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Anonymous No.717581756 >>717582117 >>717582531 >>717582716 >>717583543 >>717587631 >>717587748 >>717588060 >>717588253 >>717591425 >>717600238 >>717601665
Wait, some are arguing that Kris did this?
Anonymous No.717582117 >>717589168
>>717581756 (OP)
That's a strange argument, even if he's working with the Knight, it'd be easier for the latter to do it, since he had most of his health still and was just staggered for a moment.
Anonymous No.717582118 >>717582469 >>717583254 >>717584519 >>717587598
Kris did this to save their lives. Knight would've fucking killed them if they refused to stand down.
Anonymous No.717582384 >>717582707 >>717583514 >>717583587 >>717589110
errmmm... this is not a porn, twitter, or nintendo thread... mods, can you delete this thread and ban OP please?
Anonymous No.717582469 >>717582743 >>717589168
>>717582118
No, he did it for tomboy reindeer pussy (to add onto his collection of tomboy dragon pussy and childhood friend reindeer pussy)
Anonymous No.717582531
>>717581756 (OP)
if not then why does ralsei turn to kris and say this after susie is struck down
Anonymous No.717582707 >>717583214
>>717582384
Berdly wouldn't say that...
Anonymous No.717582716 >>717588301
>>717581756 (OP)
Susie was tripping jobber flags like crazy so Kris ended the fight before she jinxed herself to death
Anonymous No.717582743 >>717589168
>>717582469
You're joking, but he was friends with Susie for two days and he was friends with Dess for his entire life.
Anonymous No.717583214 >>717583801
>>717582707
He would absolutely be a backseat janny, trying to come up with some smug reason as to why Kris's "stealth" (actual) threads are still up, meanwhile all of his "stealth" (obvious pornbait) threads get him 3 day VACations.
Anonymous No.717583254 >>717583447
>>717582118
Put the helmet back on you look better with it on
Anonymous No.717583447 >>717595567 >>717608167
>>717583254
This guy gets it.
Anonymous No.717583514
>>717582384

I'm noticing.
Anonymous No.717583543
>>717581756 (OP)
Yes, I do.
Anonymous No.717583587
>>717582384
Mods this is the deltarune thread. Please get it out of my site I feel like I'm about to become a homosexual if I look at it for too long
Anonymous No.717583801 >>717584050
>>717583214
>"My precious queen, someone else has just infringed on my threadmaking privileges by posting out of turn!"
>"Lmao Burghley You Posted NSFW You Know Only I Can Do That"
Anonymous No.717584050 >>717587331
>>717583801
>implying Queen doesn't have content filter installed
Library computer.
Anonymous No.717584181 >>717584368 >>717584693 >>717584802 >>717589765 >>717590483
>Kris wants us to lose
>fights harder if Susie & Ralsei are taken out
What do you want, you little shit?
Anonymous No.717584368 >>717590483
>>717584181
isn't not knowing what he wants and being self-destructive his whole MO? a teen and maybe even a girl
Anonymous No.717584519 >>717584862
>>717582118
I don't think the Knight would do that. They need the fun gang for something
Anonymous No.717584693
>>717584181
He wants to be in a better game I think, he's trying to escape the shit writing of the universe he is confided to
Anonymous No.717584802 >>717584952 >>717589168
>>717584181
I'm grasping at straws here, but perhaps the soul isn't the only thing possessing Kris. Something did happen to him in that bunker after all, maybe the reason (You)r will as the soul doesn't match his is because he lost his somehow and (You)'re the replacement needed to keep some other force at bay.
Anonymous No.717584862 >>717585262
>>717584519
She would've definitely killed or at least kidnapped Susie. She's a big thorn in her side, and she is taking the rightful place of Noelle.
Anonymous No.717584952
>>717584802
WRONG IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEDIA LITERACY
Anonymous No.717585262 >>717585463
>>717584862
Killing or kidnapping Susie at this point would fuck things up in the prophecy, though, and Kris's goal is too specifically push the prophecy, according to their ch.4 status. The Girl dying is at the end.
Anonymous No.717585463 >>717585805
>>717585262
Yeah, but she is the wrong girl who is ruining everything. Knight obviously wants Noelle back in the prophecy.
Anonymous No.717585805 >>717587620
>>717585463
>Knight obviously wants Noelle back in the prophecy.
Huh? The only time you could say that was in Ch. 2, but they didn't go after Noelle after that.
Anonymous No.717587331
>>717584050
Kris managed to bypass Queen’s filters to look at his first pair of tits. That’s why they’re so chill
Anonymous No.717587598 >>717588012 >>717588086 >>717588482 >>717604370
>>717582118
>Dessknightfaggotry
This theory alone proves that the deltarune fandom is one of the dumbest fandoms around. Absolutely no one asks the most important questions like
>Why the hell is she doing this?
>Why didn't she console her younger sister who very clearly misses her dearly
>Why would she need to sacrifice officer undyne?
>How in the hell did she manage to carry someone who can bench press cars???
>Wouldn't her being the knight negate the entire purpose of the "find her" plot line?
And instead laser focus on stupid shit that they either make up or greatly exaggerate the importance of.
>The sword looks like a bat at first
Since when in the hell did bats have sharpened tops? It's clearly modeled off of a bronze era sword. They have the same shape and lack of guard.
>The knight turns into a baseball to move around.
Baseballs don't have that pattern
>the horns
The horns make it all but impossible for it to be a holiday. Think! No holiday has that specific shape to their horns so the helmet would not fit their heads.
>The darkness corrupted Dess. That's why she looks like that
Actually retarded fan canon. Absolutely nothing in any chapter gives credence to darkness distorting the being of lightners. Seam's warning about not staying passed dark is overwritten when you remember that nothing bad happened in 3-4 to Kris and Susie despite the fact that they were in a dark fountain passed day time.

I don't know who the knight is but I'm sick of faggots trying to claim that they know its Dess and acting like everyone else is retarded for not buying into their braindead fanfiction. We don't have enough info on the story yet so just wait and see how it plays out instead of autistically pretending that one theory is real and perfect despite its numerous flaws
Anonymous No.717587620 >>717602691
>>717585805
Chapter 4, Noelle is in the choir so she would've been at the practice.
Anonymous No.717587631 >>717597161
>>717581756 (OP)
He did it btw.
Anonymous No.717587748
>>717581756 (OP)
>The different attack color
>Kris is a lot stronger than he leads on, as shown by his X-slash attack that he uses in the snowgrave spamton fight
>"How could you?" said looking at Kris after Susie was slashed.
its got a pretty strong case
Anonymous No.717588004 >>717588197 >>717588319 >>717588421 >>717602362 >>717602825 >>717602998 >>717606493 >>717606882
Which undertale/deltarune character do you want to fuck the most
Anonymous No.717588012 >>717588286 >>717603959
>>717587598
>Do you faggots really believe that Flowey is Asriel? Why didn't he console his mother who clearly misses him dearly?
Anonymous No.717588060
>>717581756 (OP)
Yes because Kris is the Knight.
Anonymous No.717588086 >>717588778
>>717587598
>No holiday has that specific shape to their horns so the helmet would not fit their heads
First of all, the helmet likely just has holes in it for the antlers to poke out of, so it wouldn't need to be specially fitted to them. Wouldn't make sense to do that anyways since antlers fall off and regrow every year. They're never going to be the exact same shape, even on the exact same person. Second, it could be that the only holiday we haven't seen is the one with that required antler shape.
Anonymous No.717588197
>>717588004
Muffet
as a Monster Girl Quest fan, there was no other choice after her fight had a bind and a struggle ACT that didn't work
Anonymous No.717588253
>>717581756 (OP)
Yeah, don't worry, they will be forgotten as retarded headcannon theorists like every other time
Anonymous No.717588286 >>717588772
>>717588012
Not everything in Deltarune is going to play out the way it did in Undertale. Besides Flowey is on his own for most of the game, tried and failed to get Toriel's attention, and grew bitter because of that and other things. The knight is working with Kris who is working with Mayor holiday so it's safe to assume that the knight is also working with the mayor by the transitive property. That means that the knight has easy access to communications with the holiday household and would have the opportunity to console noelle if the knight was dess. The only reason why dess knight would be real and dess didn't do this is if she's some asshole who just wants noelle to suffer by herself
Anonymous No.717588301
>>717582716
She would have thumb posed if he let it go on a second longer.
Anonymous No.717588319
>>717588004
My wives.
Anonymous No.717588421
>>717588004
I'm an old /clang/ veteran.
Anonymous No.717588482 >>717588778
>>717587598
The Knight is left handed and so is Dess (her computer mouse is on the left hand side)
Anonymous No.717588595
Unless Toby comes out and specifically says "yeah it was Kris, lol" I refuse to give the theory any credibility
Anonymous No.717588772
>>717588286
If the Knight is some kind of zombie or other "not really Dess" creature, it would probably be better not to introduce her to Noelle. Or maybe Carol doesn't want to reunite the family until Dess is fixed, and because Dess is not all there (shown by her drooling and generally acting like a rabid animal during the fight) she's just doing as directed, instead of making her own decisions.
Anonymous No.717588778 >>717589078
>>717588482
The hand the knight's blade is in swaps when it turns around.
>>717588086
The horns are the same color as the rest of the armor and helmet. There is no reason to assume that they aren't a part of the helmet as well. Besides we saw Dess's antlers in the Tenna flash back and they didn't fit the shape of the knight's. Besides it would be ridiculous for a teenage girl to have bigger and sharper antlers than her father's or mothers.
Anonymous No.717588819 >>717588983 >>717602410
This game is just Toby's fanfic about bonding and then making out with Bowsette dragon girlfriend
Anonymous No.717588983 >>717589589
>>717588819
I think it's a trauma dump game about him jerking off to his mom fucking his bully in the room next to him
Anonymous No.717588985
The Knight is a fusion of Dess and Kris's real SOUL. Done.
Anonymous No.717589078 >>717591009
>>717588778
>The horns are the same color as the rest of the armor and helmet. There is no reason to assume that they aren't a part of the helmet as well.
We also see the helmet turn into a deer skull when the Knight screams and its beastplate turn into an open rib cage. I don't think the armor is completely solid. Maybe it works like a venom symbiote, and just changes shape to fit the body, or maybe the armor is part of the knight's body.
>Besides we saw Dess's antlers in the Tenna flash back and they didn't fit the shape of the knight's
She was a lot younger there, antlers fall out and regrow every year, and that was before she became a 7ft tall darkness monster.
>Besides it would be ridiculous for a teenage girl to have bigger and sharper antlers than her father's or mothers.
see above
Anonymous No.717589110 >>717590312
>>717582384
Why do you people have such an inferiority complex about this? Just go to your /vg/ thread if you care that much.
Anonymous No.717589168 >>717589184
>>717582117
>>717582469
>>717582743
>>717584802
>he
Anonymous No.717589184 >>717589210
>>717589168
>has
Anonymous No.717589210 >>717589279
>>717589184
no
Anonymous No.717589279 >>717590579
>>717589210
free will
Anonymous No.717589356 >>717590021
look at this __cute___ dog
Anonymous No.717589506 >>717589664 >>717589679 >>717589820 >>717589850 >>717605391
Anonymous No.717589589
>>717588983
Soriel and Suselle will literally never happen
Anonymous No.717589664
>>717589506
remove Ralsei, make Kris a man and you have a wholesome comic
Anonymous No.717589679
>>717589506
I don't care for throuples, but this is funny.
Anonymous No.717589765 >>717591150 >>717604313
>>717584181
I interpreted this as Kris not wanting to draw suspicion from the player. There are a lot of little details that show Kris is working with the knight in this battle, but they're things a most people wouldn't notice the first time. But, Kris's pitiful damage is a lot more noticeable when they're the only one left, so it's a way of saying "No, I'm fighting. See?"
Anonymous No.717589820
>>717589506
Based this shit is cracking my egg I think
Anonymous No.717589850 >>717589930 >>717590338
>>717589506
he's got a SMAAAALLLLL DIIIIICK
Anonymous No.717589930
>>717589850
it's the SIZE OF THIS SHADOW CRYSTAL, except WAYYY SMALLER
Anonymous No.717590021
>>717589356
She cute.
Anonymous No.717590312
>>717589110
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO /VG/
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE THERE, I'M NOT GOING BACK, I'M NOT FUCKING GOING BACK YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
Anonymous No.717590338
>>717589850
or a big clit
Anonymous No.717590483
>>717584181
I think it's a bit of this >>717584368
as well as not being happy with his situation at all.
He genuinely likes susie and ralsei (More so after 4, but still), and he's forced to choose between his corrupted childhood friend and a promise he made long ago, and his new friends including one of the only people in his life that bring him any fucking joy at all
Kris isn't a mastermind expertly playing all sides, he's a traumatized retarded teenager in a bad situation who doesn't know what the fuck to do and the world is demanding he make a decision
Anonymous No.717590579
>>717589279
Pathetic!
Anonymous No.717590708 >>717590756 >>717590767 >>717602868
Any predictions for Undertale's 10th anniversary besides the memory compilation and inevitable merch?
Anonymous No.717590756
>>717590708
A special website with everyone's memories.
Anonymous No.717590767 >>717591154
>>717590708
hopefully toby does something like the spamton sweepstakes again
maybe a tenna telethon?
Anonymous No.717591009 >>717591285
>>717589078
How would she have even became a darkness monster. I know that the armor can shape shift and the enlongated horns are almost certainly a property of said shapeshifting and not a property of the original wielder of the knight's armor
Anonymous No.717591150 >>717591989
>>717589765
I don't think they care that we know.
Anonymous No.717591154 >>717591318 >>717602547
>>717590767
I don't want Toby to do the same thing but with a different character over and over again.
Anonymous No.717591285 >>717598149
>>717591009
>How would she have even became a darkness monster
Maybe she died and her remains were turned into a darkner, maybe its something to do with the bunker, maybe Dess got stabbed with the intent to create a dark foundatin and it turned into a titan. She does look like the titans in Ralsei's description.
Anonymous No.717591318 >>717591937
>>717591154
Spamton and Tenna are like the same character, one is just internet themed and the other is tv themed.
Anonymous No.717591425 >>717591561
>>717581756 (OP)
Of course Kris did that. The knight was stunned and the "swoon" animation comes from the left when it plays for this. Ralsei also says "How could you do this?" which makes 0 sense directed towards the knight, he isn't as naive as to believe the roaring knight wouldn't beat the shit out of them.
Anonymous No.717591561
>>717591425
>Ralsei also says "How could you do this?" which makes 0 sense directed towards the knight
that is like one of the most cliche things ralsei could have said at this moment, especially considering his character
idk why people say that doesn't make sense for him to say to the knight
>he isn't naiive
you can litteraly have him beg to the knight to not cause the roaring/to stop
Anonymous No.717591937
>>717591318
Still, I don't want Toby to do the same thing again. Especially for Undertale's anniversary.
Anonymous No.717591989 >>717592258 >>717594038
>>717591150
>constantly removes the heart to take care of business
>attacks us when we get loose in chapter 4 and start snooping
>erases their call history constantly so we can't check who it was
>threatens Spamton the second he tries to talk about the knight
Kris is explicitly trying to control what we know.
Anonymous No.717592258 >>717593097
>>717591989
>Kris is explicitly trying to control what we know
I'm not denying that, I'm just saying they don't specifically care that we know they work with the knight: they just don't want us to know the knight's identity, or the bunker code. They made a fucking fountain in front of us, and showed us it, even.
Anonymous No.717593097
>>717592258
Kris still hates when Tenna snitches about the deal they made, though.
Anonymous No.717594038 >>717594185 >>717594724 >>717605106
>>717591989
I like how he fooled us into thinking he shambles like a zombie without a soul inside. Lots of chapter 2-era theoryfagging hinged on his movement speed, turns out he was merely pretending.
Anonymous No.717594185
>>717594038
It's probably getting easier for him to move with every attempt.
Anonymous No.717594724
>>717594038
Kris Knighters predicted that, as usual.
Anonymous No.717595567
>>717583447
>that Mantle
Became stronger
Anonymous No.717595590
Could you really blame Kris for wanting to bring her back?
Anonymous No.717596237 >>717596267 >>717596501
This goddamn game is going to be my gateway drug to anime, isn't it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bHoE5jiNJM
Anonymous No.717596267
>>717596237
it's going to be your gateway to aids
Anonymous No.717596284 >>717596451 >>717596831
It's hilarious that you faggots still think the Knight is Dess. It's obviously Asriel.
Anonymous No.717596451 >>717596558
>>717596284
I hope asriel and dess are both dead and in hell
Anonymous No.717596501
>>717596237
>Not being into anime beforehand
Ngmi
Anonymous No.717596558 >>717596613
>>717596451
In hell for wut
Anonymous No.717596613 >>717596974
>>717596558
homosexuality
Anonymous No.717596831
>>717596284
>"YOU WENT TO THE DARK DIMENSION TO BECOME A KNIGHT?! I ALREADY TOLD EVERYONE YOU'RE GETTING AN ENGINEERING DEGREE!"
>Kris goes up several determination levels because he's now the better brother
Anonymous No.717596974 >>717597114 >>717597774
>>717596613
But they're straight!
Anonymous No.717597114 >>717598089
>>717596974
>Straight for monster women
>Gay for human men
Why are they like this
Anonymous No.717597161 >>717597332 >>717600284
>>717587631
>calling Kris "their'
I choose not to believe faggots' theories.
Anonymous No.717597332 >>717597489
>>717597161
All theories are faggot theories, considering they're about a faggot game.
Anonymous No.717597489 >>717597606
>>717597332
Anonymous No.717597606
>>717597489
>Yeah we straight... straight up gay
>Yeah we straight... sticking dildos straight up our asses
Anonymous No.717597774
>>717596974
there's no way the assgore gene of sodomy didn't get passed down to assriel
Anonymous No.717597826 >>717597909 >>717598410 >>717598704
Are you guys retarded?
What about that scene makes it look like the fucking knight did it?
You saw the same scene as me right?
Slash from the left side of the screen takes out susie
Ralsei looks AT KRIS with a face of betrayal
"How could you..?"
Then kris owns him
Ralsei doesn't talk about it after the fact because he needs Kris and is also a pushover and probably believes Kris had a good reason.
My thought was that the Knight would have pulled out some lose in a cutscene ability and outright killed them all IF Kris didn't swoon the lancer fan club.
I know you guys can't read or apparently even WATCH video games, but I don't how you can watch that scene and not see that. It's even purposely obscured, why else would it be obscured if its not Kris? We've been fighting the knight the whole time, it wouldn't need a smokescreen to own us.
Anonymous No.717597909 >>717597973
>>717597826
it's literally fictional bro
Anonymous No.717597973 >>717598392
>>717597909
You're mom
Anonymous No.717598089 >>717598218 >>717602023
>>717597114
>>Gay for human men
But Asriel only simps for Chara?
Anonymous No.717598149 >>717598541
>>717591285
If that were the case how would she be able to carry officer undyne through the light world? Susie states that the knight is some sort of lightner but doesn't know who. She most likely would have stated something about said lightner looking like Noelle considering that she points out the similarities between other characters like Ralsei and Asriel
Anonymous No.717598218 >>717598980
>>717598089
I thought Chara was me because you name Chara. (I'm a dude btw.)
Anonymous No.717598261
How could the KNIGHT DO THIS!?!
Anonymous No.717598392
>>717597973
Anonymous No.717598410 >>717599061 >>717599206
>>717597826
>What about that scene makes it look like the fucking knight did it?
The fact that the knight disappears right when the first slash happens(by your stance,this is implying that the Kris is stronger than the Knight, which is just pure unfounded wank when Kris barely deals 10 damage to us in the light world)
The fact that they swoon
The fact that both of them gets knocked back instead of forwards
The fact that the strongest move we've seen Kris pull is x slash and its a shitter compared to swoon.
Anonymous No.717598541
>>717598149
>If that were the case how would she be able to carry officer undyne through the light world?
Spamton seems to imply that if a darkner gets a soul then they become real. Maybe the Knight took someone's soul.
> She most likely would have stated something about said lightner looking like Noelle
It was dark out and the knight was really far away. She wouldn't have seen much more than a vague silhouette.
Anonymous No.717598581
Rudy is the knight.
Rudy’s got the chalk.
Anonymous No.717598704 >>717599326
>>717597826
>Ralsei looks AT KRIS
He's looking at Susie you tard, because she's the one that got swooned.
Anonymous No.717598817 >>717599073
why does susie have a spade on her ankle
Anonymous No.717598980 >>717599087 >>717602023
>>717598218
Well, Asriel abandons you for Frisk (which is a girl) so you still got keked.
Anonymous No.717599061
>>717598410
>which is just pure unfounded wank when Kris barely deals 10 damage to us in the light world)
You're forgetting Kris has the Real Knife.
Anonymous No.717599073
>>717598817
Its the lancer fan club logo.
Anonymous No.717599087 >>717599710
>>717598980
Well not really, he's sadly the one who got keked by turning back into a flower. But you really tried to kek me hard bro... sorry. I'm too gay for that nonsense
Anonymous No.717599190 >>717599368 >>717599486 >>717599542 >>717599852
Anonymous No.717599206 >>717599336
>>717598410
You moron, you forgot about how in Undertale that surpise or offguard attacks are instant kills. Kris ALSO has a real knife he is always carrying around. He slashed Susie and Ralsei with that instead of the pencil he's using. Media illiterate tard.
Anonymous No.717599326
>>717598704
>to unconscious susie
>"*sniffles* HOW COULD YOU?"
Anonymous No.717599336 >>717599443
>>717599206
>Undertale
This isn't Undertale, since this world CLEARLY has different rules.
>real knife
They're LV. 1.
Anonymous No.717599368 >>717599871
>>717599190
She sween
Anonymous No.717599443 >>717599623
>>717599336
Yeah, different rules, so they swoon instead of die.
They're like lvl 3 actually you reatard.
Anonymous No.717599486
>>717599190
Watch me swooce right in
Anonymous No.717599542
>>717599190
Holy shit, Shaggy is the Knight?
Anonymous No.717599569
It's so strange to me that people seem to think Asriel will have no or barely any role. I feel I pretty rarely see any theories regarding him, besides that he was in a relationship with Dess
Anonymous No.717599623 >>717599884
>>717599443
What the fuck ever, they're still low as fuck in levels.
Also, if it's supposedly a suprise attack, why the fuck did it hurt Ralsei just as bad as Susie, then? He just saw her get swooned by Kris, according to you.
Anonymous No.717599710 >>717599890 >>717599956 >>717602023
>>717599087
>Well not really, he's sadly the one who got keked by turning back into a flower.
Alarm clock says he's living with everyone in the surface.
Anonymous No.717599778
I still think about that image of Charles Barkley that closely ressembles the titan's introduction.
Anonymous No.717599852
>>717599190
i can't believe kris swooced right in to susie and ralsei.......
Anonymous No.717599871 >>717599990
>>717599368
Wait, did they really use Ralsei funny shocked sprite in the original scene?
Anonymous No.717599884 >>717600306
>>717599623
Idk ask toby fox man, i don't even see why you think lv even matters when you can kill all the bosses in UT regardless of Lv.
If it was the Knight, why wouldn't it finish the job and swoon Kris as well?
Swear to god the lengths you guys go to deny what you watched right in front of your eyes.
Anonymous No.717599890
>>717599710
Its more about emotionally off guard then it is about being physically off guard. All damage is based primarily on how much the attacker wants to hurt somehow and how sensitive to being hurt the victim is. Ralsei is a weenie and he really trusted Kris, even if he knows he's being betrayed, it still counts as off guard because of how shocked he is.
Anonymous No.717599956 >>717600223
>>717599710
You're trying very hard to kek me right now and I don't appreciate it. It is better to be a gay man than a straight kek
Anonymous No.717599990
>>717599871
yes
Anonymous No.717600223 >>717601071 >>717602023
>>717599956
Asriel canonically loves STACYrisk and is living with him in the surface. You're a gay kek.
Anonymous No.717600238 >>717601016
>>717581756 (OP)
>Kris does less damage against the knight implying he is pulling his punches
>on a no hit run, Kris signals to the knight that things aren't going well with a cough on the last turn. The knight responds with a head tilt
>attacks come from the left when the knight is on the right
>Kris is never hit by the attacks, but is instead knighted by the knight
>after this there is a cut and Kris is lying down as if he got hit for everyone else to see
To counter the attack angle, though, there is combat text saying you feel something moving behind your head, so the attack could be coming from someone else. Ralsei also says "how could you?" after Susie is attacked, which is a weird thing to say against a known enemy. That might be the case, though, because it is hard to explain why Ralsei never follows up on this even when Kris and Ralsei are alone.
Anonymous No.717600284 >>717600724
>>717597161
You can use they to refer to an individual its basic english not rainbow mafia shit
Anonymous No.717600306 >>717600389
>>717599884
>the lengths you go to deny what's right in front of your eyes
oh that's funny, coming from the "le subversion" theorists
>If it was the Knight, why wouldn't it finish the job and swoon Kris as well?
Because Kris is working with her? She doesn't swoon them during the fight either. Because she's her squire.
Anonymous No.717600389
>>717600306
>she's
he's*, whoops
Anonymous No.717600552 >>717600760
>sans does some mother-son kekking
>media illiterate anons: WOW KRIS IS FUCKING HIS MOM???
Anonymous No.717600724
>>717600284
you can use the singular they when the subject is unknown or is a member of a larger group being referenced
any other usage is rainbow retard shit
Anonymous No.717600760 >>717600947
>>717600552
I've never seen the later in my life.
Anonymous No.717600947 >>717601421
>>717600760
Is same as thinking the knight knocked out the gang after the fight, completely ridiculous
Anonymous No.717601016
>>717600238
There's a big time skip between chapter 3 and 4 where Ralsei could have followed up while we weren't looking.
Anonymous No.717601071 >>717601527
>>717600223
Sorry anon, all monsters cum on cock. It's in his blood to be a fag, look at his daddy
Anonymous No.717601123
>gee kris why did you stab me and susie in the back like that while we were fighting the knight and it was looking like we were gonna win? You fucking asshole.
Nah ralsei seems like the type to avoid confrontation
Anonymous No.717601421 >>717601537
>>717600947
>False analogy
>Kek fantasies
Anonymous No.717601527 >>717601610 >>717601627
>>717601071
The dude that fucked Toriel?
Anonymous No.717601537
>>717601421
Had to put it in a way you'd understan
Anonymous No.717601610 >>717601726
>>717601527
People struggle with the concept of bisexuality.
Anonymous No.717601627 >>717602082
>>717601527
And rudy
Anonymous No.717601665
>>717581756 (OP)
It would make sense wirh Ralsei's dialogue.
He knows the knight is the enemy but he says "how could you..." like it wasn't the knight.
Anonymous No.717601726 >>717602278
>>717601610
In all reality that's probably was Asriel is. I wouldn't be surprised if Asriel is 'experimenting' with human men in college in Deltarune
Anonymous No.717601848 >>717601978 >>717602047 >>717602051 >>717602159
Why does Ralsei not say anything, to anyone, at any point, in chapter 4 about this?
Anonymous No.717601919 >>717602164 >>717602228
Are the
>kris swooned Ralsei and Susie
fags the new Kris Knight fags?
Anonymous No.717601978
>>717601848
you'd think it would change the group dynamic/vibes if ralsei actually saw kris do that
Anonymous No.717602023 >>717602257
>>717598089
>>717598980
>>717599710
>>717600223
>You have to shift goalposts this hard to make it seem like Asriel is straight.
It's over for straggots....
Anonymous No.717602047
>>717601848
Kris gave him an explanation off screen and told him to keep quiet about it
Anonymous No.717602051 >>717602207
>>717601848
Because he is working with Kris explicitly, why would he rat him out to Susie?
Anonymous No.717602082
>>717601627
>Rudy
Asgore isn't a homewrecker.
Anonymous No.717602159
>>717601848
He is deliberately keeping things hidden from (You) via his secret chats with Kris, while in Chapter 3 before the knight battle, Susie explains she hates those who don't give her the whole deal. Given the people he can talk to about it are either the culprit or people who would cause the Lancer Fan Club to dissolve entirely (and doom the world), it makes sense he keeps quiet about it.
Anonymous No.717602164
>>717601919
So they're going to be right about almost everything again?
Anonymous No.717602207
>>717602051
if he was working with kris why would he say how could you
he'd just take it silently
Anonymous No.717602228
>>717601919
Yes and they still haven't gotten over their KrisKnight bullshit because they keep claiming they're "right" about "everything" except the one thing their headcanon is based on.
Anonymous No.717602242 >>717602786
>black knife RAN RAN RUUU remix
we're so back
https://youtu.be/_RDox8eAR-Q
Anonymous No.717602257 >>717602425 >>717602575
>>717602023
Cope. He's straight and dated Dess in Deltarune and Frisk in Undertale as a flower.
Anonymous No.717602278 >>717602425 >>717602564
>>717601726
There is literally zero indication that Deltarune Asriel is anything but straight.
Anonymous No.717602362
>>717588004
I want that robocatgirl pussy.
Anonymous No.717602410
>>717588819
And?
Anonymous No.717602425 >>717602623
>>717602257
>>717602278
I mean Asgore fucked Rudy and he was married to a woman. And this is a Toby Fox game, so unless someone specifically says they aren't bisexual I have no reason to believe they aren't
Anonymous No.717602547
>>717591154
I gotta admit though, some of the Spamton Sweepstakes video quotes live rent-free in my head.

"This filthy and disgusting animal is going to make us so much money."
Anonymous No.717602564 >>717602623 >>717602665
>>717602278
anon he's a yoshi fan, that boy is either heavily deep in the closet or bi
>b-but tenna's quiz-
he only changed mains because dess kept bullying him about being a yoshi main
Anonymous No.717602570 >>717603003
God you people are idiots. Fucking actually talk to Ralsei after the fight and he explains it. They were doing well enough that he had actually started thinking they could beat the Knight right then and there, but the Knight 1HKO the two of them like nothing to make it clear that she was just fucking around messing with them like it was a game. That's why Ralsei has his reaction, because he was in disbelief the Knight could be cruel enough to dangle that hope in front of them and snatch it away like nothing.
Anonymous No.717602575 >>717602709
>>717602257
>asriel only simps for chara
>b-but he's also in love with frisk
pick one cope at a time plz
Anonymous No.717602623 >>717602697
>>717602425
>>717602564
>Having to resort to headcanon over canon facts.
Anonymous No.717602665 >>717602759 >>717602768
>>717602564
Based Dess curing his gay.
Anonymous No.717602691
>>717587620
This also "explains" (red herrings) why her mom came home from early. She realised Noelle wasn't there.
Anonymous No.717602697
>>717602623
Lol that's what everyone does with both Undertale and Deltarune in regards to everything
Anonymous No.717602709 >>717602836 >>717602863
>>717602575
He canonically moved on, bro.
Anonymous No.717602759
>>717602665
...Until human cock enters his rectum
Anonymous No.717602768
>>717602665
you can't cure haha syndrome
Anonymous No.717602786
>>717602242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=M40R6DgbK44
Anonymous No.717602825
>>717588004
I want a degen deer wife
Anonymous No.717602836 >>717602967 >>717603283
>>717602709
>crying and crying and crying boy
nope
Anonymous No.717602863 >>717603283
>>717602709
You haven't moved on from Asriel being gay
Anonymous No.717602868
>>717590708
There's a 10th anniversary concert apparently, so it will probably be a livestream of it with merch deals in between, and Toby playing Deltarune songs as an encore again. Not expecting anything Deltarune related unless he also drops a newsletter.
Anonymous No.717602967
>>717602836
>Also shoots a million rainbows in his boss fight and wears a robe that looks identical to his mom's in the bossfight
Totally heterosexual
Anonymous No.717602998
>>717588004
Kris' cum bedsheet.
Anonymous No.717603003 >>717603160 >>717603214
>>717602570
No, retard, Kris did it, and that's why Ralsei was shocked. You can SEE WHAT DIRECTION THE ATTACK IS.
Anonymous No.717603160
>>717603003
>You can SEE WHAT DIRECTION THE ATTACK IS.
why would this matter when we know the knight can teleport swords out of nowhere
Anonymous No.717603214 >>717603263 >>717603531
>>717603003
>You can SEE WHAT DIRECTION THE ATTACK IS.
Yeah, from the right (where the Knight is) to the left, with an extra arc to show the sword being wound up before being swung, which is what the Knight does in multiple attacks (pic rel is only one example).
Anonymous No.717603263 >>717603397 >>717603452
>>717603214
No, the attack is clearly left to right
Anonymous No.717603283 >>717603382
>>717602836
That's for Deltarune, bro. And it's about Dess, a women.
>>717602863
Post ONE time Asriel kissed a man. He kissed Bratty btw.
Anonymous No.717603382 >>717604165
>>717603283
anon you keep bringing up deltarune asriel, when deltarune asgore fucked rudy. don't be surprised people still largely see asriel as bisexual at the very least
Anonymous No.717603397 >>717604181 >>717604201
>>717603263
then why does susie get knocked backwards
Anonymous No.717603428
BWOMP
Anonymous No.717603452 >>717604181
>>717603263
I just proved you wrong
Anonymous No.717603531
>>717603214
The problem with this explanation is it doesn't explain why Toby decided to put the attacks on the other side of the screen. Even if it turns out to be the knight, Toby was trying to at least make people question who is doing what in the scene for some reason.
Anonymous No.717603959 >>717604076
>>717588012
Thing is I fucking hated the flowey=asriel twist, likening it to that is just giving me a reason to hate it as well.
Anonymous No.717604076 >>717604454
>>717603959
why did you hate it
Anonymous No.717604165 >>717604661
>>717603382
>when deltarune asgore [slander]
Didn't answer my question btw.
>don't be surprised people still largely see asriel as bisexual at the very least
That's fine as long as you accept that's not canon.
Anonymous No.717604181 >>717605321
>>717603397
Because that's the default KO animation
>>717603452
You did the opposite. The knight's swing in that gif shows the round part to the left, because she's attacking right to left. By contrast, When Kris attacks at the end of the fight, the round part is on the right
Anonymous No.717604201
>>717603397
Because when you travel clock wise on a circle you go down while on the right side of it
Anonymous No.717604313
>>717589765
>But, Kris's pitiful damage is a lot more noticeable when they're the only one left,
The opposite. Kris's pitiful damage is more noticeable when you have people to compare it to. Namely Ralsei whose normally the lowest damaging character.
Anonymous No.717604370
>>717587598
>Absolutely nothing in any chapter gives credence to darkness distorting the being of lightners.
Other than it being VERY VERY important that Kris has a soul when he goes into the dark
>I don't know who the knight is but I'm sick of faggots trying to claim that they know its Dess
It's obviously dess, or at least a darkner based on dess, and you are an autistic faggot
Anonymous No.717604454 >>717604556
>>717604076
>asshole flower is a cool character concept, but no, he's actually a cute fluffy goat boi.
Anonymous No.717604556
>>717604454
yeah it is an asspull. also him being all like
>you're my best friend forever (insert your name)
like nigga who the fuck are you? very obviously trying to make it overly emotional but it just fell flat
Anonymous No.717604661 >>717604739
>>717604165
again it's a toby fox game, so everyone sucks dick until stated otherwise
Anonymous No.717604739 >>717604837
>>717604661
Straight is the default no matter what Toby Queer says.
Anonymous No.717604837 >>717605207
>>717604739
not in toby cox land
Anonymous No.717604869 >>717604924 >>717605006 >>717605560 >>717605713 >>717605991 >>717606485 >>717607837
Why does Carol want her daughter to fuck a human so badly?
Anonymous No.717604924
>>717604869
Because monsters need human cum inside of them.
Anonymous No.717605006 >>717605057
>>717604869
A human/monster hybrid would be born with unbelievable power
Anonymous No.717605057 >>717605306
>>717605006
Still not as much as just a normal human
Anonymous No.717605106 >>717605401
>>717594038
I'm gonna laugh if it turns out that, knight or not, kris really did make all the previous fountains.
>susie fountain specifically has different lighting to all the others
>implying all the others were made by the same person
Anonymous No.717605207
>>717604837
I reject his land. Asriel? Straight, dating Dess in Deltarune and Frisk in Undertale (KEKra is dead).
Anonymous No.717605306 >>717605354
>>717605057
Well she can't have a fully human grandchild can she?
Anonymous No.717605321
>>717604181
>Because that's the default KO animation
not true, the default is them crumpling in place
Anonymous No.717605354 >>717606540
>>717605306
I don't know, it could be like a human/monster has a 50/50 chance to pop out a monster cooch
Anonymous No.717605391
>>717589506
I really really like this image, artist?
Anonymous No.717605401
>>717605106
Nah, Kris and Dess just share the same braincell.
Anonymous No.717605560 >>717606194
>>717604869
Because she knows the prophecy involves a prince, a monster girl and a human, and likely other hero trios of recent history were Carol, Asgore, and some human/soul, and then Dess, Asriel, and other human/soul. So now she wants Noelle, Kris, and [insert prince] (Ralsei) as the next generation to make a sacrifice and keep the world from ending.
Anonymous No.717605660 >>717605767 >>717605801 >>717605976 >>717606145 >>717606619 >>717607029
>kris is working with the knight and trying to keep that a secret from the player
>opens a dark fountain right in front of (YOU)
>throws you into a open box multiple times even after (YOU) escaped it
Is he stupid?
Anonymous No.717605713
>>717604869
She believes in the practice of arranged marriage, and marrying her second daughter off to the the human son of the police chief is politically expedient, convenient, and good for the bloodline.
>but Asgore is no longer the police chief
A problem she will fix when the Holiday agenda is enacted
Anonymous No.717605767 >>717608825
>>717605660
Yes unironically. He didn’t throw the thorn ring away either. Dude is retarded
Anonymous No.717605801 >>717606145
>>717605660
>Is he stupid?
Who, Kris? Or Toby? This feels like inconsistent writing more than anything
Anonymous No.717605976 >>717606353
>>717605660
Probably. He eats moss and licks tv screens.
Anonymous No.717605991
>>717604869
To gain political influence
Her eldest is no good so...
Anonymous No.717606145
>>717605660
Yes

>>717605801
Both are, one as the result of the other
Undertale too has a lot of problems with the plot too
Anonymous No.717606194 >>717606382
>>717605560
To add to my pipetheory: the soul of (You) is probably of the human who worked with Carol and Asgore. The Knight/Dess is working with Kris because they know the prophecy ends with sacrificing the human and want to stop (You) from fulfilling it, to save him.
Anonymous No.717606202 >>717607954 >>717609569
Anonymous No.717606353
>>717605976
>Kris' entire villain arc is the result of moss poisoning
Anonymous No.717606382 >>717607140
>>717606194
Uh... what. I'm in this game?
Anonymous No.717606485 >>717606906 >>717607216
>>717604869
Reminds me of when Trump called Chris and Susie to stage during his victory speech.
https://youtu.be/WI9fbbQ-aTo?t=641
Anonymous No.717606493
>>717588004
Chara tickles my autism in ways few other characters have.
Anonymous No.717606540
>>717605354
Pokemon rules?
Anonymous No.717606619 >>717606691
>>717605660
He's a dumb teen.
Anonymous No.717606691 >>717606991
>>717606619
There's being dumb, there's being autistic, and then there's being TARDED. Kris is tarded, I'd say.
Anonymous No.717606882
>>717588004
Tough call between Toriel and the fat cats
Anonymous No.717606906
>>717606485
We need an edit of this or animation where its Kris and Susie on the state. Optionally, it can also swap Trump for mayor Holiday
Anonymous No.717606991
>>717606691
He's a schizoid, cut him some slack.
Anonymous No.717607029 >>717607115
>>717605660
He can be smart when he wants to be. Like how he subverts ever choice you make into his own.
Anonymous No.717607097 >>717607401
Anonymous No.717607115 >>717607519
>>717607029
That's not him being smart, that's the game limiting choices.
Anonymous No.717607140 >>717607289
>>717606382
yeah that's why it's known for queer representation
Anonymous No.717607216 >>717607475
>>717606485
So what did Kris and Susie due to earn his thanks?
Anonymous No.717607265 >>717607343 >>717607372 >>717607374 >>717608401
I thought that Asriel being a Yoshi main + the How to Draw Dragons book + Asriel kissing Bratty was all supposed to imply that Asriel was into scaly women. Did I miss something important in the story?
Anonymous No.717607289
>>717607140
i'm not gay you fucking dick sucking twink
Anonymous No.717607343 >>717607418 >>717608401
>>717607265
He also dated Catty and Dess though. I think he likes all kinds of monster girls.
Anonymous No.717607372
>>717607265
He rides the dragon into the crimson eye
Anonymous No.717607374 >>717607703
>>717607265
It's fags coping. You can ignore them
Anonymous No.717607401
>>717607097
>It's only called "Susie's Idea" because Susie got her hands on Kris first
Anonymous No.717607418 >>717607796 >>717608367 >>717608401
>>717607343
He likes human girls actually
Anonymous No.717607475 >>717607662 >>717607780
>>717607216
Ate every ballot for Kamala Harris.
Anonymous No.717607519 >>717607614
>>717607115
The game limiting choices by making Kris subvert you.
Anonymous No.717607614 >>717608003
>>717607519
Yes, but that's Toby. Not Kris. Kris is a fictional character from a video game. He cannot make choices, only the person making the game can
Anonymous No.717607662
>>717607475
They didn't even know what it was, they were just hungry.
Anonymous No.717607703
>>717607374
>You can ignore them
But you can't
Anonymous No.717607780 >>717607964 >>717607973 >>717609059
>>717607475
Kris and Susie eating random stuff without consequences is my favorite running gag. Kind of reminds me of the Moomins books where they'd eat whatever debris they could when they just wanted to not feel hungry for a while.
Now that I think of it, the design of the goat people in general also reminds me of those books.
Anonymous No.717607796 >>717608245
>>717607418
So is the genocide ending just you cucking flowey
Anonymous No.717607837
>>717604869
Dess is actually a lot like Carol when she was younger so Carol was hoping she’d eventually just mellow down and carry her political legacy with Asriel as her house husband. Meanwhile she was hoping Kris and Noelle’s combined autism would lead to them breeding like rabbits and giving her a dozen psychopathic hybrid grandkids
Anonymous No.717607954
>>717606202
Kek lmao.
Anonymous No.717607964 >>717608221
>>717607780
I mean, Susie looks like Moomin.
Anonymous No.717607973
>>717607780
Ralsei does dress like Snufkin
Anonymous No.717608003 >>717608147
>>717607614
Why are you being so dense about this? It's about what happens in canon. Yes, Toby is limiting your choices in a meta sense, he also gives the context that it is KRIS IN GAME doing that.
Anonymous No.717608106 >>717608325
I find the idea of the entire Holiday and Dreemurr families shipping Kriselle to be funny. They were one step shy of arranging a marriage before Dess died.
Anonymous No.717608147 >>717608424
>>717608003
Kris cannot make choices. He is a fictional entity
Anonymous No.717608167
>>717583447
Tongue
Anonymous No.717608221
>>717607964
>Susie looks like moonin
I want her to make that face while she moons me
Anonymous No.717608245
>>717607796
Asriel is in fact for cucking. I'll fuck Dess while he watches.
Anonymous No.717608325 >>717608496
>>717608106
>Dess ruined everything by giving Kris wrong fetishes
Anonymous No.717608367
>>717607418
Real.
Anonymous No.717608401 >>717608690
>>717607265
>>717607343
>>717607418
He’s into mentally unstable women who could kill him
Anonymous No.717608424 >>717608564
>>717608147
In the fictional reality they are in they can. You will not win this.
Anonymous No.717608496
>>717608325
She also managed to ruin Noelle at the same time
Anonymous No.717608564 >>717608680
>>717608424
>In the fictional reality
>fictional reality
There is no such thing as a fictional reality bro. It's literally just fiction
Anonymous No.717608680 >>717608793
>>717608564
A fiction cannot be fiction unless realized by ideas, ideas that come into reality. Thus, it is a fictional reality
Anonymous No.717608690 >>717608945
>>717608401
femdom is gay
Anonymous No.717608793 >>717608871
>>717608680
Nah man. Reality is reality, fiction is fiction. There's no in between lol
Anonymous No.717608825
>>717605767
Maybe he really needs the twisted sword and wants you to craft/equip it
Anonymous No.717608871 >>717609052
>>717608793
It isn't an in between. It just is.
Anonymous No.717608945 >>717609148
>>717608690
In the original meaning of happy btw.
Anonymous No.717609036
Thread is being auto-saged btw.
Anonymous No.717609052
>>717608871
Just remember not to take fiction to seriously. Remember it's not real
Anonymous No.717609059 >>717609367
>>717607780
Looks like there's a whole bunch of crossover art for this
Anonymous No.717609148 >>717609693
>>717608945
nope, gay as in sodomite going to hell for eternity because you were gay type gay
Anonymous No.717609367
>>717609059
I've been quite surprised to discover that Moomins have active shipping scene, and it is kinda similar to Deltarune - everyone ships Moomintroll with Snufkin, even though the real best ship is Moomintroll/The Groke
Anonymous No.717609397
Me as noelle having sex with noelle while noelle watches.
Anonymous No.717609437 >>717609465 >>717609601
Guys, we got autosaged.
Kris No.717609465 >>717609607
>>717609437
Thanks for posting my hotwife
Anonymous No.717609569
>>717606202
wow, now i believe that snowgrave is significantly better than noelle deserves!
Anonymous No.717609601
>>717609437
>eats glass seductively
Anonymous No.717609607 >>717609685
>>717609465
das a man (has penis)
Anonymous No.717609685
>>717609607
dasatoilet
Anonymous No.717609693
>>717609148
>Straight sex is faggot shit