Thread 717586114

this guy got cucked by a midget skeleton with no dick lol fucking loser

Unfunny meme

>>717586114 (OP)
I haven't played the later chapters past 1 but does Asgore really run someone over?

>>717587519
no it's a meme that already died harder than dess

>>717587715
You could say it really... got run into the ground.

>>717587519
The king's chariot cannot be stopped

>>717587519
Asgore did run someone over in the past...

...and it's *not* Dess.

>>717588268
>he accidentally ran over the cat guy and that's why his arm is gone
I bet they go out for drinks still

The actual Prophecy says the Queen's charriot
So if anyone did it, it would be Toriel

>>717588886
>toriel runs someone over in asgore's lifted f-350 cummins
kino

>>717588886
what if he was driving it

>>717588886
>toriel runs someone over in asgore's lifted f-350 powerstroke
kino

>>717588957
>toriel gets drunk, runs someone over in asgores truck (her car was in the shop at the time)
>only witnesses mistake her for asgore as it was a chaotic situation in the dead of night
>toriel somehow makes it home and doesn't remember anything

>>717588990
Toriel was driving with Asgore. She crashed the car and ran over Dess, leaving Toriel unconscious, Asgore decided to switch seats with her to take the blame

>>717589074
>whole town talking about it
>she thinks he really did
>divorces him over it
Cinema...

>>717586114 (OP)
>"haha look at me i posted the biggest child grooming fandom on earth, i love grooming kids, i even groom adults too, everyone will be groomed"
when the files get leaked eventually you'll hang yourselves for supporting pedos

>>717589376
What files?

>>717589376
>troony may dilate
lol

>>717589573
>4troonschan
lol

>>717589376
Everyone should be properly groomed, you dirty unhygienic hippie. Take a shower and get a hair cut, smelly.

>>717589376
But OP didn’t post Minecraft?

deltaloonies speedrunning being the most unfunny forced fandom any%

>>717589074
>>717589231
If this ends up being the case (it won't) the entire fandom would implode and we'd see Toriel and Sans on crosses.

>>717590790
I'm all but convinced that Toby reads all the theories explicitly so he can do something out of the book, so there's no point taking any theory seriously.

you are simply jealous that you are no longer the epicenter of meme culture. understandable, but you need to cope.

>>717590847
Doing this is retarded. Just go with what you had in mind, changing the story just because you saw someone predict will result in a worse story

>>717591676
get your own memes

>>717592829
yeah i mean if you're gonna rip off other memes, rip off something funny

>>717589376
>groom adults
Let me guess. On the spectrum?