Thread 717573602

>give this guy a potion of invisibility and some explosive barrels
>cheese the game

>play as party of 4 great weapon fighters
>easy cheesy

>>717573602 (OP)
>using remade characters
Ngmi

>>717573602 (OP)
Okay I'll just get a bunch of invisibility potions consistantly for every encounter. Oh what? They're hard to come by? I guess you can only "cheese" some fights then, OP.

Would /v/ make out with Astarion?

>>717573602 (OP)
>Can come up with strategy that make the game easier
>This is supposed to be bad

>>717573602 (OP)
>potion of invisibility
>to a rogue
Why not Karlach? She can carry more barrels.

>>717574061
I would cum on his head (gay style)

2 year old china astroturf
completely irrelevant to anyone. ccp lost money on bg3

>>717574074
It doesn't just make the game easier, it completely trivializes some encounters because NPC's have basically zero self-preservation skills outside of combat. This sort of strategy would not fly in a real D&D session.

>>717574470
Only if the GM is a faggot, who cheats and actively tries to stop his players from having fun.

>>717573602 (OP)
>this guy tries to kill me in my sleep
>kill him

lol I killed this retard first chance I got
don't know why larian thought to introduce a party member by threatening you again

>>717574604
Because it makes women ovulate

>>717573760
even hirelings are premade you retard

>>717574523
sorry but i like my enemies to have display some basic awareness of their surroundings

>>717574604
I'm guessing your first chance wasn't staking then. Staking was pretty fucking good. Especially because he is such a good party member, it felt like taking the easy mode off. I loved it. Never finished because the combat is fucking tedious just like DnD.

>>717574107
Cloud giant potion

Just play a deep dwarf
who ever thought giving a race the power to go invisible for free indefinitely with infinite usages in combat and out of combat was retarded.

>play monk
>just throw everything prone and follow up with crits
Such a great class, with thief you get an extra free punch each turn. And it becomes ultra tanky lategame.

This might be the first and last game the pure gayness blocked me from having fun and ima crpgguy, I gave up at act 2

>>717575717
There's a lot of player choice, but you chose to be gay. Gay well into act 2 even

>hoarded gold all game for no reason even after I realized I was hoarding
darkness arrows were too good

>>717573983
Duergar

>>717574107
no she cant
humans have increased weight capacity as a racial trait because reasons

>>717575785
I'm still in act 1, so I need power, because my party is under level 5, where I heard the game actually starts. So I decided to utilize my loot goblin habits to just buy the magical items from the shops which had them. It's just +1 green stuff though. I wonder if that poison armor the spider boss dropped will be useful in the future? Act 2 and 3 probably shower you in blue items. The poison armor isn't even +1.

>>717575829
But Astarion isn't a human. Plus giant barbarian also gets increased carrying capacity as a passive.

>>717574523
>In game
Drop a bunch of explosive barrels out of nowhere in front of a dude
>On Tabletop
need to carry that barrel without letting the target see that its a floating explosive barrel. Even then if they see it after you placed it, if they knew what it was they would move away from the explosive and if not they would investigate.

>>717575717
game is outsourced to chinks & jeets and all of those magic from dos2 is just gone
many such cases

>>717575979
>need to carry that barrel without letting the target see that its a floating explosive barrel
Invisibility affects the items you're carrying. Otherwise you'd have to strip naked every time you use the spell.

>>717576062
Right I forgot that part, its been 3 years since my group played 5e, rest of the point still stands.

>>717574470
>Taking part in my weekly D&D session
>My turn
>"I drink potion of invisibility" I say
>DM: "ok, roll the dice. You need 10 to successfully drink"
>Roll an 11
>DM: "you successfully drink the potion"
>"I sneak up on the enemy"
>DM: "You need 15 to not be seen"
>Roll a 13 but it's ok because my invisibility potion gives me +3 to stealth checks
>Rest of the team has their turn
>My turn again
>DM is shooting me a nasty look
>I smile at him before speaking
>"I light a stick of dynamite and stick it in the enemies pocket"
>DM is completely silent
>Entire table holds its breath
>DM picks up the dice and hands it to me
>Visibly shaking with rage as he drops it into my hand
>"You need an 18 to pass" he sneers
>Roll
>NATURAL
>FUCKING
>D
>20!
>Table loses its mind
>The black guy starts screaming some sort of war cry
>Two guys in the group kiss
>The quiet goth kid who never talks pulls up their shirt and reveals they were a girl this whole time
>DM's head is in his hands
>He's on the verge of tears
>I smile
>"I run away" I say
>Roll
>D1
>I trip over as I run away, get caught in the explosion and die
>DM approaches me after the session is over
>Grabs me by the neck
>"Never fucking do that in my game again" he growls
>I don't care because I've got a date with the groups big titty goth girl

>>717576847
i don't know what any of that means

>>717573602 (OP)
This guy is actually a lot cooler than I expected, possibly the best male companion even. If only they didn't make him a negro with ghetto hair.

>>717578475
He's fucking boring, and also I'm the warlock around here

>potion of invisibility extends to everything you're carrying
>including barrels...although, logically-speaking, a barrel shouldn't fit in your pockets to begin with.
>plant invisible barrels in victim's pocket
>"Damn, my pants feel heavy. Must be the Taco Bell i had."
>explode
it WAS the Taco Bell.

>>717578475
i liked him in EA but he's shit now

>>717578475
N