Thread 717645929

Realistically peaking, why wouldn't you quit after night 1?

fucking an animatronic must feel awful, they are made from metal!

>>717645929 (OP)
post the full coward

>>717645987
the outsides and the gears are metal but the butthole is basically a built in TENGA

>>717645929 (OP)
It looks bad on resumes

>>717645929 (OP)
money

>>717645987
What if they are made out of rotten human flesh?
>>717646316
just don't write it on your resumes?

>>717645987
how can you be so sure if you haven't tried it yourself?

>>717646230
I feel like that should be the other way around.

>>717645929 (OP)
On a mission to right father's wrongs.

>>717645987
I agree with

>>717645987
But the inside is a child

>>717648286
I was about to say this, but you don't actually play as an Afton in FNAF 2.
There had to be some other reason for Jeremy to not quit. (he wanted to devour Chica's hot bird ass.)

>>717645929 (OP)
Quitting? In this economy?

>>717648786
i literally cannot see this without saying "do not fist android girls!" out loud.
always makes me chuckle at work.

Just like real life, finding a job is impossible; I'd rather die painfully to furry robots than go back to being jobless.

>>717649909
Like Arnold, he's a wage slave

>>717650364
This was 1987 though. shit wasn't nearly as fucked as it is now. Plus it was quite literally minimum wage. Can't be hard to find a less murdery job at that point in time.

>>717646184
there is nothing to see here

>>717645929 (OP)
Well realistically speaking phone guy actually gives a pretty decent explaination for why the animatronics move around at night, especially since they dont even move around much on night 1. It's only after like night 3 or 4 where something is clearly wrong but also at that point you're halfway done with the week so you might just want to try finishing out the week for the paycheck to not have wasted the last couple of nights staring at a wall.

>>717645929 (OP)
Because you'd be dead most likely, assuming you'd have no meta knowledge about what's happening, OR you'd not see this shit as a threat to you until it's too late.

>>717645929 (OP)
This isn't even one of those cases where "There's nothing left to talk about." This is an ongoing series that just had a major release. Take it to >>>/trash/ for God's sake.

>>717645929 (OP)
>>717646542
>>717647704
>>717651206
that's a dude

>>717647704
>>717651206
>>717653379
Where is the penis? Where are the balls?

>>717653630
in my mouth

>>717653630
I mean it's a robot made for a pizza place

>>717653630
animatronics don't wear pants

fnaf bunnies owe me sex

>>717657415
The bunny appears to not consent

>>717655712
>>717657415
I want to suck his robot balls

>>717657516
he's just new to this

time wasting question lust provoking image undefeated

>>717645929 (OP)
I must find my father

>>717659332
>lust provoking image

>>717645929 (OP)
If you need the job, you need the job. Didn't the lore eventually give a reason why every security guard in the series was there, anyway?

In FNAF all MCs are Mike Afton whose goal is to stop his father. He doesn't actually care about the paycheck obviously

>>717645929 (OP)
Is the legacy of this series really just pornography?

part of it is a joke, the money you get can only be used for one single blowjob from a street whore. nightkeeper is staying for the free blowjobs

>>717649645
you want the baby boys oul you gotta pay the troll toll

>>717665087
>staying for the free blowjobs
from whom?

>>717665419
me

WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?

>>717657598
>yeah just give him tits and lipstick
does that really make him more fuckable