What the f* was his problem?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:49:05 PM
No.717667292
>>717670705
>>717666918 (OP)
I can't believe dad won't fix the air conditioner in the king k. roolhouse
how could he b. so cruelhouse?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:51:21 PM
No.717667409
He simply hates niggers like Diddy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:41:50 PM
No.717669738
>>717666918 (OP)
His problem was DK not starting to decay.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:00:24 PM
No.717670705
>>717667292
He's just waiting for the Kremling heat resistance training to kick in. If you're sweating, it's because you're not scaly enough yet.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:10:47 PM
No.717671223
>starts off as a goofy crocodile stealing a dumb gorilla's banana hoard for shits and giggles
>gets so butthurt he has a giant laser made to completely decimate a whole island
>then ends up venturing deep into the fucking core of the planet just to make s bunch of banana mush to eat and drown a city with it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:14:13 PM
No.717671417
>come back
>immediately tarnish dk's reputation
I love him so much.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:15:42 PM
No.717671517
I want to fuck his wife that may or may not exist.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:07:56 PM
No.717674674
>>717666918 (OP)
He chose to be a wasted slot
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:10:42 PM
No.717674864
>>717674891
>>717674807
Yeah, the Jungle Climber games definitely sucked.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:27:31 PM
No.717675918
>>717675671
>generic hot woman in cosplay.
Faggot. Where's the fat woman we deserve
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:27:53 PM
No.717675945
>>717666918 (OP)
Well, for one, he looks like playdoh that fell into a pile of cookie cutters
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:28:52 PM
No.717676003
>>717666918 (OP)
I wish I could be his eternal slave and kiss his toes like Tiny does in DK64.
