Thread 717669675

>>717669675 (OP)
I love this freak, he was made wrong but he still enjoys every second of life returned to him

Probably one of the most egregious cases of "interesting idea but awful execution" from game freak

>liked his design at launch
>disgusted by the amount of faggots that crucified the design early launch but suddenly change their mind because he was a meta comp & anime mascot

ENTER

yo you guys call me

>>717669675 (OP)
This guy and his buddies single-handedly destroyed the pokedex's credibility, kek.

>>717669963
>We built him incorrectly, on purpose

He's a walking abomination and a crime against Arceus.

>>717669675 (OP)
>>717670669
>>717672487
>makes ubers piss and shit itself at the mere thought of its existence
>scores the 7th goal into the hall of fame that is AG

>>717672808
*6th
i forgot LR got banned before Miraidon

I love Aggron and have done, and will continue to do, everything in my power to make it work.

>>717669675 (OP)
>cum from rage

>>717672604
Yeah but he's having fun so it's OK

>>717672604
Yeah but this guy doesn't know or care. Dracovish just loves existing and having spiffy new legs

>>717673028
>Flygon used Earthquake

>>717669675 (OP)
>look I posted it again
Also it'd really be great if comp players actually were chuds instead of troons

Id shoot a Milotic in the fucking head before based Dracovish.

>>717675338
wtf..... don't do that

>>717675595
I hate Milotic. Anything that learns Scald AND uses it extensively is the devil and needs to be purged.

>>717669675 (OP)
>>717670669
>>717672487
>>717672808
all my favorites btw

name a more nigger tier move than Scald

>>717676786
Twinkle Tackle

>>717676786
Ally Switch
Iron Head + Serene Grace
Gen 1 Wrap

>>717676786
Knock Off

>>717676786
thief
sucker punch
sludge bomb
snatch

>>717677115
whats wrong with sludge bomb

>>717669675 (OP)
>Competitive
>Pokemon
Choose one

>>717669675 (OP)
Did they make a pokemon out of that one dish where you cut open a live fish, clean it, rapidly make sashimi from the meat, and then serve the not-dead-yet body on a plate with the sashimi artistically arranged around it?

>>717676869
>Serene Grace
>High HP and ATK
>Normal STAB on Headbutt and Body Slam that flinch and paralyze 60% of the time
>Breaking Swipe/Lunge, Bulldoze/Pounce/Rock Tomb, Skitter Smack for offensive debuffing
>Hyper Drill and Voice for Doubles
>Assault Vest for bulk
Yet this thing is PU

>>717677650
That is very specific, but yes. Yes they did.

>>717669675 (OP)
>"""""""""""""competitive""""""""""""

I'd also hang Cynthia and her fans btw

>>717678124
>55 speed
>80/ 75 defenses

None of that matters if you die before you get a single hit. It's like how Aggron has 110 attack and a fucking stupid high 180 defense. And then GF gave it 80 HP. And a Steel/ Rock typing. It's a physical wall that dies to any fighting attack.

>>717669675 (OP)
this gen would've been better without fossil
>b-but it's based on
I don't care, it's bad

random battles has made me hate Pokemon
I really want to rape Jirachi

>>717678124
>55 Speed
Well, yeah. You're not outspeeding shit yourself without Glaring/Body Slam para'ing it first, and at that point you're maybe taking out one mon from flinch spam.

>>717676786
Dire claw.

>>717678124
It's not old gens anymore
PU has real Pokémon in the tier

>>717673028
At least mega Aggron will be back in ZA

>>717676786
Pursuit
>>717678221
I love this dude, but fuck me he’s impossible to use

>>717680115
Pursuit was based and would keep uppity ghosts like Ghouldengo in check

Knock Off is too free

>Pursuit
>Knock Off
>Sucker Punch
In hindsight, what were they thinking? (AVGN voice)

>>717682485
Knock Off is the only mistake of those three, and only because they made the BP way too high.

>>717682868
>so here's a move that removes the target's item, it's balanced around having 20 BP so it's only useful as an utility move
>let's buff it to 65 BP AND increase that by 50% if it removes an item then!
seriously
why

I'm of the notion Knock Off should only temporarily disable the object

>>717672808
I don't keep up with ubers but if they banned him to AG that is beyond fucking pathetic

>>717680115
>Pursuit
fuck you

>>717676786
knock off, now name a more nigger tier ability than prankster

Gen 8 was so much better balanced than gen 9 (other than dynamax but why would you play a meta with dynamax)

>>717683309
>now name a more nigger tier ability than prankster
regenerator

>>717672487
>Double choice band rape monkey
I absolutely loathe gen 7 but they gave us this so I can't really complaint.

>>717672604
Nothing committed against Aus is a crime.

>>717683309
>, now name a more nigger tier ability than prankster

Intimidate,

everything gets nerfed but it, Intimidate should work ONCE every battle like they did with almost everything else.

>>717682995
65 Base power is very deliberate, so it doesn't get a Technician boost, similar to the elemental fangs. There was definitely some thought put into it.

>>717683170
Scarf Adaptability +5KO Last Respects (or Swift Swim in Rain with a Choice Band) one shots anything that isn't immune or a quad resist. Basically, you either bring a normal type, or you fucking lose. There's also bullshit Leppa Berry Revival Blessing shenanigans, but you're not gonna do that in ubers.

>>717682485
Dark type moves are about playing dirty

So what will her ability and base stats be once she gets put in Champions?

>>717683338
>first they had infinite weather wars
>then they gave a specific number of already strong pokemon +100 minmaxed BST with helpful abilities and types
>then they let anyone turn one of their moves into a 150+ BST move once per battle
>then they gave everyone the ability to get 2x HP while firing off 100+ BST moves that increase stats
>then they let anyone change their type and brought back hidden power
Not to mention how gen 4 was also a bit of a shitshow despite not having any specific gimmicks. Everything they do to competitive Pokemon only makes it worse and now they ran out of ideas so they're bringing back megas and will probably run them alongside teras, good fucking luck to anyone who hasn't gone insane at this point.
Maybe we should have never left skarmbliss.

I had a dream where I was going to have a son, and my parents asked me what I was going to name him. I said that I would name him after the strongest guy I know: Dracovish.

>>717670256
how is the execution awful?

>>717669675 (OP)
>Ugly ass design
>Retarded concept to appeal to sadist fags
>Zero balance, completely destroys the game
Based Game Freak, even they hate their own shitty games.

>>717683903
Just ban Last Respects from Ubers

>>717685189
Ok Bongoloid

>>717685189
>it's bad because it's suffering
When did /v/ get flooded with so many pussies?

>>717685297
That is what happened, yes.

>>717685297
Oh boy what the fuck were they thinking when coming up with Last Respects? Yeah I can see it being a major high risk, high reward move as presumably, this Pokémon is the last one on your team.

>>717685783
Gamefreak only cares about balance in 4v4 doubles, with any kind of singles, let alone 6v6, as an afterthought

>>717686946
>Gamefreak only cares about balance of their game, with any kind of fanfic, as an afterthought
ftfy

>>717678124
I tried running this in story once just to see how it would be and it was genuinely fucking hilarious, very funny playthrough.

>>717687196
Good funny?

I hate this cunt with a passion

>>717688380
>dies to triple axe kick
Heh

>>717683627
He's gen 8

>>717688380
The retards on the monotype council refuse to ban this piece of shit

>>717684119
pre-nerf gale wings

>>717683309
>now name a more nigger tier ability than prankster
wonder guard

>>717683309
What about Shadow Tag?

>>717683309
Regen is still too free
I NEVER want to see stall cancer

>>717688380
Yeah fuck this faggot
Never liked him. Even if the design is kind of cool

>>717688380
He has been and always will be my nigga.

>>717688380
>loved him as a kid
>didn't even know he was broken
Just as it sucks to suck, it rocks to rock.

What pokemon would you love to cook up and eat besides magikarp?

>>717689014
this but areolate at the same time
>E SPEED WOOOOO

>>717688692
ohh shit right he's a galarian forme not an alolan, Fuck gen 7

>>717677389
it's a reference to an incident with a hacked gengar

>>717684119
anything that isn't busted is going to be a downgrade from multiscale.

>>717678802
fossilmons should be cut altogether and just be in the wild without the dumb fossils limitations, would be an improvement over the constant dogmons, pikaclones and my mom's birds nowadays

>>717684440
>Gen 4
>No gimmick
>Not counting ph/sp split

>>717672808
>tfw got a shiny one but it's a girl
Darnit

>>717669675 (OP)
I'm too much of a moralfag, because the concept of this fictional monster makes me sad.

>>717673028
This guy is just the rhydon evolution we should've got.

>>717689646
Milotic.
I hate it and will drive it and Feebas to extinction.
>>717690239
fill me in?

>>717692303
in 2009 a guy used a hacked rom to distribute a shiny gengar named NIGGER in an official local mystery gift event from nintendo

>>717689646
Oh I forgot to mention Xerneas. I'd happily blow that faggot's head off and make a nice stew out of its organs.

>>717692708
based hacker

>>717692708
Wow, memory unlocked

>>717689646
Mr. Mime, spinning on a cooking spit.

anyone else sick of the pivoting faggotry?
Back in the day your only option was Baton Pass

>>717684119
I'm worried there won't be any regional forms or new evos like Kleavor or Basculegion in PZA because of these.

DON'T THINK YOU ARE SAFE IN THIS THREAD DOUBLIES

>>717689646
Slowpoke because it actually tastes good
Also I would probably eat a Dragonite or Rayquaza if given the choice, man I miss Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold.

>>717690263
Watch it be Serene Grace