>>717691081
Well shit, wish somebody told me about them before I started Xenogears. Still, I'm sure as hell not going to replay it, as:
>it seems to have been released only in the last 5 years, and most people praising it played it way before that - I have zero faith in their judgment
>it's incomplete
>it seems to be taking way too many liberties
JAPANESE
Miroku: ใดใกใณใใผใซใ ใฎๅฐปๅฐพใๅผใใใๅใใฆใใใใใ่ใใใฆใใใพใ!ใชใ!ใผใใ!
Fei: ไฟบใฏ"ใผใใโใใใชใใๆญปใใงใ็ตใฏใใใฆใใใชใใใใใฃใใใ
Miroku: ใ?ใฏใใฃใฏใใฃใฏใฏใใ
LITERAL MEANING
Miroku: We'll drag Vanderkam around by his tail and make him dance! Right, son!?
Fei: I'm no monk, and if you die, I won't be chanting any sutras for you, old man.
Miroku: Huh? Ha ha ha...
ORIGINAL TRANSLATION
Miroku: We'll drag Vanderkaum's tail around and around! Right son!?
Fei: Don't call me 'son'...cuz you sure ain't my pops.
Miroku: Huh? Ha ha ha...
MY TRANSLATION
Miroku: Time to smack Vanderkam around and bring him into the present day! Right son!?
Fei: Don't get cocky, old man, 'cause I don't want to have to bury you out there.
Miroku: Ha! Not bad, but you got a-ways to go before you're talking like a soldier.