Thread 717611932 - /v/ [Archived: 6 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:23:57 PM No.717611932
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What went wrong?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:25:16 PM No.717612042
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>>717611932 (OP)
>playing an arcade game on a pc
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:25:24 PM No.717612051
>workers create classic game
>publishers own IP fire workers
>publishers hire lowest bidder to churn out remake
>
>/v/ doesn't connect the dots, blames "modernity" or something of the fact that private ownership of an IP means devs get screwed and cheap shit gets made out of beloved games
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:26:24 PM No.717612116
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iamgoldman
Replies: >>717614789 >>717615197 >>717620198 >>717621483
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:31:05 PM No.717612495
>>717612042
Mouse > lightgun
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:32:03 PM No.717612564
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>delayed several months
>still looks like shit and is buggy too
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:35:45 PM No.717612842
This has to be one of the worst remakes ever as far as butchering the artistic style and intent goes.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:41:30 PM No.717613249
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>>717612842
What, don't you like bloom?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:50:55 PM No.717613920
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:01:24 PM No.717614609
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:04:16 PM No.717614789
>>717612116
have we really reached a point where remakes of ps1 games look less realistic than the original?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:06:06 PM No.717614925
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>>717614789
In this case, I'd say the dev in particular is just extremely incompetent.
Replies: >>717615201 >>717618829 >>717621483
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:09:33 PM No.717615197
>>717612116
He looks like a proper gold man now. What's the problem?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:09:35 PM No.717615201
>>717614925
And to think they have their grubby hands on more Panzer Dragoon too...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:10:51 PM No.717615291
>>717612051
it's still possible to blame pajeet race replacement, checkmate leftoid!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:11:53 PM No.717615370
>>717615197
he lost his gangsta popped collar
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:16:57 PM No.717615745
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:20:42 PM No.717615981
>>717611932 (OP)
If it's anything like the first game then it looks horribly ugly and shits on the art direction of the original.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:22:45 PM No.717616105
>>717612042
No no no, because arcade games CAN work on PC. But light gun rail shooters on the other hand not so much. You can play with a light gun on PC but some of the good options for light guns are far to expensive to justify the cost to get an accessory you'll only use for one game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:01 PM No.717616196
>>717613920
You'd honestly think right was the remake and left was the original with how shit it looks, goddamn.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:52 PM No.717616264
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>>717615981
It shits on it even worse than the first game's remake. On top of having additional visual glitches and errors.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:41 PM No.717616387
>>717613920
What gets me here, is they didn't just fuck up the designs and visuals alone, they even fucked up the cutscene timing/framing and apparently they somehow couldn't manage to transition it right from the cutscene to the gameplay like in the original.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:30:34 PM No.717616670
>>717611932 (OP)
>house of the dead on wii
kino
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:01 PM No.717616704
>>717613920
You can only barely see the explosion with all the anti-soul gas on the screen. My god.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:26 PM No.717616736
The final boss uses so much bloom that it actually hurts my eyes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:34:44 PM No.717616985
atp buying remakes is an IQ test and youre sub 80 if you buy any of this shit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:35:22 PM No.717617019
>>717613249
>So, these are Goldman's floodlights.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:23 PM No.717617310
>>717616264
>so much fog and bloom/colorgrading you can't even really tell the middle one is blue anymore
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:40:39 PM No.717617416
>>717612042
>downloaded teknoparrot
>downloaded scarlet dawn
>cheat
>infinite rockets
The most fun I had in an arcade in a while.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:40:53 PM No.717617441
>>717611932 (OP)
The first one looked like putrid dogshit already. Who had more than zero expectations?
The original visuals hold up in a "retro" way anyways. Just make a collection ffs.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:42:14 PM No.717617534
>>717613920
Even something simple like the Magician standing completely still is ruined.
It's like they get paid for soul removal.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:06 PM No.717617927
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>couldn't even be bothered top make a very basic channeling effect
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:50 PM No.717617984
>>717611932 (OP)
Came out same day as Heretic + Hexen remaster
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:50:46 PM No.717618213
>>717613920
You can't be fucking serious.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:44 PM No.717618532
>>717611932 (OP)
>forever entertainment
You could make a what went wrong thread about every single remaster they have ever made and half of them would be worse than HOTD2. They are hands down the worst remake studio in the industry.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:52 PM No.717618791
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:58:27 PM No.717618829
>>717614925
thing on the right has straight SOVL
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:36 PM No.717618981
>>717614789
Retard.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:04:18 PM No.717619282
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>Heirophant doesn't do the little taunt anymore
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:06:45 PM No.717619459
>>717611932 (OP)
They are remaking games because they no longer know how to make new ones
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:09:02 PM No.717619648
>>717619459
but they also don't know how to make remakes
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:57 PM No.717619790
>>717611932 (OP)
>remaking perfection
If a cake is perfect, putting it back in the oven will only ruin it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:11:54 PM No.717619865
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>>717617927
>>717613920
This is hilariously bad.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:16:10 PM No.717620198
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>>717612116
Do publishers realize at this point people would be less pissed if they just sold a ROM with an emulator?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:16:58 PM No.717620248
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:25:30 PM No.717620928
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>redesigns your monster into a bdsm freak
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:31:20 PM No.717621343
1. It looks like shit.
2. What's even the point of rail shooters if you dont have a big plastic gun in your hand?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:31:28 PM No.717621353
Don't come! Don't come!
Replies: >>717622743
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:33:05 PM No.717621483
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>>717614925
>>717612116
>>717613249
>that font
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:33:20 PM No.717621506
>>717619865
I want to see this in motion
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:48:48 PM No.717622743
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>>717621353
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:52:40 PM No.717623045
>Every single child in the game is now a teenager
Why
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:55:21 PM No.717623252
>>717611932 (OP)
Suffer like G did?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:01:36 AM No.717623707
>>717623252
thats all fans of anything sega besides persona sonic and yakuza do unfortunately
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:04:38 AM No.717623928
>>717611932 (OP)
I see a black person
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:04:56 AM No.717623949
>>717611932 (OP)
To protect the life cycle!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:11 AM No.717624021
magician is cooler than emperor
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:10 AM No.717624169
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Why did he do it?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:09:48 AM No.717624287
>>717611932 (OP)
>Everything is bizarrely bloomed
>Nerfs to Judgement and Strength
>Magician nerfed AGAIN
>Certain animations feel meh
>Again the erratics of the screen were removed and we have a still screen
>Glitches and more missing stuff and animations
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
I'm going back to the OG games.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:11:11 AM No.717624390
>>717613920
>original
>magician is ALWAYS center frame and outright staring into the camera
>he is not only a pillar holding up the center of the scene but also unearthly still, turning without turning to follow you like a possessed inanimate object
>remake just has him bounce up and down like a living thing and camera takes angles on him
even the most basic cinematography of it christ
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:29:06 AM No.717625631
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>>717623707
>Jet Slop Radio will eventually be released
I dread to think how Crazy Taxi is going to turn out.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:52:11 AM No.717627206
>>717611932 (OP)
it's not typing of the dead
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:00:39 AM No.717627807
Anyone playing lightgun shooters with a gyro gamepad? I'm thinking it's ought to be a decent compromise in terms of kinesthetics. The only real one I ever got to play at an arcade was some UFO themed one ages ago.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:37:26 AM No.717630219
>>717617927
>>717618791
>>717619282
>>717620248
>>717622743
>>717624169
Baffles me that it looks like this when the first remake got shat on hard, for being exactly like this.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:40:21 AM No.717630416
>another Play-Doh remake