Thread 717602896 - /v/ [Archived: 42 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:24:38 PM No.717602896
gemario
gemario
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>open world donkey kong
>open world mario kart
>open world kirby
>open world mario
Can nintendo make any other type of genre or are they the modern ubisoft?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:47 PM No.717602979
don't forget pokemon, anyway no, modern nintendo sucks
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:48 PM No.717602982
the only open world game in this list is mario kart, sneed nigger-man sneed sneed sneed sneed

also dilate
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:30 PM No.717603106
Did they really announce an open-world Mario? I guess it's pretty much inevitable for the next game either way.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:28 PM No.717603186
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>>717602896 (OP)
kek nintendies really stomach this goyslop
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:59 PM No.717603304
>>717602982
>NPC enrages after you trigger his combat scene
kek, spit more at the screen while you try to muster up the brainpower to type "TRANNY" without misspelling it you fucking mark

Keep buying your slop paypiggie hahahaha
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:10 PM No.717603316
sonysisters taking the recent news well I see
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:39 PM No.717603364
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>>717602896 (OP)
If it's not open world, why bother?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:31:56 PM No.717603467
what if they took mario cart, mario tennis, mario golf, regular mario, zelda, metroid, harvest moon, animal crossing, and put all of it into one open world game?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:35:31 PM No.717603749
>>717603467
and call it chuck’s fuck and suck
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:22 PM No.717603820
>>717602896 (OP)
Reminder that Nintendo once apologized for not being the ones to make Minecraft and that their new global test game is just a weird hat based Roblox clone
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:23 PM No.717603821
>>717603304
dilate tarny
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:40 PM No.717603834
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>>717602896 (OP)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:38 PM No.717603910
>Switch 2 is underpacing Switch 1 WOW sales
>nintendo copeniggers hiding from this fact like a bird watching a tornado
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:44 PM No.717603919
>>717602896 (OP)
every game will be open world
every game will have stamina management
every game will have a discount crafting system
every game will have a parry
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:11 PM No.717604170
superheroes-batman-dc-joker-and-michael-keaton-get-nuts-1607550624
>People freak out when a toy company makes *gasp* TOYS!
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:42:18 PM No.717604265
Super Mario Solar Flare
Super Mario Solar Flare
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Here is what I propose for an open-world 3D Mario game.
>Super Mario Solar Flare
>Mario and his family and friends take Mayor Pauline's private jet to Isle Delfino or one of the islands next door for a family and friends vacation
>Bowser's ex-wife frames Mario with an android version of him, Cyber Mario, who goes on a rampage, scaring the piantas and destroying their houses
>Mario's innocence is harder to prove, so he stays in jail for a while
>Mario is eventually bailed out of jail, and the player can switch to playing as him or one of his family members
>Cyber Mario tricks Mayor Pauline, Lady Pauline, and Peach into following him onto his ship, resulting in all three of them being kidnapped
>New Pauline uses a voxel construction device that looks similar to F.L.U.D.D. to build new houses for the piantas
>F.L.U.D.D. is an NPC that can be equipped in the post-game
>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
>Open-world island
>All of the characters are fully voice-acted, none of the characters speak gibberish
>Cinematic soap opera cutscenes
>F.L.U.D.D. dies again, but this time, he can't be revived
>Bowser and his ex-wife get re-married
>The feud between Mario and his family and friends and Bowser and his family finally ends
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:07 PM No.717604393
>>717602896 (OP)
Kirby was not open world
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:12 PM No.717604474
>>717604170
No, we freak out when adults buy toys and defend them with the force of a thousand suns
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:30 PM No.717604691
>>717603106
Bowser's Fury is kind of open world
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:27 PM No.717604993
>>717604474
No, you just want an excuse to post soijaks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:53:43 PM No.717605098
>>717602896 (OP)
Donkey Kong and Mario are not open world
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:55:50 PM No.717605246
>>717604474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ucCdtZ-Ezs

Nintendo flipped the map, put mario kart roads on it, and sold BotW for a third time
RUMAO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:08 PM No.717605261
>>717604691
it is open world, it's just small. Which is where open world shines.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:00:29 PM No.717605619
You need to realize the average Nintendo fan worships the company while refusing to play anything else. So when Big Daddy N finally stops living in the past and gets onto the bandwaggon, the generic open world slop their corporate overlord shits out looks like a fine meal.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:15 PM No.717605871
>>717605619
Only Mario Kart is open world of the games he listed. The others are just big levels, you might as well call 64 and Sunshine open world since it's basically the same but on a smaller scale. Kirby especially isn't open world, those are linear levels.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:16:13 PM No.717606728
tww was more of an open world game than bananza and that's a 2002 game, the absolute state of snoys lmao
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:39:55 PM No.717608571
rentafree
rentafree
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the beady eyes look a bit weird but i think it fits the original art style more