Thread 717661315

2016 or Eternal?

>>717661315 (OP)
guess their body counts

>>717661371
No offtopic stuff. Only DOOM. Piss off

>>717661315 (OP)
Doom 3

>>717661371
left: 200
right: 20

Doom 3 was the last truly good Doom game.

>>717661452
You're naive as fuck. Reserved and quiet girls are way more promiscuous than outgoing bubbly ones.

>>717661371
200
0

>>717661543
Keep telling yourself that while having neither any statistics or logic backing you up.

>>717661613
>duckface
>0
You sweet summer child

>>717661543
>t. never had a girlfriend and reads internet forums for sexual life insight
peak incel contrarian behaviour

>>717661747
You never even met a woman and it shows

Dark Ages

>>717661315 (OP)
Just shut the fuck up with eternal already you fucking posers you've been seething about it daily for years now. If you've played enough ID games you should have played quake 3 where you're constantly switching weapons while moving at high speed and keeping track of all major items in your head.
You got filtered because you just couldn't supershotgun everything and you actually had to aim.
Git gud.
>>717661371
Both over 100.

>>717661543
Funniest thing is when they go from bubbly to reserved when they need to find a husband and the poor fuck believes he found a rare good girl. For how much redpills have access to information, their conservative childish mindset that separates the world between good and evil blocks them from truly understand women.

dark ages mogs both, even though I haven't played dark ages yet

>>717661371
Have you ever seen a long term girlfriend that looks like left?

Or do they mostly look like right?(Almost 99% of the time they look more like the right,more reserved)
I think that pretty much closes the case about body count.
People love subversion because they find it funny or interesting but life tends to be straight.

If it looks like a whore,its a whore.
If it looks like a drug addict,its a drug addict.
If it looks diseased,its diseased.
etc.

>All these doom threads
Nudoom is all shit, just pure name recognition garbage. If you actually look at the game itself and it's level design, weapon feel etc you will notice how absolutely mid it is.

>>717661715
read between the lines

>enter level
>AND THEN LEGIONS OF HELL INVADED, AND PEOPLE LEARNED IT WASN'T BIG CHUNGUS HAZBIN HOTEL WHOLESOME, AND THEY BEGAN TO KILL EVERYONE
>enter obvious arena
>shoot demons
>AND EVERYONE WAS WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE DYING SUPER HARD, AND THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD DO TO DEFEAT THE DEMONS
>enter obvious arena
>shoot demons
>BUT THEN... HE CAME. THE GIGACHAD, ULTRABIG DICK, BASED AND REDPILLED... DOOMSLAYER... AND THE LEGIONS OF HELL... FEARED HIM... BECAUSE HE HAD A COOLASS SHOTGUN OF FUCK
>enter arena
>boss appears
>doom slayer, you're a peepee poopoo, I'm gonna kill you
>finishing move starts playing cuz ID pissed off andrew hulshit and the wubs wubs man
>chaincombo 50 different weapons for 30 minutes until he dies
>mr slayer you can't just shoot satan on the face
>shoots satan in the face
>what le fuck XDDDD

>>717661906
Every man knows the older the girl you get the more you compromise.

>>717661371
2
300

>>717661371
It doesn't matter since won't get laid anyway

>>717661315 (OP)
Alexandria Bishop and Jessica Toutant

>>717661371
Isn't left Proxy Paige?

>>717661371
Left: 1
Right: 10,000

>>717662470
not sure
I'd have to see her asshole to know

>>717661315 (OP)
It should be the other way around. Doom 2016 is the fun, mindless shooter, while Doom Eternal is the refined and sophisticated, thinking man's fps

>>717661315 (OP)
doom 1

>>717662512
Asshole? Not sure there is one in there. Does a super massive black hole works for you?

>>717661371
>left got tricked into dying her hair
about to climb up to 200
>right got a nose piercing
already 200

>>717664512
Sauce me up, bro

I feel like Doom has gotten too far from its roots of just being you on a space station infested with aliens/demons.
Not a fan of the warhammer-like direction they've taken, 2016 was OK in that regard but eternal/dark ages are dumb
Doomguy should really not have a lightsaber or a hookshot or a captain america shield
Ironically, if they were called Quake it would be more correct

>>717664680
The hookshot was the best part of Eternal.

>>717661371
left probably like 7
right 200+

>>717662008
Go on then, explain it

>>717661371
0 100
you know it to be true

>>717661543
>promiscuous

id say freaky or nasty are better terms but yeah

>>717661543
>one has a body count of 30 and the other has 50
wow such a difference!

>>717661543

not... really

>>717661315 (OP)
doom has always been niggertier dogshit
catacombs 3-d was better
hovertank was better
heretic was better
quake was better

>>717661315 (OP)
2016 should be the blueprint for how to make a modern version of a classic series
eternal is the opposite of how you should do it

>>717664642
Just go on legalporno literally every scene is proxy getting plapped in the asshole

>>717661708
NTA and I have actual personal experience, I don't need "logic"
"Quiet" "reserved" """shy""" girls will jump on any dick of a chad at any given opportunity. Or not even on a chad's one, because they get more compliments and advances than attractive outgoing girls (that's a fact, men are afraid to advance towards 9/10 girls because they think they will get rejected). So beta females have overflowing dms all the time

>>717666678
Now THIS is contrarian.

>>717661315 (OP)
both were pretty shit

I don't get how this pair became such a meme when the girl with colored hair is so ugly

>>717663893
>super massive black hole
I always liked that song.

>>717668087
quintessential /v/ core post

>>717668445
I could understand liking Quake or Heretic more, but please explain why you listed the other two.

>>717661315 (OP)
2016 is too easy

>>717661371
0
girls like this never fuck anybody