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Anonymous No.717587860 >>717587949 >>717588179 >>717588306 >>717588340 >>717588515 >>717588542 >>717589952 >>717590752 >>717590812 >>717590972 >>717590986 >>717591093 >>717591279 >>717591427 >>717591560 >>717591608 >>717591781 >>717592047 >>717592547 >>717592548 >>717593104 >>717594484 >>717594503 >>717595053 >>717595956 >>717596614 >>717596975 >>717598636 >>717598752 >>717600936 >>717601640 >>717601901 >>717602873 >>717602914 >>717603802
I am coining a new genre of videogames.

"Coomslop".

If you play any of these kinds of games you are a literal coomer who is destroying videogames because you're too much of a coward male to just watch porn and so you're infecting the gaming industry with your coomer mindset.
Anonymous No.717587949 >>717601579
>>717587860 (OP)
Havw fun wageslaving!
Anonymous No.717588179
>>717587860 (OP)
It's ok , nobody but trannies uses the word "coom"
Anonymous No.717588306 >>717588490
>>717587860 (OP)
Those are just korean video games bro.
Anonymous No.717588340
>>717587860 (OP)
What’s it like to get pegged by a Korean waifu?
Anonymous No.717588402 >>717591640
an umamusume thread died for this
Anonymous No.717588490
>>717588306
I think you mean "gook crush simulator"
Anonymous No.717588515 >>717590972
>>717587860 (OP)
Games made outside of the west are shit does anybody actually play them
Anonymous No.717588542
>>717587860 (OP)
Based slave mentality bro.
Anonymous No.717589789 >>717590481 >>717590972
What I don't get is porn addicts are super miserable yet still so loud about their obsession with masturbation and agp fantasies
Anonymous No.717589952
>>717587860 (OP)
probably a bot but this only applies to First Descendant, Stellar Blade is like 10% coomer bait and 90% game
Anonymous No.717589957
You are projecting obsession and low impulse control onto others. There are plenty of people who enjoy some TnA and go back to their normal life
Anonymous No.717590015
Oh ok

More "coomslop" please
Anonymous No.717590086
It wasn't made for you :)
Anonymous No.717590105 >>717591967
I am coining a new genre of OP.

"Troon".

If you cry and complain about dogshit games because they happen to have attractive women in them, you are a mutilated male who is upset about his missing dick and ruined hormones. I hope you join the 41% sooner rather than later.
Anonymous No.717590214
Shut up ugly tr00n and go back to plebbit.
Anonymous No.717590481 >>717590972
>>717589789
That is typical addicts behavior, you try to take away their drugs and they immediately chimp out
Anonymous No.717590752
>>717587860 (OP)
She's a married woman
Anonymous No.717590793 >>717596298
>i am coining a new buzzword. if you buzzword buzzword buzzword then you are a buzzword buzzword who buzzword buzzword
I have zoomer fatigue
Anonymous No.717590812
>>717587860 (OP)
Didn't TFD just get a new character that looked like that new character?
Anonymous No.717590972
>>717587860 (OP)
>>717588515
>>717589789
>>717590481
>
Anonymous No.717590986 >>717591698
>>717587860 (OP)
stellar blade was dissapointing as fuck
>no photomode during cutscenes, understandably, except when i want to actually look at the titillation that is happening upon my screen, i can only do so in combat or with generic poses
>photomode that was designed to take pictures of a character whos sole purpose was to be looked and coomed over, doesn't let you get close to the character without causing her to disappear, can't even get close ups of the face or anything on chracters
>have to mod uncensored costumes back in
>gameplay is generic parry shit
what the actual fuck
Anonymous No.717591093
>>717587860 (OP)
I am coining new game mechanic I call "camera"
Anonymous No.717591279
>>717587860 (OP)
ok, can I have some more?
Anonymous No.717591427
>>717587860 (OP)
>if you're paying for these products you're destroying the industry because you're a coward unlike me who watches porno and you're infecting the industry with your porno-less mindset
Anonymous No.717591560
>>717587860 (OP)
First descendant, from what I can tell, is a very mediocre warframe clone.
Only other anime/gacha style shooter is Snowbreak which is very mid. Shame.
Anonymous No.717591608
>>717587860 (OP)
No wonder South Korea has the lowest birthrates on Earth, gookcel """men""" couldn't even hope to touch a woman in real life.
Anonymous No.717591640
>>717588402
I miss Teio...
Anonymous No.717591698 >>717591969
>>717590986
>game is so disappointing
>1/4 points is about the game, the rest is about the coomertech
rorumao
Anonymous No.717591734
Alright, I am interested. How is The First Descendant?
Anonymous No.717591781
>>717587860 (OP)
>slopsloslop
wow so original
kys retard
Anonymous No.717591967
>>717590105
>attractive women

You mean alien looking bitch who is literal pixels on your screen, go look at a real woman you coom-brained underage b&
Anonymous No.717591969 >>717592276
>>717591698
because the rest is forgettable, there's nothing to say about the combat other than it's just another clone trying to cash in on quicker parry bait games that every other developer has started to do

i'm honestly sick of games where the most effective thing to do is parry
i'm also sick of stamina bars
Anonymous No.717592047
>>717587860 (OP)
Shalom, agent
Anonymous No.717592276
>>717591969
Then use skills while doing parries? It has very satisfying sound design for parrying and it looks cool.
Anonymous No.717592547
>>717587860 (OP)
>look at a conventionally attractive woman
>can't stop thinking of porn
Sounds like a (You) issue
Anonymous No.717592548
>>717587860 (OP)
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Anonymous No.717592879 >>717596167
I have a lot of things I dont agree with game design wise with TFD but its a fun enough shooter in short bursts when I have nothing else to play. Currently cycling between it and marvel rivals while waiting for the next wuchang patch so I can play NG+
>tfw nearly all the games I played this year are chinese and korean games
Anonymous No.717593104
>>717587860 (OP)
It is according to the american way, you get what you pay for. If it isnt wrong to have literal trannies in games why would it be wrong to have attractive normal people in games. Let the comsumer choose.
Anonymous No.717593253
begone troony
Anonymous No.717593583
Why is there no regular modern military or near future sci fi shooter with sexy chicks in revealing outfits? None of this cuhurazay bullshit. No light trails on attacks, explosions that could level a skyscraper but enemies just shrug off. No stupid movement abilities like sliding and dolphin diving. No screen shaking visual effects that drown everything in colorful particle effects. Just some bog standard and grounded ubisoft/tom clancy, third person shooter with tacticool visuals and gear. Why do i have to play modded Fallout 4 for the thousandth fucking time to get that fix? Looking at the Nexus and the insane number of exactly those mods there is a gigantic audience for that kind of game. It has to exist.
Anonymous No.717593719
Apparently I am a troon because I am not a beta male who will never pass on his generic material because he is obsessed with videogame women
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Anonymous No.717594484
>>717587860 (OP)
Thanks for coining the new genre. Now when it becomes a commonly used steam tag I'll know what to wishlist and buy
Anonymous No.717594503
>>717587860 (OP)
>impotent rage
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Anonymous No.717594670 >>717595893
threadslop = off-topic resetranny threads like this one
Anonymous No.717595053 >>717596217
>>717587860 (OP)
true only degenerate coombrains like this game
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Anonymous No.717595893
>>717594670
Anonymous No.717595956 >>717596158
>>717587860 (OP)
Videogames were being destroyed just fine during the censorship craze, no need to give coomers undue credit.
Anonymous No.717596158
>>717595956
Anonymous No.717596167
>>717592879
>I'm a troon with shit taste
We know.
Anonymous No.717596217
>>717595053
Anonymous No.717596298
>>717590793
Then we'll just keep blabbering at your corpse because we're not stopping any time soon
Anonymous No.717596614
>>717587860 (OP)
What a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.717596786
Tried the new season, the bike mounts are ok but I really want to see if they revamped farming old materials in anyway
Anonymous No.717596975
>>717587860 (OP)
We just call them 'gatcha' games but it's pretty much the same thing.
Anonymous No.717598636
>>717587860 (OP)
you're welcome :)
Anonymous No.717598752 >>717601557
>>717587860 (OP)
There is literally ZERO sex in any korean game.

There is nothing but gay homo HIV sex in every western game.

You've been brainwashed your entire life to think gay anal sexual sodomy is normal and attractive women are "porn".
Anonymous No.717600936
>>717587860 (OP)
>If you play any of these kinds of games you are a literal coomer who is destroying videogames because you're too much of a coward male to just watch porn and so you're infecting the gaming industry with your coomer mindset.
Based because i love porn because its the only thing that i have left in my life though
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Anonymous No.717601557
>>717598752
Anonymous No.717601579 >>717601637
>>717587949
neetbuxers are poor
Anonymous No.717601637
>>717601579
Anonymous No.717601640 >>717601813
>>717587860 (OP)
idk about first descendant but stellar blade is an actual game that's also pretty good. Actual "coomslop" would be gachas with 6-month lifespans that mindrotted people celebrate as "saving videogames" because they have coomer skins
Anonymous No.717601731
>>71760157
Anonymous No.717601813
>>717601640
Anonymous No.717601901
>>717587860 (OP)
>Instead of paying a porn corporation, you're investing your money in the gaming industry by buying their products.
>This somehow destroys the industry
>You support the gaming industry when you give money to porn corporations instead of spending it on Vidya
??????
Anonymous No.717602192
After seeing this schizo wipes for months I will ask for once
Who the fuck is on the photo? Why is he doing it?
Anonymous No.717602202 >>717602804 >>717603127
sex with bunny
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Anonymous No.717602804
>>717602202
Anonymous No.717602873
>>717587860 (OP)
the people who complain about coomer games are the same people who defend movies like cuties.
Anonymous No.717602914 >>717603006 >>717603635
>>717587860 (OP)
Women aren't going to reward you with sex for pearl clutching about games with attractive female characters you dumb simpcel.
Anonymous No.717603006
>>717602914
Anonymous No.717603127 >>717604293
>>717602202
This
Anonymous No.717603635
>>717602914
>thinking everything revolves around sex and gooning
games and movies usually focus on other stuff
Anonymous No.717603802 >>717604214
>>717587860 (OP)
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.717604214
>>717603802
Anonymous No.717604293
>>717603127