RIP Grass Wonder (1995-2025).
Press F to pay respect.
>its real
R.I.P Grass, you were my first A-ranker.
Straight to the horse meat factory
Uma Delicia !
>people love horses now
are we still humanity's best friend
>30 years old
He had a good run...
>>717588156What's the horse equivalent of Pitbulls?
>>717588469The Stay Gold spawns.
>>717587187 (OP)F
Don't worry, he is being reborn in Uma world as a cute girl after being isekai'd.
>>717587813 Same here, bro. She carried me through so many frustrating events when I had no idea what I was doing. Her OST still hits me in the feels. Ride high in the sky, Grass.
now grass can go rape spechan in horse heaven
>>717587187 (OP)F
grass wonder is in my top ten favorite umas. love her design and personality. Even though I didn't know these horses for long I still feel so attached
>>717587187 (OP)God I can't wait for the funeral gibs, better be 1500 carats at the very least
>>717588469Red ribbon horses
>Log in the game
>Title menu announced by Grass
>>717588992Unironically evil mindset but I can't knock the hustle
did someone post cp in the last thread or something?
>>717588525i like the hobo on the left
>deleted
janny is SEETHING
>>717587187 (OP)>hates amreican people>feels sad for an american horse>loves this anime horse girlwhat's wrong with me
>>717589073https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/717573502/
No.
>560+ posts
>>717589275oh it was just a pic of scarlet.
>>717589258You're tsundere for Americans. I bet you jack it to girls in American flag bikinis.
>>717587187 (OP)F
ๆฅๆใฏ็ฉบๆใๅปๆใฏ่ตค่ใ
ไธๅปไธๆฅใๅ้ไบคๆ
this series succeeded in making /v/ not just care about race horses, but mourn for them
gonna rub one out to grass wonder today to pay my respects
ALL of us should do a Grass Wonder run today and earn the Phoenix epithet in his/her honor.
>>717589258Umm, Grass Wonder is a true ๆฅๆฌไบบ.
is the mood in the CM going to be great, normal or random?
also rip Grass
>>717589418Not the first time.
And definitely won't be the last...
>>717589258>Macro sociology vs micro psychology.You can be friends with people you disagree with
>>717589432Everyone called him a fatass before he died.
>>717589459Already did. She jobbed hard.
>>717589468Random.
Finals might have fixed mood but I vaguely remember that taking a while to implement.
>>717589468Random until the finals where everyone get the highest mood up, but that was a later addition, I don't know if they would do it for global.
>>717587187 (OP)Sleep tight chestnut honse
>>717589565>>717589541can you use consumables to boost it?
>>717588156people have loved horses for thousands of years bro, just not as long as dogs
they've been replaced by cars only 100 or so years ago and were almost completely abandoned because humans are faggots
IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO
>>717587187 (OP)F
Her career is a pretty good story about rivals. It's a common theme in the franchise that rivals push you further, but her story executes it pretty well moreso than the others.
>>717589609Nope. You can't use consumables during CM.
>>717589202This weeb has some of the hardest lines in the careers.
It's like a part of the character actually died. That's rough.
>>717588109It literally just tastes like beef what's the problem
>Hugh Hogan
>Ozzy
>Now Grass Wonder
What's happening?
>>717589675the problem is horses have been with humans risking their lives in wars and working in fields for god knows how long and you're no better than a dog-eating chink
>>717587187 (OP)F
Always killed my medium/long Ura chances
Rip to a legend
>deleted at bump limit
literally why
>>717589794People (and horses) die when they get old. Although Ozzy should've died like 30 years ago.
>>717589905lel but also :[
>>717589490Special Week was a soul sacrifice to create the anime
Strange how many pictures I've seen of horses with cats
How do i become a real japanese like grass wonder did
>>717589073Janny deleted it after hitting bump limit for some reason
>>717590031That looks like the cat of the loli director.
>>717590031>anon hasn't figured out barn cats yet
>>717590031I think it's just very common to have stable cats. They take care of vermins.
>>717589490>All 4chins boards relentlessly shits on gays (eventually replaced by trannies) and black people all time>4chins then mourn them the most when they dieReally makes you think
>>717590031Here's Stay Gold as well. For some reason I thought he wasn't around anymore, but I guess he's still kicking
>>717589938Damn Brian died so young.
>>717590007>Special Week sacrificed himself so that millions of people would celebrate horses
>>717590031They're called barn cats and live in their natural state.
>>717590164there's a difference between gays and attention seeking faggots
>>717590210I fucking kneel to the overlord of the rising sun
>>717590031Here's Oguri and his groomer's cat
>>717590181HE'S STILL ALIVE???
On that day, we witnessed a historic moment.
He was that fast. He was incredibly strong.
This young prodigy, even if rivals stand in his way,
will continue to make us wonder.
Grass Wonder "Wonder Boy"
>amount of people pretending they care
Grim.
>>717590210>>717590007Truly the SUPREME COMMANDER
>>717590362brown or black?
>>717590037Practice folding your bokken 200 hours a week.
>>717590164harambe is honorary white
>born 2009
well at least somebody is sticking around for a while
>>717589202>there is no path before me only in my wokeesl here
pls explain the meaning
F. In honour, I will finally beat the URA Finals with her.
>>717590362I shouldn't care, it's a fucking horse lmao
But I do
She was my first hot springs winner
>>717589490>>717590007Oh yeah. That was a weird ass timing for S1's airing.
>>717590327Wait no he's been dead for ages (2015). Guess it was an older photo then, or I got it mixed up
>>717589809In India, cows are sacred but you fucking whites eat them anyway. Why should them and other cultures eating horses bother you so much then?
>>717590362i can't believe this absurd horsegirl gacha made me care
>>717590164gays and faggots, also blacks and niggers
>>717590417Horse?
Brown.
Love brown so much?
>>717590581>you whitesThe entire world eats beef but you guys
>>717590493She not walking down a path made by someone else before, she's the one paving the way
You can interpret sort of like "I'm carving my own destiny"
R.I.P. Grass Wonder. I hope that you didn't rape or try to rape Special Week.
>>717589809So? I'm gonna eat it either way.
Bet you make glue jokes all the time.
>>717590742The Grass Boner Incident
>>717589905I was too slow
>>717590778my face + her chest = ?
>>717590362that's the thing. I shouldn't care. but I do. I understand why Japan loves these characters so much. why they love these horses. and why they idolize them.
>>717590683that's cool
i thought she is just a funny weeb
>>717590493She isn't following an existing path; a path is left wherever she goes as a result of her power.
>>717590742>be a weeb>raped japan's national hero
>read thread
>thought someone famous died
>its just a horse
I dont get it
Its just a dumb horse
Urara's death is going to be some sort of national day of mourning in Japan
>>717590905where does doto live? i wanna meet him before the inevitable happens
jeets not sending their best
>>717590984>it's not enough that I should succeed, others must failMEAN nature
>>717591090Northern Lake ranch in Niikappu, Hokkaido. Don't know if they allow visitors though
>>717591089Fun fact that I just found out today, Haru Urara is a descendant of Man O' War.
>>717591050that horse WAS a famous celebrity
>>717590362Well it is sad, itโs this innate thing humans have called empathy. The horse meant something to people, it was accomplished and someone designed a fictional character for them based on their feats and mannerisms, then time took them away. I feel itโs normal for that to make someone at least a bit sad
>>717591050hey fuck you buddy
>>717589675>>717589809The actual reason horse meat was banned is because it was being fraudulently sold as beef despite being considered inferior. It was never an animal welfare policy, but a consumer protection one.
>>717591226The GOAT bloodline
>>717590120What is a barn cat and why isn't there a barn dog?
>>717588469Probably the breeds from China and the Philippines. Unlike most other places where horses are mainly bred for riding, these two countries have organized horse fighting.
>>717591226every thoroughbred is closely related. the breed was started by 3 arabian horses after all.
>>717587187 (OP)S to spit. You faggots wouldn't even care about horse if it wasn't for gooning brains out from gacha game
>>717587187 (OP)When I did her run it went smooth like butter and gave me some pretty good sparks. RIP
>>717591203>hokkaidodamn nigger
>>717591050More people care about this horse than you. Made more money too
>>717588525these are war horses forced to race
>>717588469horses owned by pikeys
>>717591462weak bait/10
find your attention somewhere else buddy
>>717591412>organized horse fighting????
>>717591462No shit, otherwise it's not video games. Retard
>>717591462I felt bad for my horse that was killed at the end of RDR2 buddy. Iโm not a soulless brown like you. I can feel compassion for actual animals as well
How many tons of grass would be needed to extend her lifespan? I don't want Urara to die bros
>>717591462well, yeah. uma musume helped introduce people to horse racing.
>>717591412sounds expensive as fuck
>>717591675Animals don't have souls, you should hate them as you hate browns
>>717591785>strong stamina>strong endurancei wonder if urara would actually thrive in horse fighting instead of racing.
>>717591834trying too hard
>>717591848Natie should be imprisoned for this.
>haru is almost 30 years old
>>717591795SIKE
check gametora
but you gotta admit, we got you, didn't we?
>>717591797Fuck off society wouldnโt be where is today if we didnโt become friends with horses
>>717591797Ironic, because that is an unbelievably brown attitude. Compassion for animals is a universal trait in white societies.
>>717591854>Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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>>717591226Daughter of Nippo Teio (Akitsu Teio in Cinderella Gray)
>>717591940Phew. Now I can go back to calling her Ass Wonder without feeling bad.
>>717591705She's the same age as Grass Wonder so she doesnt have much left.
Gold Ship i dont know how old he is but he was supposedly in perfect health after retirement which is very unusual for a race horse so maybe he's likely going to last longer
>>717588525Golshi is not really evil. The rest yea.
>>717591854F
Have fun in uma heaven, Grass.
>>717591458Like 80% of the cast is descended from Sunday Silence
Would it be disrespectful to post ass wonder now?
>>717592094he was born in 2009. gold ship is really young for a retired horse. he's 16 which is like 38 in horse years
>>717591785>Gets Clotheslined
>>717592094Gold Ship is only like 15. He's got another 10+ years easy
>>717591571When was the last time you saw a horse?
>>717592253Is this a legal move when racing?
>>717587187 (OP)>RIP Grass Wonder
>>717592227No. Assposting would be a celebration of GW life. Keep doing it anon.
>>717592154yup and 80% of european and australian horses descend from northern dancer and 80% of american horses descend from mr prospector.
>Hong Lu's Newest ID was released mere minutes before Grass Wonder's death
conspiracy time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdZthRqLL6Q&ab_channel=ProjectMoonOfficial
>>717592227i like this artist
>>717591412>Even their horses are the strongestMOST POWERFUL RACE
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how did mr hands die in uma musume universe?
I think this is the best I can do with my support cards
If only Late Surge spark proc'd instead of Pace
>>717592309If anything this is pretty tame.
>Taiki Shuttle>brought a revolver to a race>Rice Shower>brought a knife to a race
>>717592126Gold Ship love crowd unlike his siblings. Like Fenomeno hate tourists and Orfevre tried to murder his jockey all the time.
>>717592309Yes
You can also jump from the top rope (or the nearest fence) to stop the leader in its tracks
>>717592338Limbabs in the horse girl thread...
>>717591050You wish you were a dumb horse.
>>717592094>supposedly in perfect health after retirementI've heard this rumour about him being perfectly healthy post-retirement a couple times but never could figure out if it held any truth to it. It sounds implausible, but considering he's pretty smart for a horse it's not completely unbelievable either
>>717592330I wonder if anyone tries to innovate and introduce new genes to bloodline anymore
There are millions of children dying from hunger in Gaza right now.....
And you guys are crying over an old horse...?
>>717592596What a weirdo.
How do I build an Evil Wonder in her honor then?
It has never been more over.
>>717592338>Hong Lu killed grass wonderoh no
>>717591516some anon said that like half of the horses are ranched in Hokkaido
I trust him
>>717592668People can cry for both, anon. People can also get justice.
>>717592713We have Almond now
>>717592596They say Gold Ship never tried in any of his races and just coasted through his entire career. Pretty based.
>>717590984you should be able to kabedon your umas when they act like this
>>717592713They need to add more recently retired horses.
Equinox when?
>>717592808I didn't vote tor her.
i just realized horses don't have fur just like us, do they have the second highest stamina after humans?
>>717592668You could use this argument for any period in history.
Like why cry because your pet dog died when there's actual people dying?
In the end we connect more to what's closer to us, even if intectually we understand bigger tragedies as something bad.
>>717592835I hope Cygames make the story more exciting than Kitasan's.
>>717593014its hair, not dense enough to be called fur
>>717592713Suzuka's ear is alive?
>>717592251Yeah I might see horses stop doing work around 20-25 depending on what their "work" was. Children and school horses (light riding basically) can be done in low 20s ez.
>>717592938well they sweat just like humans.
>>717592938They do have fur. Also ceteceans probably have the best stamina even better than humans
>>717592596the only real injury he ever had was hurting his tooth. aside from that, he's been in tip-top shape for years.
>>717593047I'm not sure how they'd do it since he was so dominant
>>717593056They're keeping it alive in order to clone him in the future.
>>717591203you have to get an invite first
>>717592852You don't vote for a king.
>>717592648its very hard to find a champion anywhere that isnt a descendant of one of the main lines (dancer, silence, prospector, nasrullah) and its ironically a financial risk to take in an unrelated unproven sire.
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The newest club: /v/mapyoi
>Please put "/v/" on your profile's comment to identify you. You can change it later after being approved.
>Simply be active and don't forget about the shoes
>We're at 28/30 members currently
RIP Grass
>>717592961That's Evil Nature, but I guess it works with similar cards, what are they? I think I only have R tier debuffing cards
>>717589926Taking enough hard drugs turn you into a near-immortal lich until you stop taking them
>>717592251>>717592596>>717592275>Hmm everyone seems to think ill last very long since im young and healthy>Wouldn't it be very funny if i....>*Drops dead*
>>717590031cats are worthless shits so they have time to go hang out with horses
dogs on farms and ranches have jobs and are working
>>717589325Midori no Subarashii though
What an unfortunate name.
>>717587187 (OP)I am sorry we all called you a fatass yesterday we didn't mean it :(
>>717593778You should apologize by posting visual examples of your slander.
>>717588156I guarantee you 100% of everyone posting in this thread did not give a single shit about horses until some ecelebs shilled the japanese horse girl gacha game
>>717593332MY
FUARKING
KIIIIINGGGGGG
>>717593049The difference between hair and fur is just length
>>717593404R Rudolph is the only R debuffer that's worth it. SR has Tachyon, Marvelous, and that recent welfare Nature. SSR Rice is available as f2p as well.
>>717593861>unless you were born with innate love for thing with 0 input from anyone else you're a FRAUDok autist, back to your gooncave. human beings are talking right now.
>>717593534>dogshitter doesn't know why people keep cats on their farmsMany such cases
>>717589585not cool bro ;_;
>>717593778YOU FUCKER THIS IS YOUR FAULT
>>717589585Daily reminder that we're going to see more of these announcements.
>>717593916You have never rode a horse. You have taken care of one, you have never even interacted with one. A gachabrained retard calling anyone a gooner is rich. A gachabrained retard calling himself a human is priceless.
>>717594107>you chose to like horses>I WAS BORN IN THE HORSE, MOULDED BY ITok autist, back to your gooncave. human beings are talking
>>717594089What are those toys
AEEEEEEEIIII
>>717594107kill yourself, faggot
>Remembered as a legend
>Lived to 30 which is old as fuck for a horse
Why be sad? He had an amazing life.
>>717594107>You have taken care of oneHow do you know
>>717594264just some silly mythical beings that stimulates a young uma's imagination and sense of play
>>717593882ok but they sweat like us humans so there's no way thats fur
what other animals that sweat too i wonder
>>717593892Ah true, I might have actual decent cards then, I'll give it a try
>>717594107i rode a camel once
Sorry but who or what is Grass Wonder? Iโve never heard of them
>>717593534Enjoy all your rats and other vermin without barn cats.
>>717593685Who would win?
>>717594508First equine victim of cyberbullying
>>717594434I love watering down horses after an exercise and wiping them off afterwards.
call me stupid but Teio suddenly became sexy in this one shot
>>717594610that's an american horse alright.
I know the best use of club points is probably the SSR cards but the Tachyon stars are also there and she is my waifu and...
>>717594107I have. Still have my Stetson from my time working there.
>>717594434>what other animals that sweat too i wonderplatypus sweat milk for their babies to drink.
>>717594716yeah because she really wasn't sexy until she bent over in a track and field uniform
>>717594696Tachyon would not approve of inefficient resource usage. Stay strong brother.
>>717593534Dogs on farms and ranches don't have jobs, they are just farm tools with as little brains as a tractor.
>>717589490I still weep for Grape-kun.
>>717594696don't get tempted, there's a good banner for trainees coming up where you can dump carats for statues or other copies of tachyon
>>717594696I still haven't unlocked the SSR cards because I haven't done story.
>>717593861You're right, I didn't really give a shit about horses until my favorite e-celeb elizabeth the second went on TV during the royal ascot.
Man I hate this event. Goldship was my best legacy breeder and now I can't use her to do Goldship runs.
>>717594948You're making the real Gold Ship proud to abandon your racing heritage to become a dedicated breeder.
>>717594264There's a reason Cygames erased that manga from the internet
>>717594646I also love having a shower after running a marathon.
>>717592330>>717592154And 95% of all racehorses in the world are descended from Eclipse.
How does a good Golshi deck look like? I have no idea how to train End Closers properly
>>717594948do you need to clear these missions as goldship? afaik you only need to do the 54k fans one with her
>>717595068And 100% are descended from the three Goddesses
>>717595194Is that like how all Pokemon are descendants of Arceus and Mew?
>>717594910there's a story in this game? I've only been doing careers
>>717595068it's 100%
you only need to go back to the 20's you find pharos who is the grand sire of every thoroughbred.
Was Urara not allowed to have children? How depressing...
>>717595267Who's gonna pay to fuck a loser?
>>717594797>Her info mentions holding a record for her forward bendThey put this in just so I would IMAGINE, didn't they?
>>717595341There were plans to breed her with a very successful horse at one point just to see what would happen but they never actually went ahead and did it, I cant remember if it was before or after she was lost
>>717595080Power and stamina over speed
>>717595060I'm not wiping you off.
>>717595120Oh you're right, I thought I needed 6 million fans for her, turns out it was just 600k.
>>717595267she was seen as worthless due to her losses and not worth breeding, at least not unti she got her shining star reputation
>>717595452Was probably her shithead owner trying to drum up attention. He didn't have any money to pay for a stud fee
>>717595573>>717595452Her insane tenacity and willingness to run are really positive traits, so I can see why there would be interest, especially considering her pedigree. Just gotta roll the dice and hope she doesn't land on Small Honse and Fucking Slowpoke
was it true that irl grass wonder raped special week and give him trauma?
Why is Bakushin dressed like a whore here?
>>717595684>traumawait... that word...
>>717591797I am more likely to believe that
>literally nothing has a soul>literally everything has a soulThan I am to believe that
>only humans have souls
>try to get the Phoenix title for Grass Wonder today
>she flubs it but rolls 3 star stamina anyway
i'll take it
bless you Grass Wonder
>>717595784Depends on the flavor of Christianity.
>>717594883You mean that one in january where all banners are at once?
>>717595684Yes, Grass-chan is raping Spe-chan in heaven now
Grass Wonder in february this year, during his 30th anniversary.
>>717595452With Stay Gold and Deep Impact no less
>>717595579From what I remember reading she had like three owners and the last one just gave her up to a farm
who's the worst uma currently? is it anime mcqueen? her ult is dogshit and most of the built-in skills are trash, but the stat spread seems okay?
>Go with doing the Japanese Oaks over the Derby in my current Top Gun run because her stats aren't quite up to snuff
>Special Week is there
Girl your storyline
>>717595684Normal Week looks bald.
>>717588156>weOmg dogs use 4chong?!
>>717588156>are we still humanity's best friendWhite women only
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>>717596462That's silly, how would our paws even type properly.
>>717595579Apparently Haru's popularity made her siblings harder to sell. Perhaps it's related to that, even if they got to pay the stud fee the owners would end up with offspring that no one wants to buy
>>717596190The character I see that gets the most complaints is Rice Shower but maybe most people just don't have anime McQueen
What is acquire beneficial conditions?
>>717595697It's her alternate outfit later.
>>717596730paizuri outfit
>>717596730What a god damn slut
>>717596726Buffs like Charming and Practice Perfect.
>>717595949Doesn't look that fat in this one
>>717594107My mom had two horses and I rode one once when I was a child.
>>717594737nice fedora neigha
>>717589585Damn, she died before debuting as a vtumor
>>717594107>he never went to a pony farm as a kidsad
>>717590302Oguri Cap and his Oguri Cat
I'M SICK OF UMAS TAKING OUR JOBS
GO BACK TO RACING AND EATING CARROTS YOU WHORES
>>717596730Bakushin Butterfly...
God damnit. I'm so fucking tired. Tired of this shitty game. Tried of it pissing me off several times a day. It's so good at finessing me out of my gameplan, making me go play to stat competitive and then dumping me out on my ass at the very end. I hate everything about this shit. An yet I keep coming back to it. I want to quit this game. Fuck this shit.
>>717590164I thought you were calling Spe gay for a hot minute.
>>717594834I can hear this picture breathing
uma musume guides be like
for this character you will need speed, but you will also need stamina and power
>>717596953>t. h*man woman
when will my favourite slut enter global?
>>717597348October and she's not a slut
>>717595949>30 yearshe had a great run
so should i go for something like this but less non-red skills and try to stop at b+? i'm kinda retarded and don't know how to play the game
>>717592291Today, there's a stable across from the canal near my house.
>>717597460>not confident>clumsy>unluckydefinitely got gangbanged once.
>>717597348>>717597460I heard her trying to imitate Opera's laugh and my sides exploded
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NOOOO MY HOTSPRING VIRGINITY
>it's a super creek never gives swinging maestro or shows up for stamina training episode
I hate that I have to rely on her. She keeps fucking me over but I need her too much to just kick her out.
>>717597614don't forget to get her to potential level 5
>>717597828Enjoy that 99.1% success rate, anon
Since this is a mourning thread can we also mourn my cat. She passed 3 weeks ago but itโs still painful.
>>717587187 (OP)when creek banner ?
Anyone got the pic where three Musumes surround a tired trainer with "Mood Down" at the top? Tried looking on Dan, Gel, & Pal but couldn't find it.
>>717597531this is not the time for puns, rudolf
>>717587187 (OP)sent to the glue factory
>>717595949he looked old, 30 is a good age for throughroughbreds
>>717597697Hey man just because she's chubby and insecure doesn't means she got taken advantage of by unscrupulous trainers
>>717597828another one bites the dust
>>717598125i beg to differ :)
>>717597985after you put the bib on
>>717593161Born to dilly-dally, forced to race.
>>717597828Donโt worry anon, they say goldship treats mates really nicely.
>>717597828>took by gold ship toodamn, is it hard coded that your trainer hymen would get broken by her horse cock?
>>717598123Thank you, this time I'll save the post number.
>place first in the race
>get debuff
I don't get this horse.
>>717597828They say you fall in love after the 3rd orgasm
>>717591412>it's realhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organized_horse_fighting
>>717597985god that is the cutest fucking shit I've seen in my life.
>>717598909You're going to lose your debut
>>717598909bro you are gonna lose the debut
>URA final
>no Swinging Maestro
>no Professor of Curvature
>no Concentration
>fucking RNG decide to go for guts and stam all the time
>got 1k stam before second summer
>fucking MLB kitasan and sweep rarely goes to speed
>failed any late race and forced to end my career sooner despite desperately spamming speed training to clear the scripted stats.
>Speed training lvl 5 and only got 500 speed after second summer.
>>717597828losing is the easiest thing in the world
bros, I'm in love with Gold Ship
>>717598125>trainersyou mean tanned college students from outside Tracen
one of them being (Me)
How much money are you forced to fork over playing this?
>>717598548It's her secret event, don't pick the second option.
>>717599175Based
Don't let others tell you what you can or cannot do
>>717599383Mayano Top Tum
>>717599221Not this one...she's built different.
>>717599658But it's junior year pre debute...
>>717599470>Supports all got hit with the slacker debuffTime to go and kick all their asses.
Quick Kitasan or Super Creek support hint?
>>717599660I can't look at that retarded face without snapping, knowing it could've been Mayano in there with me.
>>717599660why is her nipple so low
>>717587187 (OP)Rip horsefren <(*-*)> cant find any information on her trainer or owner are they still alive? And her jockey
>>717599470Scared by Teio's aura
>>717595247have you been also skipping team trials and legend races?
>>717599687I'm glad you understand.
>>717599741>all those things you want to do to Mayano-chan, I'll do them to you, Trainer-sanBuckle up, reciprocity is the key to a healthy relationship.
>>717597828Is there any connection between โboobyโ and โboobsโ?
And this... is to go even further... beyond!!!
>>717599959Slower than molasses owo
Do NOT let your Haru watch anime, it WILL rot her brain.
>>717599848I used to think my trainer career was a tragedy... but now I realize it's a comedy...
>>717599959Going full End with Goldship is the best.
>>717599959i guess it kinda makes sense when you consider the distance and the fact that all the stats are padded?
>>717600159Theres always worse trainers desu desu like the one who thought it was a good idea to let Catherine the Great on one
>"wtf how could my highly tuned Air Groove lose not just the 1st place but 2nd place as well, she never loses"
>look inside
>"""Nice Nature""" with +6 Red Skills
>>717600126Haru Urara kunoichi outfit and seduction training....
>>717599959>Front running staminamaxxed Golshi crushing the competitionFive speed every run """trainers""" will try to discredit and claim that this is fake
>>717600114Slow, yet unquenchable!
Powerless, yet eternal!!!
>>717599470hanging out without you
>>717600391Honestly haven't tried uma yet but I do love horse racing :D watching it right meow actually, unfortunately derby games aren't too much a thing in US|EU dunno about Rooland or Scandinavia
Damn, this event made me so rich I started buying Star Pieces at the Daily Shops.
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SHOULD I DO IT BROS?
How do you think she's doing right now?
>>717600364she doesn't need any seduction training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctqij8y3sWo
post kinos
>>717600650She's a virgin, she can't ensnare men by showing them her doll collection and the facts about the mama doll, the papa doll and the baby doll.
>>717600645Happily married with 3 kids (2 male, 1 uma)
>>717587187 (OP)horses live for 30 years? i thought they died at like 10
>>717600642You will have to if you wann unlock those potentials.
>>717600126It's all Digital's fault anyways. Imagine letting an impressionable child like Urara near a degenerate yuritard like her.
>>717600735speak for yourself I'm very ensared right now
>>717600534stupid goyim with no impulse control or foresight be like
Does Cygames ever add expy umas to the game?
>>717601095too many real horses on the waiting list
Will they eventually add this song to the Jukebox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>717594227>I WAS BORN IN THE HORSE, MOULDED BY ITfucking kek
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP LOSING THE TRIPLE CROWN RACES YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING HORSE I HOPE GENTILDONNA RAPES YOU
>>717601095No.
>tfw no Belno Light to replace green devilIT HURTS
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>>717600831>>717600989why is this race HARDER than most must races
did anyone else get a warning for posting in an uma musume thread yesterday?
>>717601221You made Rice Shower cry. Repent for your sins and deeds
>>717601296NIGGA SHE CRIES ALL BY HERSELF
>>717599959Brvtal staminapill.
>>717601305life has many goals, soccer boy
>>717601296why does rice have such a cake on her
>>717601274i dont know if its a placebo or not but i feel that races that give you more fans are harder
>"That may seem extreme, but I canโt stress enough, Stamina is more important than Speed. 1200 Speed 500 Stamina is 3 seconds (~30 lengths) slower than 500 Speed 1200 Stamina on Tennosho Spring (3200m). You lose so much speed when out of stamina."
>>717601305Yeah, Father of Narita Top Road and Hishi Miracle
>>717601289yes, i got a warning for posting in one and another warning for making an uma thread
i guess jannies don't like it when Opera O is the OP image
>>717601154>>717601273Damn, that sucks. I really like some of the CinGray mob umas
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>>717601346>1200 Speed 250 Stamina LOSES TO 130 Speed 500 Stamina
>>717601346is speed a meme then?
>>717601346b-b-bakushinbros...?
>>717601616>Jannies hate greatnessI'm shocked.
>winning all 5 of my races in team race against the highest difficulty opponent still doesn't get me enough points to retain my position in class 6
yeah get me the fuck out of this class man
>>717601841Without stamina, yes. Nothing funnier than doing a TT against a guy who Speedmaxed and Witmaxed while dumping stamina.
Should I get Beeline Burst or some cheaper white stamina skills (I have a ton available), Gorshi btw.
>>717601841you still need it, it's just that if you're not meeting the stamina threshold for a race's distance your horse will burn out and put everything else to waste
>>717601991Winning isn't enough if you're just farming points, you want all of your umas to place as high as possible while also proccing as many unique skills as possible
>>717593861>what is the fuckery of mlp 10 years ago
>>717599249>Oguri Cap if she never left Kasamatsu
>>717601289Nope and I even made the thread after two others were deleted
Grass-chan Im sorry for calling you fat. Even fat you were cute.
>>717601346>1200 speed 1000 stamina loses to 200 speed 1200 staminaThat's it, I am dumping all my speed cards and trade them for stamina then
>>717601991Witmaxxing is unironically better in TT because proccing tons of skills net you way higher point than just winning.
>>717601991I am still unable to get out of Class 4 demotion
>>717597348>>717597460>in game horse is cute and ditzy>irl horse was a rapist ojiisan
>>717602529>no Tamomo Cross walking around Tracen punching all the mare Umas
What ost I'd the one that plays in the lobby that sound like they're say MY WAY
>>717588525Except Fenomeno. Or maybe he'd go ballistic in an actual war but we'll never know.
>>717602529Will uma only bee Japanese horse racing? Or will it allow others too? Feels like Japan has a near monopoly on derby games
>>717603095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk
GO THIS WAY
MOU KOWAKUNAIIII
KONO SAKI NA NIGGA MATTEI YOUTO MO
SHINJITE
MAE EEEEEE
MAE EEEEEE
SOU MAE EEEEEE
KIMI O NOSETEEEEEEEEEE
>>717603261Yeah it's only Japanese horse racing. Maybe they'll do a spinoff but I doubt it
>>717603261Nobody else cares about horse racing. Japs aren't obligated to shove fat american horses (RIP to a real nigga) into their game.
>>717603440They're eating grass on the Elysian fields now...
>>717601616jannies are banning uma images as OPs
I tried with mambo and it didn't work either
>>717603605>_ instead of %
>>717603261It'd be very cool to see some western legends, but they need the rights and I doubt some John Doe from the midwest is gonna be down for animeifying his horse
>>717602337>>717601652You can do the tests yourselves btw.
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>717603261Some foreign Uma NPCs will show up later like in the Arc event but you can't roll for them.
>>717603478I would beg to differ desu Saratoga|NY just had their big race in the Whitney :3
>>717603425 I can hope or at least put up current Japanese horses like Forever Young too
>>717603668The three goddesses are western legends.
>>717603726They've only added horses after they officially retire but yeah that'd be cool to include a horse that challenged the world
>>717592824But only if they flinch, despite them being able to fold you like a chair thqnks to their horse strength. God, just imagining Neicha flinching at a kabedon makes me diamonds.
>fail 9% twice in a row
AAAAAAAAA
>>717603668They can do Seabiscuit since he's old enough to be public domain right?
>>717592512>gay AEW flippy shitFuck that. Who is the Brock Lesnar of horses?
>>717603972>not taking the hint after the first failgotta reset your RNG, brother
>>717603972Still nowhere near something like perfect world international lol.
Why does she dresses like a divorced aunt?
>>717601346>Assumes 1200 powerI bet this fucks with the results a lot though, it means the stamina maxed horse hits its max speed instantly in the final spurt
>>717601289yes, also for making a thread
>>717604094She has the same haircut as my lesbian aunt
>>717604009I assume so? Her owner passed too so who would stop it?
Santa Anita Park is fully modeled in the game for the American Oaks. The UI is also modeled after real USA horse racing broadcast (which was also what they did for the Arc), so there's a high chance the next scenario will take place in America.
>>717604094Concept artist wasn't paid enough
>>717603208Tamamo Cross clears this with his microdick.
>>717604094to hide her humongous tits
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why does everyone and their mother suddenly have this card MLB'd and set as their support? im annoyed since some guy's MLB fine motion switched out for this, is it good?
>>717596730They're really making it very tough to not jerk it to the horse girls.
>>717603972i failed 8% twice in a row yesterday. king halo of course
>>717604223>the US is souless shitTo the surprise of nobody.
>>717603440>Spe waited all this time to call Grass Wonder a nigger one more timeToo pure
>>717604273idk i didnt even know that card existed until like two days ago
>>717604585Bake this!
*unzips dick*
>>717604273it has good skills for the upcoming champions meeting
>Get 2* ticket from event
>Goldship
I don't know why I even considered any other outcome.
>>717604223Aren't US tracks practically all dirt?
>>717604273I haven't even seen this
>>717604852Most is dirt, but there are turf races too.
>>717604852Mostly but Santa Anita is a very nice venue of the best goddamn city on earth: Los Angeles. Sea biscuit statue is cool too
>>717605146lol
you americans are literally retarded
I need tips on winning the 3 triple crowns with Gold Ship, I thought it would be much easier since I'm used to steamrolling with her but the first races I always end up 2nd or 3rd and screw the whole crown over. Have you guys managed to do it? Specially the Satsuki Sho since we don't have that many stats by then, or at least I don't
>>717605146>Santa Anita is a very nice venue of the best goddamn city on earth: Los AngelesEven after Los Angeles was set on fire?
>>717605146>the best goddamn city on earth: Los Angeles
>>717601841it's not a meme, you need to speedmaxx for sprint races, for the rest it's not a necessity but a cool bonus, take for exemple two umas
>200 speed 500 stam>400 speed 500 stamthe second one will win because more speed to increase her velocity at the last corner, power help to break out of the pack, guts is like a second chance when stamina run out and wit is for proper placing, also don't cheap out on skills get the shit you need and focus on the good ones
>team trials
>opponent put Bakushin on their Mile team
Someone's awfully confident.
>>717605308do you want the gif version of that image, bwo?
>>717605308This terrifies the janny
>>717605268I did it once, I feel like it's just rng, I don't remember which skills I took first, but position probably helps, I see right through
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she came home bros
>>717605541NO EVIL NATURE NO
Hmph! Spechan power at full blast!!
Heheheโฆ Watch closely, my daughters!
Iโm about to totally crush that chestnut bastard and show you what a cool dad looks like!
>>717602020Beeline is always a good staple
>>717605502is narita taishin even good for this CM?
>>717605754gropable modest chest
>>717605340Them. It was the only race I lost.
>>717603440>Oh great this asshole
>>717606009i already jacked off to her today...
>>717606009I feel no sexual attraction towards gold ship and I'm not even joking