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Anonymous No.717601580 >>717601860 >>717601894 >>717602006 >>717604771
Is Ready Player One the worst "videogame" movie of all time?
Anonymous No.717601714
The last Tomb Raider movie that came out is pretty shit. I watched it on Tubi yesterday. God awful, Uwe Boll could have made a better film.
Anonymous No.717601837
It's alright, I'd honestly give that title to Monster Hunter
Anonymous No.717601860 >>717602031 >>717602096 >>717602809 >>717603070 >>717604167
>>717601580 (OP)
why do people not like this movie? i thought it was pretty good.
Anonymous No.717601894
>>717601580 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBylNJQEbg
Anonymous No.717601975
This is the only movie where I truly regret the time I lost watching it.
Anonymous No.717602006 >>717602145 >>717602713
>>717601580 (OP)
Ready Player One is a god awful book, probably the worst written novel I've ever read, so all in all the movie turned out pretty okay.
Anonymous No.717602031 >>717602256
>>717601860
BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER BE REAL AND IT'S FUCKING PAINFUL
Anonymous No.717602096 >>717602268 >>717602269
>>717601860
Are you 16 years old, or Korean, perchance?
Anonymous No.717602145 >>717602395
>>717602006
This is the actual worse book in existence
Anonymous No.717602256
>>717602031
What would become real? An outlandish scenario where all your 80's and 90's pop-culture knowledge becomes useful?
Anonymous No.717602267 >>717602458
I unironically liked it. Only watched it because Spielberg was involved honestly.
Anonymous No.717602268
>>717602096
38, Norwegian
Anonymous No.717602269
>>717602096
i'm 35, male, white, no tattoos, and married
Anonymous No.717602395
>>717602145
happy vore day btw
Anonymous No.717602403
it's not starring a washed old holywood funnyman like adam sandler or jack black so it can't be the worst one
Anonymous No.717602421
The one thing I find retarded about the movie is that literally no one thought to drive backwards even just on the off chance something would happen
Anonymous No.717602458 >>717603237
>>717602267
literally the only guy able to pull this shit off, the movie is a copyrights hell
Anonymous No.717602713
>>717602006
The eye of argon exists so we're still far ofg
Anonymous No.717602809 >>717602951
>>717601860
The movie is fine. It’s not great, but Spielberg knows how to squeeze pathos out of less than stellar source material. It’s about as good as an adaptation of the book could be. The book is excruciating.
Anonymous No.717602951 >>717603357
>>717602809
>The book is excruciating.
someone post the excerpt from the book of the guy coonsuming all that nostalgia bait slop from the 80's I get a good laugh each time.
Anonymous No.717603070
>>717601860
it’s the recycled pop culture goy slop jews are desperate for
Anonymous No.717603237
>>717602458
if they only show a character for a few seconds it may be fair use?
Anonymous No.717603357 >>717603459 >>717604526
>>717602951
When it came to my research, I never took any shortcuts. Over the past five years, I’d worked my way down the entire recommended gunter reading list. Douglas Adams. Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stephenson. Richard K. Morgan. Stephen King. Orson Scott Card. Terry Pratchett. Terry Brooks. Bester, Bradbury, Haldeman, Heinlein, Tolkien, Vance, Gibson, Gaiman, Sterling, Moorcock, Scalzi, Zelazny. I read every novel by every single one of Halliday’s favorite authors. And I didn’t stop there. I also watched every single film he referenced in the Almanac. If it was one of Halliday’s favorites, like WarGames, Ghostbusters, Real Genius, Better Off Dead, or Revenge of the Nerds, I rewatched it until I knew every scene by heart. I devoured each of what Halliday referred to as “The Holy Trilogies”: Star Wars (original and prequel trilogies, in that order), Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Mad Max, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones. (Halliday once said that he preferred to pretend the other Indiana Jones films, from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull onward, didn’t exist. I tended to agree.) I also absorbed the complete filmographies of each of his favorite directors. Cameron, Gilliam, Jackson, Fincher, Kubrick, Lucas, Spielberg, Del Toro, Tarantino. And, of course, Kevin Smith. I spent three months studying every John Hughes teen movie and memorizing all the key lines of dialogue. Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive. You could say I covered all the bases.
Anonymous No.717603459 >>717603563 >>717604526
>>717603357
I studied Monty Python. And not just Holy Grail, either. Every single one of their films, albums, and books, and every episode of the original BBC series. (Including those two “lost” episodes they did for German television.) I wasn’t going to cut any corners. I wasn’t going to miss something obvious. Somewhere along the way, I started to go overboard. I may, in fact, have started to go a little insane. I watched every episode of The Greatest American Hero, Airwolf, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Misfits of Science, and The Muppet Show. What about The Simpsons, you ask? I knew more about Springfield than I knew about my own city. Star Trek? Oh, I did my homework. TOS, TNG, DS9. Even Voyager and Enterprise. I watched them all in chronological order. The movies, too. Phasers locked on target. I gave myself a crash course in ’80s Saturday-morning cartoons. I learned the name of every last goddamn Gobot and Transformer. Land of the Lost, Thundarr the Barbarian, He-Man, Schoolhouse Rock!, G.I. Joe—I knew them all. Because knowing is half the battle. Who was my friend, when things got rough? H.R. Pufnstuf. Japan? Did I cover Japan? Yes. Yes indeed. Anime and live-action. Godzilla, Gamera, Star Blazers, The Space Giants, and G-Force. Go, Speed Racer, Go. I wasn’t some dilettante. I wasn’t screwing around. I memorized every last Bill Hicks stand-up routine.
Anonymous No.717603563 >>717603651 >>717604526
>>717603459
Music? Well, covering all the music wasn’t easy. It took some time. The ’80s was a long decade (ten whole years), and Halliday didn’t seem to have had very discerning taste. He listened to everything. So I did too. Pop, rock, new wave, punk, heavy metal. From the Police to Journey to R.E.M. to the Clash. I tackled it all. I burned through the entire They Might Be Giants discography in under two weeks. Devo took a little longer. I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing ’80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn’t part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend. I memorized lyrics. Silly lyrics, by bands with names like Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, and Pink Floyd. I kept at it. I burned the midnight oil. Did you know that Midnight Oil was an Australian band, with a 1987 hit titled “Beds Are Burning”? I was obsessed. I wouldn’t quit. My grades suffered. I didn’t care. I read every issue of every comic book title Halliday had ever collected. I wasn’t going to have anyone questioning my commitment. Especially when it came to the videogames.
Anonymous No.717603643
ugh
Anonymous No.717603651 >>717604526
>>717603563
Videogames were my area of expertise. My double-weapon specialization. My dream Jeopardy! category. I downloaded every game mentioned or referenced in the Almanac, from Akalabeth to Zaxxon. I played each title until I had mastered it, then moved on to the next one. You’d be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever. Twelve hours a day, seven days a week, is a lot of study time. I worked my way through every videogame genre and platform. Classic arcade coin-ops, home computer, console, and handheld. Text-based adventures, first-person shooters, third-person RPGs. Ancient 8-, 16-, and 32-bit classics written in the previous century. The harder a game was to beat, the more I enjoyed it. And as I played these ancient digital relics, night after night, year after year, I discovered I had a talent for them. I could master most action titles in a few hours, and there wasn’t an adventure or role-playing game I couldn’t solve. I never needed any walkthroughs or cheat codes. Everything just clicked. And I was even better at the old arcade games. When I was in the zone on a high-speed classic like Defender, I felt like a hawk in flight, or the way I thought a shark must feel as it cruises the ocean floor. For the first time, I knew what it was to be a natural at something. To have a gift.
Anonymous No.717604167
>>717601860
>based on a shitty book
>in order for the main plot to work it requires that no one in all these months ever drove backwards at the start of the race for the lulz, something that would've been done day one, and later that no one in the bad guy's company has ever heard of Google or watched a DIDYUOKNOEGAYMAN video
>Battleborn characters
Anonymous No.717604526
>>717603357
>>717603459
>>717603563
>>717603651
pffft hahaha. They guy being proud of becoming a pop culture toilet really cements it.
Anonymous No.717604771
>>717601580 (OP)
Not even close. That goes to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) for me.
Ready Player One is just cringe and nostalgia bait with 10 seconds of Hollywood grade, CGI, cat titties.