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Anonymous No.717629058 >>717629315 >>717629491 >>717629506 >>717629819 >>717631312 >>717633938 >>717635097 >>717636304
>cannon points upward
>can't shoot air units
Anonymous No.717629315 >>717629381
>>717629058 (OP)
>has a penis
>cannot fuck women
sad!
Anonymous No.717629381
>>717629315
But enough about you and more about the phenomenon OP was talking about
Anonymous No.717629491 >>717629724
>>717629058 (OP)
>drops zealots around you that you can't attack
Anonymous No.717629506
>>717629058 (OP)
its game balance man
can you even imagine how broken terran would be if tanks could counter air units
Anonymous No.717629724 >>717632448 >>717635948
>>717629491
Anonymous No.717629819 >>717630141
>>717629058 (OP)
>orange clouds units
>cannot be hit by FUCKING MASSIVE EXPLOSION
or
>Gives some dude the plague
>burns down missile turrets
>eats through armor
>but being deathly sick can't kill anyone
Anonymous No.717630141
>>717629819
akshually you still get hit by the explosion, it's just reduced to a near miss unless you are entrenched
Anonymous No.717630890
Anonymous No.717631039
GookclickerCraft is such a blight on yhe RTS genre. We would probably still have a lively genre if it wasnt for gook esports crap. Esharts killed fighting games too.
Anonymous No.717631312 >>717631690
>>717629058 (OP)
There is a massive seethe and cope thread on the sc2 reddit right now. Dudes have been claiming the game isn't dying for years and now it being undeniably dead they are seething at blizzard for not keeping it alive. They actually think sc2 is universally loved and that people don't play it only because of lack of marketing.
Anonymous No.717631631 >>717632965
Anonymous No.717631690 >>717633030
>>717631312
The game is 15 years old. It had a good run. Now it will keep existing as a low intensity thing like Brood War.
Anonymous No.717632448 >>717633269
>>717629724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxNMSe750Dk
Anonymous No.717632965 >>717633195
>>717631631
cheeky fucking medic saved by starcraft 1's pathfinding kek
Anonymous No.717633030 >>717635786
>>717631690
what's funny is that bw is still more popular in korea than sc2 is in the whole world
Anonymous No.717633195
>>717632965
same with these marines that stutterstep out of the way and immediately dance over their fallen comerades. kek no loyalty
Anonymous No.717633269
>>717632448
Light has no reaction at all, he's so locked in on surviving.
Anonymous No.717633770 >>717634159 >>717634246 >>717634842
>you now remember the turret guy
Anonymous No.717633938
>>717629058 (OP)
Because it's literally an anti-ground artillery unit in this mode.
NOT A AAA GUN.
Anonymous No.717634159
>>717633770
How is he not puking his guts out from all that spinning?
Anonymous No.717634246
>>717633770
Turret cuck...
Anonymous No.717634842 >>717635335
>>717633770
I never noticed this.
How the fuck did I never notice this?
Anonymous No.717634940
>he doesn't play as Mengsk
NGMI
Anonymous No.717635097
>>717629058 (OP)
How many howitzers have shot down aircraft, dipshit? It's an artillery piece it lobs shit long distances in an arc.

Dumbass shitskinned motherfucker retard.
Anonymous No.717635335 >>717635625 >>717636049 >>717636049
>>717634842
So many of the design choices are just plain bad and your mind never notices them because it's easier to imagine good things. Like Vultures having an open cabin, or Overlords having a coffee bean butt
Anonymous No.717635625 >>717635963 >>717636028 >>717636080
>>717635335
>Open cabin
It's a fucking MOTORCYCLE YOU ZOOMIE RETARD
Anonymous No.717635786 >>717636189
>>717633030
I'm convinced brood war has achieved chess-like status in korea
a friend was telling me the other week that middle schoolers today are still playing brood war there
blizzard could die as a company or something and they'd still be playing starcraft there decades from now
Anonymous No.717635948 >>717636137 >>717636243 >>717636457
>>717629724
What's with the Zerg creep in the bottom middle of the map?
Anonymous No.717635963
>>717635625
>Clearly a hoverbike à la Star Wars
>It's a motorcycle!
Zoom zoom mad
Anonymous No.717636028
>>717635625
I kind of saw the sprite like a crotch-rocket that was enclosed. Doesn't really line up with the unit portrait, but a lot of that seemed inconsistent anyway.
Anonymous No.717636049 >>717636102
>>717635335
>>717635335
I noticed those and saw no issues.
Its a bike, dude.
why wouldn't it be open?
Anonymous No.717636080
>>717635625
it's a futuristic motorcycle in space, it should be closed cabin
Anonymous No.717636102 >>717636198
>>717636049
Because the portrait shows the Vulture driver wearing no protective equipment
Anonymous No.717636137
>>717635948
might have been a mission map?
never followed the multiplayer scene
Anonymous No.717636189
>>717635786
The best rts is age or broodwar. Played it for the first time in middle school. There will be nothing like it within our lifetimes.
Anonymous No.717636198 >>717636436
>>717636102
no, it shows him not wearing a helmet.
meanwhile all the marines have their visors shut on their models despite them being open on their portraits.
so what?
Anonymous No.717636243
>>717635948
desperate attempt to make zerg island map viable
Anonymous No.717636304 >>717636714
>>717629058 (OP)
Mortars aren't effective against fast moving aerial targets?
Anonymous No.717636436 >>717636546
>>717636198
Yes, but they still clearly wear the same equipment in the portrait as they have on their sprites. Meanwhile the Vulture driver doesn't resemble the sprite at all. It looked good and made sense on the Marine why not do the same for the Vulture?
Anonymous No.717636457
>>717635948
Map feature to help zerg because they are bad in island maps
Anonymous No.717636546
>>717636436
yeah he does.
you can see he is wearing a dark suit with gloves, just like his sprite.
they needed obvious colors, so some shit had to be like that.
Anonymous No.717636714
>>717636304
>Mortar
Dipshit
Anonymous No.717636769 >>717636843 >>717636883 >>717636908 >>717637085
how is zerg bad at island maps? they have mutas
Anonymous No.717636843 >>717636934
>>717636769
valks and corsairs rape mutas
Anonymous No.717636883 >>717636934
>>717636769
Mutas are unparalleled on offense but suck at defense. Get a couple Valks or Corsairs and you can zone them.
Anonymous No.717636908 >>717637229
>>717636769
zerg needs a lot of gas
Anonymous No.717636934 >>717637072 >>717637148
>>717636843
>>717636883
build a devourer
Anonymous No.717637072 >>717637229
>>717636934
Devourer is hot garbage. Guardians are amazing though and more pros should use them.
Anonymous No.717637085 >>717637229 >>717637492
>>717636769
Mutas are good but cost a lot of gas, zerg needs to stay ahead in bases but they can't until they get drops (which costs a lot of gas), and the other races can hard counter them easily since they know zerg are forced into muta

Sparkle (the map in question) actually went too far in the opposite direction by giving too much gas and they raped terran. It's actually one of the few maps that are skewed in zergs favor in that matchup
Anonymous No.717637148
>>717636934
hitting alt-q-q would be faster and achieve the same thing
Anonymous No.717637229 >>717637291 >>717637456 >>717637560
>>717636908
>>717637085
makes sense. i heard about sparkle but only saw a few maps on it.

>>717637072
high hp, high armor, splash debuffs to the enemy stack would be good. just need to be a visionary to use it on an island map. soulkey will prove me right.
Anonymous No.717637268 >>717637286 >>717637417 >>717638312
What the fuck was the point of this thing?
Anonymous No.717637286 >>717637324
>>717637268
rape
Anonymous No.717637291 >>717637372
>>717637229
how do you expect soulkey to deal with the map pool this season
Anonymous No.717637324 >>717637375 >>717637406 >>717637456
>>717637286
It can't even kill anything?
Anonymous No.717637372
>>717637291
easily since the maps dont even look that bad for zerg.
Anonymous No.717637375
>>717637324
plaguuuuuu can kill terran buildings since they start burning down when at low health
Anonymous No.717637406
>>717637324
that's right, it violates its victims without killing them
Anonymous No.717637417
>>717637268
>what is the point of negating almost all of your opponent's damage
Anonymous No.717637456
>>717637229
Devourers can be good as a one of to help buff Mutas in dogfights but they stack VERY POORLY with themselves. So it's usually not worth teching to them just to make one.

>>717637324
That's the beauty though, you'll makes things wish they died.
Anonymous No.717637492
>>717637085
What if
Aftet evolving a hatchery, overlords can carry 1 unit.
Anonymous No.717637560 >>717637605
>>717637229
You might actually see devourers used unironically in Uldolmok if it somehow doesn't get vetoed every game. There was a SK vs someone (Mini?) game recently where the protoss sat on 4 bases making carriers, and SK made like 20 devourers with hydras and defiler to counter it.
Anonymous No.717637605 >>717637709 >>717639820
>>717637560
even without devourers, i dont know why you'd make carriers vs zerg since they can just plaguuuu+darkswarm lol.
Anonymous No.717637673
>Sees fixed artillery piece
>SIEGE in the title
>WTF!?! WHY IT NO SHOOT PLANE!? WHAT STRANGE MORTAR!!!
Why are you so aggressively fucking stupid?
Anonymous No.717637709
>>717637605
You don't even need that Carriers can't stop Scourge quick enough.
Anonymous No.717638029 >>717638236 >>717638329 >>717638396
>Rapes everything on screen
Anonymous No.717638236 >>717638359
>>717638029
>bgh
Anonymous No.717638312
>>717637268
>What the fuck was the point of this thing?
makes zergs unstoppable in tournaments.
Anonymous No.717638329
>>717638029
At this level of supply and turtle unironically Dark Archon mass Mind Control is the best option.
Anonymous No.717638359
>>717638236
it's a fastest
not bgh
Anonymous No.717638396
>>717638029
>protosissies too retarded to build one (1) arbiter which lets them win the game immediately
i am laffin
Anonymous No.717638967
Read the waiting lunch orders.
Anonymous No.717639820
>>717637605
Because carriers can go around right clicking every base in .5 seconds while corsairs/archons/templars/reavers etc obliterate the things that can actually kill them. It's not like you are forced to sit there fighting hydras under dark swarm