https://www.nintendo.co.jp/corporate/release/en/2025/250808.html

>>717600917 (OP)
ok bitch and?

>>717600917 (OP)
that fucking soiface Mario

let people enjoy things

>>717600917 (OP)
they know their audience is rabid brown manchildren

>>717601157
>YABBA DABBA DOO

>>717601232
Let kids enjoy things. Get a real hobby, manchild, or xir.

>>717600917 (OP)
>Mario and Peach are just friends
>Now Mario literally soijaking
It's never been more over, Mariobros...

>>717600917 (OP)
All three babies being born in Japan today will be very happy

nintendo's massive success really mindbroke losers kek

>>717600917 (OP)
>here's your 40th anniversary celebration

>>717600917 (OP)
Someone post the Mario Yabba Dabba Wahoo pasta

nintendo fans should all be on a list and kept away from children

>>717601405
all those copies sold and you barely see any mkw or dkb thread
one would think there would be fast, active threads for that kart game at least, but nope

Mario might be immortalized as Japanese Mickey Mouse.

>>717600917 (OP)
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome thread

>>717600917 (OP)
It has been for decades, ever since the Nintendo Gamecube failed to adapt with the evolving demographics that instead went to Playstation, which actually respected their wants to be seen as mature and cool compared to poorly acted BING BING WAHOO and the bitchification of Zelda.

>>717601609
>how dare you not make threads about game instead of playing it
Also there's plenty of Bananza threads everyday still

That's how you create zealots for life

Can you nintendo fags ever laugh at yourselves or nintendo, how can you defend this goofy shit
>REEEE MUH 6 MILLION SALES

>>717601609
you can only pretend to care about mario kart 37 for a few days

>>717601630
>Begin turning Mario into japanese Mickey
Begin? It is Japanese Mickey since 1985

>>717601609
>I rate success based on the amount of threads spammed on /v/
then when people actually spam threads like they did with expedition 33 you complain about them shilling

>>717601802
You mean coomers jacking it to AI slop of Pauline and shipper schizos ragebaiting over "MUH MARIO LORE" like Mario's worldbuilding and continuity have EVER mattered before?

>>717600917 (OP)
How awful. Back in my day we had real Mario games for grown up adults, like... "Mario Early Years" and "Mario's Pre-School Fun"

ATTENTION FELLOW NINTENDO FANS: WE MUST BEGIN COUNTER-TROLLING OPERATIONS IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT, COUNTER-TROLLING OPERATIONS MUST BE EXECUTED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

>>717601405
Nint0ddlers will post this and not realize that this shows that the Switch 2 plateaued.
It sold 3.5 million in 4 days, then 5.82 million in 25 days, and still hasn’t reached 6 days when its been over 2 months now.

>>717601883
there's nothing to defend. I play Nintendo games because they are fun, I have no feelings for the company itself. You don't play videogames and instead spend 24/7 hating the company as if it fucked your entire family and came inside them. You're not healthy, seek help.

>>717600917 (OP)
Nintendo is fags. Simple as.

>>717602065
it's literally selling out as fast as they can produce and ship any more units

>>717602026
>"you don't talk about the game"
>"actually we do"
>"no! Not like THAT! Talk about it the way I want!"
you're pathetic

>>717602065
Just wait until Pokemon's 10th generation and 30th anniversary bash later down the line in Holiday 2026, that'll be the real pusher of platform sales seeing as how Mario Kart's an actual travesty this time around.

Goo goo ga ga

>>717602026
Marvel movies melted a lot of brains anon, leave them at their schizo ramblings

>>717602184
So DALL-E General and SillyTavern General are vidya discussion threads? Gacha coomer threads full of image dumps without any actual discussion are vidya discussion threads?

>>717602058
You need to go outside

>>717602170
>Guys the console totally isn’t palteauing because everyone else realized its dogshit!
>It’s because Nintendo can’t keep up with demand for 2 months straight!
Sure thing, retard

>>717600917 (OP)
Nintendo’s been doing this sort of shit for years now. Ever clicked on the play nintendo part of their website? It’s full of shit like it. I get this is the latest iteration but why are we acting like them catering to children is anything new?
>>717601630
I miss the guy who posted those DA-tier images of mario and pauline with young pauline as their daughter, vastly prefer it over… whatever this shit is

>>717601320
>>717601358

Goddammit, I knew you fucks would already be making this basedjak shit.

I hate basedjak memes but I can't stop laughing at what Nintendo has done.

I JUST FUCKING CANT STOP LAUGHING

>>717601630
When are we getting Kirby as japans Pooh?

>>717602368
it's hilarious you're so mindbroken you have to cope this hard to convince yourself no one wants the already fastest selling console in history

this is what tendie's look and act like

>>717602418
He already is, you know nothing of how insanely lucrative Kirby's branding is in Japan. Merchandise sells like hot cakes, big enough to have entire restaurants like the Kirby Cafe, all of it's profitable.

>>717602368
>Attention everyone, the braindamaged anon on 4chan knows it better than the multibillion dollar company

ITT: Grown ass virgin men seething at children, and losing

>Company branches out to let their properties known around the world
Meanwhile

>>717602705
/thread

>>717602705
Children aren't playing Nintendo though? They're playing Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox and whatever the current flavor of the week hotness on their mobile device is.

Nintendo has just realized (kind of?) that half if not more of their audience has been the same since the 90s/2000s, and are making products to sell to those people. In theory, those people should have been having kids for the last 10 or so years and for the next 5

Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

I can't believe the bright cartoony bing bing game with 1-dimensional characters and stories is for children

>getting mad over baby toys

>>717602782
A Japanese company, of all things, should know that consumers aren't producing more humans, even overseas.

>>717602782
I think Nintendo expected their older fans to pivot to franchises like fire emblem, xenoblade and Metroid. Obviously that didn’t work exactly as planned.

Is Shuntaro Furukawa behind this new "My Mario" spinoff IP?
If so, good for him.

>>717602536
Looks like a happy family with a stable income.

>>717602308
yes, as much as nintendo derangement syndrome threads are discussion threads, but you have nothing against those because you're an obsessed schizo

Nintendo released this crap because actual children and their parents can't afford the Switch 2 and its games anymore. So literal toys are the substitute.

zommies so out of touch with the media they see mario on a Tshirt and they yell like it's new or something. You would fucking die by self shitting if you knew your dad ate Mario cererals in the early 80's, you little bitch.

>>717602981
No, you're the one agreeing that those threads full of AI slop and rambling schizos who aren't actually talking about the game itself, like the Super Pauline Mario faggot in this thread RIGHT NOW, are vidya discussion.

Not gonna lie, the wood blocks are kinda cool.

>>717602927
>no linear 3D DK
It's never been more over...

>>717602995
You realize Nintendo started out as a toy company?

Sorry snoys, post wojak marios and toddler marios all you want.
Sony already said Playstation consoles are still dead :)

>>717603179
>Sony is so successful to a global market that it doesn't even need consoles anymore
>meanwhile Nintendo still has no market outside of its zealots and continues to rely on overpriced toys because it's the only way they can generate revenue
LOL

>>717603245
>we went from exclusives bad to consoles bad in just one generation

>>717600917 (OP)
NINTENDIES BTFO

We have already chosen our beautiful new era.

>>717602765
>Children aren't playing Nintendo though? They're playing Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox and whatever the current flavor of the week hotness on their mobile device is.

Yeah, there's a demographic genocide coming for mass media of all forms: movies, tv, film, games, etc. KIDS DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEM. I think we have 20 more years of "Trad" media existing,a nd then it's just free games as the majority media for everything.

Imagine: no single player games, no books, no tv shows, no movies. Everyone jsut playing roblox or the modern equivalent.

>>717603168
Cards aren't toys anon

>>717600917 (OP)
>kids like mario
I'm in shock. I don't think I'll ever recoer.