Thread 717674340

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Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:02:35 PM No.717674340 >>717674454 >>717674487 >>717674505 >>717674737 >>717675218 >>717675348 >>717675932

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Fucking defend this shit metroid fags I dare you

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:04:43 PM No.717674454 >>717674492

>>717674340 (OP)
defend what? Ive never played a metroid game

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:05:10 PM No.717674487

>>717674340 (OP)
This is the tutorial for if you've never played a Metroid game before.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:05:14 PM No.717674492 >>717674523

>>717674454
Then why are you in this thread?

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:05:32 PM No.717674505

>>717674340 (OP)
the game trains you to do this before you get here

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:05:44 PM No.717674523 >>717674634

>>717674492
because you got me curious

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:07:21 PM No.717674634

>>717674523
Play metroid fusion and then come back

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:07:43 PM No.717674667 >>717674816

>"hmmm an impassible wall, I wonder if there's a hidden secret way through it somewhere"
>do the two actions that you've been trained to do for the whole game
>"oh there is"

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:08:58 PM No.717674737

>>717674340 (OP)
fusion fucking sucks, what's to defend?

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:09:48 PM No.717674816 >>717674920 >>717675072 >>717675091 >>717675170 >>717675329 >>717675932

>>717674667
How are you supposed to know to bomb the fucking pipes in the background? There's no visual que of anykind its fucking horseshit

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:10:34 PM No.717674858

epic just epiiiiiic sister I saw that dunkey video too it's soooo funni XDDD

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:11:41 PM No.717674920

>>717674816
you have unilimited bombs that's a literal non-issue

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:14:11 PM No.717675072

>>717674816
I think it goes off if you put a bomb near the wall too IIRC. Plus I think you literally can't get out of there unless you find the platform so it's implied there's a trick to get out.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:14:31 PM No.717675091

>>717674816
>visual que
>que
Retarded ESL faggot

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:15:57 PM No.717675170

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>>717674816
>not spamming bombs

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:16:04 PM No.717675179

I won't. Fusion is a substandard Metroid game.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:16:34 PM No.717675210

>erm actually you're supposed to play like a fucking mong

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:16:41 PM No.717675218

>>717674340 (OP)
>youtube screenshot
You should actually play videogames instead of trying to stir shit on /v/ for attention

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:18:33 PM No.717675329

>>717674816
our ancestors charted the world and created the foundations of science and philosophy
your ancestors ate their own feces

we should never have allowed you access to our garden of eden

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:18:46 PM No.717675348

>>717674340 (OP)
For the defense to even be worth the energy you would have to not be a retard who can't even replicate something a child can with little effort.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:27:40 PM No.717675932

>>717674816
>>717674340 (OP)
I got it immediately because I thought it was a place you needed an upgrade for so I tried to bomb jump through and revealed the pipe.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:34:31 PM No.717676351

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You lost OP?
The faggot bar is down the street.