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Anonymous No.717582302 >>717582792 >>717582857 >>717582870 >>717582894 >>717583360 >>717583994 >>717586324 >>717588435 >>717591816 >>717592026 >>717592393 >>717595603 >>717596776
Why don't Nintendo make Shygal canon?
Anonymous No.717582352
>Why don't Nintendo
Good morning, sir!
Anonymous No.717582583
>why don't Nintendo make obvious coombait canon
Anonymous No.717582792
>>717582302 (OP)
What about sniffitgals? Or are sniffits the guys since these gals like to twerk it?
Anonymous No.717582857 >>717584173 >>717592324
>>717582302 (OP)
I hope minus8 rots in hell for turning my favorite mario enemy into coomshit
Anonymous No.717582870 >>717591932
>>717582302 (OP)
>Why don't Nintendo make my peeny-weeny stiffy?
Because Nintendo is for kids.
Anonymous No.717582892
Because droneification is an actual fetish and shy guys are already pushing it
Anonymous No.717582894 >>717592376
>>717582302 (OP)
>shygirl
>not shy at all just a slut
Anonymous No.717583360 >>717584061
>>717582302 (OP)
How old is this at this point?
Anonymous No.717583994
>>717582302 (OP)
minus8 is literally the only artist that makes good "girl versions" of characters. Every other artist just draws a generic anime girl with a different hair color.
Anonymous No.717584061
>>717583360
Older than some of the posters here today, and I'm not joking either, there are actual kids here.
Anonymous No.717584173
>>717582857
This
Anonymous No.717584904
MYSTERY NIGGAS
Anonymous No.717586324 >>717587010
>>717582302 (OP)
This shit is incredibly embarrassing
Anonymous No.717587010 >>717587425
>>717586324
It was made before embarrasment was invented.
Anonymous No.717587425
>>717587010
>the original cringe
Anonymous No.717588435
>>717582302 (OP)
guys like minus8 and shadman were running the nsfw scene for games+cartoons, then everyone turned on them.
Anonymous No.717588998 >>717590529
Nintendo also didn't make that queer ass Bowser genderbend canon, rightfully so. It's a kiddie company.
Anonymous No.717590260 >>717590957
Shame -8 mindbroke himself and stopped making anything interesting.
Anonymous No.717590529
>>717588998
Because it doesn't make any sense. Toadette turns into peachette, bowsette would be an amalgamation of toadette and bowser, for it to be a combination of peach and bowser the name would have to be different.
Anonymous No.717590957 >>717591771
>>717590260
>-8 broke
well duh, it's no <==8
Anonymous No.717591771
>>717590957
>minus8 when lessthanequals8 enters the room
Anonymous No.717591816
>>717582302 (OP)
Remember when Nintendo's DLC wasn't kiked?
Anonymous No.717591853
Anonymous No.717591878
if they did make shygirls cannon it would just be a normal shyguy but female

similar to male and female toads (outside of toadette)
Anonymous No.717591932
>>717582870
Rosalina and Pauline exists
Anonymous No.717591938 >>717594701 >>717594861 >>717596937
Remember when people were convinced that Nintendo would make Bowsette canon?
Anonymous No.717592026 >>717592724
>>717582302 (OP)
>SHY-gal
>it's a whore
Anonymous No.717592324
>>717582857
So strange. I was sure I played MKW the other day and there weren't any "coombait" shyguys, only regular ones. Did the hex wear off? Or maybe you're retarded.
Anonymous No.717592376
>>717582894
Atleast its realistic
Anonymous No.717592393 >>717592550 >>717592790
>>717582302 (OP)
Porn PORN PORN THE JOKE IS PORN IT IS TOTALLY NORMAL TO TALK WITH MEN ABOUT MASTURBATING TO CHILDREN'S VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS
Anonymous No.717592550
>>717592393
You're the only one talking about porn.
Anonymous No.717592724 >>717596579
>>717592026
Most of the shy girls are whore, never heard about Stoya?
Anonymous No.717592790
>>717592393
should i be talking about it with women instead, or...?
Anonymous No.717594701
>>717591938
That was just pornsick trannies.
Anonymous No.717594861
>>717591938
Already was canon in their art but it'd be weird now. Maybe in some Mario RPG but don't see it happening in 3D Mario, they always seem to move on and do something completely different
Anonymous No.717595603
>>717582302 (OP)
because they're ugly
Anonymous No.717596579 >>717597565
>>717592724
>girl's shy
>she's a whore
>girl's extroverted
>she's a whore
>girl's conservative
>she's a whore
are all girl's just whore's
Anonymous No.717596776
>>717582302 (OP)
for me it’s black cloak/red hair
Anonymous No.717596851 >>717598638
>shy guy is just a stout funny little fella
>shy gal is a huge fucking slut with long legs
lame
Anonymous No.717596937
>>717591938
only porn addicted retards ever thought this
Anonymous No.717597565
>>717596579
There's three kinds of women, anon. Bitches, whores, and sluts. Bitches want everything handed to them for nothing. Whores are willing to put in some effort for the things they want. Sluts just do things because they want to/it's fun. Most modern women fall under the bitch category. The ones you could classify as 'traditional' fall under the whore category. Sluts are the rarest and your encounter(s) with them (if any) will be fleeting.
Anonymous No.717598638 >>717598920
>>717596851
>man is some short stumpy comic relief
>woman is some long-legged curvy supermodel
That just describes a good chunk of cartoon relationships.
Anonymous No.717598920
>>717598638
I hate that you’re right and I look the fool