/v/ lied to me again. I should have known better, but I fell for it.
Bought this slop shit.
>Hey bro I heard you like to guard and dodge, here's your 5 vigor LOL
>Combat is janky shit, so bad it makes DS2 look like DMC.
>Dodging is worthless.
>Guarding? LOL yeah, get one guard and your completely spent like a PC fats walking to it's fridge.
>Amine bosses
To be fair...
>Story is cool
>Set and visuals are cool
But, that's it. Just another run of the mill dollar store Dark Souls wanna-be knock off.
I can't believe fell for /v/'s lies AGAIN.

never played this but it sounds like you have a skill issue tbqh family.

>>717633429 (OP)
Didn't read. Assume you got filtered by the lack of dodge i-frames to carry your ass.
Back to Elden Ring for you.

good game bad op

>>717633684
piss game, OP op

>bought Lies of Poop when /v/ was first hyping it up
>gameplay felt extremely clunky, setting is some copy paste souls shit
>many months later decide to go back and finish it, get my moneys worth
>Playing though the game again, it's alright, nothing great but I do want to see to the end
>beat King of Puppets rather easily, on my 4th or 5th try
>remember /v/ threads about how hard he was
>ah well, keep playing
>beat the next six bosses in a row without dying
>hey wtf is going on here, this is way too easy
>read the patch notes, they nerfed the fuck out of every boss and cut King of Puppets total health by like 35%
>laugh and uninstall
I wish I learned my lesson but I bought and didn't finish Stellar Blade either

>>717634153
>Stellar Blade
I never bought it, or the Wutang Clan game, wahtever the fuck it's called.
The way I see it, if /v/ shills it, it's shit, if /v/ hates it, it's probably good.

>>717634441
Lies of P > Stellar Blade > Wuchang

>>717633429 (OP)
Lurk more.

>>717635785
DS1 > Sekiro > Bloodborne > DS3 > DS2 > Atari >Calculator >Tic Tac Toe >Mud Puddle >Rocks and Sticks >Cat Shit >Lakes of Piss

>>717633429 (OP)
Uh oh filtered.

>>717635785
Let's not forget Code Vein, even that shit was better than Stellar Blade

>>717636179
Code Vein was fun up until that dual fire and ice boss. It was fun and I wish there were more anime-styled DS ripoffs

>>717636281
ai limit and doll's nest idk if ZZZ counts

>>717636378
>doll's nest
is nothing like souls

>>717633429 (OP)
Sounds like you're just bad at videogames

>>717636281
I think Titstein and Smough were pretty fine with an npc partner, the way the swap targets was fun.

>>717633429 (OP)
>buy game that everyone said was mostly like sekiro since it came out
>complain about dodging being bad

fucking what

>>717633429 (OP)
The combat and movement are straight doodoo.

/v/ lost

>>717636281
>dual fire and ice boss
El gran filtro...

>>717637548
/v/ always loses, just like all of us retards trapped in this ocean of piss for all time

>>717637775
Trapped? Talk for yourself, I'm here by choice.

>>717638004
You can never leave and you know it.

>>717638156
I can, but I won't, when 4chan was down I saw the absolute shithole the Internet outside this place is.

>>717638269
That's not how it works. I've been here since 2009. I see and been apart of a lot of shitposting. Hell, even the /pol/ Safety Squad in 2016 (that was my favorite).
You say you can, but you can't. None of us can. The difference between us is I accept it and you know it too, but you're larping.
Anyway, let's get back to shitting on Lakes of Piss, shall we?

>>717633429 (OP)
skill issue
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>>717638543
Nah bro, I can if I want, vidya, anime, movies, youtube and autistic RPG maker projects that never go anywhere, those 5 can permanently remove me from 4chan if I focus on them.

However, I like this place, it helps me scout for vidya.

>>717637548
reddit won

>>717639429
>vidya
same
>anime
only Shonen
>youtube
only if you sub to me, faggot (I'm a linux creator)
>RPG maker
can't help you there, just promise to stay away from children
>However, I like this place, it helps me scout for vidya.
lol

>>717639693
I dig shonen but also comedy, the most retarded and absurd the better.
>linux
lol, lmao even

Dark Souls 2 was a great game

>>717640186
Silence, you filthy little nigger.

>>717640035
>lol, lmao even
but why? I was feeling you weren't an NPC.

>>717640365
No, sorry. It was a fun game and I had fun playing it.

>>717640460
Linux can't play games without you doing a million tweaks and troubleshooting, some other games are plain unplayable, they simply won't fucking run, I like my games running without requiring anything else but a double click and I rather put with microshart garbage than fuck around just to run a game.

>>717633429 (OP)
>play an fps trying to run up and knife things
>blame the game and publicly announce you're retarded
lol

>>717641164
Ah, these are the people who buy consoles.

>>717641271
I play exclusively on PC.

>>717641502
And yet you have the mental profile of someone who would buy a console, curious...

>>717633429 (OP)
Gitgud

>>717641631
The last console I owned was the 3DS, the last home console was the PS3, I have 0 interest in consoles.

>>717641798
And yet...

>>717633429 (OP)
That's what you get for being a Soulsfag. How about developing a better taste for games?

>>717641873
Linuxfags are hipsters.

>>717642006
Computer illiteracy is enshittifying gaming.

>>717642229
I rather play my vidya than fight my puter you double retard.

>>717636005
Anyone putting DS1 first is a nostalgia struck piss baby.

>>717642873
I'd rather casuals begone

>>717643345
hipster fagget

>>717643407
Gatekeeping is an obligation

>>717633429 (OP)
It’s inbred as fuck because it was made by souls fans.

>play rollslop clone #7269
>It sucks dick
What did you expect, retard?

>>717633429 (OP)
grindy crappy wonky gameplay, no poise - enemy can walk through and hit you out of attacks, spammy autotracking enemy attacks, dodge is bullshit, meaty overly spongy sub-bosses more difficult than the main bosses that force you to grind, dumb plot-contrived lying mechanic, shitty perfect guard mechanic

>>717633629
nah. yur game is faggot shit. designed by wannabe nips

>>717640186
seconded

>>717633429 (OP)

>>717644474
It's parryslop, roll sucks ass in this game

>>717633429 (OP)
You write like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

this honestly feels more iike a classic souls title than nu-fromsoft
enemies dont have excessive amounts of tracking
challenge is moderate with bosses not having complete bullshit movesets
greater focus on lore and immersion
its like if miyazaki never had his ego inflated

>>717633429 (OP)
Someone was bored and in need of attention tonight.

>>717645015
Haha, it is funny because he is an orphan!

>>717633576
>>717633629
>typical GIT GUD shitter response
Fucking idiots.
This is why souls formula will never improve.
No matter how badly something gets mangled by devs there always an army of imbeciles with overblown egos like you screeching about 'skill issues' when anyone dares to criticize anything.

>>717646637
He shit up a thread earlier today
Just an esl with too much free time

>>717633429 (OP)
Told you, retard. There's a reason the game never crossed 30k concurrent when the dlc released.
Astroturfed as fuck game aimed at fags and women

>>717647632
Chartfags should go back to twitter

>>717647658
>notice "popularity"
>check playercount
>see inconsistency
Most people played for free on game pass when it launched and didn't bother coming back for the DLC. It's a shit game.

>>717647768
>popularity is quality
You deserve your trough

>>717633429 (OP)
You created a LoP hate thread and instead of tearing it down for being a dishonest derivative slop it is you decided to cry about being unskilled. Fuck you OP and fuck this game

>"Story is cool"
Fuck you once more

What a weird target for this kind of constant shitposting.

Classic teenager dies to first boss and starts crying thread

What a weird target for constant shilling

>>717647883
Korean games have become a really sore point for some /v/irgins. This and Stellar Blade have gotten the brunt of it.

>>717647925
Know what's really weird? The entire board is nothing but shilling. You, me, we're all shills advertising video games for free.

>>717647882
Not op but i liked the story
Its nice being able to understand shit without looking through 80 different lore items

The only good dodge mechanic is what Nioh and Bloodborne uses. Parrying and rollslop is fucking dogshit

>>717647989
Eternally relevant

I don't understand they jank ass parry system. you parry a bunch of times and eventually get maybe a slight window where the enemy stops attacking? the combat is not promise at all, it's basically just hack and slash, there are no tuned constraints

>>717648038
The fact that it's discernable doesn't make it good.
It's the story about lies where MC is fucking mute. Nice one, devs

>>717648163
>get maybe a slight window where the enemy stops attacking?
The biggest boon of the parry is breaking the enemies weapon to severely cripple their damage, and contributing to a big stagger attack

this game is somewhere between code vein and dark souls in terms of combat. it's not quite as retarded as code vein but also not as good as dark souls.

>>717648163
You parry to break their stamina faster. When they're out of stamina, you can perform a strong attack. For smaller enemies, parry also can break enemy weapons, make them do significantly less damage.
You should only really be trying to parry enemies and attacks you've become familiar with. Just block and then recuperate health or dodge otherwise.

>>717633429 (OP)
>slop
we live in an age where you can now spot an incel by one single word without having to read through their entire autistic drivel
have sex, incel

>>717633429 (OP)
Souls slop.

>>717636005
was all good until you rated Sekiro so high.

>>717643063
nah I played elden ring before ds1 and ds1 is more fun

>>717633429 (OP)
DaS2 > LoP (with dlc) > DaS3 > Memeborne > ER > LoP (without dlc) > DaS1 > DeS

>>717634441
Stellar Blade would have been great if it just played like the games it was imitating visually (DMC, Bayonetta, Nier Automata) but you start it and it's just more fucking souls slop, I'm tired of every other game playing the same as souls even when the visual design of the game does not match and communicates an entitely different genre

>>717633429 (OP)
>>Combat is janky shit, so bad it makes DS2 look like DMC.
Lies Of OP

>>717648343
the strong attack system is jank. it is not clear when you're supposed to press it, half the time the scratch marks don't appear or they already at weird times. then there's someone are red mark on the floor where you're supposed to stand. it's a broken mechanic

>>717648603
What can you expect from a retarded fromdrone who has massive brainrot from all that rolling around and r1 spamming

>>717648352
>Incel
We live in an age where you can spot a woman by one single word without having to read through their entire feminazi drivel.
Find a source of validation other than sex, femoid.

>>717648551
>I say a slop, a slop, a sloppy sloppy slop with a slop slop slop, sloppity sloppity slopaslop slop

>>717648626
>it is not clear when you're supposed to press it,
The health bar literally glows white
>half the time the scratch marks don't appear
Never had that issue

>>717648427
I'm a redditor and trans btw, don't know if that's important or not. I just want my identity to be known! <3

>>717648703
>I'll take what you said, change a couple words, and it becomes the ultimate "NO U!" that makes me the winner!
I'm rubber, you're glue, everything you say bounces back to you.

>>717643063
filtered

>>717648837
by what? It's the easiest of the souls games

>>717648860
ER

>>717648875
????

Which discord is it this time? It's always obvious when they come here to shriek and shart about a game, especially a Korean game.

The gunblade feels so goddamn good to use bros
Borderline broken but still fun as shit

>>717648875
If you think Elden Ring is easier then you haven't replayed DS1 since you first played it. You can play Elden Ring with the Mimic Tear and Bleed weapons, and DS1 is still the easier game. DS1 is my second favorite From game after Sekiro, but that's not because it's a challenging game.

It's always funny when an anon complains about a game because it always shows just how absolute garbage they are at it. They'll try to do anything to deflect away from that but at the end of the day, if he just posts a webm of him playing, we could all be entertained by how ass he is at the game.

>>717648734
>Never had that issue
You haven't had that issue because he's lying. His entire post is a lie in an attempt to blame the game for his own shortcomings. These shitters always do this.

>>717633429 (OP)
It's more like a bloodborne/sekiro hybrid with some bioshock mixed in than a dark souls game. I liked it a lot.
Great art design, fun gameplay and interesting story.