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Anonymous No.717649421 >>717650135 >>717650281 >>717650350 >>717651017 >>717651553 >>717651675 >>717652109 >>717652176 >>717653262 >>717653435 >>717654131 >>717654978 >>717656925 >>717657648 >>717660110 >>717661952 >>717662121 >>717662642 >>717662925 >>717662965 >>717666737 >>717669209 >>717669337 >>717669471 >>717670030 >>717670148
we need another FF9 to reset the series back to its standard. Just like how FF8 took the series too far from its roots, and a game like FF9 is needed again to remind people of what FF is about.
Anonymous No.717649473 >>717649626
FFXVI is your return to medieval bullshit.
We need an FF that feels like the 1980s.
Anonymous No.717649626 >>717650243 >>717650350 >>717650406 >>717656629
>>717649473
>Nobleman: "Ahahahahah! Bearers are ANIMALS! They're tools for my pleasure! I'm going to rape this little bearer girl after I'm done feeding her parents to a caged bear for entertainment! Hahahahahaha!"
>Clive (in his batman voice): "How can you treat people like this... Bearers are human too... They're flesh and blood, they have feelings..."
>Nobleman: "SHUT UP PEASANT! QUIET! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO M--ACK!! (Nobleman is attacked by the bear and killed off-screen)
>Bearer servant standing by the bear cage exchanges a knowing look with Clive.
>Clive (in his batman voice): "Fucking asshole piece of fucking fuck shit got what was coming to him..."
>Clive stands in front of the camera silently for 10 seconds
>QUEST COMPLETE
Ah yes, a return to form...
Anonymous No.717650135 >>717669369
>>717649421 (OP)
I just saved Garnet from the castle after she was put to sleep does the game get better or is this pretty much what I'm in for the rest of it?
I'm not gonna lie sanctuary getting blown up right after I "saved" it kinda killed what little motivation I had to keep going.
Anonymous No.717650243
>>717649626
That's about all you can expect from modern Square.
Anonymous No.717650281 >>717650348
>>717649421 (OP)
That was Rebirth and it was glorious. Holy fuckin are you retarded
Anonymous No.717650348 >>717662867
>>717650281
Rebirth would have been pretty good if 80% of the side content wasn't abysmally bad.
Anonymous No.717650350
>>717649626
Kino

>>717649421 (OP)
FF8 didn’t stray too far from what made the 5th gen games amazing.
>turn-based combat with incredible animation for summons and limit breaks
>amazing OST
>high quality CGI cutscenes that move the story forward and reward the player’s progress
>all the other FF shit (chocobos, moogles, minigames, airships, etc.)

*That’s* your return to form.
Anonymous No.717650406 >>717650718 >>717650819 >>717660624
>>717649626
Jesus is it really that vulgar?
Anonymous No.717650718 >>717662017 >>717662249
Yeah, I agree. FF16 is the worst game I've ever played, so any movement away from that would be positive. We won't get it though. Modern Square is nothing like the company that made all those PS1 games.
>>717650406
There is an unusual amount of swearing in the game.
Anonymous No.717650819 >>717660624
>>717650406
No, it's the usual /v/ brand sensationalist nonsense with a tiny grain of truth.
Anonymous No.717651017 >>717656547
>>717649421 (OP)
>rambling about FF9 somehow being good
Why don't you take a seat?
Anonymous No.717651553 >>717651643 >>717662356
>>717649421 (OP)
Normies didn't like 9 at the time. It's following grew after 10 and 12
Anonymous No.717651643 >>717652091
>>717651553
Nobody likes 9 except people who drive free candy vans.
Anonymous No.717651675
>>717649421 (OP)
Sex with Garnet.
Anonymous No.717652091 >>717652132
>>717651643
wheres the pedo allegations come from? the shitty designs?
Anonymous No.717652109 >>717652167
>>717649421 (OP)
How did 9 do that? It was an under performer and the next game after immediately reinvented almost everything and was much, much better.
Anonymous No.717652132 >>717652971
>>717652091
>game is full of toddlers
>9fags talk about a toddler's fat badonkadonk all the time
Anonymous No.717652143
yeah we do need another ff9, without the fur shit
Anonymous No.717652145 >>717656471 >>717656543
>speedrun the game to find a hidden weapon from an unmarked spot in the last dungeon
Anonymous No.717652167 >>717653352 >>717656404
>>717652109
ff9 walked so ffx could run
Anonymous No.717652176
>>717649421 (OP)
Sex with stinky rat women.
Anonymous No.717652971 >>717653209
>>717652132
>toddlers
Garnet is 16, which is the age of consent or above in most places.
Anonymous No.717653124
my brain seeps out of my ears when I try to play X. That corridor crawl and brainless combat hurts my soul.
Anonymous No.717653209 >>717653278 >>717653319
>>717652971
>this infant in diapers with a pacifier is actually a 700 year old goddess
Okay, Freddy Kreuger.
Anonymous No.717653262
>>717649421 (OP)
faggot
Anonymous No.717653278
>>717653209
Which character are you talking about now, because I only remember Dagger, Beatrix, and the rat bitch.
Anonymous No.717653319 >>717653648 >>717653814
>>717653209
Actual fucking retard. The characters are normal aged, they just wanted to try and capture the old caricatured styles in 3d form.
Anonymous No.717653352 >>717653497 >>717653571
>>717652167
In what way? Nothing it did contributed to x. It didn't succeed in washing away 8. It was a nonentity until hipsters decided to start pretending it was the best
Anonymous No.717653435
>>717649421 (OP)
Fuck this slow monotonous game, it has the worst pacing in the series
Anonymous No.717653497
>>717653352
>washing away 8
That's like trying to wash away a sexy woman blowing you.
Anonymous No.717653571 >>717653825
>>717653352
>washing away 8
it really makes me happy to know that so many retards hate my favorite video game. it will never be raped like 7.
Anonymous No.717653648 >>717653667
>>717653319
Been playing the GBA FF5 lately I’m on World 3, got the fourth tablet and Leviathan, I discovered a new Chemist recipe from experimentation, Maiden Kiss + Holy Water gives you Kiss of Blessing which gives Blink, Berserk and Haste, probably more good buffs. FF5 is so much fun and Bartz is a Chad with his 3 wives
Anonymous No.717653667
>>717653648
>the GBA FF5
you won't have beat the game
Anonymous No.717653814
>>717653319
This should be an FF5 thread instead, we shall Mug this thread from FF9
Anonymous No.717653825 >>717654015
>>717653571
Sex with Selphie. Quistis a shit.
Anonymous No.717654015 >>717654047 >>717654097 >>717654148 >>717654294
>>717653825
For me, it's Ultimecia
Anonymous No.717654047
>>717654015
>smartest FF9 fan
Anonymous No.717654097
>>717654015
saved
Anonymous No.717654131 >>717656795 >>717657130
>>717649421 (OP)
16 was supposed to be the new 9 in that it's full on fantasy and was planned to be a less ambitious in-between game released on a tight budget
Anonymous No.717654148 >>717654221 >>717654253 >>717654849 >>717655192 >>717655439 >>717657691
>>717654015
do you pronounce it ul-tim-ee-sha? or ul-tim-eh-see-ya?!?!?!!?!
Anonymous No.717654221
>>717654148
γ‚’γƒ«γƒ†γ‚£γƒŸγ‚·γ‚’
Anonymous No.717654253 >>717654285
>>717654148
also is is seed or see dee?
Anonymous No.717654285 >>717656284 >>717656347
>>717654253
it's Seed.
the place you train in is called a garden ffs
Anonymous No.717654294
>>717654015
based
Anonymous No.717654849 >>717655836
>>717654148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhVni_JtZeI
Anonymous No.717654978
>>717649421 (OP)
Well they tried to remake it but apparently that’s also too hard for them
Anonymous No.717655192 >>717655294 >>717655643 >>717656061
>>717654148
It's Alti(tude) - mea(ning) - Shia.

However personally for me she'll always be (P)ul(l) - (Ul)tima(te) - Mec(hanical) - (M)ia.
Yes, the "k" sound is essential, because Ultimecia can't pronounce Cs correctly.
Anonymous No.717655294
>>717655192
Sorry, meant (Ul)ti(mate) of course.
Anonymous No.717655439 >>717655836 >>717656061
>>717654148
I always said ul-tim-eh-see-ya because it sounds more ~magical sorceress from the future~ to me. ul-tim-ee-sha sounds like she’s about to hit the club with Edea and Adel in shoulder pads.
Anonymous No.717655643
>>717655192
For fucks sake write IPA instead of that retarded nonsense.
Anonymous No.717655836
>>717654849
fuck that see >>717655439
Anonymous No.717656061
>>717655439
This is how I've always said it too. Even if I know how it's supposed to be said I can't unprogram myself after years of saying it that way.

>>717655192
I wonder how that accent quirk was written in the original japanese. Or if it was even there at all. Maybe the localizers added it just cause they wanted her to have a scary romanian accent to seem more villainous.
Anonymous No.717656284
>>717654285
Is it Garden or Garde N
Anonymous No.717656347 >>717656367 >>717656442
>>717654285
why is the D capitalized then fuckhead?!
Anonymous No.717656367
>>717656347
because it can be
Anonymous No.717656404
>>717652167
they didnt have the same team
Anonymous No.717656442
>>717656347
it looks cool cid is a chuuni
Anonymous No.717656471
>>717652145
Based, no modern game would dare
Anonymous No.717656543 >>717656571 >>717657343 >>717659276
>>717652145
that's not even as weird as a superboss chilling in a random innocuous corner with zero visual indication.
Anonymous No.717656547
>>717651017
>GARNET WAS 16 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
Anonymous No.717656571
>>717656543
I have really delved into this game the least
Anonymous No.717656629 >>717657582
>>717649626
That's missing the "hand over quest item" animation.
Anonymous No.717656795
>>717654131
>it's full on fantasy

16 felt like a fantasy version of 15. It's not quite a "fantasy based on reality" but it's very grounded in a mundane and boring way.
Anonymous No.717656925
>>717649421 (OP)
FF9-2 Freya's Adventure:
The entire game is just you exploring Freya's planet sized body.
Anonymous No.717657130 >>717657302 >>717657784
>>717654131
Yoshi-P mentioned that he was shocked by how high the budget FFXVI was given. FFXVI is defo not on a tight budget, I am sure it is a more expensive game to make than FFXV despite the smaller scope.
Anonymous No.717657289 >>717657418
i would take any turn based final fantasy at this point i don't care if it's fucking in space, the underworld or elves just give me 4 niggas in arow
Anonymous No.717657302 >>717663703
>>717657130
The plot is half-baked, side quests and enemy variety suck. The maps are bland and you barely visit any even remotely interesting locations.

Most of the budget probably went into the Eikon fights, but they were basically just boring button mashers the game would have been straight up better off without.
Anonymous No.717657343
>>717656543
random things off screen are staples of fixed camera games
Anonymous No.717657349 >>717658205 >>717658876
Replaying XVI for the first time since launch and it's fun
Anonymous No.717657418 >>717657509
>>717657289
Best I can do is final frenchasy
Anonymous No.717657509
>>717657418
probably the best game of the generation
i wish we got more than 1 persona per 10 years, i don't even like them that much but it scratches the itch
i just booted up like a dragon lets see if i can finish it this time
Anonymous No.717657582
>>717656629
>the "hand over quest item"
why does every game do this? peak incompetency on every level
Anonymous No.717657648
>>717649421 (OP)
the conditions for FF9 don't exist anymore
it was a good run, be glad it happened
Anonymous No.717657686 >>717657781 >>717657934
>FF8
>far from its root
What root?
Anonymous No.717657691
>>717654148
artemisia
>suits think americans will be too confused by that name
>call her ultimecia
kill all localizers
Anonymous No.717657781
>>717657686
not only that, however far from the root FF8 was is not even close to anything released in this millennium
I was going to launch into a /pol/ analysis but I caught myself before hitting post
Anonymous No.717657784
>>717657130
I wonder about that last part. FFXV was made more swiftly once rebooted but it also had nearly 7 years of Nomura and his team dicking around with practically nothing to show for it.
Anonymous No.717657934 >>717658016
>>717657686
I'm assuming he's refering to the primarily high fantasy sword N sorcery style of the pixel games. But if that were the case FF7 would be the one that took it off course and went in the more sci-fi direction. If anything FF8 is closer since the big bad is a magical sorceress and not an alien supersoldier virus.
Anonymous No.717658016 >>717658083 >>717658313
>>717657934
6 wasn't swords and sorcery either. can't speak for the older titles, howbeit
Anonymous No.717658061
FFVIII from the series too far into kino territory and filtered mouth breathers
Anonymous No.717658083 >>717658379
>>717658016
IV derailed from that with the whole moon shit but yes VI is probably the major one that started to stray from the old crystal bullshit from I-V
Anonymous No.717658205 >>717658487
>>717657349
it really isn't
Anonymous No.717658308 >>717658539 >>717659172 >>717662532
Why do people always fixate on ATB the moment someone complains about modern FF games? For me the series started the downfall at 12 and it's been increasingly garbage ever since. The games used to be very much about very memorable party members, minigames, sidequests and big stories. 12 had the garbage political story and pointless party members along with no side content worth mentioning. Then 13 brought us the dumpster fire party members, again no side content/zero character customization and awful story. To this day this trend continues where the stories are laughably bad at best and you don't remember a single thing about the characters with side content amounting to MMO fetch quests.

The remakes people praise but they have the existing story and characters to work with and even then they manage to ruin it with their original content.
Anonymous No.717658313
>>717658016
I-V all have a pretty similar type of setting and story with a focus on the elemental crystals. VI began the bigger change, VII shifted the franchise into something completely different.
Anonymous No.717658379
>>717658083
perhaps my memory fails me but crystals weren't that big a deal in II either were they?
Anonymous No.717658487 >>717658778
>>717658205
Yeah it's fun
Anonymous No.717658539
>>717658308
the only non-main character I remember from any FF after 10 is Godbert and the old guy from pic related since it's memed alot.
Anonymous No.717658778 >>717659010
>>717658487
you're not having fun anon
Anonymous No.717658876 >>717659042
>>717657349
16 is very good with Logos Unleashed + custom difficulty set to max. Skipping almost all side quests is important though
Anonymous No.717659010
>>717658778
Yeah I am
Anonymous No.717659042
>>717658876
>Skipping almost all side quests is important though
the ff experience since 10, if you count the grindfest for the weapons and monsters
Anonymous No.717659172 >>717659501 >>717660117
>>717658308
And it will be defended to the death by people who would have loved it no matter what. All they want is more time with the characters. It doesn't matter if it's tedious, boring, nonsensical, badly written, insulting to your intelligence, utter trash. You could make a 100 hour game set in Seventh Heaven and they'd like it, because they get more time with the characters. At some point they became obsessed with the characters, but don't actually care about the story or the game they're in.
Is AC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is BC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is CC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is DoC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is 7R good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Anonymous No.717659276 >>717659439 >>717659525
>>717656543
That's not Ozma
Anonymous No.717659439
>>717659276
ozma balls
Anonymous No.717659501
>>717659172
sadly factual
Anonymous No.717659525 >>717659715
>>717659276
Anonymous No.717659715
>>717659525
Yeah Hades shits his pants at you having killed Ozma showing that Ozma is the true super secret ultra boss
Anonymous No.717659865
Roots schmoots. The very first game had a fucking space station.
Anonymous No.717660110 >>717660220
>>717649421 (OP)
>FF8 took the series too far from its roots
FF8 is the closest story we have to FF1, it's a timeloop
Anonymous No.717660117
>>717659172
True
Anonymous No.717660220
>>717660110
huh, never thought about it that way
Anonymous No.717660232 >>717660534 >>717660743
FF1
>The king tells you to go kill some guy
>End up going to a space station
>Go back in time to kill chaos
FF8
>The principal tells you to go kill some guy
>End up going to a space station
>Go back in time to kill chaos
8 was standard fair
Anonymous No.717660534 >>717660928
>>717660232
Technically speaking FF8 went forward in time.
Anonymous No.717660624 >>717660994
>>717650406
>>717650819
This is a screenshot from the worst Final Fantasy game.
Anonymous No.717660743
>>717660232
Shame about the shitty romance plot hijaking half the game
Anonymous No.717660895 >>717662715
They should discard the shitty irl animu models and try something stylistic for a change. Hire a real artist for art direction. 9 was inspired by the dark crystal which is based
Anonymous No.717660928
>>717660534
It was both.
Anonymous No.717660994
>>717660624
That’s not Lightning Returns
Anonymous No.717661458 >>717661687 >>717661703
>Limit Break
>Trance
Overdrive
Which game did this best?
Anonymous No.717661687
>>717661458
Overdrive since you not only get to pick when you use it, you also get to choose how it builds up for you.
Anonymous No.717661703
>>717661458
I prefer the term limit break but I think overdrives with their customizable charge options were the best iteration.
Anonymous No.717661952
>>717649421 (OP)
yeah FF9 did wonders for the franchise after the previous two commercial and critical flops
Anonymous No.717662017 >>717662069
>>717650718
>FF16 is the worst game I've ever played
Anonymous No.717662069 >>717662190
>>717662017
Not that anon but Left Alive and Cyberpunk were more fun experiences than FF16 for me. XVI is truly awful
Anonymous No.717662121 >>717662386
>>717649421 (OP)
Oh yes FF9, the absolutely most brainless, inconsequential and baby's first Jrpg's ever... No thanks. And I cannot wait for FF7R Part 3. My most and only anticipated game. Will probably quit gaming after it since everything is worthless and only come back for Persona 6 and then leave again.
Anonymous No.717662190 >>717662337
>>717662069
XVI is at worst mediocre. It's not even close to being the worst FF let alone worst game of all time
Anonymous No.717662198
>7babbies crying about 9 being a baby's first jrpg
ironic
Anonymous No.717662249
>>717650718
>FF16 is the worst game I've ever played
Really? I mean the game is bad don't get me wrong but are you like really new to gaming? Have you played more than 10 games in your life? Because there are so many Rpg's so much worse than FF16.
Anonymous No.717662337 >>717662402 >>717662414 >>717662475 >>717662643 >>717669171
>>717662190
Then what is the worst FF? Some joke mobile game nobody has ever heard of? We can call it the worst mainline FF if you wish.
Anonymous No.717662356
>>717651553
>Normies didn't like 9
Kind of ironic since the game was made for normies, that's why it was so easy and brainless. FF9 is like the FF16 of that era. They wanted the normie audience so bad.
Anonymous No.717662386
>>717662121
>the absolutely most brainless, inconsequential and baby's first Jrpg's ever
But enough about 7
Anonymous No.717662402 >>717669171
>>717662337
that's still 15
Anonymous No.717662414
>>717662337
It's not even worse than XV and XIII
Anonymous No.717662475 >>717669171
>>717662337
XIII, its sequels, and XV. No amount of history revisionism will suddenly make those games good. It's also better than II, III, and XII
Anonymous No.717662532 >>717662641
>>717658308
>you don't remember a single thing about the characters
I remember that Cid is based as fuck
Anonymous No.717662641 >>717662884
>>717662532
>kill off the most interesting character early on
what did they mean by this
Anonymous No.717662642 >>717662926
>>717649421 (OP)
The fuck you talking about bro?
FF8 was and still is way better game than FF9. FF9 was by far the worst selling game of the trilogy on PS1 for a reason. nobody wanted that it was offering.
Anonymous No.717662643 >>717669171
>>717662337
I would say 15. I never played 13 but some people say it's even worse than 15, which shocks the hell out of me if that's true.
Anonymous No.717662715
>>717660895
That's never gonna happen while the current equivocation for "Fantasy" is Game Of Thrones. It's going to take years for any executive to feel comfortable greenlighting any big budget fantasy without sexual violence or the word "fuck" in it. Bravely Default is the best we're getting. Only allowed high fantasy if it's wrapped up in a sheen of slightly cynical nostalgia.
Anonymous No.717662758 >>717664754
>you're not allowed to like this character because he's gay
Anonymous No.717662867
>>717650348
The only "bad" content was Chadley's missions, which you can 100% skip, and even then it wasn't even that bad because it was an excuse to explore the big maps, appreciate some nice scenery, customize your Chocobo outfits and enjoy beautiful music.

You retarded really need to learn to relax and just take things in instead of craving constant dopamine rush. The internets have truly fucked up your brains. FF7 Rebirth was a very fine game and FF7R Part 3 will be out of this world and possibly the best games Square as a company has ever made.
Anonymous No.717662884
>>717662641
Testament to what a great performance can do for a character
Anonymous No.717662925 >>717663419
>>717649421 (OP)
They think they're better than those old games.
They're too smart and imaginative to be constrained by remakes, nostalgia or decades of expectations. There's no helping companies or people like that.
Anonymous No.717662926
>>717662642
too bad square doesnt give a shit about 8 at all
Anonymous No.717662965
>>717649421 (OP)
The fuck you talking about bro?
FF8 was and still is way better game than FF9. FF9 was by far the worst selling game of the trilogy on PS1 for a reason. Nobody wanted what it was offering.
Anonymous No.717663419
>>717662925
Cloud looks like such a faggot. Advent children was a mistake.
Anonymous No.717663703
>>717657302
>the game would have been straight up better off without (the only redeeming thing in the game)
Anonymous No.717663898 >>717664859
The series was on an incredible upward slope of greatness until FF9 happened. That faggot Zidane ruined everything.
Anonymous No.717664617
its a shame diofield doesn't get another game or more budget when it brought more to SE then recent FF
Anonymous No.717664754
>>717662758
Take the gay scene out, it literally change nothing about the story.
Anonymous No.717664859
>>717663898
Except 9 is the peak of the series. Or sould I say 7-8-9 are peak with 8 being a slight departure.
Anonymous No.717666737 >>717667426
>>717649421 (OP)

The last thing we need is more FF9
Anonymous No.717667426
>>717666737
This, where is XIII-4?
Anonymous No.717669171
>>717662337
>>717662402
>>717662475
>>717662643
it's 13
don't get me wrong, 15 is an unfinished, underdeveloped, badly planned mess but it's still a game you can play from the moment you boot it up
13 is a hallway simulator that doesn't let you actually play the game until around 15 hours in, and even when it allows you to experience some gameplay, it punishes you by slowing down progression to a crawl and bombarding you with super tanky enemies
Anonymous No.717669209 >>717669395
>>717649421 (OP)
>FF9 is needed again to remind people of what FF is about

Furries?
KYS
Anonymous No.717669337
>>717649421 (OP)
We definitely need something to wash the godawful taste of XIII and XV out of our mouths.
Anonymous No.717669369
>>717650135
It gets better
Anonymous No.717669395
>>717669209
Zidane and Kuja were saiyans, not furries.
Anonymous No.717669471
>>717649421 (OP)
FFVIII looks like FFIX compared to modern examples
Anonymous No.717669913
Why does FF9 causes so much seething on this board? Is it just pure contrarianism of not wanting to admit that FF9 is one of the greatest Final Fantasy games that exists?
Much like half of the retarded console wars themed threads on this board, it just smells like artificial spite
Anonymous No.717670030
>>717649421 (OP)
Nomura here? you wanted timeghosts and cringe saturday morning Naruto writing right?
Anonymous No.717670148
>>717649421 (OP)
>we need another FF9 to reset the series back to its standard
Already happened and after the japs bitched about Bravely Second, everything went back to shit
Anonymous No.717670235
FF4 and FF9 are the exact same game.