Thread 717568672

FBI OPEN UP

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR DOWNLOADING GAMECUBE ROMS

But officer, I only emulate PS3.

>gamecube
>roms

>>717568672 (OP)
IT"S A GAMEBOY ROM NOT GAME CUBE LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

McPoliceArrestingTheHamburgler.webm

>>717568672 (OP)
BUT I'M TRANS!

>>717568672 (OP)
in the future you will be able to generate roms at home with ai, making the whole point moot

is that a mcdonalds logo

>>717568976
meal team six

>>717568672 (OP)
NOOO
I can't let them know I'm playing Pokemon Channel.

>>717568672 (OP)
I have a letter from my uncle from japan saying that your operation is null and void.
He works for the cybercops

>>717568924
>BUT I'M TRANS!
O-ok, *13 warning shots to the back of your head*.

FUCK YOU PIG!!

>>717568672 (OP)
>mcdonalds police
Do they really?

>>717568672 (OP)
But sir I'm innocent the gamecube has no games!

>>717568976
Some police stations in the southern US are sponsored now. The one in my area is sponsored by some bitcoin startup.

>>717568672 (OP)
why the fuck does america have it's own mcdonalds police force?

>>717569170
Ronald just decided to start a paramilitary organization for some reason.

>>717569071
Is that fuckin' Adi Shanksaar?

>>717569162
HOW SWEET THE SOUND, I mean taste.

>>717568672 (OP)
>when you forget to pay for your burger loicence on time

>>717569162
Americans are fucked

>>717569162
Techno Feudalistbros will eating good real soon

>>717569162
That is the darkest shit I've read. We are beyond fucked when we start seeing ads all over officer uniforms like racecars

>>717569162
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! wtf?

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK DO AMERICAN COPS REALLY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>717569162
OOOOO-OOH SAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE

>>717569162
Please delete this you're making america look bad

>>717569162
Fucking lol. Imagine getting swatted by some pigs with a shitcoin logo on their riot shields.

>>717569162
For fucks sake tell me this is a joke.

>>717568672 (OP)
Ermmmm OP it's actually ISO files

>>717569162
what happens if the criminal runs inside of a mcdonalds?

>>717569162
I can't believe people actually believe this.

You people are beyond retarded. Jesus Christ.

>>717568672 (OP)
HANDS IN THE AIR SCUMBAG, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR PIRATING PS5 GAMES!

>>717569869
I think the fact people believed this immediately shows how much faith people have in american police

>>717569950
No. It's just that you're all retarded mouth breathers that have no concept of how the law works and how something like that would be utterly impossible.

>>717569869
>>717569869
We're watching a webm of an officer with a fucking mcdonalds logo, of course people believe it

>>717570005
Like I said, you people are beyond fucking retarded.

>YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR DOWNLOADING (*defunct non-purchasable product*)

The day I become a cop killer.

>>717569950
would you be surprised if it actually happened?

>>717569980
Do you have any more police getting rekt webms?

>>717569838
Individual McDonalds are franchises. Basically they rent the intellectual property and access to logistics, so it's not 'technically' the property of the main corporate office.

>>717569950
I think it's more worrying how quick anons are to believe posts on fucking 4chan.

>>717570045
No, your country is beyond embarrassing. Eat the big mac faggot.

>>717569980
"American houses are made from cardboard" fags in shambles.

>>717569950
>webm of police officer with McDondald logo on his shirt
>"why do people believe a post saying police is getting sponsored by private companies????"
A mystery indeed

>>717570048
They don't even bust people for monetizing pirated games on twitch for content on a daily basis. Why are you going straight to killing cops over it?

Just here to mention that that is an Australian police man.
You are all deeply retarded, and predictable.

>>717570279
You have proofs of that claim, right?

>>717570135
>Game lets you manipulate elements

>>717570167
If I read something and I agree with the thing I just read then it is true faggot

>>717569980
Why did he get thrown like a smash character

>>717570347
Only foolish cops would try to arrest a wizard level 100.

>>717569162
Wonder Bread logo over the squadcar windshield when?

>>717570279
haha, I already knew that it was from a QLD drug bust but I was simply acting retarded as a form of bait haha...

>>717569985
It's never been closer to happening

>>717570414
Are you that one guy? You know, the one with the deforestation commissions?

20 seconds later...

Careful what you wish for piggy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmyvnPl9mTQ

>>717570459
He only does AI now.

>>717570496
A shame. But understandable.

>>717570241
>obvious TV show skit
>"durr it on camera must be real"
European education

>>717570107
I thought they also rented out the land the franchise is built on, effectively owning the property

>>717570189
What are they even doing?

>>717570310
Use Google next time, retard
https://youtu.be/k6da8UUu7Ms?si=EdFieri9kKhzmm5R

>>717570551
No, that's usually owned by a landlord that owns the entire commercial zone. It's why they got rid of the unique restaurant designs. Makes it easier to repurpose into something else.

>>717570607
So, does McDonald's sponsor cops in Australia?

>>717570607
Kangaroos, explain yourselves.

>>717570607
When I grow up, I want to be a successful drug dealer!

>>717568672 (OP)
McDonad's FBI?

>>717570347
Where the fuck was this?

Also,
>when you cast mud ground spell in Age of Wonders 1

>>717570347
Does that paper have a Sonichu drawing? *gasp* Could it be? A practitioner of 'the merge' magic?

>>717570789
>>717570739
looked it up. plainclothes cop, wearing a sports jersey under the vest. McDicks just happens to sponsor the team on the jersey he was wearing.

>>717569619
Yeah, he's full of shit. Corporations can't directly offer sponsorships like that to police forces. That'd be a huge conflict of interest. They can and do make donations but that's it. Also a quick bit of Googling showed this shit came from a reddit thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/8xcvy5/open_up_mcdonalds_police/
For one thing, those aren't even American police, they're Australian.
>Probably an undercover officer who didn’t change between assignments. I once saw a cop in a Carphone Warehouse (UK mobile phone shop) uniform arrest a dude at the bank I worked at years ago. I was desperate and it was a temp job
>This is police in Australia. The door was reinforced and they just wear regular t-shirts. It's from an episode of drugs Inc about meth. Season 7 I believe.
Muricans once again living rent free in your heads

>>717571038
Fag

>>717570958
T-trannny.
https://youtu.be/XeorNDXISds

>>717570958
>Where the fuck was this?
Agincourt

>>717571058
>HAHAHA LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING AMERIFAT COPS AMERIFAT IS FAAAAT
>Those are Australian cops
>S-s-shut up fag!

>>717569162
They should start working ad reads into Miranda warnings.

>>717571038
>That'd be a huge conflict of interest.
Since when it became problem for America?
Didn't your new chief of security leveled off all restrictions and limits for cops.

>>717571204
We were all having a good time shitposting until you fagged it up by posting faggy reddit comments, fag.

>>717571058
Why are you mad?

Okay explain the mcdonalds logo on the cops uniform

>>717571127
kek

>>717571254
Chimping out over your own headcanon is pretty common on reddit. You might like it there.