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Anonymous No.717600176 >>717600409 >>717600458 >>717601110 >>717601243 >>717601476 >>717602741 >>717604602 >>717606879 >>717606937 >>717609153 >>717610686 >>717612812 >>717614687 >>717615545 >>717618116 >>717625308 >>717625972 >>717628667
Jason Duval
Anonymous No.717600225 >>717626131
I wish I were super hot u.u
Anonymous No.717600235
You know he's only with Lucia to keep appearances up.
Anonymous No.717600371 >>717600458 >>717606879 >>717626498
Anonymous No.717600409 >>717626131
>>717600176 (OP)
sniff and lick his musky pits
Anonymous No.717600458 >>717626131
>>717600176 (OP)
>>717600371
threesome with both of these men
Anonymous No.717600519
is it true that he's jewish?
Anonymous No.717600816 >>717600929 >>717601384 >>717615710 >>717616273
>/v/ is now excited for yet another Rockslop game because they revealed you play as a straight white Aryan male
Anonymous No.717600929 >>717601040 >>717601546
>>717600816
>it's gay /v/ that's most excited about playing as an American nazi
Anonymous No.717601040
>>717600929
it wouldn't be gay if these threads weren't so homoerotic
Anonymous No.717601110 >>717601220
>>717600176 (OP)
I wonder if they're bringing back the RPG mechanics from san andreas, the trailer kind of hints at it with him lifting weights but it also felt like he already started super muscular early on.
Anonymous No.717601220 >>717601383 >>717602151 >>717606218 >>717612424
>>717601110
He's much skinnier in some of the screenshots. Also he has like 20 different hairstyles
Anonymous No.717601243 >>717605734 >>717612549
>>717600176 (OP)
Lucia!
Anonymous No.717601383
>>717601220
Yeah the hair styles for both him and lucia have been great so far.
Also in the old leaks he is extremely skinny compared to trailer 1 and 2.
But yeah I hope it's as sovlful as san andreas and the game doesn't get neutered by all the age verification and garbage the shit governments are trying to push.
Anonymous No.717601384
>>717600816
gta mogs all of your favorite games, spicpagjeet
Anonymous No.717601454
Not possible natty.
Anonymous No.717601476 >>717611256
>>717600176 (OP)
>Latina dating simulator
Anonymous No.717601546
>>717600929
/hm/ has the occasional nazi thread so this isn't suprising
Anonymous No.717601959 >>717602265 >>717602330 >>717602335 >>717602437 >>717604307 >>717604875 >>717604965 >>717605004 >>717606764 >>717611841 >>717612136 >>717612560 >>717613790 >>717614537
I let myself get fat and have stretch marks now. Even if I lost weight I'll always have them and loose skin forever with no way to truly get rid of them
Seeing things like OP's pic makes me want to kill myself.
Why didn't I take better care of my body, bros
Anonymous No.717602151
>>717601220
just different angles and lighting anon
the game isn't going to have weight gain and muscle building mechanics lol
Anonymous No.717602265 >>717602810
>>717601959
You'll only have loose skin if you were like 300+ lbs for years. Stretch marks will fade over time, people get stretch marks from working out bro. Women get them from having babies, no one cares. Being an insecure faggot is a far larger turn off
Anonymous No.717602330
>>717601959
Honestly that doesn't ruin your body and it shows you overcame being overweight with hard work and willpower so it would in my opinion give your future gigachad body way more character.
Anonymous No.717602335
>>717601959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpyklFEahs
Anonymous No.717602437 >>717602810
>>717601959
Unless you're already like 50 stretch marks can go away
Anonymous No.717602465 >>717602574 >>717602687 >>717602692 >>717603129
>GTAVI marketing is just goonposting pics of the shirtless male MC & thighs of the female MC
This franchise hits new lows every iteration. I hope they keep delaying it, it's fucking hilarious how Rockstar's dev time for a single game is 3 console generations.
Anonymous No.717602565 >>717625830
named after duval county florida? how original
Anonymous No.717602574 >>717602819
>>717602465
>marketing is just goonposting pics
like every jap game???
>bro look at kimonika chan isn't she so quirky and fun?
Anonymous No.717602687
>>717602465
what is saaar yapping about? redeem card saar?
Anonymous No.717602692 >>717602819
>>717602465
>he thinks GTA needs marketing
Anonymous No.717602741
>>717600176 (OP)
Why is every faggot lusting after this guy as if there weren't like 40 marvelslop with the exact same shirtless scene?
Anonymous No.717602810
>>717602437
>>717602265
they fade but you can still feel them
the skin feels gross because of them
Anonymous No.717602819 >>717603925 >>717611348
>>717602574
>butwhataboutism
1 year delay has been accredited to your wait time, thank you for your patronage.

>>717602692
They definitely need it cause you can't just go "Hey kids remember 15 years before you were born? We're so back baby!"
Anonymous No.717603129 >>717603247 >>717603471 >>717603579 >>717604768 >>717607914
>>717602465
You say this now but no matter when it releases you will be forced to see it completely dominate the /v/ catalogue for at least a year (single player spam first, then VI online personal character spam) on top of having a permanent general on /vg/

also enjoy seeing it all over youtube and other social media nonstop
Anonymous No.717603247 >>717603323
>>717603129
I don't think /v/ will care about GTA VI. I don't even think /v/ owns non-Nintendo consoles anymore. Not even sure if they own Nintendo consoles.
Anonymous No.717603323 >>717603424
>>717603247
>he thinks /v/ plays video games
Anonymous No.717603424
>>717603323
Actually, you're right. BUT.../v/ often watches other people play video games.
Anonymous No.717603471 >>717604127
>>717603129
GTAVI's presence on /v/ will only last a month after release, then any mention of it after will be pessimism. Rockstar fanboys seriously overstate Rockstar's importance and relevancy.
Anonymous No.717603579 >>717603693
>>717603129
>You say this now but no matter when it releases you will be forced to see it completely dominate the /v/ catalogue for at least a year
Shilling campaigns rarely last even a month
Anonymous No.717603693 >>717604046
>>717603579
Explain the games like XC2 that are discussed for years and years after they come out. And this place is nothing but shilling, every thread and post is shilling games.
Anonymous No.717603925
>>717602819
>butwhataboutism
>no you just can't post character from the most anticipated game of all time, you just can't
Anonymous No.717604046 >>717604198 >>717604216
>>717603693
People (real people, not paid shills like you) actually like that game and therefore discuss it for years
People (real people, not paid shills like you) don't actually like AAA slop and therefore discussion declines sharply after the paid shilling period is over
It's really not that hard to grasp
Anonymous No.717604127 >>717604347 >>717604405
>>717603471
Yeah man because GTAV isn't still relevant or anything (a PS3 game still in the top played games on Steam)
Anonymous No.717604198
>>717604046
>don't actually like AAA slop
come on we love AAA sloppa
Anonymous No.717604216
>>717604046
XC2 is AAA slop. And you're here talking about this game and shilling it right now.
Anonymous No.717604307
>>717601959
I was a fat fuck at one time and they do go away eventually.
Anonymous No.717604347 >>717604493 >>717613287
>>717604127
Ignore him he will find out next year when he is forced to see half naked jason webms all over the /v/ catalogue 24/7
Anonymous No.717604405 >>717604551
>>717604127
Nobody talks about GTAV here, hasn't been that way for years. I don't care if south american thirdies play the online still they're not even sentient beings.
Anonymous No.717604493 >>717605258
>>717604347
This board will be flooded with fun GTAVI threads for months. There will be memes, people finding Easter eggs and secrets, discussing the story, their favorite cars, their favorite comfy spots. It will be just like RDR2. This board can astroturf all they want but I remember when RDR2 released, this entire board was Dutchposting.
Anonymous No.717604551 >>717604681
>>717604405
It was pretty common here for years but the game is almost 13 years old now lol
Anonymous No.717604595
Why are big tits taboo in California?
But things like huge asses and 6' tall men are very "safe horny"
Anonymous No.717604602 >>717604836
>>717600176 (OP)
They’re going to turn it into a shitty dad game. No whoring around and you’re going to be a quirk chungus despite executing people every other minute.
Anonymous No.717604668 >>717604818
>opening of the trailer is a white chad getting catcalled by latinas
wild that this is a AAA game from current year
Anonymous No.717604681 >>717604836
>>717604551
How's it feel to have waited that long? You think you'll be alive for GTAVII or will the arthritis and colon cancer take over?
Anonymous No.717604768
>>717603129
don't worry
the brown ninjeets and gachapags will make sure to work overtime and ban all gta threads and spam waifushit gachashit threads instead
Anonymous No.717604818
>>717604668
I thought you guys said it was woke though
Anonymous No.717604836 >>717609102 >>717610194
>>717604602
insiders already said you can watch male strippers and put bills in their banana hammocks


>>717604681
i'll probably be in a nursing home suffering from terminal ligma but I imagine nursing homes for our generation will be kino filled with gamers gaming instead of bingo
Anonymous No.717604875 >>717604984
>>717601959
I'm 37 and I just started working out a year and a half ago. Got hit on by this one emo/rocker girl at Petco who let me walk away with a bag of treats for my dog. Sadly she looked to be late teens early 20s. It's never too late anon. I'm dating getting hits from women in their late 20s early 30s in dating apps.
Anonymous No.717604965
>>717601959
I lost 100 pounds in a year from 2021-22 and all my stretchmarks have faded. They're still there but they're skin colored and I can't even see them unless I pull my skin taut. I have a bit of loose skin but only when I'm bending forward. It does look pretty stupid though but at least I'm healthy now. Also don't lose weight for some ideal, just do it for yourself and your health. I'm still a permaneet infront of the computer 24/7 but at least I won't die of an obesity induced heart attack in my 40s
Anonymous No.717604984 >>717605164
>>717604875
post abs
Anonymous No.717605004
>>717601959
You simply have to gain muscle tp pffset tje space of that lost fat.. a lot of muscle... fuckings tons of it. Every drink of fat = 3 hours of work. It's not fair but it is.
Anonymous No.717605164 >>717606185
>>717604984
Anonymous No.717605258
>>717604493
kino incoming
I just hope it doesn't unironically cost 100 dollars because I plan to double dip like a retard
Anonymous No.717605734 >>717606895
>>717601243
Deport this beaner bitch back to Colombia!
Anonymous No.717605789 >>717606957 >>717613386
Anonymous No.717606185
>>717605164
The internet has trained me to expect a horrifying accident in a weight-training scenario, especially if the person working out isn't a sexually attractive woman.
Anonymous No.717606218 >>717606348 >>717606356 >>717606934
>>717601220
>screenshots
Lol zoomiers are so easy to manipulate
Anonymous No.717606348 >>717606629 >>717617426
>>717606218
What are you insinuating?
Rockstar has never done pre-rendered cutscenes ever. When you play a GTA game everything is real time during gameplay.
Anonymous No.717606356 >>717617426
>>717606218
Give one (one) example of Rockstar EVER bullshotting. I'll wait.
Anonymous No.717606629 >>717606896
>>717606348
Don't the cutscenes seamlessly switch to gameplay in GTAV and RDR2?
Anonymous No.717606764
>>717601959
stop crying
get fit
no one cares
Anonymous No.717606879
>>717600176 (OP)
>Idealized man for men

>>717600371
>Idealized man for woman
Anonymous No.717606895
>>717605734
but she's not an immigrant
Anonymous No.717606896
>>717606629
yeah but it's all in real time which is why you sometimes get funny situations like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eaG7MVaqD8
Anonymous No.717606934 >>717607440 >>717617426
>>717606218
GTA 6 will look better than that a year from now they're not even done polishing it.
Anonymous No.717606937
>>717600176 (OP)
While not exactly as ripped guys like these are dime a dozen in north florida, it’s weird when it comes to the whites you basically get mega amerigoblin fat blobs, old fucks, and chads. True dichotomy
Anonymous No.717606957
>>717605789
awesome sauce
Anonymous No.717607440
>>717606934
>and at a cinematic 24fps too
Perfect for a movie game
Anonymous No.717607648
Dural
Anonymous No.717607914 >>717607997 >>717608760 >>717617089
>>717603129
I'm doubtful this is going to be the cultural phenomenon that GTA V was, and even that died out in quickly in first world countries. GTA VI will probably be somewhat above LOU2 tier in terms of hype before being forgotten just as quickly. No one really cares about anything anymore.
Anonymous No.717607997
>>717607914
LMAO. There is anons who actually believe this horseshit
Anonymous No.717608172
Jason owes me sex
Anonymous No.717608760
>>717607914
Nah V single player was actually really bad compared to vice city, SA, and 4.
V has great gameplay and graphics but the story and lack of rpg mechanics was so disappointing for older fans.
VI so far is hinting at bringing back the RPG kino we all loved in the earlier games and going full blown in on being immersive it's going to be so good plus seeing the ocean view hotal in the VI screenshots and seeing how amazing vice city looks in the HD universe is amazing.

And with the rumors of VI online being more UGC and fivem focused, that is going to literally destroy the multiplayer market.
Anonymous No.717609102 >>717609587
>>717604836
And female strippers?
Anonymous No.717609153
>>717600176 (OP)
Gay sex?
Anonymous No.717609587
>>717609102
Only in both trailers ya fucking goob
Anonymous No.717610194
>>717604836
>insiders already said you can watch male strippers and put bills in their banana hammocks
sauce
Anonymous No.717610686
>>717600176 (OP)
Anonymous No.717611256
>>717601476
>rockstar relentlessly preying on the shekels of sexless chuds
holy based.
buying this game will give (You) the only opportunity in life to see and feel what it's like to be in a cool whirlaway romantic relationship with a sexy woman.
Anonymous No.717611348
>>717602819
>They definitely need it cause you can't just go "Hey kids remember 15 years before you were born? We're so back baby!"
lel.
the release day of GTA6 will basically pause the world economy because so many people are going to call in sick for a week or two just to play it.
Anonymous No.717611841
>>717601959
also stretch marks are permanent, but its not like they aren't something with millions of dollars of research being funded into. there are already treatments to minimize stretchmarks (like laser treatments). biologically scarring/stretchmarks are a difficult problem, but theres no reason to believe they are an impossible one, so there is a decent chance that in the future therapies might emerge that just remove them.

with ai and gay shit, that might come sooner than we think. so just do the right thing in the short-term and, all else fails, bet on technology bailing you out later.
Anonymous No.717612136
>>717601959
Start now. You can only get happier.
Anonymous No.717612424 >>717614756
Some of the great subtle touches to Jason is he's using a Beretta handgun in the artwork which was the official handgun of the military for a long time, his watch >>717601220 is also in military time and the tattoo on his arm is also military related.
Anonymous No.717612549 >>717626770
>>717601243
If she doesn't have a scene of Jason getting hit on by other girls and she demands who the fuck where those bitches after she threaten them, get angry with Jason then fuck him then she's not a real Latina.
Anonymous No.717612560 >>717612753 >>717619196
>>717601959
You'll be fine.
Anonymous No.717612753
>>717612560
argh
Anonymous No.717612812
>>717600176 (OP)
if this game doesn't show him walk out of the shower with a massive dangling hairy hog (or at least show him from behind with strong ass cheeks like Batman) then I will be a little disappointed

they don't have to show him completely bricked up, nothing graphic
Anonymous No.717613287
>>717604347
Maybe that will convert him to being gay and he'll stop being such a raging faggot. Doubt it though.
Anonymous No.717613386
>>717605789
SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.717613790
>>717601959
As someone who has three types of stretch marks (from growing too fast, from getting too fat, and from exercising), they are literally the most natural and normal thing you will ever see in someone. Stop whining anon
Anonymous No.717614309
Is he related to Whitey?
Anonymous No.717614537
>>717601959
Anon, stop comparing yourself to a video game character, or anyone else for that matter. If I compared my wiener to Tifa futa porn, I'd have killed myself a long time ago. You will only wear yourself down.
Anonymous No.717614687
>>717600176 (OP)
Anonymous No.717614756
>>717612424
I'm hoping he's a brutal motherfucker in the story and during gameplay. Niko was ex military and is easily the most badass and hardened GTA protagonist thus far.
Anonymous No.717615486 >>717624228
I'm no faggot but he I can't help but admire how beautiful he is. Literally the perfect Aryan specimen. It's actually pretty based that Rockstar would make a straight white male protagonist that is THIS handsome in 2026. Especially considering the sheer hype for a game of this caliber. I hope you can grow out his hair and beard over time like with Arthur in RDR2, because that was a very immersive and impressive mechanic.
Anonymous No.717615545
>>717600176 (OP)
This is what gamers want.
Anonymous No.717615710 >>717615786
>>717600816
Are you guys such newfags that you weren't here when /v/ ranked the most popular devs?
Rockstar made the quarterfinals of the tournament.
Anonymous No.717615723 >>717615975
I can't tell if he's a dirty blonde or brunette. The game can't be THAT realistic that spending time in the sun long enough bleaches his hair... right?
Anonymous No.717615786
>>717615710
I didn't see that no, but Rockstar without question is in the top position. I can't think of another developer that releases game of such quality. Naughty Dog or Valve maybe?
Anonymous No.717615975
>>717615723
It looks similar to Arthur's hair color that looks blond or darker depending on the lighting.
Anonymous No.717616216 >>717616349
Anonymous No.717616273
>>717600816
>/v/ is one person
>/v/ isn't an advertisement board
Anonymous No.717616349 >>717618071
>>717616216
His bangs meshing through the hat seamlessly is insanely impressive. Especially considering you can probably grow out/cut his hair and change his clothes.
Anonymous No.717617089
>>717607914
>I'm doubtful this is going to be the cultural phenomenon that GTA V was,
Holy delusion Batman
Anonymous No.717617426 >>717617670 >>717618490
>>717606934
>>717606356
>>717606348
When the game is released we will not have access to any settings that make the game look this good because if they did that then the console version would look like trash by comparison and the illusion you niggers have been perpetuating will finally shatter and people will finally see how consoles have been holding gaming back decades now.
Anonymous No.717617670
>>717617426
Rockstar games always push consoles to their limit it will be the best looking game of this gen.
Anonymous No.717617943
Anonymous No.717618071 >>717624008
>>717616349
Everything about him is impressive, from the way his muscle work to his skin glittering with sweat. This game needs smell-o-vision.
Anonymous No.717618116
>>717600176 (OP)
>Jason Duval
TAP!
Anonymous No.717618490
>>717617426
I don't know how many times we have to tell you retards that Rockstar doesn't bullshot or downgrade. There is countless evidence of this with every release.
Anonymous No.717619196
>>717612560
that is genuinely disgusting. have you ever thought about, idk, not getting fat in the first place? is not like food is gonna walk up your mouth by itself. you deserve what you got
Anonymous No.717619487
will his dad lose track of him in the mall after buying a balloon and then run around in a panic calling his name?
Anonymous No.717620956
Anonymous No.717622139
Anonymous No.717624008 >>717624432
>>717618071
got the full pic?
Anonymous No.717624228
>>717615486
he looks a lot like arthur imo
Anonymous No.717624432
>>717624008
Sadly I don't
Anonymous No.717625308
>>717600176 (OP)
>all males depicted in entertainment media have either supraphysiologically enhanced physiques or physiological maximum limit physiques only attainable with over 4 years of consistent hard training
The male loneliness epidemic is only in its infancy. It's a long downhill slope from here.

>juice out and face premature heart failure before midlife
>be seen as a puny, ugly loser and die never knowing the love of a woman
>become a tranny
Choose, western man.
Anonymous No.717625404 >>717626142
Jason is made for breeding shotas
Anonymous No.717625830
>>717602565
Would a GTA game set in Florida during the 1990's or early 2000's been better?
Anonymous No.717625972
>>717600176 (OP)
joey swoll*
Anonymous No.717626131
>>717600225
>>717600409
>>717600458
These posters are men btw.
Anonymous No.717626142
>>717625404
ok settle down mister that's enough
Anonymous No.717626498
>>717600371
meanwhile Asians in real life...
Anonymous No.717626770
>>717612549
LMAO, I've seen the same from Latinos.
Anonymous No.717628667
>>717600176 (OP)
>duval, duval padre
>ah padre? padre duval
>DUBALL