Is the new DK that bad? Why does he look sad?

>begs for days to hit a reward level
>hits it
>doesnt deliver reward
We are in for some glorious pig rage once Phil wake up from his drunken unconsciousness

>>717651865 (OP)

>>717651865 (OP)
LTG is rejecting his advances and DK reminds Phil of him

>>717651865 (OP)
My goodness I wanna spank that Bananza ass so bad

fuck this idiot who makes almost a thousand dollars playing megaman

>>717651865 (OP)
I can never tell, is this a bit? Or is he genuinely an actual mental derelict?

>>717651
The nightly gin wash and diet of doordash has melted his remaining grey matter into a grey sludge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGkMUcveqSo865

>>717652843
Yes DSP is actually that fucking dumb. He's not playing it up for the camera. One time he forgot to turn his stream and camera off and decided to jack off, not knowing the stream and his camera were still on. I'm not joking about this.

>>717652909
Is that the guy?

>>717651865 (OP)
LTG fears this man

>>717652843
consider this: if he's merely pretending, he's the best actor in the world wasting his talents on this

>>717652942
Yep, DarkSydePhil, DSP.

Peaked at comparing himself to Job during Jak & Daxter

>>717652909
it hurts me that he makes a living out of this

Who gives DSP money? Is it just trolls to keep their lolcow afloat or does he actually have a few people that enjoy is shit.

>>717653201
He has many people who genuinely enjoy his shit and I'm one of them.

>>717653270
I have to ask, why? What's fun about watching him? I'm actually genuinely curious

>>717652843
No streamer is doing a "bit". That's usually just coping by their retarded fans who have no other way to justify stupidity or cruelty.

>>717653373
He has the undeniable charisma of a cult leader

>>717653373
>I'm actually genuinely curious
kek, every1 who hates Phil is an NPC

>>717653373
He has an entertaining personality, plays a wide variety of games and he plays them casually as the devs intend them to be played.

TASTY BANANA

>>717652742
Is he sad about the tips goal? Is the game any good?

Phil hates every game till he reached the tips goal. He barely talks until its reached.

Should've been a wario game

>>717655405
Based, where's the new warioware.

>>717651865 (OP)
He only feels joy when spending thousands on wrestling gacha

>>717655553
Fuck that gimme a new warioworld

Obligatory crouch jump post
https://youtu.be/djTZmOEqj88?si=VlUu7r8LMTx7f5-S

>>717655997
>12 years ago
Damn. I was 14 when this happened.

I really need that money I really do
To pay my bills
The electric bill
Uhh the internet bill

>>717652742
>once Phil wake up from his drunken unconsciousness
Very naive of you to think that'll happen

https://youtu.be/5yqAaejuRn8?si=Pl_asU2HJ-keJere
>HOW DO I EAT THE RATIONS!?

> I haven't had sex in ages!

>>717653201
You'd be surprised by how many people out there are just like him at video games.

DK64 is his best playthrough, he seethed all the way through it from beginning to end

>>717652942
yep it's The Guy

>>717658532
agreed but honestly that's most of his playthroughs now

>>717656340
Sad what happened to her. She's like 500lbs now and wearing a muumuu like Homer Simpson.

>>717653373
people joke about "pignosis", but it's honestly not far from the truth
his constant repetition and adherence to the sacred schedule makes him reassuring to retards and autists, he's an easy constant and there for like 8 hours every day
so when this fat fuck constantly yammers on about fun chill meaningful and interactive they just kinda take it as fact and adopt that opinion, because obviously my buddy phil wouldn't lie to me

>>717660568
this poster is a woman

>>717662151
Bro I just hate seeing women become obese, that's all.

>>717662323
no man knows what a muumuu is. you are either a woman or a gay man

>>717662375
you sound unworldly and low iq

>>717662375
You idiot, I mentioned Homer Simpson, that's obviously where I got the word from.

>>717662375
KWAR

i'm laughing at all the larpers seething over his success

>>717662654
The way he leaps from "guys I took a week off and haven't recovered from it" to "I'm very successful and everyone wants to be me" is enough to give you whiplash.

>>717662797
it's hilarious when he whines about having to pay for games that he writes off as business expenses and calls viewers broke bums in the same breath for not subbing. guy can't even play it off as a joke

>>717662797
It's kinda sad seeing a 40+ year old man talk like that

>>717652742
Phil hasn't really raged since his good old GTA:SA playthrough.

>>717662654
Panda Lee was hotter

>>717652773
>bad at game
>hate game

it's like I'm on /v/

>>717655997
>It never fails to astound. Just how titanically stupid Phil really is. Just keep trying the same thing that failed while throwing a temper tantrum. All of which could have been avoided if he just bothered to pay attention.

>>717664229
Nothing he could do, dood.

>>717664282
This one is still a gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_8Pg33-1U&ab_channel=Gladius

His first PC playthrough too