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Anonymous No.717695495 >>717695647 >>717695827 >>717695967 >>717696102 >>717696283 >>717696624 >>717697652 >>717699623 >>717700180 >>717700283 >>717700329 >>717700951 >>717701902 >>717702046 >>717702103 >>717702180 >>717703639 >>717703774 >>717704754 >>717705120 >>717705641 >>717706063 >>717706110 >>717709232 >>717714654
Would Link ever be subjected to this?
Anonymous No.717695647 >>717695790 >>717695848 >>717702180 >>717705962 >>717707709 >>717709026
>>717695495 (OP)
>Wowie zowie! Me and Peach are just friends? Wahoo!
Anonymous No.717695790 >>717705409
>>717695647
>He never said that.
Anonymous No.717695827
>>717695495 (OP)
Which one
Anonymous No.717695848 >>717696363 >>717696624 >>717699439 >>717700427 >>717705563 >>717706020 >>717706335
>>717695647
i never understood the backlash to this. did people really think nintendo was gonna allow shipfaggotry to be a thing in one the biggest IPs every conceived? how delusional you gotta be to think that lmao.
Anonymous No.717695967
>>717695495 (OP)
They massacred my boy.
Anonymous No.717696102 >>717696457
>>717695495 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc
Anonymous No.717696283
>>717695495 (OP)
YABBA
Anonymous No.717696363
>>717695848
Peach friendzoning Mario isn't even a new thing.
Anonymous No.717696409 >>717701420
>making fun of a product designed to entertain literal babies
Woof
Anonymous No.717696457
>>717696102
>wario dies in a fucking car accident
Anonymous No.717696616 >>717697025 >>717697207 >>717700007 >>717700220 >>717700639
>making fun of a product designed to entertain literal babies
Woof
Anonymous No.717696624
>>717695848
Kek honestly it made me enjoy the idea that perhaps Bananza Pauline is his daughter, but I know she definitely fucking isn't. It would have been a cool concept though and she's her own character, not just Mario, but a kid. She's also not a princess and has the music gimmick, unlike Daisy, which makes me suspect she'll end up in Smash at some point, but that should probably be spoilered since /v/ isn't a speculation cesspool because of a Smash announcement yet and we're just a year or two off until we get that glorious new era of it.
>>717695495 (OP)
More importantly, do we have a soiface edit yet?
Anonymous No.717697025
>>717696616
Anonymous No.717697207
>>717696616
Anonymous No.717697405 >>717697725
ready to get your mind blown

red+blue = mario
yellow+green = link

these two mascots are a continuation of the nintendo 4-color iconography that began with the super famicon advertising and buttons
Anonymous No.717697652 >>717699197 >>717705414
>>717695495 (OP)
>WOWIE ZOWIE BOWSER HAS TWO GIANT 'MUSHROOMS'?!?! WELL YABBA DABBA DOO PRINCESS PUT ME IN THE TENDIES SHED AND CALL DAISY OVER!!!
Anonymous No.717697725
>>717697405
Link is blue and white though
Anonymous No.717697938 >>717699909 >>717701654 >>717708314
This is what I propose that Nintendo should do.
Mario will become futureproof in a post-Miyamoto world, and his daughter will slowly take the spotlight, while Mario still gets games.
Anonymous No.717699197
>>717697652
k,b,c.
Anonymous No.717699439 >>717699792 >>717705252
>>717695848
miyamoto wants mario to be the mickey mouse of gaming but forgets that mickey has had a girl for almost 100 years now
the natural state of being that created you, a man and a woman, is not "shipfaggotry", get off the internet for a few hours
Anonymous No.717699623
>>717695495 (OP)
>Would Link ever be subjected to this?
Starting with Fox McCloud, they have turned every one of their male heros more feminine than Samus.
Anonymous No.717699710 >>717699876 >>717699914
Mario isn't the cuck, Peach is.
Anonymous No.717699792 >>717699961 >>717705520
>>717699439
except mickey has faded into obscurity. nobody even knows who he is they just go "is that some sort of cuphead clone?"
Anonymous No.717699876 >>717700713
>>717699710
Mario should go through an arc.
Anonymous No.717699909 >>717700407
>>717697938
every.
fucking.
thread.
why do people here want to be the next barneyfag so badly?
Anonymous No.717699914
>>717699710
Their nipples are pressing against each other I bet that feels good
Anonymous No.717699961 >>717700040
>>717699792
>nobody even knows who he is they just go "is that some sort of cuphead clone"
Even if Mickey Mouse isn't as popular as he used to be, there is not a person alive who says what you just said.
Anonymous No.717700007 >>717705586
>>717696616
babies that will grow up to never know what a playstation is
Anonymous No.717700040 >>717700110 >>717700161 >>717700284 >>717702145
>>717699961
my nephew said it. he also called half life is an abiotic factor reference.
Anonymous No.717700110 >>717700164
>>717700040
Your family sounds like it has too much chlorine in the gene pool
Anonymous No.717700161
>>717700040
Did you tell your nephew his parent (s) failed him? Or is he just a generic retarded 6 year old?
Anonymous No.717700164
>>717700110
false, pools closed
Anonymous No.717700180
>>717695495 (OP)
post the pasta
Anonymous No.717700220
>>717696616
kek tendies consuming the bare minimum
Anonymous No.717700229
Anonymous No.717700283 >>717700480
>>717695495 (OP)
They already made Link crossdress. Mario does too, but at least that was optional and meant to be a joke.
Anonymous No.717700284
>>717700040
>my nephew said it. he also called half life is an abiotic factor reference.
Your nephew is either inbred or he is fucking with you.
Anonymous No.717700329
>>717695495 (OP)
Mario is subjected to being an infantile cuck
Link is subjected to being an effeminate cuck
Anonymous No.717700407
>>717699909
We don't want a post-Miyamoto Nintendo to do something with Mario that Miyamoto wouldn't approve of, do we?
Anonymous No.717700427 >>717700681
>>717695848
>was gonna allow shipfaggotry
Odyssey literally ended in a mock wedding. They're hardly avoiding the topic
Anonymous No.717700428 >>717702420
>NOOOOOo! A COMPANY MADE A PRODUCT THAT IS NOT FOR ME?!?!
>NINTENDO, I AM NOT A CHILD. I DO NOT PLAY WITH LITTLE DINKY WOODEN TOYS!
>NINTENDO, I SHALL *NOT* BUT THIS! i SHALLF BE RUNNING A BOYCOTT
>YOU SHALL RESPECT THE FLIPPING FANS, NINTENO!
Anonymous No.717700480 >>717701530
>>717700283
Yeah, crossdressing to get into the all-female Gerudo Town was pretty shitty of Nintendo. It would have been better if they made Link violently rape every Gerudo until they let him in, that would have been kino.
Anonymous No.717700639
>>717696616
Lel
Anonymous No.717700681
>>717700427
And then, in the next game that might be a sequel to Odyssey, we get this.
It really makes you think.
Anonymous No.717700713
>>717699876
It's funny when you view Odyssey through that lens.
Pauline gushes about him and sings a whole song about how big his dick his. Peach calls him an incel and fucks off.
100% he's done with Peach, cause she a stinky bitch.
Anonymous No.717700951
>>717695495 (OP)
Funny how Snoys got handed this meme on a silver platter then ran it into the ground within an hour with repulsive schizo shit.
Anonymous No.717701186 >>717701574 >>717701665 >>717701762 >>717702676 >>717702708 >>717704045 >>717706980 >>717707028 >>717707176 >>717713207
Anonymous No.717701248 >>717701574 >>717701665 >>717701762 >>717702676 >>717702708 >>717706980 >>717707028 >>717707176 >>717713207
Anonymous No.717701332 >>717701574 >>717701665 >>717701762 >>717702676 >>717702708 >>717706980 >>717707028 >>717707176 >>717713207
Anonymous No.717701420 >>717705383
>>717696409
FOR. LITERAL. CHILDREN.
Anonymous No.717701530 >>717701882 >>717704094
>>717700480
>We will now forget the kino stealth prison break segment from OOT
There are other methods besides making link a femboy
Anonymous No.717701574
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
Anonymous No.717701654 >>717701849
>>717697938
Nintendo isn't Disney that takes male led franchises and just hands them to females. They saw what that did to Disney's bottom line.
Anonymous No.717701665
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
kek
Anonymous No.717701762 >>717701886
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
based discord posters

j/k you're a bunch of losers
Anonymous No.717701849
>>717701654
Mario isn't going to go away, he will still get games.
But now there can be Mario, but for women.
Anonymous No.717701882
>>717701530
The thief you fight was so hot. I hope making the gerudo into men stays a botw era thing and future gerudo look like women again
Anonymous No.717701886
>>717701762
>discord posters
?
are combos a thing on discord?
you use discord for anything other than personal chat groups between friends you know in the flesh?
Anonymous No.717701902
>>717695495 (OP)
Nintendo is literally doing everything possibly ASIDE from giving info on Switch 2 games.
Anonymous No.717702046 >>717702150
>>717695495 (OP)
How can you save a bitch for 30+ years and be just friends
Anonymous No.717702103 >>717702217 >>717702586 >>717703072
>>717695495 (OP)
>Japanese says Mario and Peach are a couple and affectionate towards each other.

Fuck off tc and nintendo america propaganda. You work for gay bowser.
Anonymous No.717702145
>>717700040
Larping faggot, mickey and Minnie are still 2 of the most popular and recognizable characters on earth, even among kids far younger than 6
t. actually have a 2 year old
Anonymous No.717702150
>>717702046
She declined Mario's marriage proposal.
Now he should go back with Pauline.
Anonymous No.717702180
>>717695647
>>717695495 (OP)
Yabbing Yabbing Wadoo!
Anonymous No.717702217 >>717702401 >>717702586 >>717703440
>>717702103
Based
Anonymous No.717702401
>>717702217
Mareach should live on in the movies, theme parks, and Wonder-tier Mario games, while Mario is with Pauline in the mainline 3D Mario games.
Anonymous No.717702420
>>717700428
Least unhinged Nintendo fanboy.
Anonymous No.717702586 >>717703440
>>717702103
>>717702217
Peach still a whore and Mario deserves a better girl than her. I hope Pauline or Rosalina replace that skank Peach, she doesn't deserve to appear in main Mario games
Anonymous No.717702676
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Anonymous No.717702708
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
MAMA MIA
Anonymous No.717703072 >>717703512
>>717702103
>Japanese says Mario and Peach are a couple
False. They just said that Peach is "very close" with Mario. "Very close" is just a vague enough statement to get people off their backs without actually confirming anything.
Anonymous No.717703150
>making fun of a product designed to entertain literal babies
Woof
Anonymous No.717703440 >>717703861
>>717702217
>Movie that made her in girlboss that needs no man
I would normally be mad about this woke trash, but i don't like peach so i don't care. Hopefully this >>717702586 is right and peach end up getting replaced for someone better legit any girl in Mario franchise is better than her anyway
Anonymous No.717703512 >>717703639
>>717703072
>"Very close"

They banging. Wahoo Bing Bing style
Anonymous No.717703639 >>717703861 >>717703918
>>717695495 (OP)
>>717703512
peach doesnt really like swarthy men like mario and bowser, she wants a cute korean fuckboy
Anonymous No.717703774
>>717695495 (OP)
link has been pulled in other ways
Anonymous No.717703861
>>717703440
Don't forget that it wasn't just the movie that made her like that, Oddsey also made very clear that she is a girlboss that needs to man and after that got a solo game
>>717703639
She needs no man CHUD, get in with the times
Anonymous No.717703918 >>717704253 >>717705237
>>717703639
Basically, Haru.
Anonymous No.717704045
>>717701186
There's it is
Anonymous No.717704094
>>717701530
OoT Gerudos were allied with Ganondorf and were actively hostile to Link, to the point of imprisoning him to be executed.
BotW Gerudos are against Ganondorf and beholden to their no-male law, but are not actually against Link in any capacity other than being lawfully bound to throw him out.
Stealth segment A would not make sense for scenario B.
Anonymous No.717704253
>>717703918
I wanna see Wario and Waluigi spitroasting him.
Anonymous No.717704754
>>717695495 (OP)
Mario's humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.717705120
>>717695495 (OP)
>Would Link ever be subjected to this?
Anonymous No.717705170 >>717706109 >>717706370 >>717706483 >>717706550
When are we getting THIS Mario back?
Anonymous No.717705237
>>717703918
It really did feel like fate.
Anonymous No.717705252
>>717699439
Minnie is just Mickey in a dress with a bow you massive faggot
Anonymous No.717705383
>>717701420
>immediate sonic derangement syndrome


soniCHADS won
Anonymous No.717705409 >>717708769
>>717695790
His father did.
Anonymous No.717705414
>>717697652
Tienfag...
Anonymous No.717705520 >>717705628
>>717699792
>Disney has a market cap or net worth of $202.14 billion as of August 8, 2025. Its market cap has increased by 23.48% in one year.
Anonymous No.717705563
>>717695848
Why not? They are cute and should be a couple. If anything, it justifies Mario saving her in a modern context. Girls are independent girlbosses who don’t need no man, but if Mario and Peach are BF/GF and Bowser is an incel who is essentially abducting and kidnapping her because he has an incelcrush on her, of course Mario is gonna save her.
Anonymous No.717705586
>>717700007
>He says it like it's a bad thing.
Anonymous No.717705628 >>717705783
>>717705520
Doesn't change the fact that Mickey Mouse is a logo more than a character. Nobody cares about Mickey, they just want to hang out with his cooler friends. Unless you're one of these developmentally challenged theme park sluts.
Anonymous No.717705641 >>717705719 >>717705834
>>717695495 (OP)
did we already forget?
Anonymous No.717705719 >>717705834
>>717705641
Yes, and let’s keep it that way
Anonymous No.717705783
>>717705628
>Nobody cares about Mickey
He still sells more merch than Mario, even as a logo character.
Anonymous No.717705834 >>717706350
>>717705641
>>717705719
Imagine an alt reality where Majority Mask comes out for the GameCube (even bigger and improved due to more hardware space) and all the β€œtoon link” iterations are only for handhelds, with Wind Waker coming out for the DS.

How is the timeline?
Anonymous No.717705962
>>717695647
>Wahoo Bing Bing I like to watch!
Anonymous No.717706020
>>717695848
>shipfaggorty
>pairing two characters canonically
>shipfaggorty
Anonymous No.717706063
>>717695495 (OP)
Kekaroo
Anonymous No.717706109 >>717706370
>>717705170
We're not. He was BETRAYED and TRAPPED by WOKEtendo
saucy No.717706110
>>717695495 (OP)
Mario is pretty great for reaction images lately.
Anonymous No.717706335 >>717706840 >>717708250
>>717695848
I understand the argument. But shouldn't Nintendo have at least kept its mouth shut and kept the situation between the two ambiguous, instead of outright denying anything is happening just to please Western feminists?
I think that's what most people are having trouble with. If Nintendo don't care about ships, at least keep quiet about it.
Anonymous No.717706350
>>717705834
Still too forced. Why should Toon Link be given special treatment?
Anonymous No.717706370 >>717706483
>>717705170
>>717706109
>Nighty nighty... Oh spaghetti... Ravioli.... Oh mamma mia...
Anonymous No.717706483
>>717705170
>>717706370
Anonymous No.717706550 >>717707176
>>717705170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV55lMXPWaw
Anonymous No.717706826
Anonymous No.717706840 >>717707821
>>717706335
Super Show Chads win again. No delusions about Mario and Toadstool being in some sort of romance. They were partners in fighting against that rotten King Koopa.
Anonymous No.717706980
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
LONGER
Anonymous No.717707028
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332

This bread is now
WIN
Anonymous No.717707176
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
Long Mario is Long
>>717706550
Mario if he edge
Anonymous No.717707709 >>717707997 >>717708161
>>717695647
Luigi and Daisy too
Anonymous No.717707821
>>717706840
To be fair, Peach was a teenager in the Super Show, the show bible said she's 17
Anonymous No.717707997
>>717707709
>Nintendo: "AIIIEEEEEEE ANITA-SAMA! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! EVERYONE ARE JUST FRIENDS NOW! PLEASE SPARE ME!!! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous No.717708161
>>717707709
>"The Mario Mandate isn't real!"
>The Mario Mandate: "All characters are friends, there is no romance going on"
Anonymous No.717708250
>>717706335
It wasn't even a denial it just said they were friends. It's people going retarded that turned it into "just friends"
Anonymous No.717708314 >>717708698
>>717697938
dk bananza is a prequel to odyssey
Anonymous No.717708698 >>717708865
>>717708314
No.
It is not a prequel.
Anonymous No.717708769
>>717705409
good friends touch each other all the time
Anonymous No.717708865 >>717709041
>>717708698
...bro your screenshot literally has billboards plastered in the letters NDC
Anonymous No.717709026
>>717695647
Nintendo has been saying that since at least 2023 on their Play Nintendo channel
Anonymous No.717709041 >>717709335
>>717708865
The billboards are more modern in Donkey Kong Bananza.
And there is now a streaming service with a "+" in its name.
Anonymous No.717709232
>>717695495 (OP)
>Donkey Kong Barrel fleshlight
>YABBA DABBA DOO Mario
This has to be intentional
Anonymous No.717709335
>>717709041
Misread your post, I'm monkey brained
Anonymous No.717711465
bump
Anonymous No.717713207
>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
LOL
Anonymous No.717714654
>>717695495 (OP)