Thread 717666598

How much do Umas earn? Is it enough to sustain a family?

They're student atholetes, all the money goes to the school

>>717666598 (OP)
>5 girls with horse sized appetites
rip wallet

>>717668472
Trainer-san have to work on a 5 different jobs

>>717668472
be a menace and just let those retards eat the neighbours lawn

>>717668472
nigga couldnt pull out of a driveway

>>717668472
oats are cheap
we could have a 20 more before it starts to hurt my wallet

>>717672173
Oats are unhealthy, makes the horses fat and tarded

>>717672173
>oats
house would be a fart warzone

can you actually win the kinko sho race with matikanefukukitaru? she was at peak condition and stats here and suzuka beat her ass, story-wise I'm glad it happened but my trainer instinct tells me she shouldn't have lost

>>717668472
just have them out eating grass

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>>717672949
Yes, I randomly beat it on my first run with her.

>>717671538
Girl has strong as fuck leg muscles. He wasn't pulling out if he wanted to.

>>717673258
does she get more smug and insufferable? that would be funny

>>717673402
She realized she started relying on luck and fortune too much and sperged out

>4 minutes left for NEW DAY
>Remember I didn't do the daily races
>BAKUSHIN my way through them for the extra monies

>>717666598 (OP)
Probably not much since most of them don't live in luxury even though they win a bunch of high profile races. Might have something to do with how betting on the races is non-existent/illegal in the Uma Musume universe.

How do you trigger the pumpkin event with the Director?

>>717674342
You mean to tell me the game about horse girls racing, doesn't have betting on horse girl races? What kind of oversight is that?

I unironically like taishin and think she's cute

it's over.......................................

How fucked am I?

>>717674443
>Every day I spend my Golshi carats in the Taishin banner
>Every day I only get 1 Stars (not even a 2 Stars jumpscare)
I hate all Taishin posters because they have what I want.

>>717674592
Editing skills scuffed for sure

>>717674432
It's on purpose, if they added horse race betting into the game it would raise the game's age rating.

>>717672227
>fat and tarded

That's Goldship alright

>>717666598 (OP)
Horses are livestock. They don't have any rights to manage their own money.

How do you change your home screen uma?

daughter

>>717675036
Left top button under team rank

free daily pull
it's SR
it's not a MLB dupe
two days in a row
thanks golshi

>Lost URA semi final
Stamina is a meme

>>717674628
The worst part is I don't even fucking get Harus which is the only 1* whose costume I actually care about unlocking. Fuck this game.
I've absolutely bricked my fucking account by trying to pull for her.

>>717675173
>E+ wit
>Focus on Late

>>717675087
arigato gozaimasu

>>717675227
Tbh there is not much point of having more than 650 stamina since that is the requirement for arima kinen. You can get like 50-100 more if you are REALLY concerned with rushed or other debuffs but generally it is much more profitable to only level power and speed after you know you will get to 650 stam

>>717675173
I've never had Uma Stan do anything for me and stopped taking it long ago
Wit is shit, yeah, but rest of stats look passable for URA. Could have tried switching to Pace after a couple of clocks

>>717672173
brother.....

>>717672173
>feeding your children with oats
Cheapskate sadist

>>717675227
>Implying having good sparks is easy

>>717675429
650 stam is only enough for miles outside of career

>>717675226
Trying to pull for 1/2 stars isn't a good idea, you just wait until there's a 3 stars you want and then you get 1/2 stars as consequence.
Still, upgrading to 3 stars isn't just about outfits, they also become able to pass down Unique Skills which is really useful in some cases.

>>717673112
Manhattan Cafe before and after meeting her

>>717675568
it easy, 20 mins after reset at least

>>717675627
I'm not pulling for fucking 1/2 stars I'm pulling for Taishin and being so incredibly fucking unlucky that not only can I not pull her but I can't even pull the fucking 1 stars that I do want.

>>717675173
Your Wit is too low, that's like a 70% ability proc chance.

Stamina past 800 is pointless for 90% of the modes, especially with Swinging Maestro.

Speed is too low.

>>717675173
Stamina starts your last spurt earlier, it's not a meme, you can clearly see it in low Stamina runs when you go against Super Creek.

>>717668472
I feed my horse waifu extra large cans of beefaroni.

>a man and a horse girl always makes a horse girl if its female
>a man and a woman has a 25% chance of making a horse girl
Is their universe fucked? Normal women are going to be extinct within a generation.

>>717675707
>that's like a 70% ability proc chance
Which is literally fine.

>>717675660
I have like 30h and my non-guest sparks are still 1* Wit/Guts :^]

>>717675764
Do you even need normal women in a world like that?

>>717666598 (OP)
milf golshi is amazing holy shit

>>717675173
Just guts through it.

>>717672173
imagine the braps

>>717675173
>>717675879
Forgot my image

>>717675787
It's literally fucking not. Do you dice roll on every 30% failure chance in training? It's the same thing.

Matikane-

>>717676151
tannhäuser

Umas are not human.

>>717676089
Educate yourself, faggot. 400 wit is the MAXIMUM you should ever go for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPuDN8BB3_g

>>717676213
And that's ok, you can marry one anyways.

>>717676213
They can breed with humans and that’s enough for me

>cries because she broke a piece of chalk
>cries because a doorlock is getting old and rusty
i thought i would find her annoying but she's too earnest to get mad at her

>>717676296
only one?

>>717666598 (OP)
Generals belong on /vg/
>>>/vg/534571275

>>717676213
This.
They're so much more...

>>717676373
Good thing its not a general then

>>717676245
Cool, now is this 400? >>717675173

No, it's 259, which is well below the threshold you need to be at.

>>717676373
Sexy Sunday

wow I didn't know you can get literally nothing for sparks

>>717676245
400 is the recommended maximum because after that point it's diminishing returns. That doesn't suddenly mean <300 is good, it's still terrible.

>>717666598 (OP)
She's so much better without that stupid hat.

>>717676348
No man can handle multiple women at once, no way you're surviving multiple Uma's.

>>717676338
Retards are the cutest.

is this good
she has 6* power parents

>>717676539
>the reason no one talks about their estrus cycle is because no trainer survives through it

Do you guys use Wit cards at all?

>>717676539
>already training 16 uma's
>majority definitely aren't going to take no for an answer
uhh...

>>717676667
I exclusively use guts cards.

>>717676667
I always have the Marvelous card in my deck.

>>717676625
>2* URA Finale
You lucky mother fucker.

What's the order to watch anime in?

4 speed cards inc borrowed MLB Kita. All orange friends by first summer
ONE rainbow training for the entire senior year. Never seen it like this

>>717676813
I don't know what that means
I thought you're only supposed to look at the colored ones

>>717676683
This gives me trauma

>>717676924
Release order, or go by universe. The Pretty Derby has S1 > OVA > S2 > S3. The RTTT > movie is its own thing. CG is also its own thing, but it's technically a prequel to RTTT.

>>717676976
Race sparks give stats and skill hints, URA Finals gives really good stat hits too

How do I make Creek work? She barely gets any skills from the parents so even though her stats are good she jobs on the final three goals

>>717676683
>golshi will never ippon (you) onto her bed

>>717676976
URA Finale sparks are really good. They also give speed and stamina iirc, so it'll stack with the blue spark.

>>717672173
>$17.50 for 50 lbs of oats

What exactly is there stopping me from soaking this in yogurt and milk overnight for breakfast every day?

>>717676716
love this artist

>>717676924
S1 > S2 > RTTT > Movie (Beginning of a New Era) > Cinderella Gray > S3

Technically you should watch S3 after S2 but eh, it's not a priority, it's better to chain the good shows.

>>717668472
keeping a woman hungry is one of the funniest things you can do

>>717677278
Suzuka could've lived bros....

Daiwa has A front so it's probably fine
RIIIIIIIIIGHT?

>>717677429
That's a hoof amputation, that's like the best possible outcome for a leg injury. Anything higher and that horse would have been put down.

>>717677129
Literally nothing. Oats is great. Not sure how good pure non pre-steamed oats is for human consumption, though. But it's not like oats flakes meant for porridge and stuff is particularly expensive either.

>>717677278
>YOU HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY DAY BECAUSE THE SOCKS GET SWEATY AND NEED CONSTANT CHANGING
just kill the horse at that point

>>717666598 (OP)
>>717675857
Niggas will look at this and say wife

>>717677594
What are other racer's speed and stam? I look through the other racers before changing my trainee's racing style. Though Daiwa does really good as a front runner in general so I build her that way regardless.

Give me some Uma trvthnvkes

>>717677705
When exposed to 5G waves they turn into horses.

>>717677278
just turn it into salami and get a new horse wtf

>>717677664
I imagined it needed maintanence, but everyday? Really?

>>717677705
guts is not a dumpstat and you actually have to train it to 300 before the ura finals

>>717677705
Spe is a fraud that never beat grass wonder or El condor pasa

>>717677705
All that matters in the game is having fun :)

>Farmed all the Goldshi quest monies while drunk
>Spent it all

>>717677705
Gold ship can do this

>>717677667
*Neigghas

>>717677775
>soulless min-maxxers be like

>>717677858
wtf is that real

>>717677895
*makes a glue factory joke*
Totally okay, by the way.

>>717666598 (OP)
Apparently there were gold ship pieces available in the friendship store. I could've 3 starred both her and scarlet days ago.

>>717677967
There are? Fuck I spent most of mine on the Haru card.

>>717677705
Umamusumes squirt just as hard as normal anime girls.

>>717675173
>Have to raise stamina to SS rank for a higher chance to get 3* stamina spark
>But if you do something like that you're pretty much bricking your career run
Stamina spark farming is suffering

>gets sleep deprived and night owl first rest
>gets 2nd in her debut
>2nd run with her in a row that has gone straight to fucking shit
I hate Mayano so fucking much it's unreal.

>>717677871
they can't be that smart

>>717678517
>they can't be that smart
Meisho Doto remembers the specific face of TM Opera O jockey and go into a raging beast when he's present compared to his usual gentle demeanor.
Horses are fucking smart when they're not dumb as a brick.

>>717675764
>Normal women are going to be extinct within a generation.
If only the same happened in our world.

>>717678663
what did he even do to piss Meisho off?

>>717677705
don't let anyone see that i showed you this

>>717678663
I grew up on a farm. Cows can recognize each other and humans but they're still dumb as shit.

Does the CM have it's own concert?
When new concert?

>>717678808
The horse associated the name TM Opera O with the jockey instead of TM Opera O (the horse). Horse saw his staff go sad whenever TM Opera O (horse) got mentioned so horse thought TM Opera O (Ryuji Wada, the jockey) is the bad man making them sad.

>>717678808
nta but if I recall correctly, Doto could see that his human friends were upset whenever Opera O was mentioned/spotted on sight. Doto thought Opera was the humie, not the horse he befriended.

Does Golshi need two gold recovery skills even if they're running end closer?

>>717678971
>>717678974
did that habit ever stop or did he have to wear a name tag during visits

I have noticed that I am using more SR cards than my SSRs. Any of these worth leveling and using as well?

Why is this zoomer my best horse?

>>717679124
mayano and flash are fantastic
I heard good things about wit daiwa but never tried it

>>717677705
what?

why did this shit blow up so suddenly anyway

>>717679302
Gotcha. Will level them next.

>>717676683
Crazy ass horse lady

>>717679124
Maxed SRs are better than base SSRs stat-wise and some of them just offer better skills/events than some SSRs

>>717679080
>did that habit ever stop
no, Doto always remains in "bitch make me a sandwich" mode whenever Ryuji Wada is close
https://youtu.be/nL7NZ-5Ltjw

>>717679513
The issue with this list, is it doesn't account for MLB vs non-MLB. Biko and Sakura are both great but if you have MLB Halo, Halo is better.

Is this suzuka worth using for mile pvp? She was moody and failed a lot this run so Im pretty sure I can do better but it's my best so far.

TWICE IN RUN ONE GIVE ME THE FUCKING NEEDLE I WILL EUTHANIZE THIS STUPID CUNT MYSELF

>>717678971
lol such a dumb horse

>>717679646
I see her all the time on miles, it is a bit harder to get her ult to trigger in pvp.

>>717679212
She wants to impress you so she can fuck you

>>717679212
I put her in Satsuki Sho so she would learn her place.

>>717679646
isnt she a mile runner? he died on a medium race

>>717679409
a.k.a hoofnvkes

>>717679646
if it's your best so far then yes, worth using
you meet the stam reqs for mile front runner with Maestro and have the wit to use it

Is the thread on auto-sage?

>>717679124
If you had her maxed I'd recommend Eishin Flash. She has solid skills and her events are godlike with two big energy boosts and an energy max buff on top of Homestretch Haste, but she doesn't get specialty priority until 45.

How are you supposed to rape a horsegirl when they can do shit like this with their hands?

Even the smallest one could fold you like a lawnchair before you could put your hands on them

my golshi just jobbed on a fucking g2 i'm so done

>>717679642
SSRs are rated as 1 LB while SRs are rated as MLB.

>>717679904
yes, lmao

>>717679930
You don't. You're the one getting raped.

I see that the usual recommendations for the CM are Nature and Golshi but what other characters would be good as alternatives or third member?

>>717678971
I mean, Doto's not completly wrong...

>>717679904
yea
looks like it's time to move to /vmg/ or that other site since mods seem to be purging threads now

>>717679904
looks like another janny meltie kek
inb4 we get another warning

>>717679986
Rudolph or Tachyeon imo

>>717679997
nice try

>>717679986
Anyone you have that can perform well in the Derby distance, or another debuffer.

>>717679950
1LB Kitasan is absolutely not fucking S-tier

>>717680067
I mean you can make another thread
I was just suggesting something where you don't have to fight the mod

>Night Owl and Mood Down already before the fucking debut race
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>717679920
I don't sadly. Maybe when I roll more next time.

>>717679930
Most are dumb, so you fool them into it.

>>717679986
I'm going for tachy since she's both a good medium runner and has a lot of debuff skills so you can spice her up with extra debuffs if you get the extra skill points during a run.

>>717679752
Okay shit just got real.

Class 6 PVP, A1/A2 rated teams
Your No. 1 Fav is...

>>717679646
Yes the bar for team trials is low

Oguri deserves this and more!

>>717679660
my run's going p well

>>717680316
as soon as I posted this happens

>>717679661
Still pretty smart for an animal to not only connect dots (even if it gets things wrong), but also to have enough memory span to remember years (if not a decade) later.

Suzuka's husband here, finally managed to go to hot springs with her. Life is good asf sometimes.

>>717680469
ok, now post sparks

>>717680469
congrats

>>717680298
gluttonous bitch

>>717680469
Congrats. Break a leg.

>>717680527
i gave her all stamina sparks, so i didnt expect anything stellar in that department. not that i cares anyway, i just like playing her career. and i love Suzuka in general.
>>717680630
Thank you!

>>717679930
Going after scrubs like Urara.

farewell