Thread 717704029

Nintendo Switch 2 games like Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza have nobody online watching them 2 months after launch. Ontop of that, Mario Kart World lobbies are struggling to find full lobbies since the update that killed online

Despite Nintendo faking sales numbers, modern day nintendo games have ZERO people talking or playing them online so why would Nintendo fake them?

>>717704029 (OP)
MK8 >>>>>> MKW

>>717704029 (OP)
Based normies are satisfied with their switch 1 games already

>>717704029 (OP)
[Sad News]
OP is still a faggot

No one is playing MK either anymore, I tried playing today and its nothing but bot lobbies.

What are people even using their switch for? Netflix?

>>717704029 (OP)
This shit didn't even live a month FUCKING KEK

>>717704029 (OP)
Good this game doesn't deserve shit with how stupid Nintendo has been with it

>>717704147
Fpbp

>>717704029 (OP)
its over for nintendo...

>>717704029 (OP)
It has 2 games, one is Mario Kart, the other is a single player platformer. The fuck are they supposed to watch?

>>717704147
Unfortunately yes.

It's sad to see speedrunners trying to replicate the Mario Odyssey hype with DK. Literally no one cares about Bananza. Trihex is getting fewer viewers playing DK Bananza than just reading twitter posts for 2 hours.

>NOOO THERE AREN'T ENOUGH PEOPLE WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
that absolute state of video games

>>717705143
I don't know who that is nor do I care about speed running. Do people really care about twitch numbers?

>>717705143
Bananza's movement feels good but it doesn't have the level of depth Odyssey has with all of Mario's acrobatics and cappy actions, and Odyssey has a higher focus on platforming which is more entertaining to watch. Watching DK do the same awkward looking rock jumping techniques gets tiring.

>>717705309
You don't have to care about something to do comparisons using the data. Full retard logic.

>>717704029 (OP)
The yellowkikes tried o sue everybody for making videos about their games. Fuck Jewtenndo.

>>717705763
No because most people play singleplayer games alone/solo. Do you people need twitch validation or something?

>>717706464
What does Twitch have to do with playing games solo? Watching a Twitch stream isn't playing the game with someone

>>717706576
Why do these views or sometimes lack thereof matter? Shouldn't sales be the metric used to measure a games success not if some rando on twitch or youtube get views

>>717704029 (OP)
In today's even faster-paced trend-obsessed world, Games get about a week in the limelight at most and that's it, forgotten.
Triple A has no place in this world. Only quirky, low-budget indie games laden with sex-appeal will be able to survive.

shitch poo lost and got raped

Rest in Piss Mario Kart World

[faggot news] Today OP posted another shitty thread

>>717704029 (OP)
>775
First off
>twitch viewers
lmao.

Secondly. Why don't you check the current numbers?

>>717704029 (OP)
>using Twitch views as a metric for how good a game is
I fucking hate zoomers. Even vgchartz posting was better than this broccoli faggotry.

>>717704147
>MKW
>$80
>30 tracks

>MK8D + DLC
>$85
>96 tracks

Objectively true. MK8D is far superior to MKW, even before you factor in that MKW is an unnecessary, empty open world game. Nobody in the history of playing Mario Kart has ever thought "that race was fun, but I wish I had to get on the highway and drive to the next race instead of just loading to it in seconds"

>>717710051
Shortcat has almost 4k viewers on youtube as well.

>>717704029 (OP)
nobody wants to have games spoiled for them

>>717704029 (OP)
literally all of the big mario kart streamers stream on youtube

>>717709281
>MUST
>DEFEND
>SONY

>Nobody watching games means nobodyi's playing it.
OP is dumb.

>>717711153
>>717709281
>>717709149
>>717708082
>>717704029 (OP)

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

I know right?

>>717704193
I'm glad wojak got ear surgery in those 2 years.

>>717714465
Snoys don't even like Sony. No one with any dignity pledges their allegiance to a corporation. That's why everyone makes fun of Tendies, for their foolish zealousy in handing over their livelihoods to a company that seemingly loathes them with how many anti-consumer decisions they've made in this year alone.

>>717716016
>how many anti-consumer decisions they've made in this year alone.
like what?

>>717716135
Broke niggas not being able to afford it and I guess piratefags getting console banned

>>717717031
getting banned from online*

>>717716016
>Snoys don't even like Sony. No one with any dignity pledges their allegiance to a corporation. That's why everyone makes fun of Tendies, for their foolish zealousy in handing over their livelihoods to a company that seemingly loathes them with how many anti-consumer decisions they've made in this year alone.

>>717717287
You're the one sucking cock for free nigga.

>>717717391

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717717391
why didnt you answer my question? >>717716135

>>717717391
And you've been seething over a toy company for the past eight years lol

>>717716016
Snoys are thrice the cult tendies are. Don’t kid yourself, shitskin.

>>717704029 (OP)
People don't watch live streams of games that they're actually playing themselves for once.

>>717716135
Price hikes that make the entire industry more expensive (during a recession)
“Physical copies” that are just key cards that don’t actually have the game on them
Raising price of their other console
Bricking devices for non first party applications (including pretty innocuous ones)
stupid bans
Refusing to acknowledge their joycons break very easily, including going to court over this and using their money to deny reality and fuck people over
Differential pricing between Japan and the rest of the world
Suing people for making games with somewhat similar concepts to their own

>>717704029 (OP)
That's nice, but it doesn't change the fact that as of Thursday Sony is officially no longer focusing on being hardware-centric and will instead focus on releasing their games on Switch 2, Xbox and PC going forward much like Sega back in the 2000s

This is false retard. Check out this thing called hololive. Millions of people watching them play Mario Kart every week. The Nintendo audience isn't on twitch.

>>717704147
>MK8 >>>>>> MKW
They're basically the same game with different tracks retard. Wouldn't say there's any difference in track quality either, both about equal. The only major differences are the introduction of knockout rally and MKW being 1440p compared to 1080p for 8, which is very noticeable on larger TVs.

>>717705112
Fast Fusion and Survival Kids are also available.

>>717721059
price hikes like what? a single $80 game?
nintendo didnt start the key card trend
the switch went up in price because of tariffs
boohoo pirate bitch
see above
>Refusing to acknowledge their joycons break very easily, including going to court over this and using their money to deny reality and fuck people over
I've literally sent mine in and had them fixed for free. stop lying
>nintendo bad because copyrights exist
0/10, try again

Nintendo doesn't bot twitch like chinese companies do, they can sell their evergreen games without trying to instill a fear of missing out on the stupid and impressionable

>>717721059
>price hikes
to the standard that sony set years ago
womp womp
>physical copies that are just downloads
Which sony has been doing for years. At least these carts let you resell the game. womp womp
>raising the price
You mean like how sony raised the price of their piss console 3 times in 2 years? And their online sub (mandatory) 2 times in 2 years? Womp womp
>bricking
Not a thing. Literal fake news. Womp womp
>stupid bans
getting banned for piracy is not stupid, and sony does the same. womp womp
>refusing to [schizo rambling fanfic]
womp womp
>regional pricing.
Just like sony then. womp womp.
>sueing for [fanfic]
Maybe dont publicly brag that all your games are just nintendo ripoffs then, pocketshart. womp womp

You're still a raped n gaped macaco btw;

>>717704029 (OP)
Watching people drive intermissions got boring, watching people sandbag got boring, watching the congested tracks get clogged up with random bullshit got boring, frequent chaos just means less room for skill to be involved, it's like smash with items, at a certain point no one cares.

.Also watch any of the streams of the top streamers playing it (except dunkey who was doing time trials), they were all pissed off all the time and got sick of it.

>>717704029 (OP)
>Despite Nintendo faking sales numbers
Snoys have no self aware at all, are they even human?

People want to play Nintendo games, not watch them, there's no point in watching a game that's 100% gameplay, you have to play it. Watching TLOU gets you the same experience as playing it for example.

tendie xisters....

>>717721059
The entire post of yours is stupid but this line in particular has taken my attention
>Differential pricing between Japan and the rest of the world
Why would you complain about this?
Japan's economy has gone pretty bad with the yen becoming of lesser value compared to the american dollar and euro (I don't doubt other currencies are stronger albeit to a lesser extent), but the Japanese people still pay the same price as we do on the console hardware and games, if not actually higher. You bitch about the price hikes, but the Japanese have already bought console games in their equivalent of 80 bucks, sometimes a hundred in certain cases (such as a SMT game for instance), for a long time.

Yeah if you can read things in moonrunes, there is a very good advantage to buy things from Japan these days as a gaijin. Doesn't mean however the Japanese folks are paying anything cheaper in their point of view, they do not.

what went wrong?

>>717704147
this is sad considering 8 was already shit