>>717563437 (OP)
because that's the target audience?

>>717563437 (OP)
This would have never happened if Abe survived

it's fine. he can get back with his ex

>>717564497
it's not fine, pauline is boring shit and players weren't saving her ass 100 times and she doesn't look like this. cope picture. cope post

>>717563437 (OP)
We don't know for sure yet.

>>717564497
mario is like a weird uncle
Pauline is thankful but wouldn't do mario

>>717563437 (OP)
Have you seen the fan base?

>>717564235
That's why they killed him (and blame some random autist who still isn't even locked up btw.)

>>717565165
Yes we do, which is why you made this cope picture

>>717564497
even this off model fanart of pauline looks boring and shit compared to peach

>>717563437 (OP)
Accuracy. He's Italian.

>mario fan comic
>it follows the trope of mario getting high off shrooms, mario living in a fantasy land, or mario getting cucked.

>>717566269
shitalians BTFO'd

>>717563667
fpbp
/thread

>seething is my entire personality
Must suck, OP

>>717566269
Yet liberals cry there's no nonwhite representation in videogames

>>717566468
>coping is my entire personality
Average tendoid

>>717566468
keep watching with your ears blocked while nintendo panders more and more and more to women and changes all their iconic characters in the process

>>717563667
/thread

>>717565165
Isn’t Pikachu the Japanese Mickey Mouse?

>>717567124
This but snoys and PC vegans.
>>717567182
Two more weeks?

>>717563437 (OP)
That's their target audience

>>717564497
Both are Italians. They are made for each other.

>>717567327
No?

Keeping characters single/relationship ambiguous has proven to be better for branding. Nintendo wants Mario to be as much of a "blank slate" as possible

>>717564497
I want to see Bowser kidnap Pauline and Mario enter "I am a no longer fucking around" mode.

>>717567442
Look at this and tell me that Bananza Pauline is not Mario and Mayor Pauline's daughter.

>>717563437 (OP)
Because Nintendo understands that shitalians shouldn't breed with White(cap mushroom) women.

if we didn't force sega to alter movie sonic's design then the movie would've flopped, the mario movie would never be made and hollywood wouldn't get their grubby hands on mario and poisoning nintendo's mind

>>717564235
lincoln?

>>717567575
>black censorship bra
really? they looked at that and thought it was sexualized?

>>717567921
I think that might be a shirt.

>>717563437 (OP)
AHAHAHAHHAHA Oh no no no MarioBros...........

>>717563437 (OP)
Japan is always 10 years behind America, culturally speaking. This is them trying to catch up to the "woke train" that already crashed and burned in America.

>>717565165
Schizo as this is, I like the idea of Mario being the Japanese Mickey Mouse, because that would make Luigi the Japanese Goofy.
>taller than the main focus character
>gets to have romantic partners
>just as beloved by fans but treated like a joke in-universe

Modern Nintendo is trying very hard to be Disney, and that means copying everything Disney does. This is why their latest game is a shit knock-off of Wreck it Ralph, which itself was an "homage" to DK.

Disney has been emasculating its male characters for the past 20 years, so Nintendo is doing the same as to not be "left behind".

>>717567258
BALD

>>717565165
>>717567575
>it's the pauline daughter schizo again
today I will remind them

>>717568514
Not yet.

>>717568207
who would that make their donald duck? yoshi or wario?
Has enough successful offshoots.

>>717563437 (OP)
Wait a minute that mario...yabba dabba doo

>>717563437 (OP)
Why do they cuck my childhood heroes

>>717563437 (OP)

Fucking Idiot. Mario already fucked Pauline.

>>717563437 (OP)
I genuinely can't believe you're trying to sping that japanese mario kids book as soemthing serious. You have completely lost it.

Because he is?
>Luigi faces his fears and saves Mario over and over again
>Wario is a greedy jew who gets the job done
>Waluigi gets quirky with the bitches
Meanwhile what does Mario do? Sit in his cuck chair, that’s what. He’s not super.

>>717563437 (OP)
LMFAOOOO

>>717568936
Imagine still being this ass blasted about pauline jr. and still having the audacity to call others and idiot. Why the shit do you spam your autism in every fucking thread?

>>717563185
>>717556353
>>717556068
>>717562017
>>717556551
I always thought it was really strange that they were designated to two different hotel rooms way far away from each other in Luigi's Mansion 3. Guess the instinct was right. Fuck Nutendo.

>>717568514
It's just Mariofags coping, NuNintendo is going to turn Mario into an even more child friendly franchise, that means no relationships for anyone.

>>717563437 (OP)
Anyone else feel like Nintendo is on some war path to sabotaging themselves this generation? Quite amazing actually

>>717569052
Meanwhile you got all the bitches creaming themselves over his Paper equivalent's stache.
A piece of fucking paper gets more ass than the genuine article.

>>717569379
Paper mario is a fucking chad

>>717569210
That Anon was not me.
I do not insult people, I am well-mannered.
I provide my theories to other Anons who are confused, and I back up my theories with infographics that I create based on logic and pattern recognition.

>>717568936
Wahoo! Let's a go to Epstein Island! Yippeee!

>>717569315
I'm enjoying every bit of it, this trainwreck has been hilarious since the first Switch 2 Direct

>>717569448
If you are not the original pauline jr. fag then I refuse to believe you are anything but a troll

>>717563437 (OP)
>>717569052
>>717569220
>Why aren't these children's video game characters ACTIVELY FUCKING?
What is wrong with you?

>>717569623
I am the Pauline III theorist.
I am speculating, and making theories, like Nintendo asked.
I am not a troll.

>>717569759
Could have fooled me.

>>717569379
All Mario's are the same Mario.
>b-b-but paper ja...
Doesn't count.

>>717563667
trvke

>>717569682
I thought they were already actively fucking as a kid from Baby Mario alone. No need to shame sex and intimacy between two loving adults, this is why zoomers only associate it with porn now.

>>717569682
Yes, everyone should get friend zoned

>>717564497
entering an era of mario x pauline as the default would be beyond hilarious
imagine if nintendo actually pushed it seriously for just like 2 or 3 games
people would go crazy

>>717565259
>Pauline is thankful but wouldn't do mario
What do you mean? She is the most like person who would do the mario.

Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now. Just like that!

>>717565259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0

The anti-Nintendo doomporn is just so contrived at this point. Pic related. It's garbage that gets no genuine engagement.

Are any of you even real people, or are you just bots?

Nintendo is doing fine.

Is Geno the Messiah of the Mushroom Kingdom?

>>717569976
Why doesn't it count?

>>717570651
Mama Mia.................

>>717568770
Yoshi is clearly Pluto.

>>717570574
kek

>>717570694
Because it's sovless and that it implies that everything that happens in paper mario also happens to regular mario.

>>717563437 (OP)
Humiliation ritual.

>>717570678
geno is just one of the star gods of the mario world.
The mario mythology is obviously polytheistic, you see the other star deities in the early mario party and paper marios.

>>717563437 (OP)
Peach is for bbc

>>717568556
>Why 13 specifically
So they picked that exact age deliberately? Let's see
>2025 - 13 = 2012
>2012 was touted as the year the world was going to end
>end of the world = start of a new one
>Bananza is a total reboot, all references to previous games like DKC2 and Odyssey are superficial.
Okay theory done.

>>717570975
Ah that's correct.
I forgot about the other funky star spirits.

>>717568770
The closest would have to be DK, at least with how the one from Rare-onward has more of a friendly or rival relationship

>>717570651
Of course Nintendo is doing fine. They've built up enough of a nest egg that they could ritualistically kill a small child in Time Square every week for the next 5 years instead of making video games and not get hurt by it. Doesn't mean that they aren't release gor-bage in the meantime.

>>717563437 (OP)
So they can copyright Mario basedjacks and make a fortune off NFT's

>>717563437 (OP)
>Why is Nintendo working tirelessly to reband Mario as a betafag loser icon?
So that they can later desperately show that mario is not a loser because Miyamoto heard a japanese kid say mario was lame and decides spending a gorillion dollars making mario cool is a smart thing to do..

>>717563667
This but unironically