Why is there a single chair placed in the corner in Peach's bedroom?

>>717635986 (OP)
you think the lakitu cameraman has days off?

Why is Peach's bedroom just a chair and a bed?
Where does she store her clothes?

>>717635986 (OP)
So she can sit there and read when the afternoon light shines through.

>>717635986 (OP)
Mario likes to watch

>>717635986 (OP)
It's so Mario can watch her and Bowser GET IT ON.

>Bowser has tried to marry Peach multiple times to make their love legitament.
>Mario and Peach are canonically "just friends" according to Nintendo

>>717636121
>Where does she store her clothes?
Paper Mario answered that.

>>717636121
Her ass

>>717635986 (OP)
Peach likes to watch (Mario and Bowser)

>>717635986 (OP)
>Be nintendo
>Make a statement nobody asked for
>Mario forever stuck with cuck jokes

>>717635986 (OP)
I think it's pretty obvious.

>>717635986 (OP)
where is Peach's toilet?

>>717636525
Me.

>>717635986 (OP)
when Mario is allowed to watch, that's his seat.

>>717636525
Girls don't poop
Especially princesses

>>717636413
>implying that hasn't always been a thing
Bowser fucking Peach jokes are right up there with "Mario mushrooms are drugs" in terms of video game jokes that could apply for senior citizenship.

>>717636525
>he doesn't know

>>717636208
>yo söy me lamo uma macaco delicia ntr

>>717635986 (OP)

Bowser makes Mario watch.

>>717637225
watch what

>>717635986 (OP)
i highlighted it just in case someone doesn't see it

>>717636858
>Peach's farts

>>717637326
Bowser Jr.

>>717635986 (OP)
it's where Peach keeps her ???

>>717639416
What is the ????

So she can blankly stare out the window and think about Afghanistan.

>>717635986 (OP)
That's where she sits and uses her ???. Why do you think her ??? is right next to the chair?

>>717635986 (OP)

>>717637497
Mario jumps into the chair?

lol
i get it
adult themes
in a game made for kids
sex implied in a kids game
haha

mario if he real

>>717636174
This is the correct answer.

>>717635986 (OP)
Cuck chair

>>717636825
>scream sound
you should have used audio like https://soundgasm.net/u/Gutfucker/Home-visit-1

>>717637326
as he bing bings her wahoo

>>717641645
If you're not gonna do it yourself, then it's not worth doing.

>>717636295
That's clearly a different room.

>>717636174
Thread should've ended here

>>717636858
this image never fails to make me smile

>>717635986 (OP)

>>717635986 (OP)
It's the cuck chair.

As in, it's the place where Mario sits other men down while he cucks them. He gets to use Princess Peach's bed because she knows who REALLY runs the Mushroom Kingdom. It's Mario because he has more killing power than any other being in existence.

>>717643072
You'll get your cuck chair jokes, and you'll like it.

>Nobody mentions the dildo
Pathetic all of you

>>717646341
You mean the ???

>>717636174
tpbp

>>717635986 (OP)
>Why is there a single chair placed in the corner in Peach's bedroom?

>>717646530
Hot post more

>>717636825
KEKAROO

>>717635986 (OP)
So Peach can watch.

>>717646530
MAMMA MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>717636497
So... Peach watches Bowser sleep, and Mario listens from behind the bed?

The real answer is because it's generic furnishing. When you think a room is too empty and plain you put something there to fill in space, even if it's functionally worthless. That's why hotels have a random fuckass chair and other such objects no one uses, because it's awkward having nothing there. In the given image, I figure they didn't think to add a workdesk or storage-related furniture for whatever reason, even though they should've, because even with a chair it's lacking.

>>717642791
she probably has someone bring them to her, or maybe she walks around naked until she gets to the room

>>717635986 (OP)
It's Official Nintendo Mario Cuck Chair! It's placed just PERFECTLY (because Peach is such a GOOD friend) right so Mario can watch VARIOUS kinds of PENILE TISSUE sliding in and out of Peach's "peach"!
You can order one for KEKSELF for just 499.99$! Good a Cucking! Yahoo dabba doo!

THE JOKE IS NTR

>>717647990
>or maybe she walks around naked until she gets to the room
anon's not so disguised fetish, bet you liked that one section in ttyd

>>717636748
That was just headcanon and didn't mean much everyone understood that they had a romantic interest in eachother but that Nintendo being a family friendly company was not gonna elaborate on that, it's not what their games are about.
This time it's different, comes straight from Nintendo's mouth, and top top it off they decided to officially turn Mario into a söyjak as to humiliate him. It's a total character assassination.

>>717648743
I'm going to rape you for being autistic.

>>717647285
They do so in the creepiest manner possible. Making Bowser's sleep uncomfortable is how he's punished whenever he does something particularly evil. Being unable to fully appreciate the comfiness of Peach's bed, that is true suffering.

>>717635986 (OP)
it's for a friend...

>>717635986 (OP)
this bedroom fucking sucks
how does a princess live like this

>>717635986 (OP)
For Peach, clearly

>>717635986 (OP)
He was my hero... There has never been a lower low than this.

All of you guys are so worried over nothing.
He will probably go back with Pauline, and we will all be okay.

>>717641645
jesus christ, dude...

>>717635986 (OP)
We get it already. You're a failure at everything and I'm glad you're a genetic dead end.

>>717649136
sorry, but it's peach who rejected mario.

>>717635986 (OP)
weekdays it's for Mario, weekends it's for Luigi

>>717649392
kino

>>717650374
And now we have this, in the game that is supposedly a sequel to Super Mario Odyssey.
Hmm...

>>717650374
to be fair she did that because she just spent the past few days kidnapped and wanted to go home to her castle instead of being ogled by old men in the moon like dude read the room she needs a bath with candles not their old man asses up on her neck

Peach is a whore and Mario is better off with someone like Rosalina, Pauline or legit any other girl over that skank peach. Hope that the "just friends" with Peach is just a way for Nintendo to stop giving her attention in main Mario games

>>717636121
She only has one outfit. She doesn't generate waste and never gets dirty.

>>717648979
A good friend.

>>717635986 (OP)
What does Daisy's bedroom look like?

>>717636121
Surely a princess would have a walk-in closet.

>>717651850
It also has Mario in it, curiously enough.

>>717651901
MR. LUIGI GET DOWN

>>717635986 (OP)
it's clearly for toadsworth you silly billy

>>717651901
>Gets with Mario once and never even gives him a glance again
>Gets with Luigi and stays with him forever, even building a giant golden monument to their relationship

What did Luigi do?

>>717652194
found her clitoris AND her g-spot

>>717652194
He's taller

>>717652194
He's just mindlessly taking sloppy seconds from his brother as he always does, but got caught up with a crazy bitch who built a giant golden monument out of him

>>717653542
>Crazy bitch
She's crazy in love with him. Idk how that's supposed to be bad

reminder that BOWSER is in charge of nintendo of america
ofc he is gonna say Mario and Peach are just good friends

>>717653624
you don't build a giant statue out of an one-night hook up with a slimy sloppy second slopper

>>717636525