Thread 717706960

>plug into video game
>every single sensation in that game is transferred to you 1:1, as if it was reality
>you can't unplug until you beat it
>if you game over you die irl
which game do you boot up first?

Summertime Saga

>>717706960 (OP)
Prey (2006)

>>717706960 (OP)
honeypop

MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, STEVE

>>717706960 (OP)
>if you game over you die irl
Why

When I was a kid I had a dream where everyone had a gba slot in the back of their heads so they could play it in their heads.

>>717706960 (OP)
The Sex Orgasm Torture Chamber.

The First Descendant because I could skinwalk as a sexy woman & the game is easy to beat without dying

>>717707072
Meet n HUH???

>>717706960 (OP)
SAO Hollow Realization (I'll die to the first NM)

>>717706960 (OP)
reipurei

>>717706960 (OP)
Skyrim with rape defeat mods, devious devices, and cursed loot :^) also a femboy mod

>>717706960 (OP)
Glitter Invitation

>>717706960 (OP)
Youmaen

>>717706960 (OP)
Kiwame Quest

Literally any game in which you simply end up back home with half your money gone.

Gradius 3 so I can finally die doing something I hate

>>717706960 (OP)
Amorous

>>717706960 (OP)
koikatsu

Orc Massage, duh.
>but you can't BEAT Orc Massage
and?

>>717706960 (OP)
Hummingbird is the only correct answer.

>>717706960 (OP)
Any game by David "Game overs are a faliure of the game designers" Cage

I'M A COMIN ASHLEY

>>717707046
Smartest post itt.

>>717707141
yeah but now your cheeks are clapping while you walk. still feel like gaming?

>>717706960 (OP)
i would say a porn game, but its a lie, i would go for the most mushy as fuck romance game and try to experience love.
if the world has let me so damaged that feeling love is not an option anymore, then i will go for a game where i can have the most excruciating suffering for the rest of my life.

>>717706960 (OP)
Cunny Simulator (you win by cumming)

>>717707014
fpbp

>>717706960 (OP)
some porno game lmao

>>717707217
twitching fluffy pom pom tail ToT

>>717707427
>Everyday is a great day
>Steady job
>hot chicks literally throwing themselves at him
Mr Orc has it great.

>>717706960 (OP)
You also get 15 second ads in your brain per 30 minutes.

>>717706960 (OP)
Unteralter

>>717707487
educate me
i played to completion and i don't get it

>>717706960 (OP)
world of warcraft

>>717706960 (OP)
IWBTG

>>717707427
you can't beat orc massage in this scenario
it's literally the perfect fantasy

>>717706960 (OP)
Futa Dick, Dine & Dash

>>717707857
There is no death/game over state. You just kill ghosts to respawn yourself.

>>717707857
NTA but I guess he's referring to the fact that the plot twist in Prey 2006 is basically the OP's scenario except instead of a video game the protag is inside of a realistic simulation meant to teach him empathy.

Sekiro
I can almost beat that game blind and killing all these bosses must feel absolutely amazing.

>>717707980
WAit no I'm retarded, that's Prey 2017.

>>717706960 (OP)
Game over you say. We'll I guess I'll have some fun adventures in the souls games.
>"B-but you di-"
Not a game over :^)

Dark Souls 1 with strategic use of the darksign and online co-op.

Some Pokemon game.

>>717707014
>Summertime Saga
Fool's answer, you'll never unplug because you can never beat it.

>>717706960 (OP)
Morrowind.

>>717708141
oh no how horrible haha

>>717706960 (OP)
How is "beating it" defined? Even games with strict endings frequently have extra content

>>717708141
>you can never beat it.
He'll beat it alright.

>>717706960 (OP)
ape escape 3

>>717706960 (OP)
One of the Harvest Moon titles. All the exercise will make me fit. And you can't die in the games. Most that can happen, is you pass out from exhaustion. And then someone always comes to rescue you.

I'll also be able to eat a bunch of great dishes with fresh ingredients.

>>717707014
You can't unplug until you beat it. And Summertime Saga is in perpetual development. You can never beat the game. You're stuck in there forever.

>dood, I get to have sex until I die! That's awesome!
It will get boring very quickly. You're not living inside of the world. You don't get dynamic experiences. You get the same scripted material again and again. Unable to break the loop, because you can't beat the game.

I WILL NEVER FUCKING EVER LET THEM IMPLANT A CHIP IN MY HEAD

>>717708346
too late

>>717708309
>One of the Harvest Moon titles.
You failed to get a wife year one and they kick you out of the town, killing you irl.

>>717706960 (OP)
One of the Star Trek games. Then the first thing i do is go to the holodeck and play holo-life games all day.

>>717706960 (OP)
By that time you could just upload the memories of billions games without even playing them

>>717708309
>You're not living inside of the world. You don't get dynamic experiences
wrong

>>717708420
The OP doesn't say you live in that game's world, you play the game as the MC and feel all his sensations. If the game doesn't have all the holodeck simulations, then you can't do it

>>717708420
This isn't a Going Into Games machine, this is a, "you feel what's happening on the screen" game. You're still playing the game, with a keyboard and mouse, and you can look around your room.

DENNOU
SENKI
VIRTUAL-ON

shit like this is always retarded because why should I shove shit into my fucking brain to experience something instead of doing something that doesn't involve invasive surgery

>>717706960 (OP)
F.E.A.R.

>>717708416
I'm already aware of that risk, so of course I'm going to get a wife.

>>717706960 (OP)
being a dik

>>717706960 (OP)
Smtiva for asahi cunny. A lil risky but definitely wont die if I stay overleveled.

>>717708625
>why should I shove shit into my fucking brain to experience something instead of doing something that doesn't involve invasive surgery
I dunno man it'd feel pretty great to go balls deep in Roxxy.

>>717708625
what if it was like the matrix and you could download new skills in seconds

>>717706960 (OP)
You should have stipulated that it not be a porn game.

>>717708346
>Inhales nano machines
Now what?

>>717708634
ALMA rapes you and you get shot a few times.
That sounds like a bit of a shit trade off for the rape.

>>717706960 (OP)
Rapelay

>>717708890
I said FEAR not FEAR 2. Let me explode clones in office rooms with slo mo

Pong

world of warcraft (classic)
human male rogue

Does game over in games without lives just mean dying once? Either way, real answer is probably a walking sim with no fail state to make sure I survive, and most games I play are filled with pain and terrible smells.
But if I'd feel risky, I'd go with MGR:R cuz it would be awesome to be Raiden, and I'm pretty good at it.

>>717708786
Right? All these unoriginal gooner fucks deserve the rope. Pick a game with mechanics you retards.

>>717709121
Porn games have more mechanics than whatever AAAslop you wanted people to post

>>717706960 (OP)
A rpgmaker vore game.

>>717709121
pleb

>>717708790
>exhales nano machines
Checkmate

>>717706960 (OP)
Minecraft.

>>717708523
But sight and sound and touch are sensations...

>>717709240
lyl

>>717708746
you would you get hacked instantly and someone would dump data bombs on your brain, causing you to bloat like akira.

>>717706960 (OP)
Karryn's Prison

Dark souls, there's no game over and only lose when you give up, but id go insane dying over and over again...

>>717708625
it's the first step, eventually this kind of hardware will be like a hat or headphones and non-intrusive.
in the future i can envision a device that works by quantum entangling itself into your brain instead of being physically wired into it, but we gotta start with the wires first.

>>717709520
I quantum entangle my anus and your mouth.

>>717706960 (OP)
>every single sensation in that game is transferred to you 1:1, as if it was reality
>if you game over you die irl
You knew exactly what kind of games people are going to post here.
What a barely camoflaged hgamethread

>>717709382
>>717708746
>Go on Livewire
>Download "Master_Karate.exe"
>It's Daisy's Destruction
>From Daisy's POV

when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..it's like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life

>>717709121
Fun thing is half of them either don't have an endstate or aren't finished, so they're not even viable choices.

>>717706960 (OP)
Rance

>>717709121
Mechanic simulator

>>717706960 (OP)
Jalopy.
>drive a shitbox car from germany to turkey
>can't even die in the game but assuming things are fetal then just don't crash your car
>sleeping in hotels and eating sausages and wine for food
I'd live like a king for a few weeks until I fixed the car up enough to do the drive. My win condition would be getting to Turkey and back.

>>717709627
>be sleeping on board the matrix ship
>someone jacks into my head and downloads a petabyte of sissy hypno into my brain

>>717709452
Don't you play as Karryn

>>717709654
>so they're not even viable choices
OP never said I have to beat it, just that I can't unplug. Being "stuck" in a perfect world is a viable choice

>>717709697
>Ctrl + F
>Rance
>1 result
My man

So many people not realizing you're just playing the game normally while having all sensations transferred, you don't get VR-transported into the world
The correct pick is some game you can beat in 5 minutes without being hit

>>717709861
Pokemon or dark souls then idc

>>717706960 (OP)
Breeders of the Nephelym.
And I'll be a dwarf.

club penguin

>>717708634
BASED

>>717708890
secondary

>>717709861
>The correct pick is some game you can beat in 5 minutes without being hit
Would you play a game where you get viciously beaten in the first 5 minutes of the game, but later on you get a fully-animated sex scene with a prime young Lara Croft?

Mr. Shifty, I wanna know what BAMFing feels like

>>717709996
You gonna get throatfucked by futas son

>>717709732
I'm doubling up and saying Obenseuer too.
>slum it in a box hotel and eating frozen meals until my apartment is clean enough to live in
>sell excess furniture for easy cash and rent out shitty apartments to lowlives for more
>live comfortably as i slowly become a slumlord to other tenants
I'd just have to try and not die of radiation poisoning in the mines and wear a mask when cleaning shit to not get the mushroom virus, but both of them can be treated in game so cash is king in this.

>>717709996
>choosing to be a manlet

>>717709861
It's a question that tests your survival priorities. Many here will die in a blissful eternity of 0.2 alpha, trapped. The truth is that you must return to reality to collect on the lawsuit over this, then find a real 3d wife. Objectively, the most painless game is the correct answer. Our pain tolerance remains the same, and vidya damage may break our mind.

Don't Shit Your Pants

>>717706960 (OP)
Tribal Hunter

>>717710156
This looks cool

>>717710704
>Feel up people plugged into vidya brain chairs

>>717709797
Have fun starving to death in your self induced coma.

>>717710704
Imagine niggers finding out about this. Imagine dying in your sim challenge because a nigger broke in and yanked the headset off your brain midlink.

>>717706960 (OP)
Corruption Of Champions

>>717706960 (OP)
Surprised nobody said modded Skyrim yet. Or modded Oblivion. If the worlds were seen with their full scale rather than the reduced one from the games it would be fucking awesome, but would require you to play smart until you become a demi-god.

>>717710904
>YO THIS NIGGA THINKS HE'S NEO *yanks*

>get so used to the game world you develop musclememory for all your skills and powers
>come back to the real world and it all just werks

>>717706960 (OP)
Honey Select with mods

>>717706960 (OP)
Playing a porn game or some shit not because I'm a pervert because my actual favorite games is shit like Dark Souls and Fallout and Dead Space and Resident Evil the smell and sensations would be horrible and I'm fucking dying.

>>717710865
>>717710904
>Rapes and nigger crime increase 10x
Brain jackin gets banned

EZ

>>717711201
>Mod those games with porn and a no smell mod
>RE5 with sheva modded to have fat tits, oiled skin bikini with thong and sex prompt
ez

One of those H-games where you play as a huge titty woman getting raped by fat bastards like Karry's Prison or Endless Summer

>>717710704
Imagine the ads. Imagine the commercials. Imagine the government regulation. Imagine having to download bootleg waifu mods to ensure your in-game "partner" has breasts bigger than mild handfuls. Imagine getting rejected by your waifu because people insisted on including a Consent modifier. Imagine every woman is ugly or cartoonish because they can't be "photorealistic" because of the "implications." Imagine needing to pay real money for game time, like Logan's Run only gayer. Imagine seeing brown people getting all the game time they want because "trauma" or something. Imagine seeing your commune of "white" players get bulldozed by the devs because of antisemitism or something.

Imagine seeing something beautiful, and watching it destroyed by decadence.

If I can't pick a sex game, then Oddworld because infinite lives.
If I can pick a sex game then I pick my own VN set in a fantasy world I created where I can fuck centaurs, goblins, dragons, etc, and traps, dickgirls, and futanari are possible alongside super sexy women and musclebabes.

>>717711557
>muscular dickgirls
nice job doofus now your pelvis is shattered and you're wheelchair bound. ready for round 2?

>>717711965
Anon it's a fantasy world, everyone has perfectly tight arses that can stretch as much as they need to, goblins are shortstack cocksleeves that can take entire centaur horsecocks with zero issue.

>>717712070
you're telling a goblin girl is totally fine being turned into a sentient cylinder?

I would rather blow my fucking brains out than let ((((((((((technology)))))))))))) have direct access to my mind.

>>717712189
The pleasure she would feel would be astronomical and then when the centaur has an explosive orgasm she or he will shoot off the cock like a bottle rocket.

>>717706960 (OP)
>which game do you boot up
I'll live inside this one

>>717706960 (OP)
Why would anybody want this when most video games focus around nothing but negative experiences? It'd be never ending pain and exhaustion.

>>717711489
Troons are going to be life-addicted to their avatar personas *see vrchat. It will be a fine service because only normalfags will play in to the neutered official version. Tendies will reguarly be found months after their death rotting in bed. Us who are in the know, we'll pirate, hack, and mod our experience, be refreshed, and log out for the day to go live. Its kind of like how vidya is now really.

>>717712504
not all of them. imagine if you were in binding of isaac!

>>717706960 (OP)
LiS 1 to partake in lesbian sex and then leave.

>>717706960 (OP)
Gal Gun 2, i can ace the game without issue

Dominions 6. I'm an almighty god and SP AI is piss-easy.

>>717706960 (OP)
ntrpg 2

>>717706960 (OP)
>which game do you boot up first?
Animal crossing wild world.

>>717713304
you'd live in 192p? damn

>Buddy Simulator
>Stand up in front of the sentient computer program and tell it that I love it while stroking my cock until I blow viscous baby batter all over the monitor.

if the game's logic still applies, then Skyrim because frankly, that world must be an absolute blast to live in as an adventurer
i'd get to experience all kinds of adventures at a very low risk

>>717707347
>die in the loving arms of your anime waifu
Better than dying for a cucked nation playing second fiddle to another.

>>717706960 (OP)
>Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
Finally, I can marry the redheaded love of my life…

>>717707046
While sensible, this game would be torture for a lot of it. Dying and vomiting to all that alien shit is a bad time.

That's pretty much what braindances were supposed to be like in cyberpunk minus the dying part. Kinda sucks how the game portrays them

>>717714304
how does it compare to animal parade?

>>717706960 (OP)
Doing Doki Literature Club

>>717707141
>forgetting the episode where you had to over prep for group bosses because everyone around you is retarded and you have to carry them
if it's TFD at launch then godspeed

>>717712361
You'd still not get an Areelu romance path.

>>717706960 (OP)
none
Microsoft Windows 15 has mandatory updates. I'll be updating for next 20 min.

>>717715503
>power goes out
>system files get corrupted

>>717706960 (OP)
Tamanin
Nameless Orc
Rape Ingrid
>tfw you finna definitely die
Yeah but worth it

>>717706960 (OP)
Ahh, time to relax after my 10 hour shift at the warehouse

>>717717092
>company hacks this game to make you work an actual Forklift while you think you are playing

>>717712361
deported for underage

>>717717191
>install rape mods
heh, nothin' personnel kid (diddled)

>>717715595
ai gen?

System shock 2

>>717718159
>Forklift prongs are dicks
>Pallets are unwilling women
whoa

The concept falls apart of the game isn't a traditional 1st/3rd person. Management games are pretty much free wins.

Fable 1, 2, 3

>>717706960 (OP)
No thanks
I want to temporarily escape the shit realities of this timeline, not make fake shit seem real altogether
Immersionfags will never truly be satisfied

>>717707014
>dies of STDs
rip anon

>>717707556
Kek, no I guess not.

>>717706960 (OP)
Something easy like pokemon so I can't die in irl life

>>717706960 (OP)
The Sims 4 with my full suite of porn mods

>>717706960 (OP)
Uhhh... Far Cry 4?

>>717722394
who tf plays sims with porn mods??

>>717722782
me nigga

black souls 2 duh

>>717722782
>who tf plays sims with porn mods??
ATF

>>717706960 (OP)
A cunny vn

>>717710074
I'm pretty sure that's his goal

>>717710237
Unironically best answer in the thread, assuming you don't want to go full isakai and live in a video game world. Literally just take off your pants and you can't lose, and the game is over in less than 2 minutes so you can be back to the real world again. Then wait for whatever God awful bug makes you die in real life when you die in the game to get fixed before playing more with it.

>>717706960 (OP)
Tribal Hunter

>>717706960 (OP)
>which game do you boot up first?
The Sims 4

>>717723848
You are def gonna get popped my dude

Honestly in order to avoid wiseguys who try to pick a game you can't explicitly die in, it should be 'if you reach a fail state in any way, you die in real life'

>>717706960 (OP)
Dark Souls

>>717724000
>Accidentally boots it up with the mumbai dlc

>>717707014
This but living with sister instead

>>717706960 (OP)
The Genesis Order

>>717724329
Ok, I'll stick with the Sims 4

>>717707072
>tough right thigh before left thigh
>fucking die

>>717706960 (OP)
Modded skyrim

Okay but like how would Pikmin work? If one singular Pikmin dies, do I die?

>>717707072
That's it, I'm outta here!

What gooner game should I play tonight? I was thinking of trying out the newer build of Daily Lives of my Countryside.
Also, when the hell is 2.0 coming out for LostLife?

>>717706960 (OP)
Super Deepthroat

>>717725598
if one dies you lose like, a couple million cells at random

>>717706960 (OP)
Sayonara Wild Hearts, or Minecraft (even though you could receive damage and pain, it should be easy enough to beat it now that I know everything about the game)

>>717706960 (OP)
could you get over it with a game that doesn't have a traditional game over screen? Like in Dark Souls you die, but you never "game over". I mean yeah that sounds like the worst example, but DS1 also has a bunch of exploits that were never patched so becoming SL710 with max stats and +15 weapons out the gate is actually pretty easy.

>>717706960 (OP)
Kirby or Custer's Revenge or Doki Doki Literature Club

>>717706960 (OP)
Dark Souls 1 for the luls

>>717706960 (OP)
For sure like a simple walking simulator just to get an idea of what it's like.

>>717706960 (OP)
Probably Deus Ex, which is really one of the easiest games ever once you've played it a bit, assuming I can pick easy or normal difficulty. Just play cautiously to the story and choose the Illuminati ending and voila, you're now one of the most powerful and indestructible men on the planet.

>>717706960 (OP)
DOA5. Won't die and can enjoy getting my ass kicked by hot chicks.

Madness project nexus

Either Armored Core or Warhammer 40k Space Marine. I will die in glorious battle. Life is not my goal.

>>717706960 (OP)
One of those coomer visual novel type games (preferably the 3D ones with animations and stuff) that auto resolve everything by just pressing the space bar or clicking (assuming one gets experience everything described or viewed and not just the text, lmao). Also assuming one could "speed" up everything by quickly skipping part as one do by spam clicking or pressing.
Get to goon and feel everything at max speed, in just a few minutes to an hour, or a few at most.
Efficient

>>717708790
Make the mother of all omelets, anon

>>717724567
I'd remove the ladder in the pool senpai
let me sleep

>>717709996
Why would you play as a manlet when you are already one?
Better play as a futa so you can experience two things you have not experiences before, fucking and getting fucked.

honestly, probably one of those shitty comfy games where you trade an apple everyday for a hot waifu.
you never die, just pass out and wake up in bed.
depending on what 'beating' the game means, i could either drop out whenever i wanted (finish the main quest that takes 20 minutes to talk through) or never (finish all the collectables, date everyone, harvest every crop)
and best of all, you're basically required to be a shut in loser 99% of the game, runnin from mine to farm to forge without ever talking to a human, except to give them an apple or rock.

>>717710904
>nogger is to dump to remember he's playing nigga simulator

>Farcry 4
Just shit in the chair for like 10 minutes, do what you were supposed to do and win the gaem and you get to experience the clean air of the himalayas

>>717707978
I mean.. it'll still hurt getting gunned down over and over.

>everquest
>"y yes this is sweet!"
>go to hail a guard
>ha
>game over

>>717706960 (OP)
>Boot up
>Accidentally boot happy wheels.
>cant log out.

>>717723848
this guy gets it

>>717728137
>armored core
>dies to a tutorial boss
So much for your glory

>>717729602
AC's are only weak in gameplay. In the actual power scaling AC's are so strong that the moment you show up on the field literally everyone goes, "IS THAT A FUCKING AC?" including other AC's.

>>717706960 (OP)
Idk something cool that I can't experience irl, probably Mass Effect 1 or No Man's Sky. It's ok if I die, beats what I'm doing now. Boring answer is Forza Horizon

>>717706960 (OP)
Degrees of Lewdity
>100% female
>100% with pussy
>100% pale skin
Yep, it's school time.

>>717711120
Assassin's Creed.

>>717706960 (OP)
Monster Girl Dreams
>but it's not finished you'll be stuck
And????

>>717707467
Absolutely incredible taste anon

>>717706960 (OP)
SSX/THPS/Sakte series for max fun and no death since the characters are functionally immortal and bones stitch themselves back together.

>>717706960 (OP)
Koikatsu.

>>717706960 (OP)
Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction.
and I play a Necromancer... or maybe a Paladin. I'd have to think about that one a bit more. perha[s charging would be more fun than summoning my skelebros.

probably a short game, i don't want my diaper to leak.

>>717731714
Small budding breasts... erotic...

>>717730076
Bleeding Effect is a bitch though, and apparently the effect is sometimes literal
I think I'll just stick to a regular console or PC instead of trying to paint the walls with my guts

>>717707467
you play as ashley thoughbeit

>>717708156
Probably this. I just need to be able to cast recall with a 100% rate.

>you encounter a game breaking bug or the game crashes
>die
no thanks

>>717707556
>Gaming?

>>717722782
who doesn't?

>>717706960 (OP)
How does this work with genres like real time or turn based strategy?

>>717706960 (OP)
Doom Eternal Ultra-Nightmare beacuse im a gigachad

>>717734297
Presumably you get to enjoy your palace and send out orders to orderlies

>>717708141
>you'll never unplug because you can never beat it.

>>717734412
Neat, stellaris in that case, beeline straight for cosmogenesis.

>>717706960 (OP)
>oblivion remake
my high level battlemage isn't likely to die and I only have a few main story quests left that I've been saving so I won't be stuck too long

>>717734182
as someone who has this achievement, once your past early game its easy af

>>717706960 (OP)
How does this work for squad based stuff (XCOM, sports game, 4 niggas in a row, etc) and RTS? Feeling the sensation of all your base belonging to us?

>>717706960 (OP)
>Hair coming out from UNDERNEATH the port.
This upsets me immensely. Shave all the hair off around the damn thing.

>>717722782
Women.

>>717734671
you end up being a lakatu camera thing with no legs.

>>717734698
You wouldn't need to shave around the thing because it'll be part scar tissue and part open wound.

>>717714308
I'd be having sex with the doors and if I had any leeway in going off track of the plot I'd become one with the Sphere in a heartbeat.

>>717706960 (OP)
ME2, I'll side with Morinth and then have her kill me by experiencing the greatest pleasure known to man

>Crusader Kings 2
Can’t really game over unless my entire family goes extinct, so I think I’m pretty safe in that regard.
Do I bodyjack the next person in line of succession when my current character dies?
Do I experience this at in-game speed, or have I just cursed myself to 700 years as a body-jumping ghost?

>>717735289
Bodyjacker, and you experience the passage of time in real time, not at the game's tickrate.

>>717706960 (OP)
palworld, and I just stay there

Oblivion, the skooma trade would be booming

>>717707014
This but monster girl dreams.
All the eternal playtime and none of the wegh

>>717706960 (OP)
SEQUEL asylum

>>717706960 (OP)
This is literally the plot of NMH: Travis Strikes Again and it's pure kino.

>>717706960 (OP)
A (straight) porn game (that can be beaten) where you can't die.

Any other answer is full retard.

>>717706960 (OP)
The Dead Space remake, plug me in to that stinky, scary fucking nightmare so I can hear and feel my plasma cutter taking limbs off and my mighty foot crushing skulls. Fuck the difficulty, I'm good enough at it that I'll die of a heart attack before a Necromorph gets me.

>>717706960 (OP)
Princess Trainer

Journey.

>>717709768
yes, and?

>>717706960 (OP)
Elon put me in, PUT ME IN, PUT-MEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!

>>717737775
>Carnal Instinct
>In Heat
My nigga, nice taste.

>>717708037
Was about to say this, just a free month to cum inside a bunch of different girls nonstop.

>>717737775
Poppi sex.

>>717737063
yea sure, name one.

>>717707427
There is literally no downside here unless you suck at rhythm games.

>>717706960 (OP)
Rapelay.

>>717706960 (OP)
Unironically? Warcraft, but i would have 2 main objectives:
-To open a literary and vocab institute sio that characters no longer speak in that paused retarded way
-if i start from vanilla, do everything in my power to shift the lore to be ever so slightly less retarded

>>717709747
i think i've read a doujin or two like this

>>717738914
>can't even make it out of the starting zone because of debilitating pain from the wounds you suffered fighting the first wolf

>>717706960 (OP)
>mario
>walk into goomba on purpose
>sweet release

>>717707217
Gaia online, what a throwback.

>>717706960 (OP)
Is it even possible to have USB-socket type implants installed in your body without constantly worrying about infection around the edges

>>717706960 (OP)
Dead or Alive volleyball

>>717709240
masterful play, sir

>>717706960 (OP)
>all these lamer cooooomers
unironically I would play god of war 2018 if I had the power of Kratos

>>717729858
>not 100% with dick
rookie mistake, anon

>>717739327
>mama mia! is this-a-eternal nothingness!?!?! waaawaaaaaaaaaaah! *falls offscreeen in 3 dimensions*

>>717706960 (OP)
>VR hellscape
I'd wait for the inevitable sensation-focused genre of games to pop up and choose one of those. No regular game would be worth it, not even the comfier ones.
>isekai scenario
Animal Parade or bust.

>>717738914
i think op implies you just play the game as is, except you experience it as if it were real. not that you are magically sent into the game world and can freely interact with it ignoring game mechanics

>>717706960 (OP)
LISA

>>717706960 (OP)
monster hunter is objectively the best fun-to-risk ratio you could have with this
>countless quests to engage with
>huters are already superhuman freaks who barely faint even after being blasted with a massive draconic laser beam, so no risk of dying whatsoever (save freak cases but they're incredibly rare in the games)
>even then you can just bail out of a quest anytime you want before you fail
>hot bitches and king sized feasts included in the package

>>717739430
No. You'd have all the issues of osseointegration prosthetics with the added risk of infections potentially crossing the blood-brain barrier.

>>717706960 (OP)
Dark Souls because Im a masochist

>>717741827
yeah but you can build up an immunity by thinking really hard which tightens the barrier

>>717708103
Since respawning is canon, doesn't that make a game over impossible?

Huniepop

>>717706960 (OP)
>boot up system
>plug in
>accidentally start Runescape to check merching
>tfw there is no such thing as "beating" MMOslop

>>717709861
The issue is that the scenario of "normal vidya time but if you get hit it hurts" is fucking boring outside of quick fap scenario so everyone is just going for the more interesting alternative

>>717706960 (OP)
Ideally a porn game without failstates but realistically probably Pokemon, travelling and physically interacting with my mons is comfy.

>>717742562
quest cape

>>717743732
arbitrary opinion

>>717743732
objective opinion

>>717743732
correct opinion

>>717718402
this dude just having a good time as intended

sell me on runescape or i'll sell your soul