Thread 717666635

This game appeals only to people who like the NBA, which is usually normalfags, except it also loses the normalfag audience because there are no NBA players and instead it is cripples with hazmat suits.

This appeals only to woke people who also like the NBA and hazmat suits. I'm afraid this game has a very small market.

You see, as a non-crippled white male gamer, I cannot play a game unless I feel represented by the characters. And these characters simply do not represent me as a white male with no handicaps (other than retardation). So I cannot purcahse this game unless ith as more able bodied white male representation in it lol.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 3:50:38 PM No.717670182

>>717669797
i think there is enough depth with the wheelie action, hop, ramping the half pipe, etc. more depth than any switch sports game. its also more intuitive than say arms and thats a big one. the question is will people enjoy wheel chair basketball at its core? i duno its a toss up, and thats probaby why its priced at 20 dollars.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 3:51:47 PM No.717670242 >>717670819

I love they clearly wanted to charge full price, 60 or 80, but this game was laughed at so hard they bumped it down to 10$ off at 40

Lmfao

Pathetic Nintendo niggers sucking the cum out of a flaccid penis

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 3:55:18 PM No.717670419

>>717666635 (OP)
finally
a game that accurately captures and represents nintendo's audience: crippled crawling manchildren

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 3:56:57 PM No.717670505

>>717666635 (OP)
>drag x drive
>you can't play astopho, bridget or sheik
it's a scam that's what it is.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 3:57:06 PM No.717670510

Would be better if the robot were robot girl with big hips

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:00:39 PM No.717670729

>>717666635 (OP)
It plays fine but the presentation makes it feel like an actual tech demo if anything.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:02:36 PM No.717670819

>>717670242
meds

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:03:06 PM No.717670846 >>717671048 >>717671391

visuals looks like placeholders. Why not make it a colorful happy world game like Arms? everything in Arms was so memorable. And there you have... garbage bin on weels with green lines vs garbage bin on weels with red lines

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:03:58 PM No.717670891

I've been enjoying it but I'm not paying for it, it lacks any sort of charm compared to something like Splatoon that began as a testfire too

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:07:27 PM No.717671048 >>717671176

>>717670846
because they realized by the end of switch's lifecycle that their audience is braindead cattle slop slurpers who'll defend anything

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:09:49 PM No.717671176 >>717671309

>>717671048
what a weird angry post, why even quote me when you never intented to talk to me pajeet.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:12:24 PM No.717671309 >>717671892

>>717671176
you sound upset, brownpoojeet

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:13:43 PM No.717671391

>>717670846
Because it is a tech demo but they don't want to give it away for free. However, I can see some sort of store that sells skins for customization when it goes live.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:15:53 PM No.717671531 >>717671757 >>717674540

>>717666635 (OP)
It is far, far too dull and boring visually to be successful no matter whatever merits it may or may not have in its actual gameplay.
I really do think it could genuinely be one of the most impressive multiplayer games made in the history of the medium, and it'd still struggle to be successful if this is how the game looks.

And it kind of surprises me too. This is a Nintendo developed game after all. Whatever criticisms you may have of Nintendo, they're usually rather good at character design.
Like, ignore that ARMS is already a game. If you had taken all the ARMS characters and put them in wheelchairs and then adjusted the game arena to match the style. That would have already been a huge, huge improvement to the game visually.
Weird game.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:20:16 PM No.717671757

>>717671531
Do we know who the dev is? This feels like something NLG made. They've never been great at character design when they aren't just utilizing pre-existing Nintendo characters, and the whole idea of cripple basketball feels like the sort of thing a western dev would come up.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:21:41 PM No.717671845

>>717666635 (OP)
The robots look gay as fuck

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:22:38 PM No.717671892

>>717671309
see? you are just an hyperactive kid with a new word in the mouth. Probably projecting his own browness too. Why else focus so much on this otherwise.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:23:20 PM No.717671927

>>717666635 (OP)
Tendies will buy it anyway.
You've had a decade to internalize this cosmic truth.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:59:49 PM No.717674171

>>717666635 (OP)
fun

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:05:53 PM No.717674540

>>717671531
yeah it's weird

even stuff like ring fit adventure has good art direction

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:07:32 PM No.717674652

>>717666635 (OP)
Shovelware, there's still nothing on the Switch 2 worth getting the console for

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:23:31 PM No.717675663 >>717676939

rocket league rumble mode is the only officially recognised 'game' under the 'soccer' theme, everything else is a waste of dev time until rocket league 2: ADHD boogaloo

FACTRUKE

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:24:16 PM No.717675716

>>717666635 (OP)
Is cool

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:29:42 PM No.717676056

>>717666635 (OP)
Ricky likes it.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:43:24 PM No.717676939

>>717675663
Does this look like soccer to you