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Anonymous No.717702895 [Report] >>717703154 >>717703301 >>717703996 >>717705634 >>717705934 >>717707058 >>717707248 >>717708879 >>717713863 >>717713932 >>717714656 >>717714805 >>717715328 >>717717531 >>717718014 >>717718463 >>717718581 >>717718898 >>717720824 >>717721356 >>717722297 >>717722392 >>717723106 >>717723190 >>717724640
>it's actually a good game
Sure glad I didn't listen to the morons dogpiling Thor
Anonymous No.717703043 [Report] >>717706264 >>717725694 >>717725773
The indie game based on undertale and depression meme isn't actually just a meme huh?
Anonymous No.717703115 [Report] >>717703585 >>717709080 >>717710541 >>717715134 >>717716214 >>717716330
what's good about it?
Anonymous No.717703154 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
you forgot to say who bought this post. you will not be paid till you disclose this information.
Anonymous No.717703301 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Contrarianism has rotten its way into board culture long ago, but you’re trying too hard bro
Anonymous No.717703585 [Report]
>>717703115
OP will never say what is good about it.
OP is forever a faggot, as always.
Anonymous No.717703996 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Not even your fans are willing to play this shit, Jason.
Anonymous No.717705116 [Report]
SAGE+HIDE
Anonymous No.717705179 [Report] >>717705463 >>717705467 >>717705581 >>717709928 >>717715420
Can someone tell me what's different about this game from something like deltarune? They look like the exact same bullshit
Anonymous No.717705418 [Report] >>717705603 >>717706148 >>717710285 >>717714092 >>717719647
Did Jason finally give up? Unc hasnt streamed in like two weeks
Anonymous No.717705463 [Report]
>>717705179
They are similar because this is an unfinished temu clone of it and its predecessor
Anonymous No.717705467 [Report] >>717705615 >>717705703 >>717705852 >>717714484
>>717705179
never played either but from what I read, it'd be rude to deltarune to even compare it, even to something else like undertale or earthbound
it has no combat. as of today, there are only 2, 5 minutes long battles that are copy pasted from each other from from 7 years ago
the rest is a walking simulator, and I'm not just throwing shade at it, PS himself described it as a "CYOA game", basically you just select choices in menus and it changes the branch of the story you're in, it barely qualifies as a game. the only difference from a visual novel is that there is walking, and very rarely, minigames, that is all, 90% of the "content" is the "writing" which is on par with a 13 years old girl raised by reddit.
Anonymous No.717705581 [Report] >>717720408
>>717705179
Deltarune has gameplay.
Anonymous No.717705603 [Report] >>717706279
>>717705418
he also deleted all of his vods, fearing someone would unearth more dirt, and stopped being active on twitter
Anonymous No.717705615 [Report]
>>717705467
He does that then tries to fake you out with a false battle and judgement section in the first chapter.
Anonymous No.717705634 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
I couldn't get through it. It's so fucking boring. Like an even worse Omori, that at least had somewhat interesting battle mechanics
Anonymous No.717705703 [Report] >>717705767
>>717705467
You overused commas
Anonymous No.717705767 [Report]
>>717705703
yes, i know, whacchu gunna do bout dat, bitch boi?
Anonymous No.717705852 [Report]
>>717705467
yeah heartbound is way worse than undertale or deltarune, writing wise it's about on the same level
Anonymous No.717705934 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Hello ferretfucker
don't you have a dungeon to roach out?
Anonymous No.717706148 [Report] >>717707958 >>717708143 >>717714228 >>717722223
>>717705418
No, he's hiding from sexual assault allegations
https://piratesoftware.sucks/additional-incidents/2021-02-07
Anonymous No.717706260 [Report]
>Thor would rather spend his time shilling his game on /v/ than actually code
Jason..
Anonymous No.717706264 [Report]
>>717703043
The funniest thing about this game is the fucking name lmao
It's proof Jason had 0 original ideas for this game
Anonymous No.717706279 [Report] >>717706416
>>717705603
I think "lay low" is the best option for him right now. Every time he opens his mouth he sticks his foot in.
Anonymous No.717706416 [Report] >>717706579 >>717706592
>>717706279
That's pretty much what he's doing right now. He's 'on vacation until morale improves' and yet spends that time deleting VODs and posting already finished shorts to Youtube. I think he's hoping by the time he comes back in like a week or two that it'll all have blown over and he'll be back to normal.
Anonymous No.717706579 [Report] >>717708194
>>717706416
subscriber status??
Anonymous No.717706592 [Report] >>717724320
>>717706416
It'll never be back to normal
Once you become a lolcow, there is no escape
Anonymous No.717706707 [Report] >>717709115 >>717709373
I hate how there are certain things that could make for a fun "le depression indie rpg" that don't get any build up nor any good payoff.
>Hook with your childhood dog getting killed and split off into these other worlds... undermined by the fact that we the player only spend a total of 2-5 minutes with this mutt
>Judgement section proving to your mum that you aren't like her... undermined by the fact you only have had 2 battles up to that point and most of the moral decisions don't make sense... and the fact it is only chapter 1.
>Battle system being wario ware microgames... that barely do any fucking damage and takes way too long for a microgame.
>Moral choices that do seem to have an effect (Even little decisions)... completely undermined by the fact the evil voice tells you pretty much what is the right and wrong choice.
>Turtle couple has an interesting conversation about relationships... that doesn't get expanded on because Animus will never finish
And those are the things the game could've done right but did it wrong, this isn't going into ideas that are just bad from the getgo, like dedicating an entire chapter to "Huh, office works sucks huh?"
Anonymous No.717707058 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
>entire life's work is making half of an undertale clone in 10 years
How does he do it
Anonymous No.717707248 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
>big brain puzzle master
>completely destroys outer wild and animal well in MINUTES
>puzzles in his game are push block as far to left and right as they can go
Anonymous No.717707958 [Report]
>>717706148
>furry is also a degenerate groomer
Like clockwork
Anonymous No.717708143 [Report]
>>717706148
Kwab
Anonymous No.717708194 [Report]
>>717706579
He bought
Anonymous No.717708207 [Report] >>717708295
It appears that Heartbound will be a game that'll tug at the heartstrings and more by the time of its release, which, judging by the title, seems just right.
Anonymous No.717708295 [Report]
>>717708207
Can you just shut the fuck up, Jason?
Anonymous No.717708513 [Report]
anybody know where i can find some open source intelligence?
Anonymous No.717708635 [Report]
Haha great story Jason
Anonymous No.717708871 [Report]
On Wplace someone had marked his house (go to Olympia, Washington, move North towards a town called Vaughn and a road connecting it to Key Center, it's 1/3 of the way on the left) but it's noticeably gone now after he's made a post about joining his Wplace guild.
Anonymous No.717708879 [Report] >>717708990
>>717702895 (OP)
What is good about it?
Anonymous No.717708990 [Report]
>>717708879
It's good to laugh at.
Anonymous No.717709080 [Report]
>>717703115
The code.
Anonymous No.717709115 [Report] >>717709387 >>717709408 >>717709516 >>717709992
>>717706707
>Battle system being wario ware microgames... that barely do any fucking damage and takes way too long for a microgame.
Yiik got crucified this. Why were people sucking this games micro cock before
Anonymous No.717709373 [Report]
>>717706707
this nigga played the ferret fucker game
Anonymous No.717709387 [Report]
>>717709115
people sucked it because he was the wholesome game dev streamer and also toby fox yelled at matpat years ago for now linking to it on a stream, so everyone defended it. the combat system is one of the handful of 'good' things people talk about it for.
Anonymous No.717709408 [Report] >>717709743
>>717709115
>Why were people sucking this games micro cock before
Uhh, no?
Anonymous No.717709516 [Report]
>>717709115
Because this """""game""""" was only 2 hours long, and all 2 fights had nearly an hour of dialogue separating them.

And the fact it literally dropped two months after Deltarune Ch1 got everyone excited for more gameplay in this style.
Heartbound is very clearly trying to rip off some of the UT fans just based on the artwork alone.
Anonymous No.717709743 [Report]
>>717709408
The shill campaign on /v/ for that initial shorts spam was pretty heavy, I can see some anons getting duped into believing it if they didn't look into it enough to see him getting called out.
The amount of op spam sucking him off for "wow look what he said about the industry" or "why aren't you making a game yet look how easy this based dev says it is" and "toby fox, but good, undertale bad right guys?" was obnoxious as fuck.
Anonymous No.717709928 [Report]
>>717705179
This game is for fags while deltarune is for trannies
Anonymous No.717709992 [Report]
>>717709115
I guess a lot gamers would like to see and listen to game dev opinions on games, from like, insider side. Him working in Blizzard and developing his own game, while now memed into oblivion, gave him credibility.

His voice is nice to listen to, no matter if it's fake or not.

Also, his positivity and vibe are a plus to many.
Anonymous No.717710285 [Report]
>>717705418
He ate himself.
Anonymous No.717710315 [Report] >>717710373
Wait a minute /v/.....wait a minute.....I'm not crazy
Hahahaha I'm not insane in the membrane XD you see /v/ let me explain how I figured out the answer to this puzzle

>opens ms paint and uses the square tool to make a square
See look at this square this is just like this game you see?
>draws red line through it
This is the puzzle right here see?
See how I figured it out? If you look at it from a different angle see see??? I'm not crazy /v/
Anonymous No.717710373 [Report]
>>717710315
M
Anonymous No.717710541 [Report]
>>717703115
>*crickets*
sage
Anonymous No.717711005 [Report]
This game legitimately ends with a character going
>erm well that just happened
Without a hint of irony or sarcasm.
Anonymous No.717711843 [Report]
>You'll never be a breast milk bandit
>God I wish I could be Thor.
Anonymous No.717713863 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
t. PirateSoftware
Anonymous No.717713932 [Report] >>717714359
>>717702895 (OP)
>it's actually a good game
it's quite literally one of the worst games i've ever played
Anonymous No.717714092 [Report]
>>717705418
Nice. For once I don't have to see this retard appear on the news over some retarded shit he caused.
Anonymous No.717714228 [Report] >>717714863
>>717706148
i thought this already got exposed for being some crazy autistic furry lame erp shit
Anonymous No.717714359 [Report] >>717714450 >>717714542
>>717713932
But you did play it?
Anonymous No.717714450 [Report] >>717714936
>>717714359
yes i finished it
Anonymous No.717714484 [Report]
>>717705467
Honestly I'm not sure why he didn't just make a VN. Obviously I get wanting to cash in on the Undertale craze, but the game has literally no real gameplay. It's like if you tried to make a COD clone with no guns.
Anonymous No.717714542 [Report] >>717715642
>>717714359
That isn't the gotcha you think it is. The anon could have played Ride to Hell Retribution as well. Doesn't mean anything other than that he is a Kusommelier.
Anonymous No.717714656 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
That cringe lord with his voice changer isn't named "Thor" and a furry homo like him has no right to use that name.
Anonymous No.717714805 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Ok. Sell it to me. Why should I buy it over other games?
Anonymous No.717714863 [Report]
>>717714228
It's a separate situation, that was shared to the erp fugger, explained in the url
Anonymous No.717714936 [Report] >>717714973
>>717714450
>1:59
Just in time for a refund
Anonymous No.717714973 [Report] >>717715116
>>717714936
lmao you think i paid for this shit?
Anonymous No.717715116 [Report] >>717717242
>>717714973
You must be an impressive haxxxor because Jason coooooded an ingenius piracy prevention in the game that checks achievements or some shit.
Anonymous No.717715134 [Report] >>717715747 >>717718145
>>717703115
not the character design that's for sure
Anonymous No.717715328 [Report] >>717716168 >>717716509 >>717718639 >>717719645
>>717702895 (OP)
I was legitimately surprised to learn the guy was trying to get into woodbury on SL as an openly faggoty furry when everyone else learned to hide it.. wasn't too surprised to learn he was running scripts off of ED/out of other people's banboxes
Anonymous No.717715420 [Report] >>717715576
>>717705179
Deltarune has gameplay. Heartbound is 98% walking simulator, and the remaining 2% is a few minutes worth of Flashgame-tier minigames that were likely stapled on purely so that the dev could say could argue that it's not technically a visual novel.
Anonymous No.717715514 [Report]
What is this genre called?
Anonymous No.717715576 [Report] >>717717987
>>717715420
Man Jason is such a faggot lmao. To think there's an indie "dev" worse than Yandev has gotta be the weirdest feeling.
Anonymous No.717715642 [Report] >>717716347
>>717714542
Hi Retard/Child Born Before 2003, this anon is making reference to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl in which Officer James Norrington is taking inventory of the items on the captive Jack Sparrow's person when he makes the remark that Jack is "without a doubt one of the worst pirates I've ever heard of" prompting Jack to fire back "but you have heard of me.."

Glad I could explain this really really really easy one that you honestly could have just Googled, you're welcome and have a good day!
Anonymous No.717715747 [Report]
>>717715134
Did he fuck the dog? Was the cookie worth it?
Anonymous No.717715767 [Report]
Why does he talk like the most insufferable faggot ever?
Anonymous No.717715784 [Report]
whats the good part? The puzzles you cant fail at? the 1 boss?
Anonymous No.717715878 [Report]
>coworker lets him stay with him since he has nowhere else to go
>he screams in WoW all night, never cleans so his room both looked and smelled like shit
Anonymous No.717716012 [Report] >>717716234
THOR ALWAYS WINS
Anonymous No.717716168 [Report]
>>717715328
poor kid

and where were the parents?

hope they get therapy and or jail time
Anonymous No.717716214 [Report]
>>717703115
>gameplay
>character design
>story
>humor
>optimization
>replayability
None of that, that's for sure. Maybe music? but Jason outsourced that, so not sure if you would count it.
Anonymous No.717716234 [Report] >>717724883
>>717716012
>Started deleting his videos
Is this what winning looks like?
Anonymous No.717716330 [Report] >>717722280
>>717703115
It's a ragebait thread, you just got epicly ragebaited by OP
Anonymous No.717716347 [Report] >>717716819
>>717715642
The scene in pirates of the carribbean was also Jack being smug with his infamy, hence "a gotcha". Unless you are Jason Hall, there is no gotcha here. Doubly so since the anon established that he did not pay a cent. If it was a non sequitur joke, it wasn't funny and belongs in a eceleb review show skit. That post is a failure on all counts, Jason.
Anonymous No.717716509 [Report]
>>717715328
>obese
>that haircut
>home alone
>playing videogames
I already know how the rest of the family looks like
Anonymous No.717716819 [Report]
>>717716347
Well I mean he made you type up all this shit by making an unfunny dated reference that has to count for something.
Anonymous No.717717242 [Report] >>717717671 >>717718878
>>717715116
>checks achievements
That was Champions of Breakfast. Picrel is Heartbound's entire DRM solution.
Anonymous No.717717531 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Its a walking sim with horrific millenial writing, almost zero "combat" and horrific tone shifts where you talk to lesbian furries.
Its dogshit
Anonymous No.717717671 [Report] >>717718529
>>717717242
What was even the point of doing this?
Anonymous No.717717852 [Report]
yiff in hell furfag, they've become all to comfortable on the internet, back to the iso cubes you fucking retards
Anonymous No.717717987 [Report] >>717718348 >>717720059 >>717720312
>>717715576
I genuinely don't understand how he managed to gain a following. How can someone build a cult of personality around a 3/10 demo that's stuck in development hell. You can clearly tell the guy desperately wanted to be the next Toby Fox, but had no understanding of humor or how to write charming characters. I know people throw this out way too often, but this game genuinely feels like it was designed specifically for Redditors.
Anonymous No.717718014 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
people aren't saying it sucks, people are saying he accepted over 60,000$ from fans between kickstarter and pre-release orders with the promise that he was going to work on the game, then he abandoned it for his streaming career
and its true, everything you played was made like 7 years ago and was used to trick people into giving him money
Anonymous No.717718145 [Report]
>>717715134
This sounds like someone who is in a relationship or is seeking a relationship in the future.
Anonymous No.717718348 [Report]
>>717717987
Hi, it's called speaking like you know what you're talking about ie: confidence
add a little bit of timbre and bass to your voice for dramatic effect
Anonymous No.717718463 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
>it's actually a good game

Nah, it's a furry faggot's, faggot-furry game. Pic related is the only people dumb enough to pay for it.
Anonymous No.717718498 [Report]
Damn
Damn
Damn
DAMN

I've grown accustomed to his face....[/spoilers]
Anonymous No.717718529 [Report]
>>717717671
It allows him to display this totally epic message to pirates (and sometimes randomly to people that actually did buy this shitty game.)
Anonymous No.717718581 [Report] >>717718725 >>717718760 >>717719213 >>717719604
>>717702895 (OP)
Reminder that Maldavius Figtree:
>exploited an underaged girl and didn't pay her for her creations that he sold in Second Life
>met with the same minor without her parents knowledge
>was involved in some of the biggest drama in EVE online, crashing one of the biggest corporations to the ground and starting a war
>worked for blizzard because his dad was an exec but despite his proud tales, he was a game tester that never did any work and was incompetent with the tasks he received but everyone was afraid to fire him because of his dad
>was a roommate with his manager (woman), who kicked him out and reported the walls of his room being covered in a white sticky substance when she cleaned up after him
>is a furry who's fursona is a ferret and conveniently lives in a ferret breeding farm
>exploited the youtube algorythm to get populartiy without any actual skill in coding, game development or even gaming
>his old game champion of breakfast has an all time peak of 12 players and heartbound has 121 despite him being a popular game development streamer
>heartbound has been in development for 10 years, despite it being a literal RPG maker game
>Maldavius uses his father's name Thor instead of his real name Jason and brags about his dad being a blizzard exec and being the guy from the south park episode, yet hates his father, never calls him and attacks him verbally when he called him on stream
>uses a voice filter because he hates himself and lies about going trough "second puberty" when confronted with clips of him IRL speaking with a less deep voice
>he sexually exploited and then together with his girlfriend tried to financially exploit and blackmail a fellow furry sound designer, who was doing tracks on his game, after the sound designer made a big donation to his stream once
>was so dogshit at WoW hardcore that he got a full party wiped, while saving only his character, wasting literal months that people invested in those characters
1/2
Anonymous No.717718585 [Report]
Did you know that the guy who made this worked at Blizzard? I don't think people really talk about that.
Anonymous No.717718639 [Report] >>717718730 >>717718903
>>717715328
What the fuck goes through the head of this child?
Hopefully this was a life lesson learned of "my actions have consequences"
Anonymous No.717718725 [Report]
>>717718581
There is no way he doesn't fuck those ferrets.
Anonymous No.717718730 [Report] >>717719250
>>717718639
>What passes through the mind of someone whose brain is not fully formed
Anonymous No.717718760 [Report] >>717718830 >>717720440
>>717718581
>>was involved in some of the biggest drama in EVE online, crashing one of the biggest corporations to the ground and starting a war
wtf qrd? aint no way he was put in charge of important things in EVE
Anonymous No.717718830 [Report]
>>717718760
As a fellow manipulative cunt, you really underestimate how hard you can just shmooze and talk your way into positions of power.
Anonymous No.717718878 [Report] >>717719310
>>717717242
>If Steam is enabled: cool beans
>If Steam user is X: cool beans
Isnt this literally, LITERALLY how the basic ass Steam DRM works?
Anonymous No.717718898 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
heartbound? more like never-everbound
Anonymous No.717718903 [Report]
>>717718639
Probably not considering the parents have a camera set up in the living room pointed at the TV/gaming area
Anonymous No.717719213 [Report] >>717719604 >>717723967
>>717718581
2/2 cont.
>was exposed for his coding and "hacking" tips being fake, literally being disproven on video by and actual coder
>claimed to have hacked powerplants and having worked for the department of energy as a cybersecurity specialist but was actually just writing phishing emails for them
>started attacking the stopkillinggames initiative, spreading lies and misinformation about it and defending megacorporations and attacking people working on the initiative, however this backfired and the initiative got huge traction just because people hate him now
>according to other furries and his furry posts on various forums owns a huge collection of animal shaped dildos
>gets mad and instabans and berates anyone who mentions any his misdeeds, blunders and insecurities
>makes nothing but excuses when in the wrong and never EVER admits guilt or wrongdoing despite the overwhelming public evidence that he's fucked up on every occasion possible
Anonymous No.717719250 [Report]
>>717718730
By the age of 6 i already knew the basics of not breaking stuff in a ragetard moment, shitty parents not teaching their child how life works.
Anonymous No.717719310 [Report]
>>717718878
Pretty much yeah, except for those user name, user id and app id checks that is. Those are some really basic checks against a specific Steam emulator and that Spacewar loophole.
Anonymous No.717719391 [Report]
Imagine having one of the most successful grifts of all time and throwing it away because you couldn't shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.717719604 [Report]
>>717718581
>>717719213
Why are furries always such zooaphilic degenerates? Like, they always have horrible personality disorders/mental illness as like a standard feature of being a furry.

You just know Jason fucks those ferrets.
Anonymous No.717719645 [Report]
>>717715328
What is he even doing? Hitting the name of his team mate in fortnite?
Anonymous No.717719647 [Report] >>717720327
>>717705418
The weak should fear the MOLD
Anonymous No.717720059 [Report]
>>717717987
it had nothing to do with the 3/10 demo and everything to do with youtube
>le bob ross of game dev he worked at blizzard and says go make video games
making excuses for the unfinished demo came after they were already tricked into running damage control for the guy
Anonymous No.717720312 [Report] >>717720443 >>717720510 >>717720609
>>717717987
1. He had a genuine knowledge of how to promote himself on jewtube.
2. His fake deep voice helped sell his fake personality and credentials.
3. Majority if people did not care to fact check him, and people are way too trusting so when he constantly says shit like "I worked with the gooberman on hackerz stuff." People actually believed it.
At that point it was over.
Anonymous No.717720327 [Report] >>717720671
>>717719647
Out of everyone to start beef with, it had to be le autistic mold man who just wants to explore game worlds.
Anonymous No.717720353 [Report]
okay lil bro
Anonymous No.717720408 [Report]
>>717705581
I don't know if I'd say all that
Anonymous No.717720440 [Report]
>>717718760
That part is nonsense.

>be Maldavius, self proclaimed supervillain
>Pochven is buggy as hell, barely anyone plays there
>CCP talks to the tiny playerbase, tests fixes live, berate them for this
>Pochven still dead, CCP makes it easier to enter/navigate
>you were one of the people asking for this
>fast forward
>claim CCP is singling you and your corp out
>claim CCP’s Monthly Economic Report was made to send hunters your way
>complain about having to defend space now that it’s more accessible (even though that's just 90% of the endgame of EVE)
>claim you personally ordered the torching of player structures (lol no you didn’t)
>MS Paint rant on stream, upload to YouTube Short

Here's the pattern: join community, charm a few, shit on it when people don’t bow to you.

Loru has a video picking his story apart, but his viewers hare smoothbrained and take everything for granted.
Anonymous No.717720443 [Report]
>>717720312
I still can't get over his main shtick of "just make games bro" when he made a pretty barebones shmup and doesn't work on his RPG.
Also, he had a speech once of "Don't make your dream game straight away as your first game" which is true, that is good advice for the majority of people, but he did that with his *second* game which isn't much better.
Anonymous No.717720510 [Report]
>>717720312
It's so funny how he has the same patter behavior on every online community. He quit, to my knowledge, WoW, Ashes of Creation and EVE online EXACTLY the same way.
Anonymous No.717720609 [Report]
>>717720312
He didn't do the fake voice at first, he did it later on and said he went through a "second puberty"
Anonymous No.717720671 [Report]
>>717720327
I'd say his big mistake was trying to misrepresent a guy that's just generally authentic. The juxtaposition between him and Ross made it all the more apparent how much of a rat he is
Anonymous No.717720824 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Interesting… if the game is this good, someone ought to write a Wikipedia article about it.
Anonymous No.717720920 [Report] >>717721279
Can someone with more code experience tell me if this is a better way of writing dialogue/game event flags?
>Have some sort of dialogue file and a game event flag file
>Make a function that imports those game flags from the into an array with a key/value pair.
>The dialogue files includes details like flags that are required for it to show, next possible lines etc.
>Have a function that finds the correct line of dialogue, pull the information needed from the line it exists on, then check the flag key/value pairs to see what effects that dialogue has
>This way, the only thing that you would need to modify is the source dialogue/flag files since everything is just read off of those.
It's probably not a great solution, I only got serious about coding recently, but surely this is already a better method than what Mr. Figtree has done.
Anonymous No.717721279 [Report] >>717721449
>>717720920
Nigga, just use a tree. Every option only needs to know it's parents and it's descendants.
Anonymous No.717721356 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
I like Earthbound as much as the next guy, but it has inspired so many cancerous indie rpgs.
Anonymous No.717721449 [Report]
>>717721279
That anon's method could be for dynamically building a tree, unless if I am reading his method wrong.
Anonymous No.717722191 [Report]
Champions of breakfast is the greatest bullet hell game ever made, could only be made by an industry veteran with no less than 50 years experience at least!
Anonymous No.717722223 [Report]
>>717706148
https://vocaroo.com/1gNnqNBiojFq
Anonymous No.717722280 [Report]
>>717716330
I miss when people called it trolling. I hate zoomers.
Anonymous No.717722297 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Anonymous No.717722392 [Report] >>717722802
>>717702895 (OP)
isnt there only 1 single fight in this entire EA game? lmao
Anonymous No.717722451 [Report]
I know it's a low hanging fruit to make fun of the creator but even without all the associated drama the game is genuinely awful.
Anonymous No.717722802 [Report] >>717722950
>>717722392
Watch it chud, 1 fight (that you're scripted to lose) and another fight that's half finished!

So more like at least 1 fight and a half
Anonymous No.717722950 [Report] >>717723179 >>717723373 >>717724306 >>717725201
>>717722802
lmfao, people paid a kickstarter for this

why does this faggot keep saying there are multiple paths and this is why it takes so long?

TWO FUCKING FIGHTS IN 2 AND A HALF HOURS OF GAMEPLAY

HAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.717723106 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Heartbound will never be good troon
Why the fuck do you no taste faggots shill every single game under the sun
Anonymous No.717723179 [Report] >>717723628
>>717722950
Yeah, so far the only deviating paths seems to be whether a character exists or not (Which... doesn't have much impact) and what choices your mum criticizes you for.
Doesn't seem that difficult to program that.
Anonymous No.717723190 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
Hey jason. You're a faggot.
Anonymous No.717723373 [Report]
>>717722950
supposedly he adds a handful of decisions for interactions with characters then those paths lead into a handful more then later at the end its all supposed to get referenced and result in different endings that totally wont just be 12 different words or simply
>...
>...
>.......
>.......
>... I'm sorry, scrimblo
and each of those will count as different paths and endings, and the programming isnt his issue its churning out the high quality, emotional writing
Anonymous No.717723628 [Report]
>>717723179
>Doesn't seem that difficult
It does when you realize the way he's coded it is to go back and process every decision made that's associated with it and check it all over again. So every time he adds a choice that interacts with later decisions, which is every single piece of dialogue, he's having to go back and rewrite everything there. Including any time he ever goes back to rewrite something for some reason, which every even slightly competent writer does. Not doing this breaks the game.
Add to the fact that it's dialogue, something that surprisingly he's confessed at not being good at (a rarity considering he pretends to be a god at everything he does) and you'll realize why the game will never be released even if he spent another 30 years working on it every day
Anonymous No.717723835 [Report] >>717723879
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO USE VARIABLES FOR LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE VALUE YOU PASS INTO A FUNCTION EVER
The level of intellect for Thor antis.
Anonymous No.717723879 [Report]
>>717723835
The fuck are you on about nigger?
Anonymous No.717723932 [Report]
this faggot is still on "vacation" lol
Anonymous No.717723967 [Report] >>717724048
>>717719213
>he actually got mad at the guy making a mini game about a streamer cockroach
Anonymous No.717724048 [Report] >>717724213 >>717724248
>>717723967
Is it actually illegal to take voice clips for the sake of parody? If that's the case, then every channel that animates clips from let's plays would be in deep shit.
Anonymous No.717724213 [Report] >>717724327
>>717724048
he didn't even use jason voice when he got the copyrighted
Anonymous No.717724248 [Report] >>717724327
>>717724048
Not for a video, which is where the clip came from. His voice was never even in the actual game.
Anonymous No.717724306 [Report]
>>717722950
It really goes to show how fucking shit Jason is, even deltarune has combat encounters constantly and each chapter is capped off by a boss and a secret hard boss despite being known as the streamer friendly wannabe VN game.
Anonymous No.717724320 [Report]
>>717706592
i hope so like why the fuck do we want these kind of people to return let alone succeed? that would signal more of clones of this shitter's behavior to propagate.
Anonymous No.717724327 [Report] >>717724409
>>717724213
>>717724248
But if it was in the game, would it be? I'm just trying to conceptualize on what level of "wrong" is Maldavius on.
In any case, he doesn't seem to like parodies at all.
Anonymous No.717724409 [Report]
>>717724327
I suspect it would be if it was monetized, yeah
Anonymous No.717724640 [Report]
>>717702895 (OP)
So, are you doing this for free or did Jason pay you to post here?
Anonymous No.717724883 [Report]
>>717716234
why is he losing a clean 10k subs every few days or is that how youtube reports it?
Anonymous No.717725201 [Report] >>717725289
>>717722950
For me? Its the one on the right
Anonymous No.717725289 [Report] >>717725414
>>717725201
shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.717725414 [Report]
>>717725289
Thats a bit aggressive?
Anonymous No.717725694 [Report]
>>717703043
It's always an Earthbound Rpg about depression
Anonymous No.717725773 [Report]
>>717703043
>earthbound inspired pixelshit RPGmaker
this shit was everywhere in the 2010's