Thread 717695495

Would Link ever be subjected to this?

>>717695495 (OP)
>Wowie zowie! Me and Peach are just friends? Wahoo!

>>717695647
>He never said that.

>>717695495 (OP)
Which one

>>717695647
i never understood the backlash to this. did people really think nintendo was gonna allow shipfaggotry to be a thing in one the biggest IPs every conceived? how delusional you gotta be to think that lmao.

>>717695495 (OP)
They massacred my boy.

>>717695495 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc

>>717695495 (OP)
YABBA

>>717695848
Peach friendzoning Mario isn't even a new thing.

>making fun of a product designed to entertain literal babies
Woof

>>717696102
>wario dies in a fucking car accident

>making fun of a product designed to entertain literal babies
Woof

>>717695848
Kek honestly it made me enjoy the idea that perhaps Bananza Pauline is his daughter, but I know she definitely fucking isn't. It would have been a cool concept though and she's her own character, not just Mario, but a kid. She's also not a princess and has the music gimmick, unlike Daisy, which makes me suspect she'll end up in Smash at some point, but that should probably be spoilered since /v/ isn't a speculation cesspool because of a Smash announcement yet and we're just a year or two off until we get that glorious new era of it.
>>717695495 (OP)
More importantly, do we have a soiface edit yet?

ready to get your mind blown

red+blue = mario
yellow+green = link

these two mascots are a continuation of the nintendo 4-color iconography that began with the super famicon advertising and buttons

>>717695495 (OP)
>WOWIE ZOWIE BOWSER HAS TWO GIANT 'MUSHROOMS'?!?! WELL YABBA DABBA DOO PRINCESS PUT ME IN THE TENDIES SHED AND CALL DAISY OVER!!!

>>717697405
Link is blue and white though

This is what I propose that Nintendo should do.
Mario will become futureproof in a post-Miyamoto world, and his daughter will slowly take the spotlight, while Mario still gets games.

>>717697652
k,b,c.

>>717695848
miyamoto wants mario to be the mickey mouse of gaming but forgets that mickey has had a girl for almost 100 years now
the natural state of being that created you, a man and a woman, is not "shipfaggotry", get off the internet for a few hours

>>717695495 (OP)
>Would Link ever be subjected to this?
Starting with Fox McCloud, they have turned every one of their male heros more feminine than Samus.

Mario isn't the cuck, Peach is.

>>717699439
except mickey has faded into obscurity. nobody even knows who he is they just go "is that some sort of cuphead clone?"

>>717699710
Mario should go through an arc.

>>717697938
every.
fucking.
thread.
why do people here want to be the next barneyfag so badly?

>>717699710
Their nipples are pressing against each other I bet that feels good

>>717699792
>nobody even knows who he is they just go "is that some sort of cuphead clone"
Even if Mickey Mouse isn't as popular as he used to be, there is not a person alive who says what you just said.

>>717696616
babies that will grow up to never know what a playstation is

>>717699961
my nephew said it. he also called half life is an abiotic factor reference.

>>717700040
Your family sounds like it has too much chlorine in the gene pool

>>717700040
Did you tell your nephew his parent (s) failed him? Or is he just a generic retarded 6 year old?

>>717700110
false, pools closed

>>717695495 (OP)
post the pasta

>>717696616
kek tendies consuming the bare minimum

>>717695495 (OP)
They already made Link crossdress. Mario does too, but at least that was optional and meant to be a joke.

>>717700040
>my nephew said it. he also called half life is an abiotic factor reference.
Your nephew is either inbred or he is fucking with you.

>>717695495 (OP)
Mario is subjected to being an infantile cuck
Link is subjected to being an effeminate cuck

>>717699909
We don't want a post-Miyamoto Nintendo to do something with Mario that Miyamoto wouldn't approve of, do we?

>>717695848
>was gonna allow shipfaggotry
Odyssey literally ended in a mock wedding. They're hardly avoiding the topic

>NOOOOOo! A COMPANY MADE A PRODUCT THAT IS NOT FOR ME?!?!
>NINTENDO, I AM NOT A CHILD. I DO NOT PLAY WITH LITTLE DINKY WOODEN TOYS!
>NINTENDO, I SHALL *NOT* BUT THIS! i SHALLF BE RUNNING A BOYCOTT
>YOU SHALL RESPECT THE FLIPPING FANS, NINTENO!

>>717700283
Yeah, crossdressing to get into the all-female Gerudo Town was pretty shitty of Nintendo. It would have been better if they made Link violently rape every Gerudo until they let him in, that would have been kino.

>>717696616
Lel

>>717700427
And then, in the next game that might be a sequel to Odyssey, we get this.
It really makes you think.

>>717699876
It's funny when you view Odyssey through that lens.
Pauline gushes about him and sings a whole song about how big his dick his. Peach calls him an incel and fucks off.
100% he's done with Peach, cause she a stinky bitch.

>>717695495 (OP)
Funny how Snoys got handed this meme on a silver platter then ran it into the ground within an hour with repulsive schizo shit.

>>717696409
FOR. LITERAL. CHILDREN.

>>717700480
>We will now forget the kino stealth prison break segment from OOT
There are other methods besides making link a femboy

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332

>>717697938
Nintendo isn't Disney that takes male led franchises and just hands them to females. They saw what that did to Disney's bottom line.

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
kek

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
based discord posters

j/k you're a bunch of losers

>>717701654
Mario isn't going to go away, he will still get games.
But now there can be Mario, but for women.

>>717701530
The thief you fight was so hot. I hope making the gerudo into men stays a botw era thing and future gerudo look like women again

>>717701762
>discord posters
?
are combos a thing on discord?
you use discord for anything other than personal chat groups between friends you know in the flesh?

>>717695495 (OP)
Nintendo is literally doing everything possibly ASIDE from giving info on Switch 2 games.

>>717695495 (OP)
How can you save a bitch for 30+ years and be just friends

>>717695495 (OP)
>Japanese says Mario and Peach are a couple and affectionate towards each other.

Fuck off tc and nintendo america propaganda. You work for gay bowser.

>>717700040
Larping faggot, mickey and Minnie are still 2 of the most popular and recognizable characters on earth, even among kids far younger than 6
t. actually have a 2 year old

>>717702046
She declined Mario's marriage proposal.
Now he should go back with Pauline.

>>717695647
>>717695495 (OP)
Yabbing Yabbing Wadoo!

>>717702103
Based

>>717702217
Mareach should live on in the movies, theme parks, and Wonder-tier Mario games, while Mario is with Pauline in the mainline 3D Mario games.

>>717700428
Least unhinged Nintendo fanboy.

>>717702103
>>717702217
Peach still a whore and Mario deserves a better girl than her. I hope Pauline or Rosalina replace that skank Peach, she doesn't deserve to appear in main Mario games

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
MAMA MIA

>>717702103
>Japanese says Mario and Peach are a couple
False. They just said that Peach is "very close" with Mario. "Very close" is just a vague enough statement to get people off their backs without actually confirming anything.

>making fun of a product designed to entertain literal babies
Woof

>>717702217
>Movie that made her in girlboss that needs no man
I would normally be mad about this woke trash, but i don't like peach so i don't care. Hopefully this >>717702586 is right and peach end up getting replaced for someone better legit any girl in Mario franchise is better than her anyway

>>717703072
>"Very close"

They banging. Wahoo Bing Bing style

>>717695495 (OP)
>>717703512
peach doesnt really like swarthy men like mario and bowser, she wants a cute korean fuckboy

>>717695495 (OP)
link has been pulled in other ways

>>717703440
Don't forget that it wasn't just the movie that made her like that, Oddsey also made very clear that she is a girlboss that needs to man and after that got a solo game
>>717703639
She needs no man CHUD, get in with the times

>>717703639
Basically, Haru.

>>717701186
There's it is

>>717701530
OoT Gerudos were allied with Ganondorf and were actively hostile to Link, to the point of imprisoning him to be executed.
BotW Gerudos are against Ganondorf and beholden to their no-male law, but are not actually against Link in any capacity other than being lawfully bound to throw him out.
Stealth segment A would not make sense for scenario B.

>>717703918
I wanna see Wario and Waluigi spitroasting him.

>>717695495 (OP)
Mario's humiliation ritual

>>717695495 (OP)
>Would Link ever be subjected to this?

When are we getting THIS Mario back?

>>717703918
It really did feel like fate.

>>717699439
Minnie is just Mickey in a dress with a bow you massive faggot

>>717701420
>immediate sonic derangement syndrome


soniCHADS won

>>717695790
His father did.

>>717697652
Tienfag...

>>717699792
>Disney has a market cap or net worth of $202.14 billion as of August 8, 2025. Its market cap has increased by 23.48% in one year.

>>717695848
Why not? They are cute and should be a couple. If anything, it justifies Mario saving her in a modern context. Girls are independent girlbosses who don’t need no man, but if Mario and Peach are BF/GF and Bowser is an incel who is essentially abducting and kidnapping her because he has an incelcrush on her, of course Mario is gonna save her.

>>717700007
>He says it like it's a bad thing.

>>717705520
Doesn't change the fact that Mickey Mouse is a logo more than a character. Nobody cares about Mickey, they just want to hang out with his cooler friends. Unless you're one of these developmentally challenged theme park sluts.

>>717695495 (OP)
did we already forget?

>>717705641
Yes, and let’s keep it that way

>>717705628
>Nobody cares about Mickey
He still sells more merch than Mario, even as a logo character.

>>717705641
>>717705719
Imagine an alt reality where Majority Mask comes out for the GameCube (even bigger and improved due to more hardware space) and all the “toon link” iterations are only for handhelds, with Wind Waker coming out for the DS.

How is the timeline?

>>717695647
>Wahoo Bing Bing I like to watch!

>>717695848
>shipfaggorty
>pairing two characters canonically
>shipfaggorty

>>717695495 (OP)
Kekaroo

>>717705170
We're not. He was BETRAYED and TRAPPED by WOKEtendo

>>717695495 (OP)
Mario is pretty great for reaction images lately.

>>717695848
I understand the argument. But shouldn't Nintendo have at least kept its mouth shut and kept the situation between the two ambiguous, instead of outright denying anything is happening just to please Western feminists?
I think that's what most people are having trouble with. If Nintendo don't care about ships, at least keep quiet about it.

>>717705834
Still too forced. Why should Toon Link be given special treatment?

>>717705170
>>717706109
>Nighty nighty... Oh spaghetti... Ravioli.... Oh mamma mia...

>>717705170
>>717706370

>>717705170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV55lMXPWaw

>>717706335
Super Show Chads win again. No delusions about Mario and Toadstool being in some sort of romance. They were partners in fighting against that rotten King Koopa.

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
LONGER

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332

This bread is now
WIN

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
Long Mario is Long
>>717706550
Mario if he edge

>>717695647
Luigi and Daisy too

>>717706840
To be fair, Peach was a teenager in the Super Show, the show bible said she's 17

>>717707709
>Nintendo: "AIIIEEEEEEE ANITA-SAMA! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! EVERYONE ARE JUST FRIENDS NOW! PLEASE SPARE ME!!! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>717707709
>"The Mario Mandate isn't real!"
>The Mario Mandate: "All characters are friends, there is no romance going on"

>>717706335
It wasn't even a denial it just said they were friends. It's people going retarded that turned it into "just friends"

>>717697938
dk bananza is a prequel to odyssey

>>717708314
No.
It is not a prequel.

>>717705409
good friends touch each other all the time

>>717708698
...bro your screenshot literally has billboards plastered in the letters NDC

>>717695647
Nintendo has been saying that since at least 2023 on their Play Nintendo channel

>>717708865
The billboards are more modern in Donkey Kong Bananza.
And there is now a streaming service with a "+" in its name.

>>717695495 (OP)
>Donkey Kong Barrel fleshlight
>YABBA DABBA DOO Mario
This has to be intentional

>>717709041
Misread your post, I'm monkey brained

bump

>>717701186
>>717701248
>>717701332
LOL