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Anonymous No.717581423 >>717581607 >>717582164 >>717583098 >>717584572 >>717584884 >>717584968
>first jewish protagonist of GTA
>is humiliated and brutally killed in the next game
Anonymous No.717581607 >>717581956
>>717581423 (OP)
both of these characters suck. Johnny being jewish does not influence his character in any way, he's not evil, he's just generic straight man #1032 like luis and niko before him. Trevor is reddit incarnate
Anonymous No.717581956
>>717581607
Thank God Jason is gonna be bisexual
Anonymous No.717582164 >>717582290 >>717582886 >>717583013 >>717583806 >>717586194
>>717581423 (OP)
Can you really just kill people in the US and there be no investigations over it?
>inb4 Jeffrey Epstein
Anonymous No.717582290
>>717582164
If you kill a gang related criminal no one gaf
Anonymous No.717582886
>>717582164
criminals killing each other is ideal, like Japan, they don't bother the civilians and keep the crime rates low, in US they kill anyone because Feds broke up the organized criminals like Mafia, now there are thousands of gangs making rural areas & inner cities in to shitholes
Anonymous No.717583013 >>717583710 >>717583806
>>717582164
Unlike Rockstar games, police don't automatically know you killed someone in the middle of the desert, retard.
Anonymous No.717583098
>>717581423 (OP)
I'll never forget V for doing my boy Johnny so dirty
Anonymous No.717583112 >>717586658
>lost and the damned was the only story that didnโ€™t suck off niggers exclusively
>better literally crucify the dude!
Anonymous No.717583710
>>717583013
To be fair, Johnny dies 20 meters away from Trevor's house (which the FIB knows because the false letters)
Anonymous No.717583806 >>717584091
>>717582164
No, rockstar has always been arcade nonsense where protagonists rack up thousands of kills, and law enforcement has the memory of a goldfish.

>>717583013
Trevor would have never gotten to that age acting like this, and would have been in prison long ago. Even this singular incident (he has many more that would also have him be caught instantly.) result in him being in prison forever.

Nobody makes any effort to clean any of this up. If we assume no witnesses are nearby (which there are, but lets unreasonably assume nobody talks to the police.) even the smallest possible police department of one guy (which even the most remote towns have about four local guys, on top of state, and federal.) would note the bloody boot print, shattered glass from the bottle thrown at him. Having received basic forensic training, he'd swab the bottle to see if any DNA was around.

Let's be REALLY generous and assume Trevor left no DNA on the bottle he was drinking from, or that it took so long that the sun baked anything away, or he botches the job, and missed it. A cursory examination of the scene has multiple residents nearby. A few knocks on nearby doors could have someone blow the case wide open, but let's assume to be very generous again that nobody just says "Yeah it's Trevor." or refuses to tell on the bulletproof video game man.

Even with all of this, he tracks blood, and remains onto his truck, and trailer. Having not cleaned either. Bloody interior of a truck combined with a murder a stones throw away? It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to put that case together.
Anonymous No.717584091 >>717584626
>>717583806
Trevor immediately proceeded to kill everyone in Stab City, including using explosives, also the Azteca gang guy in the trailer by the river.
Focusing on one murder in a cutscene is silly, you sperg.
One of his side missions is going on those killing spree mode against gangs, rednecks, hipsters, and even the military.
Anonymous No.717584572 >>717585271
>>717581423 (OP)
Now that I think about it, I never really cared about Johnny. And this was loooong before I learned about the JQ. Maybe thereโ€™s some kind of ancestral memory, since I know I have German/Italian from my dadโ€™s side.
Anonymous No.717584626
>>717584091
Yeah, obviously that's the biggest bombing in US History, and he'd be caught from that as well. It's just what OP was posting about, and the first thing we see him do in the modern day. Basically every mission has them in prison for life.
Anonymous No.717584884
>>717581423 (OP)
Johnny is easily the most cringe character purely from a single combat one-liner where he calls some random goon an antisemite.
Anonymous No.717584968 >>717586042
>>717581423 (OP)
I liked Johnny, so this made me instantly hate Trevor.
The final choice in the game was easy.
Anonymous No.717585271
>>717584572
what is JQ?
Anonymous No.717586042
>>717584968
>killing the canuck reddit tr0.0n cannibal
the only choice
Anonymous No.717586194
>>717582164
niggers kill so many people that unless you kill someone famous or on some street with many cameras it will never be solved
Anonymous No.717586293 >>717586332
hello? what is JQ?
Anonymous No.717586332 >>717586365
>>717586293

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_question
Anonymous No.717586340
why did johnny die like such a bitch, he wasn't like that when I played him
Anonymous No.717586365
>>717586332
what the heck
Anonymous No.717586658
>>717583112
>lost and the damned was the only story that didnโ€™t suck off niggers exclusively
What? Did you even play GTA?