Thread 717650757

>game from your childhood is getting "remade"
>unreal engine 5
>"harmful content" from original removed
>"updated" to give newer audiences the experience we had when we played the game
>runs like shit
>92gb for a single player game

That'll be $79.99.

If the game was good it wouldn't need to be remade

>>717650905
Zoomers and alphas can't play games from 360 era because there's no yellow paint and they're not movie games so they have to be remade to both appeal to old fans and grasp a new audience in the laziest way possible

>>717650757 (OP)
>giant credits list of indian names
>ruined textures
>90 percent of players think that it looks better just because its hd, and that youre an autist for preferring the og
>the remaining 10 percent think that its ok that it looks shittier because its not that bad bro and the qol improvements and added content make up for it
>the qol and content is actually just cutting out parts of the game theyre too lazy to play and the new content is just mirroring the map on new game plus and adding collectathon bullshit

>>717651172
Timeless

>>717650757 (OP)
>game from your childhood is being remade by fans as a passion project
>completely accurate to the original
>suddenly remember the game wasn't that good in the first place

>>717650905
Here’s your (you).

>>717651172
Im a zoomer pic relates is my 5x5. I cannot stand remasters and remakes, i hate them.

>>717651857
>this entire pick me ass post
Pathetic

>>717651172
Early zoomers grew up with ps2 and xboc games.
t.96

>>717651959
gerardo of reevia...

Baskin Roberts trust fund band

>>717651959
>pick me ass post
Dude half my grid is shit /v/ hates, /v/ thinks the only good kh games are 1 and 2, thinks lbp is shit, they think the toon link zelda games suck, mgs2 is "the bad mgs", xiv is "for troons", legacy of goku 2 is "just licensed anime slop"

Im just proving a point: you thought zoomers want remakes and remasters, thats not the case. Im not saying im an exception, im saying think that in general, zoomers just arent any more likely than gen xers to beg for remakes/remasters.

>>717650757 (OP)
>runs like shit
Not on my PC.
>92gb
There's the problem. Tiny games like that obviously skimp on content.

>>717651172
Don't leave out boomers, there's a boomer tard on here who calls everyone poor and he complains about graphics and old games

The recently retired cuck boomer is one of the dumbest specimens on earth

>>717650905
More like it wouldn't sell if it wasn't for the original

>>717652121
Depends if they had older siblings.
>95, older bro was 93. First console was the SNES but we got the N64 soon after. Started gaming very young.

>>717650757 (OP)
you forgot the worst part
>randomly race swaps one of the characters to black

>>717650757 (OP)
Don’t forget
>original dev team had 40 people
>remake credits look like the end of a Marvel movie
>game still broken on launch
>“We hear your feedback and are working hard to deliver a patch in the coming weeks”
Every remake now is just giving CPR to a corpse so the publisher can hit Q4 revenue.

Just play the OG, it's not like the OG game is going to be obliterated from history.
If you think it needed a remake then the OG wasn't good.

>be into Ryona doujin
>Author says he's going to remake his first doujin
>Art barely changed, 50% of the scenes removed
How the fuck is it possible that even porn doujins aren't immune from this?

>>717651506
Worst jrpg I played from that generation. That's saying something because that generation was probably the worst generation for jrpgs. Tales of Vesperia was the best jrpg from that generation, and Vesperia is mid as fuck.