Thread 717573287

when will it get a remaster?

>>717573287 (OP)
it got one in 2019 for Switch

>>717573369
no I want something with more effort

favorite JENOVA form?

>>717573564
Sephiroth's mom

>>717573287 (OP)
It won't
Square execs are too retarded to differentiate between something fans want, and what they want fans to want
So because the "remake" trilogy will be a substantial net loss, they are likely incapable of seeing that a remaster would at least be a decent bit of free money
>>717573369
That buggy port that square bummed off some mods made from an outsider, that crashes often enough does not count

>>717573542
Then there’s remake for you

>>717573831
no. that's like wanting a Coca-Cola and you get a red Gatorade instead

>>717573287 (OP)
doesn't need one, square is incapable of making one

>>717573287 (OP)
It already got them. You'll never get more than higher res models, as they lost the backgrounds. Unless you're willing to settle for AI upscaled backgrounds (ew).

>>717573895
Then you'll have to make do with the original.

>>717573287 (OP)
1998 for pc

>>717574038
it wouldn't be impossible to just remake all of the backgrounds manually

>>717573931
Ff6 remake would need 30 years

>>717574173
what's stopping you

>>717573287 (OP)
they are already milking this game dry

>>717573287 (OP)
here for years now.

if someone can just remove all the faggot 7R stuff from Shinra Archeology Cut we'll have the perfect translation too.

>>717574381
funding and time.
if I had even half the resources that nomura had I would make the best remake ever in 1 game. I don't know how how that retard shit out such atrocious garbage.

>>717573287 (OP)
Wishing for a SquareEnix remaster is stupid. They can't even do simple ports right half the time and literally EVERY remaster or "remake" they have ever made has been terrible. Lazy, blurry, clashing art assets, awful text choices.... they absolutely SUCK at "updating" their games.

>>717573895
And it will be defended to the death by people who would have loved it no matter what. All they want is more time with the characters. It doesn't matter if it's tedious, boring, nonsensical, badly written, insulting to your intelligence, utter trash. You could make a 100 hour game set in Seventh Heaven and they'd like it, because they get more time with the characters. At some point they became obsessed with the characters, but don't actually care about the story or the game they're in.
Is AC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is BC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is CC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is DoC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is 7R good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.

>>717573287 (OP)
Is 3Disks out of business these days?

>>717574173
then it's not a remaster innit

Hopefully never.

>>717574173
if you're remaking assets it's not a remaster anymore innit
don't tell me you fell for SE rebranding remakes as remasters so they can do whatever the fuck they want with something and call it a remake