Thread 717671041

Cutest Pikachu card exclusive to McDonald's

>>717671041 (OP)
That's an awfully high hairline for a woman...

Why do her hands shake like that?

>>717671356
Looks disgusting

>>717671041 (OP)
How bad is Pokemon scalping in Japan? There can't be dozens of Japanese manchildren trying to scalp literal Happy Meal toys right?

>>717671041 (OP)
>no cheese, no pickles, no ketchup no anything
Saddest burger I ever saw.

>>717674347
>muh advancing society
lel

>>717674550
found the whore

>>717674347
sex work is maintenance work.

how much of a sociopath do you have to be to edit videos like this

new age mkultra type shit

>>717674825
can I be a professional rapist?

>>717671041 (OP)
Why is everything they do so fake and performative.
I don't even think zoomers are real people.

>>717671041 (OP)
I hate Pokemon so fucking much

>>717674905
maybe. you could have it as your job title and provide consensual non-consent services and extract payment for it.
Or just rob whoever you rape, but that might technically just go under robbery instead of professional raping.

>>717671041 (OP)
They should refuse to sell Happy Meals to gaijin.

Lol

>>717674250
Japan actually has laws against scalping.

>>717674905
Rapeman showed that it’s possible to make “rapist” a viable career.

>>717671041 (OP)
I'm so tired of these snappy 1-second-cuts videos

Lmao

pokemon scalpers dumping food again

>>717674250
Randomly on this board because early morning tomorrow with the family so drinking insane amounts of alcohol and chainsmoking to fall asleep whilst researching games to get for birthday and Christmas. We went to Mcdonalds today, two older women in front of us bought 5 happy sets and asked for every toy to be different. They have no kids. Many McDonalds already sold out. Nintendo is taking measures to prevent reselling, it was on the tv news. Poke?on stamp rally also insane, especially Tokyo Station. The woman in the OP annoys me because these things are for children, not immigrant immature social media drones.

>>717675306
>Japan actually has laws against scalping.
and gambling is illegal in japan

>>717674905
Well, someone's gotta help bring in Planned Parenthood customers

>>717671148
t. tinybrain

>>717675287
>>717675352
>>717675361
:l

>Higher than expected sales
>Chinese and vietnamese buying shit in droves and leaving/throwing the food away

Rofl

>>717674890
a lifetime in the consumerist bubble is one hell of a trip
>>717674969
if you define real as having a basis in reality, they're not

>>717671356
capitalism lvl: MAX

>>717674905
If you study hard you can become the rapist

>>717675361
>>717675352
Vibing on those Wagie feels.
That BEING SAID,
free goyslop so bless Japan

>>717675496
It's just a themed restaurant, hardly as bad as buying a blind pack of stuff.

>>717675287
>>717675352
>>717675361
>>717675452
>>717675480
That’s a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person I’d say?

>>717674347
>it takes no skill
holy cope

>>717675287
>>717675352
>>717675361
i thought the japanese were perfect noooooooooo

>>717675852
nice tits bitch

>>717674347
Trvke

>>717674347
retard

>>717674250
>How bad is Pokemon scalping in Japan? There can't be dozens of Japanese manchildren trying to scalp literal Happy Meal toys right?
It's not as bad as you'd think, but that's mostly because they don't allow people to do large bulk purchases of only the happy meal toys because they're not fucking retarded, AND for the TCG promotions (like this one in particular) there isn't much to collect in the first place. The exclusive Pikachu card is guaranteed, and the second card is just a reprint.

Most items that are in high demand tend to be sold via a lottery system, though. Free to enter, but they require you to pre-register with your name and address to weed out not just foreigners (can't use hotel addresses or proxy buying service warehouse addresses) but also people trying to buy multiple for scalping purposes.

>>717675852
This is why people wish zombie apocalypses were real.
Not that it would change anything for zoomers, they wouldn't even notice.

>>717675852
based big tiddy pancake queen making frigid small tiddy bitches seethe

>>717671356
>slop
: |
>slop, Japan
:O

Reminder that you will never have any of that because of niggers

>>717676039
First time seeing chinese scalpers being chinese in Japan?

>Hey Anon, thanks for taking me to McDonald's
>Even though it's soooo hot out

>>717675852
virgin absolutely no fun allowed flattie vs I don't care about calories look at my rack Stacy

>>717675496
Capitalism is le bad because...because... it has a Mario store!
*transitions*

Japan needs to stop wrapping every single fucking thing in plastic, you buy gummies, each one is in plastic, they'd fucking wrap each potato chip in plastic if they could absolutely backwards

>>717671148
Never actually seen a women eh bud

>>717676187
because we could fuck her tits without the law being on us?

>>717671041 (OP)
Zoomers might be the single most uncool generation to have ever walked the planet. Boomer and millenials suck too but at least they've managed to produce something other than internet cringe.

Why are they like this? Is this because women b& bullying in school?

>>717675484
precession of simulacra

>>717676563
Rather than the quality of the product determining its success, it's the devotion to company determining its success. That's a pretty big indictment on capitalism.

>>717671148
Unironically, I think this anon is a tranny. 99% of the time if someone is acting like a biological female is actually a dude, it's an attempt to subvert the straight male psyche into projecting masculinity onto feminity and fuck with their ability to clock trannies accurately.

>>717675730
i get the reference

>>717671356
Mario ate regular food. Not everything has to be in the shape of a mario thing.

>>717677007
bald cat

>>717676196
>>717676516
based
disdain for chestlets

It's so fucked up to think that for zoomers, the real world and the internet is not two separate things, but the same thing, and they have zero idea where one ends and the other begins. For them that isn't even a concept, it's just one big thing for them and if someone tells them to fuck off online they 100% think it happened in real life.

Their view of the world is so retarded it's impossible to understand for normal people.

>>717674250
I've heard in Japan staff would unseal products once sold to prevent resale and would even quiz people waiting in line about the product being queued for to weed out scalpers.

>>717671041 (OP)
I fucking hate so much this women's tiktok style of videos...

>>717671041 (OP)
Is that ben shapiros sister?

>>717677197
did it all start with the "he called me a whore in an online game, he's literally harassing me"
grim

>>717671041 (OP)
She has nice eyes

>>717677229
>I fucking hate so much this
SAAR...

>>717677197
They were bred to be that retarded on purpose so (((they))) can keep taking more and more control of the internet, and thereby people's, access to information. Look at all this real ID shit? Supported by retarded faggots who don't understand that the internet is not real.

>>717675496
OK bolshevik like a socialist gov wouldn't become an authoritarian dictatorship aka babel

>>717674347
>it takes no skill
t. haven't been to soapland

ugly jewish whore

>>717671041 (OP)
if anybody made this face at me I'd kill them

>>717675352
I'd take that shit.

>>717677942
Placing your cock on a long face is more aesthetic.

>>717676013
me every time I see a nonwhite

>>717671041 (OP)
and then they wonder why men hate women