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Anonymous No.717556068 >>717556132 >>717556279 >>717556290 >>717556420 >>717556560 >>717556646 >>717556849 >>717559482 >>717560634 >>717561327 >>717561369 >>717563379 >>717563469 >>717563490 >>717566253 >>717568187 >>717569402 >>717569506 >>717569879 >>717570061 >>717570257 >>717570484 >>717575841 >>717576492 >>717577841 >>717579278 >>717582073 >>717582665 >>717583241 >>717583813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc
Anonymous No.717556132
>>717556068 (OP)
>IS THAT A NINTENDO SWITCH-A CONSOLE!? YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.717556197
he's ssoyfacing
Anonymous No.717556212
>WOWEE ZOWIE, Princess Peach, Nintendo just confirmed that I'm an official KEKOLD?
Anonymous No.717556279 >>717556353
>>717556068 (OP)
There is no way that's real..
Anonymous No.717556290
>>717556068 (OP)
https://youtu.be/x74bZjDYUTE?feature=shared
Anonymous No.717556353 >>717556420 >>717556646 >>717557840 >>717569292 >>717574460 >>717579278
>>717556279
Anonymous No.717556420
>>717556068 (OP)
>>717556353
opening wide for BKC
Anonymous No.717556426
>bowsette wants to do WHAT WITH ME?!
Anonymous No.717556517
I just have one question, why?
Anonymous No.717556551 >>717556614 >>717556646 >>717556810 >>717557840 >>717557889 >>717560284 >>717561205 >>717567681 >>717570471 >>717571275 >>717572159 >>717579078 >>717579278 >>717579367 >>717584495 >>717588563
Anonymous No.717556560
>>717556068 (OP)
>WHEN BOWSER SPLITS PEACH IN HALF WITH HIS DICK
Anonymous No.717556614
>>717556551
Gem
Anonymous No.717556646 >>717556801
>>717556068 (OP)
>>717556353
>>717556551
YABBA
Anonymous No.717556668 >>717556741 >>717556916 >>717557141 >>717560149 >>717563987 >>717564574 >>717566294 >>717569336 >>717570178 >>717577874 >>717582336 >>717585086 >>717585667 >>717586382
Are these coming to America? I want the blocks.
Anonymous No.717556741
>>717556668
Is that... Mario underwear? :O
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>>717556646
>MAMA F*CKER!! What's that, Furukawa-san? You're NOT gonna release a bunch of cool first party games for the rest of 2025? And the only ones left are ports of games I can ALREADY play on the Switch 1? Meaning I spent $500 plus tax plus tip JUST to play the same games AGAIN at a SLIGHTLY HIGHER RESOLUTION (sold separately)? And the people that DIDN'T buy it can still play CHADtroid Prime 4 and GODthym Heaven WITHOUT blowing half a thousand bucks? And the only exclusives are BASEDkey Kong and CRINGEperpunk 2077? And instead of making new games you're putting out JOBgo sets and SHITnimated films? AND you're saying Peach and I are JUST FRIENDS??? So CHADser is going to thrust his BANZAI B- I mean BOMBER BILL COCK into her vibe island while I sit in the closet playing $80 games I bought for $60 a year ago? WOWIE ZOWIE!!!!
Anonymous No.717556810
>>717556551
>Mario's face when he gets friend zoned by peach after he rescues her for the 40th time
Anonymous No.717556849
>>717556068 (OP)
I get to watch Peach on her bed... being fucked by the ENTIRETY of the Mushroom Kingdom AND observe her "peach" being FILLED by BOWSER in order TO PRODUCE MORE BOWSERS!? AND as a GOOD FRIEND I'll be allowed to LICK THE CUM FLOWING OUT?! YABBA DABBA DOO-A! Mario, the 40 yo VIRGIN ROYAL KEKMASTER is a READY!
Anonymous No.717556850 >>717556882 >>717557445
Sex with Mario be like - Wahoo! Yipee! Oof. W-w-w-w-w-wahoo!
Anonymous No.717556882 >>717557323 >>717557445
>>717556850
Faggot.
Anonymous No.717556916 >>717562859 >>717563554 >>717564642 >>717571968 >>717572976 >>717575560
>>717556668
>that absolutely soulless Mario doll that pales in comparison to the late 80's version.
Anonymous No.717557016 >>717557116 >>717558624 >>717563756 >>717564683 >>717564707 >>717567206 >>717569382 >>717570025 >>717575778 >>717578368 >>717582087
Nintendo won.
Anonymous No.717557053
Well this thread went exactly the way I expected it to
Anonymous No.717557116
>>717557016
Literally the shittiest Mario Kart since Double Dash
Anonymous No.717557141 >>717557269
>>717556668
Where are Mario themed adult diapers?
Anonymous No.717557269
>>717557141
literally in the picture, see bottom right corner
Anonymous No.717557316
it has never been more mariover than this...
Anonymous No.717557323 >>717557445 >>717557560
>>717556882
You're the one thinking about having sex with Mario, Anon.
Anonymous No.717557445 >>717557560
>>717556850
>>717556882
>>717557323
Both of you are dumb, gay and butt hurt! ;p
Anonymous No.717557560
>>717557323
>>717557445
Right after you made the post about having sex with him, dumbfuck.
Anonymous No.717557624
wait a second...
Anonymous No.717557785
>>717556801
k, b
Anonymous No.717557840 >>717571239
>>717556353
>>717556551
Meme in the making
Anonymous No.717557889 >>717558618 >>717561648 >>717579367
>>717556551
cleaned it up a bit
Anonymous No.717558042
>>717556801
kekypoopy
Anonymous No.717558328 >>717558429
Well Mario is utterly cucked now. Officially so
Anonymous No.717558429 >>717559756 >>717559912
>>717558328
No he is not.
Anonymous No.717558618 >>717559070 >>717569879 >>717577146 >>717577951 >>717579367
>>717557889
it was too ragged on the sides, updooted
Anonymous No.717558624
>>717557016
nope.
Anonymous No.717559070 >>717560721
>>717558618
now cut it top-mid-bottom so we can reignite the legacy of longcat
Anonymous No.717559482 >>717559614 >>717559848 >>717560252 >>717560415 >>717564091
>>717556068 (OP)
Where's the kanji? Even a very early grade schooler would know what 口, 倧きく, & 開けて are, because it's used everywhere.
Anonymous No.717559614
>>717559482
Anon, Nintendo's new audience is actually toddlers.
Anonymous No.717559756 >>717559960
>>717558429
Retconned. Sorry tendie
Anonymous No.717559772
It's funny that I get my nintendo news from anti-nintendofags more than I do with nintendo themselves. I had no idea this existed until you anti-nintendo retards started posting it here.
Anonymous No.717559848
>>717559482
to take up more space on the page
Anonymous No.717559912 >>717560374 >>717562481
>>717558429
He literally wants to marry Peach and gets rejected. It's the relationship Nintendo had in mind for decades until they just retconned. No one gives a shit about that boring feminist career bitch Pauline

You retarded subhuman tendie fanatic
Anonymous No.717559960 >>717560024
>>717559756
Sorry, the Super Mario ecosystem might be upon us.
Anonymous No.717560024
>>717559960
The only function this garbage character had in Bananza was to attract a) women and b) pedophiles
Anonymous No.717560149 >>717560232 >>717582456
>>717556668
They really are trying to make Mario into the next Mickey Mouse, aren’t they?
Anonymous No.717560232
>>717560149
Yes.
Anonymous No.717560252
>>717559482
these products (like all nintendo products) are for literal toddlers who have received zero formal education, not grade schoolers
Anonymous No.717560284
>>717556551
>>717556801
k, b, c
Anonymous No.717560374
>>717559912
Peach is a whore
Anonymous No.717560415 >>717561289
>>717559482
It's really sad that you have to find out this way that Nintendo games are for literal 4 year olds.
Anonymous No.717560425 >>717560565 >>717564786
Bowser has consensual sex with Peach
Anonymous No.717560565 >>717579496
>>717560425
Bowser is a homosexual and Peach is his beard.
Anonymous No.717560634
>>717556068 (OP)
mario if he plumbing the glory hole
Anonymous No.717560721 >>717560945 >>717561138 >>717561482 >>717561541 >>717562716 >>717563209 >>717563662 >>717565109 >>717565951 >>717566415 >>717569879 >>717569956 >>717570114 >>717571225 >>717575178 >>717579278 >>717579367 >>717588916
>>717559070
Anonymous No.717560772 >>717560945 >>717561138 >>717561482 >>717561541 >>717562716 >>717563209 >>717563662 >>717565109 >>717565951 >>717566415 >>717569956 >>717570114 >>717571225 >>717575178 >>717579278 >>717579367 >>717588916
Anonymous No.717560825 >>717560945 >>717561138 >>717561482 >>717561541 >>717562716 >>717563209 >>717563662 >>717565109 >>717565951 >>717566415 >>717569879 >>717569956 >>717570114 >>717571225 >>717575178 >>717579278 >>717579367 >>717588916
Anonymous No.717560853
>>717556801
Kek.
Anonymous No.717560898 >>717561054
i wonder whats gonna be Nintendo's strategy to stay relevant in the following decades. the snes/n64/gamecube kids are in their 40's and 30's, and theyre not going to be around to keep buying nintendo games. on the other side, "nintendo games" is not what kids are into these days. all ive seen them play is roblox slop that then they go and watch videos of on youtube. nintendo isnt even part of the equation.
are they gonna do something to keep nintendo relevant over here, or are they gonna just reinforce their presence in japan while keeping the rest of the world as a side bussiness?
Anonymous No.717560945
>>717560721
now
>>717560772
we are
>>717560825
talking
Anonymous No.717561054 >>717561201
>>717560898
I think they are going to turn Mario into a mascot, like Mickey Mouse.
And Mario will still get a few more big games shortly after Shigeru Miyamoto leaves.
And then... well... uhh...
Anonymous No.717561138
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
Anonymous No.717561201 >>717561512
>>717561054
that sort of makes sense, im not really well versed on that aspect, but i assume mickey mouse is still a massive ip despite the fact that i cant remember the last time i thought or heard of mickey mouse.
Anonymous No.717561205
>>717556551
>mfw my wife's boyfriend has mushrooms
Anonymous No.717561287
Wow they really know their fanbase haha
Anonymous No.717561289 >>717583978
>>717560415
A four year old wouldn't even know basic kana at that point.
Anonymous No.717561327
>>717556068 (OP)
Not a good year for the dignity of tendies.
Anonymous No.717561369
>>717556068 (OP)
Mario should be more careful on what power ups he touch.
Anonymous No.717561482
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
holy
Anonymous No.717561512 >>717561729
>>717561201
Mickey mouse is not used very often.
When looking at everything that is happening right now, as well as this new "My Mario" product being announced, I feel like Odyssey was paving the way for the Mario and Peach romance saga to begin winding down.
Anonymous No.717561541
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
there's it is
Anonymous No.717561648 >>717569609
>>717557889
Anonymous No.717561729 >>717562089 >>717563379
>>717561512
You remind me a little of that one Anon who was so obsessed with Knuckles x Rouge that he was spending all his time in his room, then when his family was naturally worried about him and checked his computer he got so angry that he threw his mom.
Does anyone have a screencap of that thread?
Anonymous No.717562017 >>717562514 >>717569879 >>717570309 >>717571169
Anonymous No.717562089 >>717562171
>>717561729
I am not as interested in Mario and Pauline as I am in the progression of the Super Mario franchise.
Anonymous No.717562171
>>717562089
You sound deeply autistic.
Anonymous No.717562481 >>717562769
>>717559912
>He literally wants to marry Peach and gets rejected.
Nothing more than a gag scene on Mario and Bowser. Peach constantly gifts Mario stuff postgame
> It's the relationship Nintendo had in mind for decades until they just retconned.
>retconned
Japanese version states nothing about being friends. It's just localizer terms.
Anonymous No.717562514
>>717562017
Needs the cap
Anonymous No.717562716
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
Anonymous No.717562769 >>717562898 >>717565981
>>717562481
>Nothing more than a gag scene on Mario and Bowser.
Yes it is more, it shows that Mario has interest in Peach (if this somehow isn't obvious to your subhuman brain). She kisses him in Mario 64 and then they go on a vacation to a paradise island without any other humans in Sunshine
>Japanese version states nothing about being friends. It's just localizer terms.
1. Proof? 2. Nintendo is an international company and Japan becomes more and more irrelevant
Anonymous No.717562859
>>717556916
I found two of these dolls at a thrift store but no hat. Still worth it for 2 bux.
Anonymous No.717562898 >>717563120
>>717562769
nta but nintendo is a japanese company first, retard
Anonymous No.717563120 >>717563184
>>717562898
Neither in terms shareholder base or branding, low-IQ manchild
Anonymous No.717563184
>>717563120
You are actually retarded.
Anonymous No.717563185 >>717563417 >>717563419 >>717564268 >>717569879 >>717582263
mario is an utterly cucked shit character now. also voiced by a gay pajeet
Anonymous No.717563209
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
blyaaaaaaat
Anonymous No.717563379
>>717556068 (OP)
>nintendo literally gave their detractors an official jak to use
kek
>>717561729
what the hell i want to see this
Anonymous No.717563383 >>717563419 >>717565154
>using the movie where mario x peach is the most apparent
swing and a miss, bowser fag
Anonymous No.717563417 >>717563538 >>717563629 >>717564412 >>717574406 >>717582263
>>717563185
He is not.
He will probably go back with Pauline.
Anonymous No.717563419
>>717563185
>>717563383
Anonymous No.717563469
>>717556068 (OP)
he consumed too many onions...
Anonymous No.717563490
>>717556068 (OP)
YABBA DABBA DOO
Anonymous No.717563538
>>717563417
>He is not.
i disagree, rejected by the girl he simps for for 40 years and basedfacing while she is becoming a wanderlust girlboss
>He will probably go back with Pauline.
cool headcanon
Anonymous No.717563539 >>717569879
I will never forgive modern Nintendo for turning my childhood hero into a soi guzzling cuck
The Mario I knew would never succumb to being the posterchild of consoomerism slop
Anonymous No.717563546 >>717563749 >>717576686
>>717556801
>/dbs/spic reject trooncord samefagging on this post
Anonymous No.717563554
>>717556916
Looks like DK cosplaying as Mario.
Anonymous No.717563629 >>717563743 >>717567113
>>717563417
Oh yeah that's what men want, the pantsuit wearing mayor, not the rich demure princess. This is totally a good development, tendie bros.
Anonymous No.717563662
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
It's over for Mariocucks, they've officially joined the Cuckrillin team.
The only problem being, Mario is a virgin and doesn't even have a hotwife to share, only a single oneitis.
Anonymous No.717563712
snoy is going third party lol
Anonymous No.717563743
>>717563629
and you know they do this just so they can churn out more feminist peach garbage and turn her into female mario
Anonymous No.717563749
>>717563546
in English
Anonymous No.717563756 >>717565669 >>717567016 >>717568420
>>717557016
Mogged by fucking nightreign of all games.
Anonymous No.717563775 >>717563861
>snoys projecting their self cuckold fantasies on the thread
Anonymous No.717563861 >>717564045
>>717563775
no, mario officially got friendzoned by peach and she rather goes on adventures in the desert in mario odyssey than marrying mario
Anonymous No.717563987
>>717556668
Are you underage?
Anonymous No.717564045 >>717564350
>>717563861
>mario officially got friendzoned by peach
>Localization fantasies
Anonymous No.717564091 >>717564245
>>717559482
Came here just to post the same thing.
I figured out what was written, but it would've been slightly faster with kanji
Anonymous No.717564106 >>717565230 >>717570484 >>717582409
snoys have some weird cuckold fetish and trying to put it on Mario. Sad creatures. Sad.
Anonymous No.717564245
>>717564091
If you want a headache, play some old NES/Gameboy games that didn't have the ROM space/resolution for kanji of its given font.
Anonymous No.717564268
>>717563185
Does that mean Mario will become a better man now?
Anonymous No.717564350 >>717564498
>>717564045
it's from the new nintendo app that was announced by shigeru miyamoto, the creator of mario, himself days prior
he gets rejected in odyssey and there is 0 romance in the movie

is your entire existence just cope?
Anonymous No.717564412 >>717564540
>>717563417
>get rejected by Peach
>become a pedo
Lmao
Anonymous No.717564498 >>717564910
>>717564350
>it's from the new nintendo app that was announced by shigeru miyamoto, the creator of mario, himself days prior
Nope from localizers. Japanese App from actual Miyamoto has no friend terms. It even has daisuki love terms in the profile.
>he gets rejected in odyssey and there is 0 romance in the movie
Gag scene, postgame has peach still help mario on his adventures, and the movie has the most romance visually presented in the series.
Anonymous No.717564540 >>717566154 >>717570087
>>717564412
retard, that's adult pauline
Anonymous No.717564574
>>717556668
reminder that mario is not allowed to do the peace sign because it's "too childish"
Anonymous No.717564621
>>717556801
was waiting for this lol
Anonymous No.717564642
>>717556916
Those are some zesty looking lips, eh paizano? Someone get me-a some scissors, stat! Wa-HOOO!!!!
Anonymous No.717564683
>>717557016
its the only game besides DK game, what else are nintentoddlers going to buy?
Anonymous No.717564707
>>717557016
>This much snoy cope in replies
kek
Anonymous No.717564786 >>717565076
>>717560425
>Bowser has consensual sex with Peach
Anonymous No.717564910 >>717565019
>>717564498
the app is 100% official nintendo and you have yet to prove that the "japanese version" doesn't say the same thing
>Gag scene
cope
>postgame has peach still help mario on his adventures
friends help each other, as nintendo literally tells you via the app. (a fat tendie wouldn't know since he has no friends)
>and the movie has the most romance visually presented in the series.
no, they kiss throughout the series, talk about love, have romantic dates (like watching shooting stars alone), go on vacations alone, etc. you are a coping retard

i bet you also deny that they make link and donkey kong cuter and more asexual
Anonymous No.717564954 >>717565003
Here is my hypothesis.
Anonymous No.717564998 >>717565293
>>717556801
Best post on this entire thread.
Anonymous No.717565003 >>717565117
>>717564954
The Pauline cope is hilarious. No one gives a shit about Pauline. It's Peach who we are saving in 100 different games and it's Peach who they are now denying us because "muh damsel = bad"
Anonymous No.717565019 >>717565435
>>717564910
>the app is 100% official nintendo and you have yet to prove that the "japanese version" doesn't say the same thing
>>Gag scene
>cope
>>postgame has peach still help mario on his adventures
>friends help each other, as nintendo literally tells you via the app. (a fat tendie wouldn't know since he has no friends)
>>and the movie has the most romance visually presented in the series.
>no, they kiss throughout the series, talk about love, have romantic dates (like watching shooting stars alone), go on vacations alone, etc. you are a coping retard
>i bet you also deny that they make link and donkey kong cuter and more asexual
Japanese version literally doesn't say the same thing you retard. People even posted proof of it within the twitter screenshots you've been spamming the same day.
Anonymous No.717565076 >>717565247
>>717564786
>AI niggertry
SAAR
Anonymous No.717565109
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
feels like old 4chan
Anonymous No.717565117
>>717565003
>we
>us
You are not Mario.
Anonymous No.717565154
>>717563383
Wow what a transphobe.
Anonymous No.717565196
>>717556801
KWABio
Anonymous No.717565209
>aaaaaaaan
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.717565230
>>717564106
These are the same people who was thinking about sucking Nintendo fans and Nintendo products up their ass. We are past the point of sad when it comes to snoys.
Anonymous No.717565247
>>717565076
>Fanfic Mario art
Meanwhile official interactions when Bowser tries to simp on Peach:
Anonymous No.717565252
>>717556801
Someone should share this to the Nintendo X account.
Anonymous No.717565293
>>717564998
Maybe if you're a cuckold yourself.
Anonymous No.717565340
>>717556801
>BANZAI B- I mean BOMBER BILL COCK
Anonymous No.717565435 >>717565601 >>717565981
>>717565019
why do you quote the entire post like a mentally ill person? and it doesn't even matter if the jap version says it or not. nintendo is an international company and the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof

and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
Anonymous No.717565601 >>717565942 >>717565981
>>717565435
>why do you quote the entire post like a mentally ill person? and it doesn't even matter if the jap version says it or not. nintendo is an international company and the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof
>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
Nintendo is a Japanese company, everything goes through japanese first, then gets localized if going over seas, it's how games worked for decades, retard. You keep asking for spoonfeeding when the post literally having love terms and no friend shit was posted weeks ago on twitter right on the news post. Same exact day.
Anonymous No.717565669
>>717563756
>mogged by flavor of the month title released on 3 platforms
Uh huh.
Anonymous No.717565743 >>717565786 >>717567830
Anonymous No.717565786
>>717565743
You promised you would stop.
Anonymous No.717565817
What a happy kekrio
Anonymous No.717565942 >>717566030 >>717566159
>>717565601
>Nintendo is a Japanese company
nice cope but it's no longer 2001 and the hq in japan is now in full communication with nintendo’s overseas branches, nintendo makes 90% of their money overseas and they are literally over 50% owned by saudi pif, blackrock, vanguard, etc. just like sony and the rest of them and the app, any version of it, is 100% official

and the part you ignored is still more important:

>the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof

>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
Anonymous No.717565951
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
lmao good shit
Anonymous No.717565981 >>717566030
>>717562769
>>717565435
>>717565601
>Yes it is more, it shows that Mario has interest in Peach (if this somehow isn't obvious to your subhuman brain). She kisses him in Mario 64 and then they go on a vacation to a paradise island without any other humans in Sunshine
The argument never was about they're previous official romance moments, which support my point.
>1. Proof? 2. Nintendo is an international company and Japan becomes more and more irrelevant
You don't know how Japanese companies work. JP stuff is always the biggest truth, and it then gets localized if the game goes international.
Anonymous No.717566008
>>717556801
lol
Anonymous No.717566030 >>717566159
>>717565981
>You don't know how Japanese companies work. JP stuff is always the biggest truth
you don't even know how english works
>jp stuff is the biggest truth
holy pajeet

rest of your cope was addressed here: >>717565942
Anonymous No.717566146
>>717556801
Anonymous No.717566154
>>717564540
Fuck off pedo
Anonymous No.717566159 >>717566226
>>717565942
>>717566030
>>Nintendo is a Japanese company
>nice cope but it's no longer 2001 and the hq in japan is now in full communication with nintendo’s overseas branches, nintendo makes 90% of their money overseas and they are literally over 50% owned by saudi pif, blackrock, vanguard, etc. just like sony and the rest of them and the app, any version of it, is 100% official
>
>and the part you ignored is still more important:
>>the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof
>>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
>You don't know how Japanese companies work. JP stuff is always the biggest truth
you don't even know how english works
>jp stuff is the biggest truth
holy pajeet
>rest of your cope was addressed here:
Nice job deflecting and ignoring how you are a complete retard and doesn't know how localizing stuff works. The actual text is in JP first and foremost then gets changed overseas. All you did was bring up irrelevant stuff with no sources too.
Now you're even ignoring the proof after getting BTFO. Just shut the fuck up next time dishonest tard.
Anonymous No.717566207 >>717566260
>>717556801
the spic samefagging is off the charts
Anonymous No.717566226 >>717566273
>>717566159
>then gets changed overseas
by nintendo, you coping, ugly pajeet subhuman

and since you keep ignoring it:
>the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof

>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
Anonymous No.717566253
>>717556068 (OP)
kek they are making fun of their onions manchildren audience
Anonymous No.717566260
>>717566207
you mean OVER 9000
Anonymous No.717566273 >>717566601
>>717566226
>>then gets changed overseas
>by nintendo, you coping, ugly pajeet subhuman
>
>and since you keep ignoring it:
>>the mesagging is clearly congruent with what is happening in recent games and the movie. it's just funny that you somehow (still) can't post proof
>
>>and if you have a brain it's obvious they are just pushing feminism and try to pander to women more for extra bucks. girls don't want to buy peach games when she's dating a fat plumber
The proof is literally right there, you absolute blind retard. You yourself already posted all the romance officially in game and in the movie yourself too. Your blowing yourself out constantly.
Anonymous No.717566292 >>717566369
Nintendo of Japan asked for Nintendo of America to say that Mario and Peach are good friends and not that they are in love with eachother.
Anonymous No.717566294 >>717567481
>>717556668
imagine being a grown ass man unironically buying any of this
no wonder nintards are all childless pedo-furry-tranny freaks
Anonymous No.717566369 >>717566467
>>717566292
>Nintendo of Japan asked for Nintendo of America to say that Mario and Peach are good friends and not that they are in love with eachother.
>Lies with no backup.
Anonymous No.717566398 >>717567481
>I-IS THAT M-M-MARIO!??? THANK YOU BASED NINTENDO IM LITERALLY FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW. BASED NINTENDO BASED NINTENDO BASED NINTENDO
Anonymous No.717566415
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Anonymous No.717566438 >>717566749
>Snoy seethe
They are going third Party.
Anonymous No.717566451
Canon
Anonymous No.717566467
>>717566369
Do you think that Nintendo of Japan said one thing and then Nintendo of America said the opposite without Nintendo of Japan's input?
Anonymous No.717566515
blessed thread
Anonymous No.717566601 >>717566794 >>717567187
>>717566273
>You yourself already posted all the romance officially in game and in the movie yourself too. Your blowing yourself out constantly.
no one says the romance was never a thing. the point is that nintendo is retconning it and branding peach or also zelda as more typical corpo-sanctioned, sales-optimized independent women who need no man and get things done while demasculating their male heroes (they literally admitted they make link more feminine so women can relate better as well). these are demonstrable facts you have to come to terms with

nintendo is for women and gays today
Anonymous No.717566685
Luigi is still fucking Daisy, though, right?
Anonymous No.717566749 >>717566796 >>717566809
>>717566438
If you are a real Nintendo fan you would prefer Nintendo going third party over the retarded shit they are doing lately
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I don't want to play my favorite games on my PC at 140 fps/4k
>I want to buy overpriced plastic trash and pay extra for bad internet
Kek
Anonymous No.717566794
>>717566601
>almost 50/50 for Zelda
It's over.
Anonymous No.717566796 >>717567072
>>717566749
Nintendo will never go third-party.
Anonymous No.717566809 >>717567072
>>717566749
Shut up Basedny mc Sony Snoy. Nintendo won.
Anonymous No.717567016
>>717563756
Despite being a cheap asset flip it's probably the best souls game since ds2
Anonymous No.717567072 >>717567138
>>717566796
Yes but If you are a real Nintendo fan you would prefer Nintendo going third party over the retarded shit they are doing lately
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I don't want to play my favorite games on my PC at 140 fps/4k
>I want to buy overpriced plastic trash and pay extra for bad internet
Kek

>>717566809
Sony is financially stronger than Nintendo. This stuff shouldn't matter to you if you aren't a fanatic but if this is what matters to you then Sony won
Anonymous No.717567113 >>717567243
>>717563629
>he actually wants the bimbo whore
kek
Anonymous No.717567138 >>717567323
>>717567072
>Sony is financially stronger than Nintendo. This stuff shouldn't matter to you if you aren't a fanatic but if this is what matters to you then Sony won
Sony was never stronger than Nintendo. PS5 massively flopped to the Switch and will flop again to Switch 2.
Anonymous No.717567187 >>717568003 >>717568063
>>717566601
>no one says the romance was never a thing. the point is that nintendo is retconning it and branding peach
They aren't retconning any of it. This official animation was posted 2 years after odyssey, and nintendo today app is just reusing profiles that are many years old (People wrongly think they just made them last month) and still have the same jp/localizer differences.
Anonymous No.717567206
>>717557016
>too close to 6 millions
i see nintendo has started usingthe jewish lying techniques.
Anonymous No.717567242 >>717571360
>>717556801
what can I say except LETSA GO
Anonymous No.717567243 >>717567368
>>717567113
>look at this loser who wants what every powerful man wants
Anonymous No.717567323 >>717567406 >>717567510
>>717567138
>Sony was never stronger than Nintendo
Literally a bigger market value and obviously way more diversified
>PS5 massively flopped
If PS5 is a flop I don't want to know what the GameCube or Wii U was kek
Anonymous No.717567368 >>717567468
>>717567243
>>look at this loser who wants what every powerful man wants
Except Mario is broke plumber from NYC. And enjoy your stds.
Anonymous No.717567401 >>717567453 >>717568063
If Mario is not going back with Pauline, then explain the following.
Anonymous No.717567406 >>717567695
>>717567323
>Has to run away to Wii U of all things to back Sony the failure
Nintendo won hugely.
Anonymous No.717567453
>>717567401
Anonymous No.717567468 >>717567647
>>717567368
>Except Mario is broke plumber from NYC
He's a superhero
>And enjoy your stds.
Peach is a pure virgin princess, Pauline is the modern real life Sex and the City whore
Anonymous No.717567481 >>717571850
>>717566294
>>717566398
learn to let people enjoy things
Anonymous No.717567510 >>717567643
>>717567323
>Literally a bigger market value and obviously way more diversified
>If PS5 is a flop I don't want to know what the GameCube or Wii U was kek
PS5 was such a flop Sony is going third party, while Nintendo and Switch keeps on succeeding.
Anonymous No.717567619 >>717569671 >>717569745
kekaroo
Anonymous No.717567643 >>717567784
>>717567510
They aren't going full third party.
Anonymous No.717567647 >>717568468
>>717567468
>Peach is a pure virgin princess
Anonymous No.717567681
>>717556551
HWABAG
Anonymous No.717567695 >>717567784
>>717567406
Sony has a bigger market value than Nintendo in literally every year since 1990
Anonymous No.717567759
>>717556801
SHITper KWABrio.
Anonymous No.717567784 >>717567916
>>717567643
>>717567695
>Sony flop delusions.
These delusions won't help your console sales vs Nintendo.
Anonymous No.717567830 >>717567983
>>717565743
I admire the commitment to your theory
Anonymous No.717567851
>>717556801
Funny.
Anonymous No.717567871
>Samefag thread
Anonymous No.717567916 >>717568071
>>717567784
You are the only one who is delusional. If you want to say Nintendo has better games then Sony that's one thing but instead you are going down this retarded fanatic "my favorite company makes money!" route
Anonymous No.717567983
>>717567830
Thank you.
I am looking forward to the progression of the Super Mario franchise.
Anonymous No.717568003 >>717589717
>>717567187
>They aren't retconning any of it.
your cope drivel vs. what's happening in the games and movies and nintendo literally saying that they are friends
>nintendo today app is just reusing profiles that are many years old
where did they copy it from then?
Anonymous No.717568063 >>717568234
>>717567187
also if you are so sure nintendo still ships mario and peach how come you don't call out any of your coping tendie friends and shills who now ship mario and pauline? >>717567401
Anonymous No.717568071 >>717568106
>>717567916
>Snoy seethe
Sony keeps losing, Nintendo keeps winning.
Anonymous No.717568106
>>717568071
>Nintendo keeps winning.
Yeah thast last direct with all the third-party games was a real W and I can't wait to end the year with a fucking musou and the fourth rehash of BotW assets
Anonymous No.717568187
>>717556068 (OP)
Kek Nintendo sure knows their audience
Anonymous No.717568206
>>717556801
YABADABADOOO
Anonymous No.717568234 >>717568327
>>717568063
Mareach can live on in the movies and in new Mario games that can easily fit in the timeline between SMB1 and Odyssey.
Anonymous No.717568242 >>717568350
>>717556801
Anonymous No.717568327
>>717568234
there is no way you don't get paid for this level of autism so i'm sure shipping mario with pauline and going full feminism with peach is nintendo's plan
Anonymous No.717568350 >>717574539
>>717568242
stop spamming your folder to the same post /dbs/spic, go back to /a/ bleach tranny/dbs/shitper thread containment
Anonymous No.717568420 >>717568774
>>717563756
>nightrein sold 5 million as a multiplat on already existing consoles
>mario kart world sold 5.6 on a brand new console
Where exactly is this mogging?
Anonymous No.717568468 >>717568821
>>717567647
>Peach isn't a virgin
>porn addict detected
No one has sex in these types of games.
Anonymous No.717568628 >>717568748 >>717569428 >>717577609
Mariobros...
Anonymous No.717568727
>>717556801
K,b,c.
Anonymous No.717568748 >>717568861 >>717569039
>>717568628
Sprite swap, shovelware game, not canon
Anonymous No.717568774 >>717568802
>>717568420
>People buy the only fucking game the new console has
Wow! Who expected that?
Anonymous No.717568802
>>717568774
I will repeat myself. Where is the mogging?
Anonymous No.717568821
>>717568468
But if someone had sex then probably the 40 y/o looking pantsuit wearing roastie pen pusher living in New York. Nintendo fans are bigger cucks than I thought if they want Nintendo replace Peach with her
Anonymous No.717568861 >>717568989
>>717568748
cope, cope, cope
Anonymous No.717568989 >>717569039
>>717568861
>non-canon ova that nobody but paedos care about
Done
Anonymous No.717569039 >>717569291
>>717568748
>>717568989
>t. Mario
Anonymous No.717569061
>>717556801
Kekaroo
Anonymous No.717569072
>>717556801
KBC
Anonymous No.717569267
Tendies are not human
Anonymous No.717569291
>>717569039
>t. Bowser getting cucked in the same content posted
>Also literally becomes Mario's slave in that ancient movie
Anonymous No.717569292
>>717556353
What were they THINKING!
Anonymous No.717569329
Imagine living on this board 24/7 and seething endlessly over a video game company... and then calling others "not human"
Anonymous No.717569336
>>717556668
Anon.............................
Anonymous No.717569382
>>717557016
Nigga it's the only game worth a damn on that shit console, I would hope it has as many sales as the Switch 2.
Anonymous No.717569402
>>717556068 (OP)
>thinking the creators of a japanese children's book know anything about western memes
This angle might just be your dumbest one yet.
Anonymous No.717569414
>>717556801
Magnificent
Anonymous No.717569426
>>717556801
Saved
Anonymous No.717569428
>>717568628
Luigibros...
Anonymous No.717569506 >>717569832
>>717556068 (OP)
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!!!
Anonymous No.717569568 >>717569636 >>717569931 >>717580124
Threads like this make me miss the IP counter. Why the fuck did they remove it again?
Anonymous No.717569609
>>717561648
Sovlless
Anonymous No.717569636 >>717569817 >>717569824
>>717569568
The spics from their cuckold containment thread on /a/ are samefagging this thread to death.
Anonymous No.717569671 >>717569817
>>717567619
Where does this word come from. You are so alone using it.
Anonymous No.717569709
>>717556801
Mario... will never recover from this, ain't he?
Anonymous No.717569745
>>717567619
>look ma, I kept spamming the same threads and samefagging in them. Are you proud of me?
Anonymous No.717569793
I don't feel so good Nintenbros.
Anonymous No.717569817
>>717569671
It's a retard spic-ism from dragon ball cucks and cuckolds >>717569636
Anonymous No.717569824 >>717569907
>>717569636
>The entire internet is mocking Mario right now because Nintendo said he and Peach are "just friends."
>"MUST BE /a/'S SPICS!"
When are you faggots going to admit Nintendo made a mistake, huh?
Anonymous No.717569832
>>717569506
They had to have known about this meme
Anonymous No.717569879 >>717582525
>>717556068 (OP)
>>717558618
>>717560721
>>717560825
>>717562017
>>717563185
>>717563539
I'll be honest with you guys, I always thought it was really strange that Mario and Peach were designated to separate hotel rooms that were an entire hallway apart from each other in Luigi's Mansion 3. They made it quite clear right then and there that they were never an item. And my instinct was right. Fuck Nutendo.
Anonymous No.717569907 >>717569968 >>717570019
>>717569824
>>The entire internet is mocking Mario right now because Nintendo said he and Peach are "just friends."
>>"MUST BE /a/'S SPICS!"
You have to be a newfag, 99% of those replies are phrases literally from the /a/spic thread.
Anonymous No.717569931 >>717570270
>>717569568
Because redditards like you use
>erm *pushes up glasses* It would appear the IP count didn't go up after your comment, looks like you're definitely samefagging and thus I've won the argument
whenever you're rightfully dunked for being a hyper-sensitive drone.
Anonymous No.717569934 >>717570061 >>717570257 >>717578114 >>717578270
Anonymous No.717569956
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
Anonymous No.717569958 >>717570126
He was right all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2np28mC5dYg&list=RD2np28mC5dYg&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.717569968 >>717569996
>>717569907
>baseless claim with no evidence
Done.
Anonymous No.717569992 >>717570061
>>717556801
Kek
>BANZAI B- I mean BOMBER BILL
Fucks sake, when did this happen?
Anonymous No.717569996
>>717569968
>>baseless claim with no evidence
>Le "Done."
That's another one. Who do you think you're fooling.
Anonymous No.717570019 >>717570208
>>717569907
Holy Fucking Schizo, are all Nintenfags this schizo?
Anonymous No.717570025
>>717557016
>Sell your first $80 game
>Make it $50 if you buy it with the console
>Make the console launch with nothing else so you may as well get the MK Bundle or wait
>WAOW LOOK AT THE ATTACH RATE, I GUESS $80 IS JUSTIFIED AFTER ALL!
Anonymous No.717570034 >>717570160
/dbs/ is the only place on this site that makes original content that doesn't come down to frog,s wojaks, or politics. Naturally, this infuriates people who have spent years only consuming frog, wojaks, and politics.
Anonymous No.717570061
>>717569934
>>717569992
>>717556068 (OP)
Anonymous No.717570087
>>717564540
Pauline was a child once, you fuxking nonce!
Anonymous No.717570094 >>717570143 >>717570281
No means NO, Mario!
Anonymous No.717570114
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
I kneel
Anonymous No.717570126 >>717583343
>>717569958
>10 million views
Even normies know Mario is a cuck now
Anonymous No.717570143 >>717570564
>>717570094
Okey Dokey!
Anonymous No.717570160
>>717570034
>/dbs/ is the only place on this site that makes original content that doesn't come down to frog,s wojaks, or politics. Naturally, this infuriates people who have spent years only consuming frog, wojaks, and politics.
Literally a lie. They have been spamming the same old retardation they made for years now. If they ever did anything original it's far from that at this point.
Anonymous No.717570178 >>717582513
>>717556668
i was playing smb on nes when i was like 4, but this just feels like indocrination
Anonymous No.717570208
>>717570019
>Spic deflection
Anonymous No.717570238
>>717556801
>MAMA F*CKER!!
lol
Anonymous No.717570251
autism the thread
Anonymous No.717570257
>>717569934
>>717556801
>>717556068 (OP)
Anonymous No.717570270 >>717570637 >>717570761
>>717569931
Nigger ever since they removed it obviouus same fagging has gotten worse. Look at threads like this. Hell, they should go further. Introduce thread IDs too. This board fucking deserves it
Anonymous No.717570274 >>717570325
>>717556801
Funny.
Anonymous No.717570281
>>717570094
Uh Bowserbros???
Anonymous No.717570309
>>717562017
Anonymous No.717570325
>>717570274
Samey.
Anonymous No.717570386 >>717570839 >>717570856 >>717585282
Here is what I propose for the next 3D Mario.
>Super Mario Solar Flare
>Mario and his family and friends take Mayor Pauline's private jet to Isle Delfino or one of the islands next door for a family and friends vacation
>Bowser's ex-wife frames Mario with an android version of him, Cyber Mario, who goes on a rampage, scaring the piantas and destroying their houses
>Mario's innocence is harder to prove, so he stays in jail for a while
>Mario is eventually bailed out of jail, and the player can switch to playing as him or one of his family members
>Cyber Mario tricks Mayor Pauline, Lady Pauline, and Peach into following him onto his ship, resulting in all three of them being kidnapped
>New Pauline uses a voxel construction device that looks similar to F.L.U.D.D. to build new houses for the piantas
>F.L.U.D.D. is an NPC that can be equipped in the post-game
>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
>Open-world island
>All of the characters are fully voice-acted, none of the characters speak gibberish
>Cinematic soap opera cutscenes
>Bowser and his ex-wife get re-married
>The feud between Mario and his family and friends and Bowser and his family finally ends
Anonymous No.717570471
>>717556551
nee, mario
kuchi wo ookiku akete!
Anonymous No.717570484 >>717570737 >>717575379
>>717556068 (OP)
>>717556801
>>717564106
Anonymous No.717570502
That's me face when i make that face
Anonymous No.717570553
>>717556801
Every switch 2 owner just killed themselves in unison
Anonymous No.717570564
>>717570143
Pfffffffthahahahahaaa
Anonymous No.717570619
>>717556801
Mario bros it's going to take a while to recover from this
Anonymous No.717570637 >>717570802 >>717570824
>>717570270
It could also just be that alot of people are discontent with Nintendo's horseshit as of late and are taking the piss, believing all criticism/shitposting being directed at you or your favorite company is ALL the work of just a small handful of 'samefagging trolls' is genuine mental illness.
Anonymous No.717570737
>>717570484
Sonic the gay cuck watches at the speed of sound.
Anonymous No.717570761 >>717571121
>>717570270
Calm down Tendie, Mario's a Cuck get over it
Anonymous No.717570802 >>717570970
>>717570637
Nigger he has actually been caught red handed same fagging before wehn he mass replies like this. We've had threads where he got banned and suddenly 20+ replies to a single post would vanish. We fucking know it's fake. You're not fooling anyone.
Anonymous No.717570824
>>717570637
NTA but No one's saying the entire thread is samefagging against Nintendo. Just the /dbs/ spic raid on that one post, it's a copypasta from there too.
Anonymous No.717570825
posting in a legendary thread!
Anonymous No.717570839 >>717571893
>>717570386
That's a horrible idea, but the name is especially horrendous.
Solar Flare, are you fucking kidding me?
THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING RING TO IT AT ALL YOU RAMPANTLY AUTISTIC CUNT
Anonymous No.717570856
>>717570386
based
Anonymous No.717570925
Glad I'm not a Tendie
Anonymous No.717570938 >>717571121 >>717571226
>All these tendies mad at people joking about fucking Mario of all things

Embarrassing.
Anonymous No.717570970 >>717571092
>>717570802
My god, if this is true, then we're gonna need your help to track him down anon. This ONE guy is singlehandedly bringing down Nintendo's reputation, this cannot stand.
Anonymous No.717571092 >>717571134
>>717570970
If it wasn't issue why are you so afraid of thread IDs?

Also, you'd be surprised how many threads/posts are made by the same shitposting retards (assuming you aren't one of them). I've had one of them straight up admit that he made over half of thre threads on /v/ and /vr/
Anonymous No.717571121 >>717571182 >>717571476
>>717570761
>>717570938
>Calm down Tendie, Mario's a Cuck get over it
>>All these tendies mad at people joking about fucking Mario of all things
>Embarrassing.
The fact you use "tendie" means you get irrationally mad when people always make fun of Sony's cuck failings. Projecting much?
Anonymous No.717571134 >>717571378
>>717571092
>I've had one of them straight up admit that he made over half of thre threads on /v/ and /vr/
honest question, are you retarded?
Anonymous No.717571169 >>717574901
>>717562017
Way to drain the fun out of it, kill yourself.
Anonymous No.717571182 >>717583464
>>717571121
snoys have no self awareness
Anonymous No.717571225
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.717571226
>>717570938
They're man children that can't take criticism, it's always been like this for them, but it's coming to a head with how bat shit stupid Nintendo has been the past few years.
Anonymous No.717571239 >>717575947 >>717585637
>>717557840
What does my sexy little cocksleeve need eyeliner for?
Anonymous No.717571275
>>717556551
LOL wtf
Anonymous No.717571304 >>717571484
Anonymous No.717571360
>>717567242
>what can I say except LETSA GO
kekooparoo
Anonymous No.717571378
>>717571134
Genuine question, are you a faggot?
Anonymous No.717571380 >>717571484 >>717571501
Anonymous No.717571476
>>717571121
Sony are faggots. But Tendies are extremely thin skinned. Shoot mad about a Mario cuck joke.
Anonymous No.717571482 >>717571565
An absolute zero.
I'm nobody's hero.
Anonymous No.717571484 >>717571541
>>717571304
>>717571380
>shitgon ball spic meme
Anonymous No.717571501
>>717571380
He'll never get Peach's Peach Feels Bad Man......
Anonymous No.717571541 >>717571567
>>717571484
>IESLB
Done.
Anonymous No.717571565
>>717571482
Kek
Anonymous No.717571567
>>717571541
You're automatically "IESLB", spic.
Anonymous No.717571582
>>717556801
Anonymous No.717571596 >>717571658
This thread reminds me of that other time he tried to get a "meme" started and it never caught on. I don't even remember what the actual meme was. That's how garbage he is at this.
Anonymous No.717571658
>>717571596
I don't know that meme with a Mario Movie trailer parody went on for awhile
Anonymous No.717571671
>Bowser cucks don't know that Bowser has been simping for Peach for decades and been getting rejected and beaten up by her constantly.
Anonymous No.717571673 >>717572787
Stop making fun of Mario NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.717571807
Thanks for the anti-tendie nukes, guys.
Anonymous No.717571850
>>717567481
Grow up, nintendie.
Anonymous No.717571893
>>717570839
How is the name "Solar Flare" horrendous?
It's like "Sunshine", but more powerful.
Anonymous No.717571968
>>717556916
Mario Du bois
Anonymous No.717572159 >>717572886
>>717556551
>B-Bowser-sama... You mean i got a LETTER from the PRINCESS to watch her RIMMING the new KING of mushroom kangdom...YOU???? during your OFFICIAL CORONATION? and that shes ALREADY PREGNANT??? because you guys were DOING IT when you brutaly KIDNAPPED her???? and she fell in LOVE with your SPIKY KOOPA COCK???? and that LUIGI has been already HANGUED for PLOTTING to SHOOT DR MARIO?? and PEACH signed his DEATH SENTENCE while giving YOU a SLOPPY BLOWJOB???? Mama mia... What-a can i say except YABBA DABBA WAHOO,
LETS-A GO
Anonymous No.717572240
What if, in the next 3D Mario, you could play as one of Mario's family members?
Anonymous No.717572787
>>717571673
He looks like he could beat the shit out of snoys
Anonymous No.717572886
>>717572159
get better material already /dbs/spic
>another samefag spam incoming
Anonymous No.717572976
>>717556916
>Mussolini Mario
Anonymous No.717573058
>>717556801
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://files.catbox.moe/a56efr.jpeg No.717573094
MAMA MIA!
Anonymous No.717573332
>>717556801
This? Funny.
Anonymous No.717573674
>>717556801
>Tien cuck hiding behind Krillin, Mario, AND RTHing himself
Sad.
Anonymous No.717573797 >>717582212
>>717556801
Tien KEKhan!
Anonymous No.717574054
>>717556801
>You're NOT gonna release a bunch of cool first party games for the rest of 2025?
>And the only exclusives are BASEDkey Kong and CRINGEperpunk 2077?
And Mario Kart World.
And Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment.
And Kirby Air Riders.

Shitposts are funny when they contain a kernel of truth. You are just assblasted
Anonymous No.717574227
>>717556801
Funnypoopy
Anonymous No.717574406 >>717574762
>>717563417
Isn't it confirmed that Pauline ends up in new donk city at the end of the DK game, implying that she grows up to be the same Pauline in odyssey? That would rule out her being mario's daughter
Anonymous No.717574460 >>717574542
>>717556353
>official YABBA DABA DOOOO!!!!
kekypow!!!
Anonymous No.717574539 >>717574850
>>717568350
Seethe, DBSposting is the best thing 4chan has created since Pepe the frog.
Anonymous No.717574542
>>717574460
THE TIMING
TO COINCIDE WITH INCEL MARIO ANNOUNCEMENT
IT'S PERFECT
Anonymous No.717574552 >>717574664
>>717556801
GODnic would never.
Anonymous No.717574602 >>717574743 >>717574850
>>717556801
/dbs/CHADS and their legacy memes won't die, ever.
Anonymous No.717574664 >>717574727
>>717574552
>GODnic would never.
Sonic got cucked by literally everyone in his comics. It's not just memes like that post.
Anonymous No.717574727 >>717574920 >>717588758
>>717574664
>Sonic got cucked by literally everyone in his co- ACK!
Anonymous No.717574743 >>717574790 >>717575895 >>717576625
>>717574602
What the hell happened to you guys? The threads got so slow
Anonymous No.717574762
>>717574406
I do believe that there can be generations of Paulines, just like how there are generations of Donkey Kongs.
Anonymous No.717574790 >>717576735
>>717574743
Jannies went crazy with power and banned everyone all the time.
Anonymous No.717574821
>>717556801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mav6BXbQQJg
Anonymous No.717574850
>>717574539
>>717574602
>Seethe, DBSposting is the best thing 4chan has created since Pepe the frog.
>/dbs/CHADS and their legacy memes won't die, ever.
You spics reached your "peak" almost a decade ago, and have been trying to ride that high ever since, only regurgitating shit since.
Anonymous No.717574901
>>717571169
What were you expecting to happen, 4cuckslutta? Mario is peak jakking material.
Anonymous No.717574920 >>717575158 >>717575379
>>717574727
>T. Sonic cuck, Cuck the hedgehog
Anonymous No.717574961
I think you could combine his basic smiling render with this one to create a true YIPPPIEEEE Mario face, this one looks like he's scared more than he's excited
Anonymous No.717575158 >>717575379
>>717574920
>Sonic cuck, Cuck the hedgehog
Geoffrey, Shadow, every else that is anywhere near Sally and my other love interests, don't fuck them again...
Anonymous No.717575178
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
Anonymous No.717575331 >>717582324
Anonymous No.717575379
>>717570484
>>717574920
>>717575158
Sonicbros...
Anonymous No.717575449 >>717576331 >>717576426 >>717576761 >>717582374
Anonymous No.717575560
>>717556916
>back when Mario was still a greasball plumber instead of some sanitized Disney humanoid with blue eyes
Anonymous No.717575582
>>717556801
I'm glad I don't care about the switch 2. A shame because I liked Pokemon SV, but a 450 bucks console and 80 bucks games is where I draw the line
Anonymous No.717575614
>>717556801
/dbs/ has been disastrous for 4chan.
Anonymous No.717575778
>>717557016
it's the only game on the console
Anonymous No.717575841
>>717556068 (OP)
>When the Bowser Bvll buys you a Switch 2 for being such good friends with the Princess Peach!
Anonymous No.717575895 >>717576547
>>717574743
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/280831413/
THIS RAID
was the final straw.
Jannies
now require
email verification
to post files
NO horse fucking anymore.
HAVE this
CHAD goat
BTW, they ban every other poster now, regardless of what they posted.
Anonymous No.717575947 >>717575987
>>717571239
she's way too mature for her age
specially on her bush
Anonymous No.717575969
This thread would've turned out hilarious if it was like 2008 instead
Anonymous No.717575987
>>717575947
FUCKING finally. Thanks for answering. Do you mean she has a THICK bush?
Anonymous No.717576136 >>717576175
Anonymous No.717576175 >>717576212 >>717576805
>>717576136
Anonymous No.717576212
>>717576175
Anonymous No.717576331
>>717575449
This is abuse
Anonymous No.717576370
>>717556801
KWAB
Anonymous No.717576426 >>717576573
>>717575449
Uh. Mario bros... Why is our hero jobbing to a TODDLER??
Anonymous No.717576492
>>717556068 (OP)
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE FINALLY A MARIO PRODUCT FOR ME TO AGE REGRESS WITH LIKE A MOTHERFLIPPING BOSS!!!! NOW I CAN RELIVE THE HAPPY DAYS BEFORE MY DAD RAPED ME, BING BING YAHOO!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.717576547
>>717575895
Did they learn nothing from deleting /qa/? They want people to make another shitty website but with DB spics instead of basedjacks?
Anonymous No.717576573
>>717576426
Mario's clearly tanking it for fun. He gives children happiness.
Anonymous No.717576625 >>717576653 >>717576772 >>717576905 >>717582638
>>717574743
ignore the other fags dragon ball daiper was so bad it killed the franchise deader than toriyama
Anonymous No.717576653
>>717576625
>cope
Anonymous No.717576680
>>717556801
100% agree
Anonymous No.717576686 >>717576736
>>717563546
Anonymous No.717576735
>>717574790
Based. /dbs/ is an abomination.
Anonymous No.717576736 >>717576836
>>717576686
>sharty samefag
Anonymous No.717576761
>>717575449
>vegeta_crying_like_a_little_bitch.mp4
Anonymous No.717576772 >>717582638
>>717576625
Toriyama dying, the shitty dragon ball shitper manga, and stuff is a contributing factor, but the rest is also true.
Anonymous No.717576805
>>717576175
mario when he have to pretend the partner and indie showcases were exciting
Anonymous No.717576836
>>717576736
>make one post ITT
>immediately get called a samefag
geg
Anonymous No.717576878
my mario could beat up your mario
Anonymous No.717576905
>>717576625
oh and don't forget SHITking SHITro being so bad everyone pretends it doesn't exist kek
Anonymous No.717577146 >>717578028
>>717558618
alt version
Anonymous No.717577286
>>717556801
Fucking lul, it's always funny to dab on Tendies
Anonymous No.717577609
>>717568628
Tallchads always win.
Anonymous No.717577841
>>717556068 (OP)
lmfao wtf is that video
Anonymous No.717577874
>>717556668
>literal baby toys
welp, I don't know what to say anon.
Anonymous No.717577951
>>717558618
Anonymous No.717578028
>>717577146
Looks like one of those toilet seat covers.
Anonymous No.717578106
WOWZAAA!
Anonymous No.717578114
>>717569934
Who's that to Piccolo's left supposed to be? Yajirobe on stilts?
Anonymous No.717578270
>>717569934
>Cucku
Anonymous No.717578368
>>717557016
>people play literally the only game on the console
>tendies consider this a win
Anonymous No.717578456
DO TENDIES REALLY?


AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Anonymous No.717579078
>>717556551
>It's Mariover
Anonymous No.717579278
>>717556068 (OP)
>>717556353
>>717556551
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
>>717556801
TOP KEK
TENDIES IN SHAMBLES
Anonymous No.717579367
>>717556551
>>717556801
>>717557889
>>717558618
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
:O
Anonymous No.717579479 >>717579514
Anonymous No.717579496 >>717579605
>>717560565
Peach still loves him. Mario is nothing but a simp, only there to gas her up and give her attention in exchange for nothing.
Anonymous No.717579514
>>717579479
what the FUCK
Anonymous No.717579605 >>717579707
>>717579496
>Peach still loves him. Mario is nothing but a simp, only there to gas her up and give her attention in exchange for nothing.
More like the opposite. Peach rejects and harms Bowser repeatedly in canon, some of those times is because she wants Mario instead. Stick to your delusions retard.
Anonymous No.717579707 >>717579747
>>717579605
>Peach rejects and harms Bowser repeatedly in canon
She's forced by script, in reality she is in love with him.
Anonymous No.717579747 >>717579906
>>717579707
>>Peach rejects and harms Bowser repeatedly in canon
>She's forced by script, in reality she is in love with him.
>T. Bowser.
Anonymous No.717579874 >>717580247
no way you are all above 15 and fighting over mario lmao

come on
Anonymous No.717579906 >>717580006
>>717579747
Cope more, little sister. I used to be like you as well, then I grew up and opened my eyes.
Anonymous No.717580006 >>717580162
>>717579906
>Cope more, little sister. I used to be like you as well, then I grew up and opened my eyes.
And you keep speaking delusions and talking about non existent scripts.
Bowser is as much of a cuck as you think of other people. He's been trying for decades and got nothing but rejections, being an incel (especially in movie), and beatdowns by who he likes.
Anonymous No.717580124
>>717569568
>more than 1 person replies to post I don't like = AIEEEEE SAMEFAG SAMEFAG SAVE ME JANNY WHERE'S THE DOWNVOTE BUTTON
Kekaroonie
Anonymous No.717580162 >>717580304
>>717580006
Bowser is gay, as some other anon stated before. But you're digressing from the discussion. The point is, Mario is still an orbiter to Peach, who's in love with Bowser.
Anonymous No.717580247
>>717579874
I MUST DEFEND NINTENDO AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY NO MATTER HOW STUPID NO MATTER HOW IRRELEVANT THE POINT
Anonymous No.717580304
>>717580162
>Bowser is gay, as some other anon stated before. But you're digressing from the discussion. The point is, Mario is still an orbiter to Peach,
Bowser's whole thing is to be an annoying orbiter that'll never have Peach.
>who's in love with Bowser.
Are you going to spam this delusion now? You going to deflect to scripts you made up again?
Anonymous No.717581742 >>717581975 >>717581992 >>717582206
It's okay to be a cuck.
Anonymous No.717581975
>>717581742
Mario isn't a cuck, he's a simp. You can't be cucked by someone who doesn't love you.
Anonymous No.717581992
>>717581742
Mariobro...
Anonymous No.717582041
samefag thread

Yawn
Anonymous No.717582046 >>717582165
Is there a reason why brown people make cuckoldry/infidelity their only personality and hobbies on the internet?
Anonymous No.717582073
>>717556068 (OP)
Is Mario the first cuck in the history of videogames?
Anonymous No.717582087
>>717557016
why are online lobbies empty if everyone bought this?
Anonymous No.717582165 >>717582209 >>717582389
>>717582046
>Is there a reason why brown people make cuckoldry/infidelity their only personality and hobbies on the internet?
cuckoldry is a white man's thing
Anonymous No.717582206
>>717581742
Bowserbro...
Anonymous No.717582209 >>717582475
>>717582165
but the white man cucked your ancestors so hard it created hispanics in the americas pablo
Anonymous No.717582212 >>717582661
>>717573797
Anonymous No.717582263
>>717563417
>>717563185
It would be based as fuck if Peach simply rejected him so many times he got back with his first GF
Anonymous No.717582324
>>717575331
Mariose
Anonymous No.717582336
>>717556668
>t.
Anonymous No.717582374
>>717575449
What I find sad is that this is way more primitive than stretching and bending Mario's face in Mario 64. It's like we've gone backwards.
>buh buh it's just a cheap mobile app who cares
then why did you get it for your kid when Mario 64 is right there?
Anonymous No.717582389 >>717582475
>>717582165
>omega genocide
good the weak should fear the stron

>omg slaves got whipped every now and then???

I MUST LIVE WITH THE GUILT

OF

MY

ANCESTORS

BLM NIGGER CHAN PLEASE RAPE ME AND STEAL EVERYTHING FROM MY STORE WE DESERVE IT
Anonymous No.717582409 >>717583015
>>717564106
Anonymous No.717582456
>>717560149
>trying to
they aren't trying to, he IS. He's bigger than Mickey ever was right now.
Anonymous No.717582475 >>717582553
>>717582209
>>717582389
>immediately obsessed with cuckoldry and a schizo meltdown
As I said, white people.
Anonymous No.717582513
>>717570178
I think the most I ever got in terms of mascot merch was a Sonic lunchbox in 2nd grade. This is clearly merch for the parents to dress their kids up in.
Anonymous No.717582525 >>717583026
>>717569879
That's more believable than having Peach and Mario share a room and inviting a wave of art of them fucking in their room whilst Luigi is in the other room just happily reading a book to his pet ghost dog.
Anonymous No.717582535
BLACK.LIVES.HEKKIN.MATTER
Anonymous No.717582553
>>717582475
what are you talking about, this thread is full of /dbs/ spics reposting their memes to be about mario
Anonymous No.717582638
>>717576625
>>717576772
One piece is beating Dragon ball even harder in the charts because of this. Also DB's latest movie flopped hard to one piece's latest one.
Anonymous No.717582659 >>717582727
>>717556801
KEKAROO TUCKING PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT BROS SO FUCKING FUNNY LLLLAAWWWWLLLLL DUDE
Anonymous No.717582661
>>717582212
doctored footage. this is the canon version
Anonymous No.717582665
>>717556068 (OP)
hoho
Anonymous No.717582692 >>717582859 >>717582957 >>717584586
>>717556801
>Spics humour
Anonymous No.717582727
>>717582659
>least obvious samefag
Anonymous No.717582852
more like the shitch 2 lmao.
Anonymous No.717582859 >>717582957 >>717582979 >>717583704
>>717582692
>he can't tell it's a samefag and a couple of retards
Anonymous No.717582873
>>717556801
LMAO
Put me in the screencap!
Anonymous No.717582957 >>717583463 >>717583704
>>717582692
>>717582859
Really that tilted over Nintendo getting made fun of, huh?
Anonymous No.717582979
>>717582859
The samecuck makes it too obvious.
Anonymous No.717583015 >>717589743
>>717582409
>Forever alone Bowser cuck delusions.
Anonymous No.717583018 >>717583463
>/v/ dabing on any other company.
>Tendies: "Natural post engagement, chuds! Nintendo won!"
>/v/ dabing on Nintendo
>Tendies: "STOP THE SAMEFAGGING NINTENDO CAN'T BE MADE FUN OF STOOOOPPPP HELP ME NIGGERMAN!"
Anonymous No.717583026 >>717583278
>>717582525
Luigi is genuinely winning though, he owns the multiple villas that they would do the dirty in
Anonymous No.717583241
>>717556068 (OP)
The final thing Peach sees before she's vored by Mario?
Anonymous No.717583250
Mama Mia...
Anonymous No.717583278
>>717583026
The Year of Luigi never ended...
Anonymous No.717583279
>>717556801
Based.
Anonymous No.717583341
>>717556801
Funny
Anonymous No.717583343
>>717570126
What is up with Mario threads not often popping but when they do they bring absolute gold content in /v/?

This is still what I consider the best Mario thread
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/523313053
Anonymous No.717583463
>>717582957
>>717583018
>>/v/ dabing on any other company.
>>Tendies: "Natural post engagement, chuds! Nintendo won!"
>>/v/ dabing on Nintendo
>>Tendies: "STOP THE SAMEFAGGING NINTENDO CAN'T BE MADE FUN OF STOOOOPPPP HELP ME NIGGERMAN!"
You're doing a shitty job trying to cover up those clone-like replies, snoy. >>717556801 Nearly all of them originate to the /dbs/ meme
(one involves constantly samefagging your own posts which they call RTH)
Anonymous No.717583464 >>717583584
>>717571182
calm down, your leakage is flooding the building!
Anonymous No.717583584
>>717583464
>fantasizing about others leaking
Anonymous No.717583606
>>717556801
Kek. What the fuck?
Anonymous No.717583610
MARIOOOO
BE BETTER!
Anonymous No.717583696
post-discord /v/ is so boring
Anonymous No.717583704
>>717582859
>>717582957
No, i don't like this "immature" humour of your kind, it felt artificial
Anonymous No.717583709
>>717556801
Anonymous No.717583768
>>717556801
Absoultely based.
Anonymous No.717583812 >>717583952
sometimes i wish i was a low IQ brownoid like 99% of /v/ so I can find this brainrot funny
Anonymous No.717583813 >>717584380 >>717584427
>>717556068 (OP)
Anonymous No.717583851
>NO I CAN'T LOSE! SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY! HAHA THAT WILL TEACH THEM
Anonymous No.717583865
>>717556801
Why is literally more than half of this someone shitting their pants over high Switch 2 sales.
Anonymous No.717583919
>>717556801
Last great /dbs/ import.
Anonymous No.717583952
>>717583812
alcohol is right there
Anonymous No.717583978
>>717561289
>a 4 year old would be illiterate
They're not Americans.
Anonymous No.717584060 >>717584570 >>717584604 >>717584721 >>717585554
Shouldn't Tendies be mad at Nintendo for making such a bad decision?
It's clearly a step backward after years of hinting at a Mario and Peach relationship, only to give in to West and Anita Sarkeesian after all these years.
Anonymous No.717584380 >>717584427
>>717583813
Yes, the Japanese basically categorize every aspect of their society in terms of Shoyu, Shio, Miso, and Tonkotsu.
Anonymous No.717584427
>>717583813
>>717584380
>Yes, the Japanese basically categorize every aspect of their society in terms of Shoyu, Shio, Miso, and Tonkotsu.
Anonymous No.717584495
>>717556551
yup sΓΆytendo is back
Anonymous No.717584570
>>717584060
It's not even "hinted" at, it's blatantly obvious. Nintendo being a family friendly company they are not gonna have Mario and Peach french kissing on screen or be shown together naked under the blanked in bed after sex.

This character assassination is puzzling, it's not like anyone even cared, completely unnecessary
Anonymous No.717584586
>>717582692
>tumblr humour
Anonymous No.717584604
>>717584060
Anita won so hard that isn't even funny anymore.
Even Nintendo bows to her.
Anonymous No.717584715
will this be a powerup in the new 3d mario game? you pick up a switch console and he makes that face?
Anonymous No.717584721 >>717584875
>>717584060
Nah, that's just a FRIENDSHIP KISS.
Don't you also kiss your bros on the cheek? Every homie does that!
Anonymous No.717584750 >>717585131
Why do spics love cuckoldry so much bros? Is it a genetic/generational trauma from their ancestors getting bleached by Spaniard conquistadors?
Anonymous No.717584867
>>717556801
Anonymous No.717584875
>>717584721
The 100% version has Peach cover Mario's entire face with kisses.
Anonymous No.717584992
>>717556801
Anonymous No.717584995 >>717586384
Nintendo derangement syndrome thread
Anonymous No.717585020 >>717586384
>>717556801
This dumb samefag post doesn't even know the Switch 2025 lineup and gets it wrong.
Anonymous No.717585069
IM GONNA

IM GONNA

SUGOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
Anonymous No.717585086
>>717556668
this was miyamoto's vision from the start
Anonymous No.717585131
>>717584750
even their women don’t want them, its hilarious
Anonymous No.717585134
Anonymous No.717585208
>>717556801
kek
Anonymous No.717585243
10/10 thread.
Anonymous No.717585282
>>717570386
>>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
why
Anonymous No.717585419
>ohhh im a tendie cuck, yes im a tendie cuck
Anonymous No.717585442 >>717586103
Hermanos......
Anonymous No.717585554
>>717584060
Because NOA is retarded, the jap version doesn't have them as "just friends".
Anonymous No.717585595
I hate wops
Anonymous No.717585637
>>717571239
Cute but that's MY wife you're talking about
Anonymous No.717585667 >>717586382
>>717556668
>I want the blocks.
>LITERAL toddler toys
Anonymous No.717585840
0/10 thread.
Anonymous No.717586103
>>717585442
Primo, aguas nos separan. Mi canoa se jodiΓ³.
Anonymous No.717586382
>>717556668
>>717585667
The blocks in the bottom middle look like the only merch that any age can get since it's literally just the characters.
Anonymous No.717586384 >>717586518
>>717584995
>>717585020
Anonymous No.717586492
500
Anonymous No.717586518
>>717586384
>T.
Anonymous No.717586582 >>717587020
Was this thread worth 500 replies, and then you complain about the state of this board
Anonymous No.717586883
We did it South America bros, we samefagged this thread to 500 posts!
Anonymous No.717587020
>>717586582
samefagging thread
Anonymous No.717588563
>>717556551
'em on 'ario
Anonymous No.717588726
>>717556801
okay now... this is PRETTY based!
put me in the reddit screen cap
Anonymous No.717588758
>>717574727
Anonymous No.717588818
>>717556801
Sametroon post
Anonymous No.717588848
mods sticky this shit
Anonymous No.717588916
>>717560721
>>717560772
>>717560825
Anonymous No.717589383 >>717589619
Tendies would fit right in with /dbs/.
Anonymous No.717589548
Will you look at that. Mario's NOT a cuck after all. He won?!
Anonymous No.717589619
>>717589383
>Tendies would fit right in with /dbs/.
No one fits in with the shit spics, not even snoys (even though 1 snoy reposted some of their memes).
Anonymous No.717589717
>>717568003
>They aren't retconning any of it.
>your cope drivel vs. what's happening in the games and movies and nintendo literally saying that they are friends
>nintendo today app is just reusing profiles that are many years old
>where did they copy it from then?
They copied the profile pages off the old nintendo site.
You are also calling literal facts "cope" because you're seething. That official animation of game Mario Peach mutual love was way after odyssey. Movies also support them too.
Anonymous No.717589743
>>717583015
Based Mario.