648
Sovlless

>>717569568
The spics from their cuckold containment thread on /a/ are samefagging this thread to death.

>>717567619
Where does this word come from. You are so alone using it.

>>717556801
Mario... will never recover from this, ain't he?

>>717567619
>look ma, I kept spamming the same threads and samefagging in them. Are you proud of me?

I don't feel so good Nintenbros.

>>717569671
It's a retard spic-ism from dragon ball cucks and cuckolds >>717569636

>>717569636
>The entire internet is mocking Mario right now because Nintendo said he and Peach are "just friends."
>"MUST BE /a/'S SPICS!"
When are you faggots going to admit Nintendo made a mistake, huh?

>>717569506
They had to have known about this meme

>>717556068 (OP)
>>717558618
>>717560721
>>717560825
>>717562017
>>717563185
>>717563539
I'll be honest with you guys, I always thought it was really strange that Mario and Peach were designated to separate hotel rooms that were an entire hallway apart from each other in Luigi's Mansion 3. They made it quite clear right then and there that they were never an item. And my instinct was right. Fuck Nutendo.

>>717569824
>>The entire internet is mocking Mario right now because Nintendo said he and Peach are "just friends."
>>"MUST BE /a/'S SPICS!"
You have to be a newfag, 99% of those replies are phrases literally from the /a/spic thread.

>>717569568
Because redditards like you use
>erm *pushes up glasses* It would appear the IP count didn't go up after your comment, looks like you're definitely samefagging and thus I've won the argument
whenever you're rightfully dunked for being a hyper-sensitive drone.

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825

He was right all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2np28mC5dYg&list=RD2np28mC5dYg&start_radio=1

>>717569907
>baseless claim with no evidence
Done.

>>717556801
Kek
>BANZAI B- I mean BOMBER BILL
Fucks sake, when did this happen?

>>717569968
>>baseless claim with no evidence
>Le "Done."
That's another one. Who do you think you're fooling.

>>717569907
Holy Fucking Schizo, are all Nintenfags this schizo?

>>717557016
>Sell your first $80 game
>Make it $50 if you buy it with the console
>Make the console launch with nothing else so you may as well get the MK Bundle or wait
>WAOW LOOK AT THE ATTACH RATE, I GUESS $80 IS JUSTIFIED AFTER ALL!

/dbs/ is the only place on this site that makes original content that doesn't come down to frog,s wojaks, or politics. Naturally, this infuriates people who have spent years only consuming frog, wojaks, and politics.

>>717569934
>>717569992
>>717556068 (OP)

>>717564540
Pauline was a child once, you fuxking nonce!

No means NO, Mario!

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
I kneel

>>717569958
>10 million views
Even normies know Mario is a cuck now

>>717570094
Okey Dokey!

>>717570034
>/dbs/ is the only place on this site that makes original content that doesn't come down to frog,s wojaks, or politics. Naturally, this infuriates people who have spent years only consuming frog, wojaks, and politics.
Literally a lie. They have been spamming the same old retardation they made for years now. If they ever did anything original it's far from that at this point.

>>717556668
i was playing smb on nes when i was like 4, but this just feels like indocrination

>>717570019
>Spic deflection

>>717556801
>MAMA F*CKER!!
lol

autism the thread

>>717569934
>>717556801
>>717556068 (OP)

>>717569931
Nigger ever since they removed it obviouus same fagging has gotten worse. Look at threads like this. Hell, they should go further. Introduce thread IDs too. This board fucking deserves it

>>717556801
Funny.

>>717570094
Uh Bowserbros???

>>717562017

>>717570274
Samey.

Here is what I propose for the next 3D Mario.
>Super Mario Solar Flare
>Mario and his family and friends take Mayor Pauline's private jet to Isle Delfino or one of the islands next door for a family and friends vacation
>Bowser's ex-wife frames Mario with an android version of him, Cyber Mario, who goes on a rampage, scaring the piantas and destroying their houses
>Mario's innocence is harder to prove, so he stays in jail for a while
>Mario is eventually bailed out of jail, and the player can switch to playing as him or one of his family members
>Cyber Mario tricks Mayor Pauline, Lady Pauline, and Peach into following him onto his ship, resulting in all three of them being kidnapped
>New Pauline uses a voxel construction device that looks similar to F.L.U.D.D. to build new houses for the piantas
>F.L.U.D.D. is an NPC that can be equipped in the post-game
>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
>Open-world island
>All of the characters are fully voice-acted, none of the characters speak gibberish
>Cinematic soap opera cutscenes
>Bowser and his ex-wife get re-married
>The feud between Mario and his family and friends and Bowser and his family finally ends

>>717556551
nee, mario
kuchi wo ookiku akete!

>>717556068 (OP)
>>717556801
>>717564106

That's me face when i make that face

>>717556801
Every switch 2 owner just killed themselves in unison

>>717570143
Pfffffffthahahahahaaa

>>717556801
Mario bros it's going to take a while to recover from this

>>717570270
It could also just be that alot of people are discontent with Nintendo's horseshit as of late and are taking the piss, believing all criticism/shitposting being directed at you or your favorite company is ALL the work of just a small handful of 'samefagging trolls' is genuine mental illness.

>>717570484
Sonic the gay cuck watches at the speed of sound.

>>717570270
Calm down Tendie, Mario's a Cuck get over it

>>717570637
Nigger he has actually been caught red handed same fagging before wehn he mass replies like this. We've had threads where he got banned and suddenly 20+ replies to a single post would vanish. We fucking know it's fake. You're not fooling anyone.

>>717570637
NTA but No one's saying the entire thread is samefagging against Nintendo. Just the /dbs/ spic raid on that one post, it's a copypasta from there too.

posting in a legendary thread!

>>717570386
That's a horrible idea, but the name is especially horrendous.
Solar Flare, are you fucking kidding me?
THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING RING TO IT AT ALL YOU RAMPANTLY AUTISTIC CUNT

>>717570386
based

Glad I'm not a Tendie

>All these tendies mad at people joking about fucking Mario of all things

Embarrassing.

>>717570802
My god, if this is true, then we're gonna need your help to track him down anon. This ONE guy is singlehandedly bringing down Nintendo's reputation, this cannot stand.

>>717570970
If it wasn't issue why are you so afraid of thread IDs?

Also, you'd be surprised how many threads/posts are made by the same shitposting retards (assuming you aren't one of them). I've had one of them straight up admit that he made over half of thre threads on /v/ and /vr/

>>717570761
>>717570938
>Calm down Tendie, Mario's a Cuck get over it
>>All these tendies mad at people joking about fucking Mario of all things
>Embarrassing.
The fact you use "tendie" means you get irrationally mad when people always make fun of Sony's cuck failings. Projecting much?

>>717571092
>I've had one of them straight up admit that he made over half of thre threads on /v/ and /vr/
honest question, are you retarded?

>>717562017
Way to drain the fun out of it, kill yourself.

>>717571121
snoys have no self awareness

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO

>>717570938
They're man children that can't take criticism, it's always been like this for them, but it's coming to a head with how bat shit stupid Nintendo has been the past few years.

>>717557840
What does my sexy little cocksleeve need eyeliner for?

>>717556551
LOL wtf

>>717567242
>what can I say except LETSA GO
kekooparoo

>>717571134
Genuine question, are you a faggot?

>>717571121
Sony are faggots. But Tendies are extremely thin skinned. Shoot mad about a Mario cuck joke.

An absolute zero.
I'm nobody's hero.

>>717571304
>>717571380
>shitgon ball spic meme

>>717571380
He'll never get Peach's Peach Feels Bad Man......

>>717571484
>IESLB
Done.

>>717571482
Kek

>>717571541
You're automatically "IESLB", spic.

>>717556801

This thread reminds me of that other time he tried to get a "meme" started and it never caught on. I don't even remember what the actual meme was. That's how garbage he is at this.

>>717571596
I don't know that meme with a Mario Movie trailer parody went on for awhile

>Bowser cucks don't know that Bowser has been simping for Peach for decades and been getting rejected and beaten up by her constantly.

Stop making fun of Mario NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the anti-tendie nukes, guys.

>>717567481
Grow up, nintendie.

>>717570839
How is the name "Solar Flare" horrendous?
It's like "Sunshine", but more powerful.

>>717556916
Mario Du bois

>>717556551
>B-Bowser-sama... You mean i got a LETTER from the PRINCESS to watch her RIMMING the new KING of mushroom kangdom...YOU???? during your OFFICIAL CORONATION? and that shes ALREADY PREGNANT??? because you guys were DOING IT when you brutaly KIDNAPPED her???? and she fell in LOVE with your SPIKY KOOPA COCK???? and that LUIGI has been already HANGUED for PLOTTING to SHOOT DR MARIO?? and PEACH signed his DEATH SENTENCE while giving YOU a SLOPPY BLOWJOB???? Mama mia... What-a can i say except YABBA DABBA WAHOO,
LETS-A GO

What if, in the next 3D Mario, you could play as one of Mario's family members?

>>717571673
He looks like he could beat the shit out of snoys

>>717572159
get better material already /dbs/spic
>another samefag spam incoming

>>717556916
>Mussolini Mario

>>717556801
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MAMA MIA!

>>717556801
This? Funny.

>>717556801
>Tien cuck hiding behind Krillin, Mario, AND RTHing himself
Sad.

>>717556801
Tien KEKhan!

>>717556801
>You're NOT gonna release a bunch of cool first party games for the rest of 2025?
>And the only exclusives are BASEDkey Kong and CRINGEperpunk 2077?
And Mario Kart World.
And Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment.
And Kirby Air Riders.

Shitposts are funny when they contain a kernel of truth. You are just assblasted

>>717556801
Funnypoopy

>>717563417
Isn't it confirmed that Pauline ends up in new donk city at the end of the DK game, implying that she grows up to be the same Pauline in odyssey? That would rule out her being mario's daughter

>>717556353
>official YABBA DABA DOOOO!!!!
kekypow!!!

>>717568350
Seethe, DBSposting is the best thing 4chan has created since Pepe the frog.

>>717574460
THE TIMING
TO COINCIDE WITH INCEL MARIO ANNOUNCEMENT
IT'S PERFECT

>>717556801
GODnic would never.

>>717556801
/dbs/CHADS and their legacy memes won't die, ever.

>>717574552
>GODnic would never.
Sonic got cucked by literally everyone in his comics. It's not just memes like that post.

>>717574664
>Sonic got cucked by literally everyone in his co- ACK!

>>717574602
What the hell happened to you guys? The threads got so slow

>>717574406
I do believe that there can be generations of Paulines, just like how there are generations of Donkey Kongs.

>>717574743
Jannies went crazy with power and banned everyone all the time.

>>717556801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mav6BXbQQJg

>>717574539
>>717574602
>Seethe, DBSposting is the best thing 4chan has created since Pepe the frog.
>/dbs/CHADS and their legacy memes won't die, ever.
You spics reached your "peak" almost a decade ago, and have been trying to ride that high ever since, only regurgitating shit since.

>>717571169
What were you expecting to happen, 4cuckslutta? Mario is peak jakking material.

>>717574727
>T. Sonic cuck, Cuck the hedgehog

I think you could combine his basic smiling render with this one to create a true YIPPPIEEEE Mario face, this one looks like he's scared more than he's excited

>>717574920
>Sonic cuck, Cuck the hedgehog
Geoffrey, Shadow, every else that is anywhere near Sally and my other love interests, don't fuck them again...

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825

>>717570484
>>717574920
>>717575158
Sonicbros...

>>717556916
>back when Mario was still a greasball plumber instead of some sanitized Disney humanoid with blue eyes

>>717556801
I'm glad I don't care about the switch 2. A shame because I liked Pokemon SV, but a 450 bucks console and 80 bucks games is where I draw the line

>>717556801
/dbs/ has been disastrous for 4chan.

>>717557016
it's the only game on the console

>>717556068 (OP)
>When the Bowser Bvll buys you a Switch 2 for being such good friends with the Princess Peach!

>>717574743
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/280831413/
THIS RAID
was the final straw.
Jannies
now require
email verification
to post files
NO horse fucking anymore.
HAVE this
CHAD goat
BTW, they ban every other poster now, regardless of what they posted.

>>717571239
she's way too mature for her age
specially on her bush

This thread would've turned out hilarious if it was like 2008 instead

>>717575947
FUCKING finally. Thanks for answering. Do you mean she has a THICK bush?

>>717576136

>>717576175

>>717575449
This is abuse

>>717556801
KWAB

>>717575449
Uh. Mario bros... Why is our hero jobbing to a TODDLER??

>>717556068 (OP)
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE FINALLY A MARIO PRODUCT FOR ME TO AGE REGRESS WITH LIKE A MOTHERFLIPPING BOSS!!!! NOW I CAN RELIVE THE HAPPY DAYS BEFORE MY DAD RAPED ME, BING BING YAHOO!!!!!!!!!

>>717575895
Did they learn nothing from deleting /qa/? They want people to make another shitty website but with DB spics instead of basedjacks?

>>717576426
Mario's clearly tanking it for fun. He gives children happiness.

>>717574743
ignore the other fags dragon ball daiper was so bad it killed the franchise deader than toriyama

>>717576625
>cope

>>717556801
100% agree

>>717563546

>>717574790
Based. /dbs/ is an abomination.

>>717576686
>sharty samefag

>>717575449
>vegeta_crying_like_a_little_bitch.mp4

>>717576625
Toriyama dying, the shitty dragon ball shitper manga, and stuff is a contributing factor, but the rest is also true.

>>717576175
mario when he have to pretend the partner and indie showcases were exciting

>>717576736
>make one post ITT
>immediately get called a samefag
geg

my mario could beat up your mario

>>717576625
oh and don't forget SHITking SHITro being so bad everyone pretends it doesn't exist kek

>>717558618
alt version

>>717556801
Fucking lul, it's always funny to dab on Tendies

>>717568628
Tallchads always win.

>>717556068 (OP)
lmfao wtf is that video

>>717556668
>literal baby toys
welp, I don't know what to say anon.

>>717558618

>>717577146
Looks like one of those toilet seat covers.

WOWZAAA!

>>717569934
Who's that to Piccolo's left supposed to be? Yajirobe on stilts?

>>717569934
>Cucku

>>717557016
>people play literally the only game on the console
>tendies consider this a win

DO TENDIES REALLY?


AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

>>717556551
>It's Mariover

>>717556068 (OP)
>>717556353
>>717556551
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
>>717556801
TOP KEK
TENDIES IN SHAMBLES

>>717556551
>>717556801
>>717557889
>>717558618
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
:O

>>717560565
Peach still loves him. Mario is nothing but a simp, only there to gas her up and give her attention in exchange for nothing.

>>717579479
what the FUCK

>>717579496
>Peach still loves him. Mario is nothing but a simp, only there to gas her up and give her attention in exchange for nothing.
More like the opposite. Peach rejects and harms Bowser repeatedly in canon, some of those times is because she wants Mario instead. Stick to your delusions retard.

>>717579605
>Peach rejects and harms Bowser repeatedly in canon
She's forced by script, in reality she is in love with him.

>>717579707
>>Peach rejects and harms Bowser repeatedly in canon
>She's forced by script, in reality she is in love with him.
>T. Bowser.

no way you are all above 15 and fighting over mario lmao

come on

>>717579747
Cope more, little sister. I used to be like you as well, then I grew up and opened my eyes.

>>717579906
>Cope more, little sister. I used to be like you as well, then I grew up and opened my eyes.
And you keep speaking delusions and talking about non existent scripts.
Bowser is as much of a cuck as you think of other people. He's been trying for decades and got nothing but rejections, being an incel (especially in movie), and beatdowns by who he likes.

>>717569568
>more than 1 person replies to post I don't like = AIEEEEE SAMEFAG SAMEFAG SAVE ME JANNY WHERE'S THE DOWNVOTE BUTTON
Kekaroonie

>>717580006
Bowser is gay, as some other anon stated before. But you're digressing from the discussion. The point is, Mario is still an orbiter to Peach, who's in love with Bowser.

>>717579874
I MUST DEFEND NINTENDO AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY NO MATTER HOW STUPID NO MATTER HOW IRRELEVANT THE POINT

>>717580162
>Bowser is gay, as some other anon stated before. But you're digressing from the discussion. The point is, Mario is still an orbiter to Peach,
Bowser's whole thing is to be an annoying orbiter that'll never have Peach.
>who's in love with Bowser.
Are you going to spam this delusion now? You going to deflect to scripts you made up again?

It's okay to be a cuck.

>>717581742
Mario isn't a cuck, he's a simp. You can't be cucked by someone who doesn't love you.

>>717581742
Mariobro...

samefag thread

Yawn

Is there a reason why brown people make cuckoldry/infidelity their only personality and hobbies on the internet?

>>717556068 (OP)
Is Mario the first cuck in the history of videogames?

>>717557016
why are online lobbies empty if everyone bought this?

>>717582046
>Is there a reason why brown people make cuckoldry/infidelity their only personality and hobbies on the internet?
cuckoldry is a white man's thing

>>717581742
Bowserbro...

>>717582165
but the white man cucked your ancestors so hard it created hispanics in the americas pablo

>>717573797

>>717563417
>>717563185
It would be based as fuck if Peach simply rejected him so many times he got back with his first GF

>>717575331
Mariose

>>717556668
>t.

>>717575449
What I find sad is that this is way more primitive than stretching and bending Mario's face in Mario 64. It's like we've gone backwards.
>buh buh it's just a cheap mobile app who cares
then why did you get it for your kid when Mario 64 is right there?

>>717582165
>omega genocide
good the weak should fear the stron

>omg slaves got whipped every now and then???

I MUST LIVE WITH THE GUILT

OF

MY

ANCESTORS

BLM NIGGER CHAN PLEASE RAPE ME AND STEAL EVERYTHING FROM MY STORE WE DESERVE IT

>>717564106

>>717560149
>trying to
they aren't trying to, he IS. He's bigger than Mickey ever was right now.

>>717582209
>>717582389
>immediately obsessed with cuckoldry and a schizo meltdown
As I said, white people.

>>717570178
I think the most I ever got in terms of mascot merch was a Sonic lunchbox in 2nd grade. This is clearly merch for the parents to dress their kids up in.

>>717569879
That's more believable than having Peach and Mario share a room and inviting a wave of art of them fucking in their room whilst Luigi is in the other room just happily reading a book to his pet ghost dog.

BLACK.LIVES.HEKKIN.MATTER

>>717582475
what are you talking about, this thread is full of /dbs/ spics reposting their memes to be about mario

>>717576625
>>717576772
One piece is beating Dragon ball even harder in the charts because of this. Also DB's latest movie flopped hard to one piece's latest one.

>>717556801
KEKAROO TUCKING PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT BROS SO FUCKING FUNNY LLLLAAWWWWLLLLL DUDE

>>717582212
doctored footage. this is the canon version

>>717556068 (OP)
hoho

>>717556801
>Spics humour

>>717582659
>least obvious samefag

more like the shitch 2 lmao.

>>717582692
>he can't tell it's a samefag and a couple of retards

>>717556801
LMAO
Put me in the screencap!

>>717582692
>>717582859
Really that tilted over Nintendo getting made fun of, huh?

>>717582859
The samecuck makes it too obvious.

>>717582409
>Forever alone Bowser cuck delusions.

>/v/ dabing on any other company.
>Tendies: "Natural post engagement, chuds! Nintendo won!"
>/v/ dabing on Nintendo
>Tendies: "STOP THE SAMEFAGGING NINTENDO CAN'T BE MADE FUN OF STOOOOPPPP HELP ME NIGGERMAN!"

>>717582525
Luigi is genuinely winning though, he owns the multiple villas that they would do the dirty in

>>717556068 (OP)
The final thing Peach sees before she's vored by Mario?

Mama Mia...

>>717583026
The Year of Luigi never ended...

>>717556801
Based.

>>717556801
Funny

>>717570126
What is up with Mario threads not often popping but when they do they bring absolute gold content in /v/?

This is still what I consider the best Mario thread
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/523313053

>>717582957
>>717583018
>>/v/ dabing on any other company.
>>Tendies: "Natural post engagement, chuds! Nintendo won!"
>>/v/ dabing on Nintendo
>>Tendies: "STOP THE SAMEFAGGING NINTENDO CAN'T BE MADE FUN OF STOOOOPPPP HELP ME NIGGERMAN!"
You're doing a shitty job trying to cover up those clone-like replies, snoy. >>717556801 Nearly all of them originate to the /dbs/ meme
(one involves constantly samefagging your own posts which they call RTH)

>>717571182
calm down, your leakage is flooding the building!

>>717583464
>fantasizing about others leaking

>>717556801
Kek. What the fuck?

MARIOOOO
BE BETTER!

post-discord /v/ is so boring

>>717582859
>>717582957
No, i don't like this "immature" humour of your kind, it felt artificial

>>717556801

>>717556801
Absoultely based.

sometimes i wish i was a low IQ brownoid like 99% of /v/ so I can find this brainrot funny

>>717556068 (OP)

>NO I CAN'T LOSE! SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY! HAHA THAT WILL TEACH THEM

>>717556801
Why is literally more than half of this someone shitting their pants over high Switch 2 sales.

>>717556801
Last great /dbs/ import.

>>717583812
alcohol is right there

>>717561289
>a 4 year old would be illiterate
They're not Americans.

Shouldn't Tendies be mad at Nintendo for making such a bad decision?
It's clearly a step backward after years of hinting at a Mario and Peach relationship, only to give in to West and Anita Sarkeesian after all these years.

>>717583813
Yes, the Japanese basically categorize every aspect of their society in terms of Shoyu, Shio, Miso, and Tonkotsu.

>>717583813
>>717584380
>Yes, the Japanese basically categorize every aspect of their society in terms of Shoyu, Shio, Miso, and Tonkotsu.

>>717556551
yup söytendo is back

>>717584060
It's not even "hinted" at, it's blatantly obvious. Nintendo being a family friendly company they are not gonna have Mario and Peach french kissing on screen or be shown together naked under the blanked in bed after sex.

This character assassination is puzzling, it's not like anyone even cared, completely unnecessary

>>717582692
>tumblr humour

>>717584060
Anita won so hard that isn't even funny anymore.
Even Nintendo bows to her.

will this be a powerup in the new 3d mario game? you pick up a switch console and he makes that face?

>>717584060
Nah, that's just a FRIENDSHIP KISS.
Don't you also kiss your bros on the cheek? Every homie does that!

Why do spics love cuckoldry so much bros? Is it a genetic/generational trauma from their ancestors getting bleached by Spaniard conquistadors?

>>717556801

>>717584721
The 100% version has Peach cover Mario's entire face with kisses.

>>717556801

Nintendo derangement syndrome thread

>>717556801
This dumb samefag post doesn't even know the Switch 2025 lineup and gets it wrong.

IM GONNA

IM GONNA

SUGOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY

>>717556668
this was miyamoto's vision from the start

>>717584750
even their women don’t want them, its hilarious

>>717556801
kek

10/10 thread.

>>717570386
>>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
why

>ohhh im a tendie cuck, yes im a tendie cuck

Hermanos......

>>717584060
Because NOA is retarded, the jap version doesn't have them as "just friends".

I hate wops

>>717571239
Cute but that's MY wife you're talking about

>>717556668
>I want the blocks.
>LITERAL toddler toys

0/10 thread.

>>717585442
Primo, aguas nos separan. Mi canoa se jodió.

>>717556668
>>717585667
The blocks in the bottom middle look like the only merch that any age can get since it's literally just the characters.

>>717584995
>>717585020

500

>>717586384
>T.

Was this thread worth 500 replies, and then you complain about the state of this board

We did it South America bros, we samefagged this thread to 500 posts!

>>717586582
samefagging thread

>>717556551
'em on 'ario

>>717556801
okay now... this is PRETTY based!
put me in the reddit screen cap

>>717574727

>>717556801
Sametroon post

mods sticky this shit

>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825

Tendies would fit right in with /dbs/.

Will you look at that. Mario's NOT a cuck after all. He won?!

>>717589383
>Tendies would fit right in with /dbs/.
No one fits in with the shit spics, not even snoys (even though 1 snoy reposted some of their memes).

>>717568003
>They aren't retconning any of it.
>your cope drivel vs. what's happening in the games and movies and nintendo literally saying that they are friends
>nintendo today app is just reusing profiles that are many years old
>where did they copy it from then?
They copied the profile pages off the old nintendo site.
You are also calling literal facts "cope" because you're seething. That official animation of game Mario Peach mutual love was way after odyssey. Movies also support them too.

>>717583015
Based Mario.