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Anonymous No.717639014 [Report] >>717641527 >>717651771
Reject Arceus
Embrace Regignosis
Anonymous No.717639081 [Report] >>717639131
My dad and younger brother both make fun of me for still being a virgin. They call me "Virgy" in public and in front of my friends but say it's just "banter" when I get pissed off about it.
Anonymous No.717639083 [Report] >>717639319 >>717640279 >>717640403 >>717641725 >>717649256
I WILL FUCK MAKE LOVE TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE RESHIRAM!!!
Anonymous No.717639131 [Report]
>>717639081
No they don't. Stop lying.
Anonymous No.717639319 [Report]
>>717639083
BEGONE POKEFUCKER
Anonymous No.717639529 [Report]
FUCK THE DEMIURGE FOR TURNING BROTHERS INTO PLATES
Anonymous No.717639846 [Report]
Calling all Regibros. We have active pokefucker ITT
Anonymous No.717640279 [Report]
>>717639083
Calm down N
Anonymous No.717640403 [Report]
>>717639083
JustinRPG posts on 4chan!?
Anonymous No.717640580 [Report]
Please take your autism to >>>/vp/
Anonymous No.717640703 [Report] >>717640950
Shooting Mr.Mime in the head
the whole species
Anonymous No.717640950 [Report] >>717641139
>>717640703
even the female Mr. Mimes?
Anonymous No.717641139 [Report]
>>717640950
Of course.
Would you like to know other Pokemon species I would eradicate?
Milotic is a big one.
Anonymous No.717641527 [Report] >>717642118 >>717647794
>>717639014 (OP)
Why is regigigas opposed to Arceus?
Anonymous No.717641725 [Report] >>717649256
>>717639083
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
RESHIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Anonymous No.717642118 [Report] >>717642597
>>717641527
>In the beginning there was nothing
>Suddenly Cosmic Egg
>Eventually Cosmic Egg hatches, Arceus is born
>Cosmic Eggshells form into giants of every elemental type
>Giants attack Arceus out of Jungian Fear of Existence (existing after an eternity of non-existence)
>Arceus is beaten down but gradually grows in strength, slaying every last giant except Regigigas, beating them into nothing more than Plates. Leaves Regigigas alive as it doesn't need a normal plate.
>Arceus curses Regigigas with weakness and slowness. Forces him to carry the continents of the new world she created.
>Regigigas tries to remake his fallen brothers out of earthly materials
>Arceus has her followers seal up Regigigas and all of his new "giants" just to be safe
>Will Regigigas and his army of giants ever have their revenge on Arceus or just try to chill out on earth?
Anonymous No.717642597 [Report] >>717643625
>>717642118
Moral of the story? Regigigas brokeass lost and now is cursed with slow start forever
Anonymous No.717643625 [Report] >>717645001
>>717642597
WE RUN IT BACK
Anonymous No.717645001 [Report]
>>717643625
Still loses to the goddess
Anonymous No.717645096 [Report] >>717645939
>STUCK IN LUGIA'S STOMACH ALONE~
Anonymous No.717645939 [Report]
>>717645096
what the fuck did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.717647794 [Report]
>>717641527
Why aren't you opposed to arceus?
Anonymous No.717649256 [Report]
>>717639083
>>717641725
LUBBY CHUDDER
LUBBY CHUDDER
Anonymous No.717651771 [Report]
>>717639014 (OP)
indeed, arceus is a blight