Thread 717641214

Does /v/ like survivorlikes?

I only have played 2, the free vtuber one which was pretty good, then I tried vampire survivors, and it fucking sucked a billion dicks, so I decided to never play another game like it.

My main gripe with vampire survivors is that you can't fucking aim your weapon, I got used to aiming from the vtuber one, but on survivors it is all AoE slop.

>>717641214 (OP)
you really like making this thread

>>717641651
I've attempted making it three times. Once was an aborted attempt.

>>717641214 (OP)
yeah theyre cool
i like when abilities/weapons combine into new forms

no they're just gambling

>>717642074
Retard.

>>717641214 (OP)
i have like fatigue

>>717642223
He's right. Rogueoids are easy to "design" because you can hide any problems behind RNG. Hell, you don't even have to realise that they were problems to begin with.

>become unemployed
>decide to make game
>make game maker shmup with literally no strategy or skill required, sprites are piles of shit
>get rich and have major companies reach out for crossovers
this makes me want to die. He had all the time in the world but that slop was the best he bothered to put out and somehow got rich off it. I FUCKING HATE zoomers because they do nothing but reward whoever the biggest faggot is every fucking time.

>>717642074
>>717642375
Don't have to pay extra money to use the mechanics? Then it's not "gambling" dipshit.

>>717642485
You're being pedantic. You're gambling your time, and time is money. Don't be so gay and disingenuous in the future.

>>717642703
>Video games
>Gambling your time
Disingenuous retard post.

>>717642485
Okay, you raise a good point, it can't be gambling since you can't really ante up shit to lose. It's just trying to do the same thing gambling does with all the chance and RNG, the flashy colors, and arguably not being skill-based.

>>717642807
Don't copy my smart boy words, you disingenuous retard.

picayune dreams is pretty good because it doesn't immediately become a power-tripping AFK grind

I wanted to like Picayune Dreams for the schizocore aesthetics but the gameplay is just mind-numbing.

I guess, but typically only the ones with gimmicks or unique characters that the basic items play off. Vampire Survivors itself is pretty boring, same reason I don't really like the main "roguelikes" or deckbuilders like Slay the Spire or Risk of Rain 2.

is there a way to set your window size? I have a super wide 3k monitor and I feel like that messes with the intended experience

What is the undisputed best survivorslike out there?

>>717645795
Desktop Survivors 98

>>717645795
For braindead slop slurping, VS is still king. For smart boy decision-based gameplay, Brotato. For bullet hell fags, not sure.

>>717645642
I don't remember, I usually only play it on my Deck.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU UNLOCK NEW DUNGEONS!? I'VE BEEN STUCK WITH THE FIRST TWO FOR DAYS!!!

>>717641214 (OP)
Do any of them have ragdolls or persistent blood effects?

I'm excited for megabonk, he said september release

>>717642371
same I only enjoy roguelites now

Yeah I do. Played Halls of Torment recently. Shit's fun.