Have you been to either Super Nintendo World?

>>717597231 (OP)
For me, it's American Disney Adults going to Universal and getting mad the food is "too small" and they can't fit into any rides

No and i hope to god i never do. Not out of hate for Nintendo, but because park rides and amusement parks, without a single exception, are absolute dogshit scams that are never worth the effort and are never fun, ever.

Every time I see millennial manchildren and their shrek girlfriends posting about this place, it's just them eating the food and stupid mold-injected plastic merch costing $28 a piece. Are there any rides? What else goes on there?

>>717597231 (OP)
No, I'm not a social media influencer

>>717597231 (OP)
I want to know the mindset behind going to an amusement part and eating soup out of any other food.

>>717597231 (OP)
i wish i had a japanese gf :(

>>717597231 (OP)
This is where Erik is gonna end up

>>717598591
You buy an $80 Amiibo watch and play smartphone games

>>717598591
There's a really shitty roller coaster and a VR "Mario Kart" ride

I went in 2024 and USJ still has a working Jaws ride that was ruined by Chinese tourists on their phones.

This was in line for The Minions ride.

>>717597231 (OP)
tendies are so cringe

>>717597231 (OP)
I am contemplating trying to get a job at Universal just to get free tickets.

>>717599616
I want to know what the hell the people who go to waterparks and buy popcorn are thinking. WHY ARE SO MANY OF THEM ORDERING THIS SHIT

>>717597231 (OP)
BLO BLO BLO I LEVELD UP EATING MARIO FOOD XD WOAHHHHH

>>717597231 (OP)
can you do anything there other than eating mid food?

>>717597231 (OP)
I went to the LA location in 2023
it was alright. You gotta be a giga manchild and Mario fan to enjoy it because the lines are retardedly long, but I am one of those so I still had a good time

The various minigames are enough fun to be a good time, and the long lines made it so you really really dont want to fuck up and it adds some stakes
The Mario Kart ride felt a bit half baked though. It's not fun enough for how long you have to wait

I didnt go to the restaurant though cause you have to reserve a spot ahead of time. I didn't see that popcorn holder either
I did buy this cool Boo hat though

>>717600813
That is a cool hat but I'm not really a hat guy.

>>717597231 (OP)
That'll be 70 burgers

>>717599906
>>717599924
sounds abhorrent

>>717597231 (OP)
Why does it all look disgusting?

>>717600813
that hat is literally designed for a fat asian guy with a sleeve tattoo sampling NY pizza on the Vice youtube channel

went to the one in Japan couple months ago. it was really cool

>>717597231 (OP)
I think there is a perceived overlap of Nintendo Adult vs Disney Adults and the content of the Nintendo park doesn't help reverse that at all.
for starters, Nintendo made mistake of prioritizing single streamers and not simply families.

>>717601349
I mean price is one thing, that shit's probably way expensive (and the portions aren't that big either)
but you're gonna complain about presentation, really?

>>717601398
Hark, fellows! This man sees beyond the mortal veil!

>>717597231 (OP)
yeah, but didn't have the courage to do the line for the memefood. And most rides. It's just a nice photospot really. The rest of the park is way more interesting, even the decade old rides.

>>717597231 (OP)
these look like something a legit retard would eat

>>717604434
Weird, illogical statement.

>>717604434
could you stop being so obtuse with your opinions, just say it looks tasty

>>717604750
its still a statement

>>717604865
it doesnt

I don't care for mushrooms

>>717597231 (OP)
Wonder if the person inside the Peach costume is female.

>>717602327
I don't see the appeal of eating out of sandbox toys.

>>717606040
>I MADE WORDS WIT WORDS I LE STATEMENTS OK
a literal drooling retard.

Absolutely soulless.

>>717606742
stay mad, soiboi

>>717597231 (OP)
It's all soulless mandateslop

>>717606224
haha what if it weren't?

>>717597231 (OP)
I FUCKING LOVE RED40

>>717606678
I see, you'd rather eat straight out of the box
digging for "treats", as they say

>>717607986
It would be hilarious haah

>>717597231 (OP)
If blizzard could somehow unfuck itself and create a theme park that perfectly embodies 2007 era world of warcraft, I would completely sperg out and become one of the pathetic disney adults that I hate so much. In fact, if they could just make a Rainforest Cafe style restaurant that looks like ashenvale and is staffed entirely by nelf cosplay girls that are all at least 6ft or taller, I would happily bankrupt myself going there everyday.

>>717597231 (OP)
>Rings on the fingernails

>>717597231 (OP)
It's really fucking dumb.
There's one ride and it blows.
Lines are long.
It's hot.
Shit is overpriced.
100% skippable. You aren't missing anything, even as a fan.

It's weird because in the same park, the Harry Potter area is def worth the price if you're a fan.
So clearly they COULD have made something good and realized they didn't have to invest as much for autistic nintendo children/manchildren.

>>717598189
Go to Ceder Point. Theme parks in the north and midwest are actually good and aren't just giant fake gardens to walk through.

>infinite amounts of plastic junk for the nintendo manchildren to buy
>still no high quality games

yeah but gf ruined it. tell her we need to get in to the park early to use the app to get in to the nintendo area without a special ticket which is expensive, like park opens at 8 but they let people in at 7. were in the hotel right in front of the park so its not even that hard, but even though shes been awake she lollygags around until like 9 then wants to start her hour long makeup session. so we onlu get entry like an hour before closing, and despite doing everything she wants to do (both all the time and at the park) when we get to nintendo she has a ugh attitude about the whole thing

food in japanese is so dogshit

>dude everything sucks
you people are insufferable.

i don't like leaving the house

>>717597231 (OP)
I understand going to a place like this with your kid, but these are all grown adults in their late 20's, early 30's

>>717597231 (OP)
Looks gay.

>>717617607
>youre too old to have fun
i know you fags get second hand embarasemt looking at soiboy fags overreacting like retards in public but you can still.enjoy things.
no i did not wear a mario shirt and hat and cut kids to use the watch thing and scream when i saw luigi and you dont have to either.

you dont have to be so miserable that it dictates youre not allowed to go to theme parks because its for kids, that you cant enjoy cruises because its for geriatric boomers, that you cant enjoy sports because its for dudebros, that you cant enjoy games for all the dumb reasons you fags talk about everyday.

its not cringe to live life. if youre so miserable that everything sucks and the only mature, based, whatever meme of the day it is is to just sit at home and do nothing but post w0 year old reaction images mocking people for enjoying life on an anonymous image board, you genuinely should just choke on a shotgun barrel and pull the trigger

>>717597231 (OP)
Yes. The Osaka one. The wrist band is a waste of money. The Mario Kart Ride is one of the coolest amusement park rides I've ever been on. The Yoshi one is for literal babies but it has fun scenery.

i thought mario kart was disappointing. the game is nonsensical and 90% of the attraction is AR, the worst shit ruining theme park rides. you very slowly move around eith borderline nonfunctional AR images of koopas and shit flying all over the place. havent rode DK yet but it looks better. harry potter attraction is far better

>>717611625
The nails are fucking disgusting.

>>717597231 (OP)
If it didn't cost at the very least 5k Dollars to do a 2-3 day visit I would.

>>717611625
What's this from?

>>717618179
You're too old to eat shit with sprinkles and food coloring, you're prime target for gout and diabetes, you adult toddler.
you can't enjoy a park that was made for actual children, your 500lb ass doesn't fit the rides built with 7 year olds in mind, the only thing you'll be capable of doing is stuffing your face with overpriced teal tiramisu and green spaghetti.

There is "enjoying life" and then there is narcissistic hedonism that serves nobody. The reason you go to amusement parks with kids is because it's something they'll enjoy tenfold due to their lack of such experiences, and that genuine joy sticks with you more than it would've had you gone there by yourself.
You don't seem to practice what you preach, the things you write tell how you are an absolutely miserable wreck of a human, in your selfish drive to "live your life", you don't shy away from trampling over others like the psycho you are.
Adults have obligations and responsibilities. You're postponing the inevitabilities of reality by burying your head in the sand with your bing bing wahoo escapades.
An adult that carries the world on their shoulders has no time to selfishly spend on 12 hours of eating Super Mario shaped cookies and bunch of other corporate mascot pig slop while sitting on a Yoshi themed merry-go-round like a fucking goof.

>>717618179
That's a lot of words to justify being a childless arrested-development millennial faggot.

>>717621364
nobody asked your castrated opinion, castrated child

>>717611625
That triggers the same feelings of instinctual disgust as tattoos for me. Tall bumps and ridges on someone's fingernails looks like disfigurement at a quick glance. Like her fingernails got smashed before and then regrew poorly.

>>717597231 (OP)
No, but it would probably be a great time with my cousins, too bad we're poor and can't even afford the trip, let alone the admission and sleeping arrangements.

>>717621470
You lash out like a 6 year old that just saw their first episode of South Park.
Sorry my opinion was a dagger through your oversized manchild heart.

Ya'll niggas would be shitting yourselves and flinging it if this was american.

>>717597231 (OP)
>all these empty carbs, wheat, sugar and colorants
No wonder tendies are all obese, balding and diabetics.
Disgusting

>>717604434
>>717601349

>Negativity for the sake of negativity

>>717611625
Yall really be focusing on the most bizarre shit to complain about

>>717614160
>Nintendo
>Gamefreak

Choose one dumbass

>>717617607
>Complaining about age which is just a number

>>717620886
Some Japanese Twitter account that posts nail art based on gaming characters. That one's probably from a collab with Nintendo for the Mario theme park push. They did stuff like Peach, Daisy, and even Bowser-inspired nails. Weirdly detailed and unsettling, like someone slapped acrylics on a corpse hand.

>>717597231 (OP)
I hate this filthy, rotten world

>>717597231 (OP)
I went to the one in Hollywood last year. It was rather empty so there were practically no lines; it was pretty neat. The Mario Kart ride is nothing to write home about but the whole scenery they've set up around it is impressive to see in person. I was very happy to be there as I'd never imagine I would actually get the chance to do so.
The toad café was nice as well. The food was actually very enjoyable.

Man I love how anything nintendo sends /v/ into an autistic rage. Shows how scared they are.

>>717597231 (OP)
I went to USJ but I got less than two hours at the super nintendo world section, because that requires a separate reservation that I didn't know about before hand. They do this so the entire park isn't concentrated in just one area of the park. I still got on both rides before it closed at least. The mario kart ride was fun and I would do it again. The yoshi ride was novel but basically a one and done. The only food I got was one of those dessert sandwich hats, which I remember tasting good.

>>717597231 (OP)
I went to the one in japan and it's like 2 fucken rides and a million Chinese tourists bing bing wahooing the blocks repeatedly.
it's was the worst part of universal, instead go ride the jaws ride and watch the cute attendant try to act.

>>717599616
You say thay but the mushroom bowl soup looked like the best food there. Fuck i fucking love soup

>>717621345
I mean his post is overly lacking in conscience but no, adults don't just live to deal with problems constantly with no time for anything else. That's called being a slave. I see little difference functionally with visiting this crappy amusement park and going to a baseball game or the like, some people simply do not enjoy the most commonly accepted adult entertainment.
There's a pretty thick line between being an extreme hedonist and just wanting to pursue some brief consumerist entertainment instead of being crushed under your life's issues.

>>717597231 (OP)
The small servings annoy me way more than all the plastic involved.

>>717624510
So are there any rides or is it just a museum?

>>717624842
You look at someone with a room filled with Nintendo merchandise easily worth over ~$100k and think it's just "brief consumerism"?

>>717622189
>Yall really be focusing on the most bizarre shit to complain about
Us 4channers are perfectionists. Also, as a White guy, please speak like a normal human being next time. Twitter ebonics speak is extremely offensive to my sensibilities. Please and thank you.

>>717597231 (OP)
I'd rather go to pic rel

>>717625205
Japanese people don't need 20lbs of food for every meal.

>>717625450
We're talking about a day's visit to an amusement park and I'm comparing it to going to watch a baseball game. I think that's fair.
We're not talking about a hoarder putting his family in debt for bing bings. Obsession and unhealthy major spending is bad no matter what it's on.

>>717623008
This company has fucked over so many people and they have the most brainwashed and degenerate fanbase in all of gaming. We have every right to go into an autistic rage at anything this company does.

>>717626071
You think these obese, white, castrated goycattle going to bing bing wahoo land are well adjusted adults?

>>717626251
I think it doesn't really matter if they're "well adjusted adults" if they worked their shitty mcjobs enough to afford it. Sure it's cringe but I don't believe it's necessarily wrong by any stretch. It's not illegal, immoral, harmful, or of detriment to society for a fat manchild to visit bing bing land on his day off. I'll say it once more, being cringey is not explicitly wrong. You have a right to seek out what makes you happy without causing harm to others and for some people that doesn't fall into the standard choices of sports, auto, alcohol, nature, or community engagement.

>>717626251
>are well adjusted adults?
Who is?

>>717625418
The castle has the mario kart ride, and those yoshi you see are for another ride.

>>717627895
Yeah, plus there’s a bunch of interactive mini-games scattered around the park that sorta act like “rides” in a gamified way. You use that dumbass power-up band to punch blocks, fight a Goomba, or do some puzzle stuff to collect keys for the Bowser Jr. finale. Not thrilling, but it's decent if you're a Nintendo autist.

>>717621345
Who asked?

>>717599706
ganbatte anonkun

>>717621345
Imagine being so full of yourself that you shit out a post like this on the fucking video games board of 4chan.
Almost unbelievable.

>>717597231 (OP)

https://youtu.be/lr-xZuQRQx8?si=uaqapk36h06kAB9s

!!!FACT!!!

Oh.
OOOHHH.
I get it. This is the "poorfags seethe about people with disposable income" thread. No wonder the criticisms seem so childish and third-worldy.

>>717614160
>still no high quality games
DK just came out.

>>717599497
now everything about modern tourism finally makes sense

here I was thinking, "why?"

>>717628652
>Imagine being so full of yourself that you shit out a post like this on the fucking video games board of 4chan.
>Almost unbelievable.

NPC's like that person need to feel superior to others to compensate for their inferiority complex and want you to feel bad for enjoying anything because they want everyone to be as miserable as they are and drag you down because they can't find happiness anywhere and never will!!!FACT!!!

>>717597231 (OP)
The food looks great and the merchandise is fun. I wouldn't be caught dead inside of a Nintendo World though, it just looks like a hassle and there's a million people going about. Doesn't sound relaxing at all, there's too much commitment.

>>717622457
No one gives a fuck about the nintendo goyslop, he's asking about the webm of the old guy kicking yhe girl thats pissing.

>>717628890
You finally decrypted /v/, anon. Congratulations. And no, it's not just this thread, it's the entire board culture. From now on, everything will make sense.

>>717621364
he says as he goes back to watching capeshit and wwe

>>717621364
I don't quite understand what is troubling you. People need vacations and recharge batteries. It's great to have fun once in a while.

>>717599616
A good soup is one of the best things you can eat

>>717597231 (OP)
I don't like amusement parks. I wanted to go the nintendo museum in Kyoto last time I went to Japan last Winter but apparently you have to buy a ticket like two months in advance

>>717630372
A lot of things in Japan are like that, I imagine because of all the Chinese tourist. The Imperial Palace and the new Harry Potter exhibit are like that too.

>>717621345
A lot of projection in this post. You good anon?

>>717597231 (OP)
How much to fuck the Peach?

>>717631643
100 gold coins. But whenever you collect them, you just get a 1up. So you're eternally playing a game you can't win.

>>717631775
Bowser method it is, don't care what's under the suit. I'm fucking the hole between its legs and keeping the mask on.

>>717621345
>in your selfish drive to "live your life", you don't shy away from trampling over others like the psycho you are
Mark my fucking words, childless adults are going to be the next overarching villain right wing grifters will prop up now that the lgbt and feminism are gasping their last breaths. They're taking a page out of the left's playbook in demonization tactics that continue to escalate with each step. First, it began as mockery, then it transitioned to unabashed scorn over childless adults for "not contributing to society", and before you know it, we'll enter the "being childless is a threat to civilization" phase with the previous steps laying the groundwork to get this final step off the ground.

>>717599706
Same. I just want to be loved in general.

>>717628652
This isn't about me and never was, it's why you couldn't point out to anything specific, yet felt like you needed to spew something vague and insulting.
Don't butt in when you have nothing of value to add to the covnersation.
>>717628981
As if namefagging on an anonymous website wasn't peak narcissism, you just removed all doubt
I don't like repeating myself, but this has nothing to do with me, and never have I stated anything to even imply that, there's a reason your ilk uses vague statements and generalizations, because there are no singular points you can argue against.
You took it a step further and concocted this imaginary adversary in your head, demonizing this depiction of yours of someone you have no clue about, and battling against that projection.

I'd want to say I have absolutely no feelings of superiority towards anyone, but reading your batshit insane projections, I can't but feel to be above such drivel.
You SHOULD feel bad if your hedonism takes over your obligations. There is no misery in my life, sorry your armchair psychology isn't worth a damn, happiness is all mental, you don't need external superficial appeasements to find happiness. If you're in control of your brain and thoughts, you can will yourself to be happy at all times. I know this isn't something you have the capacity to experience, but it's not something out of your reach either, given enough time and practice. As you are right now, you react to life instead of being in charge. External factors dictate your mental state, bad things make you sad, good things make you happy, congratulations, you're mentally equal to a dog. Not that it was up for a debate, anybody finishing their own posts agreeing with themselves is a certified halfwit. !!FACT!!!
>>717631123
What part of it is "projection"? Don't make vague statements if you don't intend to follow them up with anything

>>717625651
Nta but dang it bums me out when I visit the T&T and Calbee "big bag" chips are dinky as fuck.
It's not because I pour a ton down my gullet, it's because I don't want to go back to buy another bag. A costco sized ruffles bag lasts me like 2 months sometimes.

nintondo is becoming as bad and disnoy

>>717597231 (OP)
I recall hearing the food is awful.

>>717634130
You won't be seeing an Alexander The Guest video on it anytime soon. But I haven't heard a bad thing about the Nintendo themepark food.

>>717597231 (OP)
Some of those look pretty bad.
I was wondering about the prizes, but 400 yen for a large drink (whatever large means) is actually not as expensive as I thought. Still wouldn't buy most of the other items. 4500 yen for a popcorn bucket, lol

>>717621364

>>717632808
>As if namefagging on an anonymous website wasn't peak narcissism, you just removed all doubt
>I don't like repeating myself, but this has nothing to do with me, and never have I stated anything to even imply that, there's a reason your ilk uses vague statements and generalizations, because there are no singular points you can argue against.
>You took it a step further and concocted this imaginary adversary in your head, demonizing this depiction of yours of someone you have no clue about, and battling against that projection.

Why not just right NO U because your original statement is about attacking and demoralizing people so you can appear superior to them and you're lying if you say otherwise because if not then what was the point of your statement other than calling people names to make yourself feel better than them which you wouldn't need to if the opposite was true and you weren't soo insecure.

I don't consider myself important and only comment when I see someone like you making erroneous statements designed to generalize a board range of people who are a part of something they enjoy and that's what bothers you, otherwise you wouldn't have felt the need to commented on how the people you hate are beneath you in the first place.

Also, I namefag not for attention but because I like being able to have conversations with others that get's lost when everyone is posting anonymously while you're the aggressor in this situation, as your kind always are, as you invade, infest ruin and/or destroy anything you can't take away from people that makes them happy.

No one is forcing you to be here and only here on your own accord to seek threads and places like this just so you can run your mouth and add nothing to conversations you claim to not care about but need to join in because of how bitter and miserable you must be and want to take that out on others!!!FACT!!!

>>717597231 (OP)
cake and soup and cake and soup

>>717638386
Slop shaped slop

>>717597231 (OP)
I soifaced so hard in real life