Thread 717589840

>stronger than humans
>literally a war machine
>somehow still obey human
you guys actually believe this shit?

which one is supposed to not be human?

Need a game where you breed horsegirls to make more horsegirls to bet on and breed.

>>717589840 (OP)
haha do you think she could crush my penis with her vagina's muscle if she makes them contract
that would be awkward haha

>>717589840 (OP)
>>stronger than humans
>>literally a war machine
>>somehow still obey human

>>717589840 (OP)
>>literally a war machine
Come on, now. You are overselling horse. The only animal I'd be willing to call a war machine is a rhino.

>>717589840 (OP)
>170cm (5'7")
Heh, probably wouldn't even notice it if she jumped at me with her legs facing towards me.

>>717590832
it would be extremely painful

>>717589840 (OP)
but anon, horse racing is all about human taming horse

>>717589840 (OP)
>probably ~1% of the total population
>umas can only be female
>naturally inclined to run, enjoy it more than any other thing, so uninterested in power beyond it
>world is probably an utopia, so nothng to worry about
is less about obeying and more about a natural and mutual desire. faggot did you even played the game? you get that just from completing a few careers

>>717589840 (OP)
So basically elves and vampires?

>>717593328
Rhinos would make dogshit war animals. They don't have a strong enough herd mentality to be able to firmly register a human as an ally, so unpredictable attacks or rebellion would be common. That's further exacerbated by the fact that they have terrible eyesight and compensate for it with smell and hearing, neither of which could ever be reliable in battle. And even then, Rhinos still typically soundly lose 1v1s against Elephants if they ever work up the balls or end up confused enough to try it.

>>717593328
>>717598476
Which is why humans have been using war elephants since the anicent times and they still use them for tasks in Asia today

>>717589840 (OP)
Horse pits...

>>717599945
source? reversesearch gives nothing

>ywn be smothered by a sweaty horsegirl right after she wins a race
why even live

>>717589840 (OP)
how are you fuckers different from ponyfags?

>>717601025
>oh, you like catgirls?
>how are you different from a zoophile?

This game is such ass. A steaming pile of japanese horse shit laying on the sidewalk.

>>717600863
?

>>717589840 (OP)
>you guys actually believe this shit?
It's the power of the D. Can't beat the D.

>>717589840 (OP)
They're dumb

>>717595654
for you

>>717602846
weird, it gives me nothing

>>717603319
are you a britbong

>>717597689
>In Uma world, Umas are Umas, world peace utopia
>In our world, Umas are horses, world in chaos non stop many countries already dystopian

I see now, it wasn’t the Jews, it was the Hooves

>>717603380
nah, i think the browser i use is kinda bugged, i tried to open it in another one and it worked fine

>>717589840 (OP)
Reminder that all male horse umas are futas

>>717603795
are they male umas? i thought it was just girls

>>717589840 (OP)
They're not as smart as humans because they're all women

>>717603881
he means the ones that are based on male horses
like how nero, saber, and mordred from fate are all canonically futas

>>717589840 (OP)
born to be submissive and breedable

>>717603962
Oh I see, I knew some of the girls are based on real horses, even male horses sometimes, but as far as I knew uma girls lore is that only uma girls can give birth to other uma girls, so is weird amazonian thing going on. I assume a normal human male has to breed with an uma girl to continue the species

>>717589840 (OP)
your forgetting the part where horses are idiots

>>717604272
Yes. They don’t tell you until your trainee retires but you are legally obligated to continue their bloodline