why does Mafia attract this type of audience?

>>717647772 (OP)
you had your time in the sun mackel
but for some reason you had to antagonize the very people that support you

>>717647772 (OP)
sexe white boy big kissa he so gigachad kek

>>717647772 (OP)
I've never played Mafia games or had the desire to. But I remember that one video where that retard was recording gameplay in Mafia 3 and his mom comes in and yells at him to go to the bathroom and take a shit because he's shitting himself. Seems like most Mafia players are retards or mentally deficient for some reason.

>>717647772 (OP)
Pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded

>>717647772 (OP)
>not even a new mafia game made /ourguy/ dimitrus return form his haitus...

>>717647772 (OP)
michale didn't capatilze on his show and didnt invest time/resources into making an actual series. Also he's so full of hatred and bitterness he cant imagine doing good.

>>717647915
>>717648285
qrd?

>>717648285
average /v/tard tb.h

>>717647772 (OP)
You're laughing.
The poor retard was having an epilepsy episode on steam and you're laughing.

I dunno why but I really wanna beat this guy within an inch of his life.

>>717648385
AAAAARGH.... oh nooooo.

>>717647772 (OP)
Vertex explosion. This happens to me in CS2 after I play a demanding game and then hop on on CS2.

>>717648270
>that Assassin's Creed video where he sounds like a cross between a rutting deer and an autistic grizzly bear while violently shitting himself

>>717647772 (OP)
Bro he's more glitchy and full of bugs than the game he's playing

>>717648179
this video?
https://youtu.be/HaMFveebhFw?si=mzmSl6JVy9ceFKne

I just shat my pants

>Mafia threads turn into Dimitrusposting
I love this shit.

>>717649219
>I love this shit.
DIMITRUS GO TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM!

>>717649294
nahyehwhadahell

>>717647772 (OP)
noh yeh

>>717647915
watched a few minutes of that guy one time. he's clearly mentally unwell. and I don't mean that as some sort of insult. like the guy is clearly now all there in the head.

>>717648540
no fucking way this is real

>>717647772 (OP)
How do you avoid your eyes becoming like this? My left eye sometimes gets blurry and this is one of my biggest fears in life.

>Dimitrus continue to shit himself aggressively on a daily basis
>His mom doesn't even scold him anymore
W?

>>717650205
hopefully mom buys him Mafia Old Country for his birthday so he can recreate his viral video

>>717649893
he's just acting anon, he broke character and bursted out laughing quite a few times

>>717648540
This shit, no pun intended, is 5 years old and people are STILL posting it. It's literally not that funny. There was just a whole thread dedicated to this yesterday

>>717648385
Maybe you would fix his stupid face with the beating

>>717650526
>There was just a whole thread dedicated to this yesterday
Yeah because we learned he's still shitting himself to this day

>>717650403
he wasn't breaking character, anon. he was having a mental breakdown.

>>717650678
I thought he killed himself.

>>717650526
Why is it not funny to you? Too relatable?

>>717647772 (OP)
>Mafia

>>717650745
No
https://www.youtube.com/live/fg4lT-noEtU

>>717650750
No. It was funny the first time. When you spam something for 5 years straight, it kinda loses the impact. I'm not autistic so I can't sit and laugh at the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

>>717650125
That looks like a genetic condition lol

>>717650786
It's time to get the pillow out bud

>>717647772 (OP)
This is what the average italian american looks like btw

>>717648450
Source

>>717651929
No, this does.

>>717652747
He looks like he sucks dicks.

>>717652805
CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA SUCK THIS COCK
YOU GONNA SUCK THIS COCK GOOD
YOU GONNA SUCK THIS COCK CLEEEEEAN
RIGHT NOW

i know theres not much to say about the game like its neither particularly good or particularly bad and i dont think anyone will shit themselves playing this but we really dont talk about the game at all here eh? i was kinda hoping to see at least a thread with other anons saying "yea i cant wholesale hate on it i guess but nothing gameplay wise was really wild"

>>717647772 (OP)
You tell us you're the one watching it.

>>717648270
>>717648450
>our guy
Kill yourselves you fucking simps.

>>717650745
not yet

>>717647772 (OP)
he is literally me

>>717652747
he's a big fan of italian plumbers

>>717652747
Why does this place love this guy?

>>717653494
He mogs you.

>>717654832
Jacked as fuck pants shitting retard
Maybe his mom is afraid to yell at him now

>>717654890
The weak should fear the strong.

>>717654832
looksmaxxed retards will inherit the earth

>>717653580
nuh yeh

>OH MY GOD IS THAT A HECKIN' GLITCH??????? OOOOHHHH MYYYY FRICKIN' GOOOODDDDDDDDD A GLITCH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A MOTHER-FLIPPIN' GLITCH!!!!
why are streamers and youtubers like this
does it really contribute to views

>>717654832
source?
I need to see the poopmaster talk

>>717656371
It's for you are entertainment

>>717647772 (OP)
stop spamming your shitty videos retard

>>717656476
https://archive.org/download/liquidassprankondadw4re8o5cpjs/I%20sorry-6qFmjsJ1Iyk.mkv

The only good streamer

>>717650125
anon, that's not somethign that can "just happen" to you, you need to be born wrong or have some sort of critical accident to end up like that, it's not like looking at a screen for too long causes your eyes to try and avoid each other

>>717648189
This has never been true. Its cope born from lack of creativity. It requires intelligence to realise why something is stupid and mimic it for whatever reason or desired reaction.

>>717652408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg4lT-noEtU&t=2571

>>717650526
It's the best thing that came out of Mafia 3

He had all the chances to name himself Eyegor and he didnt
What a shame

>>717647772 (OP)
Italy drove on the left with RHD cars like the UK until the 1930s

https://www.youtube.com/live/-vjLi-v-jGc=9940
lets not forget the time he jacked off on stream to mha fanfics read by an obama text to speech