Its Saturday and that means its time to get spawncamped for 15 minutes in TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders


>For Sunday Night, its time to learn the optimal track routes and save .05 seconds on your second lap in BallisticNG
https://store.steampowered.com/app/473770/BallisticNG/

want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

>>717709235 (OP)

buy me bng

>>717709464
request blueponcho for a handout

>>717709235 (OP)

hold the line I'm declogging my intestines

>>717709235 (OP)
bumo

>>717710462
DO NOT ORDER THE BRISKET WHOPPER, IM FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE RIGHT NOW

who am i raping today

16 anons ordering the BRISKET whopper through the official /v/an app !motd

>>717712613
uncle badass

I can see why most soldiers just go base jumper air strike here

>My Pokebro Overmunch starts to act distant again
>I ask him what's wrong
>he tells me he's just sad about not having a girlfriend and moping around in bed
>I try to console him but he blocks me and I see him get on Deep Rock Galactic, TF2 and Undertale on Steam.
>Check the /v/an discord on my alt because my main account is banned from there
>See him laughing at me with his /v/an friends and making fun of how much of a bitch sissy I am
Why? Why do you hurt me like this? Also, Sonic is hella gay.

gimme a van without trannies and saysound spam!

burger server?

>>717715752
Hey fagmins, Gimme a van wit' nuttin'

>>717715948
with nuttin'? like delicious hot tranny nut juice? YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT MIND IF I DO

23 stupid faggot little cocksuckers on cp_blackmesa

>>717712635
call me levy with how i wanna pipe this tranny

Guys i think overmunch's boyfriend has a vore problem

37 farmers on koth_harvest

>>717717374
Serious question for the serial gooners itt: how do people with vore as their primary fetish get off to it without the help of anime cartoons? It's not like you can eat an actual person whole irl.

>>717717576
Ever played bowsers inside story?

>>717717576
maybe YOU can't

do vorefags bust tiny nuts every time they enjoy a succulent chinese meal

>>717717802
yes

>>717717576
sorta like weird contraptions made out of mattresses to try and simulate the pressure and lube to try and simulate the juices and stuff, yes its real you should google it its weird

>>717717990
i jsut eat a guy. sometimes a bird when the police are on to me

>>717717990
>sorta like weird contraptions made out of mattresses
Nigger what? What the fuck would I even put into google to start looking this up?

>>717718074
more on the bed stuff with this pic
but also try like "how to simulate vore irl" theres a twitter pic showing one

>>717718074
I have one inside my house that I built myself.

>>717718194
So do they just like fall asleep inside this thing or fap in it? Holy fuck I'm morbidly curious yet also regret asking.
>>717718231
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>717718335
both, and yeah I get it I saw a either reddit or ifunny post showing one off and fell down this rabbit hole years ago

where are my animal fuckers @

>>717718335
here directly from r/vore
"I have! was just posting about it on a recent thread.
It's a latex liner, squished between half-filled air mattresses, and filled with a thick, warmed water-based lube/slime for saliva (about a gallon of it). It is Marvelous to get into and play around in."

engi mains own this server

>>717718568

>>717718568
right here bwo

>>717718665
Interdasting....
>>717718381
>fell down this rabbit hole years ago
Dare I ask how deep does this hole go?

46 players shoving a nuke up they bussy on koth_megaton

I RUBBU TEAMU STACKINGU!!!

^^^^^^
these are the niggas AFKing in spawn letting your team down

>>717718787
not very deep its just kinda tough to find images of these beds because they take so much effort to make, like i was trying to find the first one I saw but couldn't

I won't join the sissy blu team. No matter how much you pay me to

>>717717576
have you considered?

suijin? this map SUCKS
!rtv
!nominate dustbowl

>fhum and karby on the same team again
it's another ez sweep

>>717709235 (OP)
>decide to try out the weekend spam thread
>you are banned
reddit trannys

>>717718846
Blu was too busy gooning to furry enema porn in spawn anyway.
>>717719104
Only works for so long until you get so entrenched in the fantasy that imagining it doesn't cut it.

I won't join the hugbox circlejerk red team. No matter how much you pay me to.

I won't join the game and play. I love watching and I would GLADLY do it for free.

>>717719202
>Only works for so long until you get so entrenched in the fantasy that imagining it doesn't cut it.
That's only a problem if you're a compulsive masturbator who jorks it more than once a day.

>>717719374
Absolutely nobody would consider vore a tip-of-the-iceberg fetish. You'd have to be very familiar with the world of porn to reach this point. That said I'd wager a majority of the vore community was or is in the territory of being considered a compulsive jorker.

>>717718708
trans rights are human rights too

52 kirby smashers donig the BIG GAY DANCE on king_dedede

>trade maps
STOP NOMINATING THIS GARBAGE

bring back the afk kicker plugin

>>717720415
kick them yourself

we're back to our normal amp spam on dustbowl nights

I've never met a bigger Jewish Boy lover than Homosexual Cocaineaddictus

>>717719690
tip of the iceberg if you got molested like me, what's my name again?

MVM OR CRASH THE SERVER

more amp spamming on cp_steel

55 schreien Deutschen Kinder auf cp_stahl

>retards having a melty over mutechecking people who have done nothing wrong

>>717722091
>you VILL listen to ze EARRAPE
>und you VILL like it
It's only 1 retard

ANOTHER ONE ADDED TO THE MUTELIST MMHMMMMMM

>>717722214
this but unironically. stop muting

>>717722214
you HAVE to listen to my micspam because...... YOU JUST HAVE TO

i dont care about muting and having a big performative fit about it is unironically tranny levels of NOOO STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE

>blu defends the point not being captured

for me, it's voice_enable 0

>nobody gave a shit about muting until THAT fagmin joined

>>717722641
the weeabootique changing to not allow that is why I don't usually go there anymore unless I'm muting the whole game instead

Bakugo's Boycunny,
Is the boycunny,
For you and me!
Bakugo's Boycunny,
Is the boycunny,
For you and me!
Free deliver-y,
Bakugo's Boycunny,
Is the boycunny,
Very ta-asty. (Whoo!)
Bakugo's Boycunny,
Is the boycunny, ab-so-lu-tiv-al-y!

BA-BA-BA-BAKUGO'S
Do-do-chun-chun-chi-chi boycunny
[falsetto, while hitting the high note] Me-hee-hee-hee-yee!

>>717722214
>mfw getting kicked for muting

>>717722786
Just disable the voice option in the settings.

>>717722858
voice_enable 0 can be detected

>>717722893
Really Almost like nobody cared forever until recently

just reduce the incoming volume to like 0.00001

>jihad is back on
some of you are some deeply unfunny faggots

players muting micspam increases my gender dysphoria btw

jihad has been voted to be "gay shit"
but the server likes the gay shit
so leave it on

i dont really care if youre a mutecuck or not im pressing f1 as soon as i see a vote of any kind

>>717723294
spoken like a true drone

>>717723316
not my problem

>>717723294
Do you press F1 on yourself? That is the more important question?

stop nominating shitty gimmick maps!!!!!!!!!! i just wanna FRAG
>>717723419
yes

>>717723419
yeah3

>>717723446
majority of /v/aniggers are gay obese fagets its in their nature to pick dog shit

>>717723667
I thought those porn sprays were ironic.

>>717723731
shit aint been ironic since 2015 that shit is dead my nigga

weh

>>717723785
Nah, nigga. The hapless era was pretty good
>captcha: D00MJ

levy is not a ironic tranny chaser?

need a source on the collie shota spray

server status?

>>717724002
like 40+ idk i havent been paying attention

What the fuck is this foul amalgamation of literal faggotry
Go back to your containment shithole

>>717724338
susie

rtv

>>717724002
50 or so

>>717723834
fish

>>717724746
I aint a bligger

>>717724746
Check out this guy playing TF2 on a Core 2 Duo

why are obese fags do determined to pick shit maps when we have lots of players

>fagmin abuse
typical

>>717724994
name one wrong thing with itemtest besides you getting owned by me

>>717725042
boring ass map for boring ass gay niggas

>>717725042
this nigga needs itemtest maps for his stranges

this server is my kill box and you're in it to boost my stranges

>>717724994
>you VILL NOT have fun on ze party /v/an

>>717725154
>fat obese nigga needs killboxes to get kills
kwab

>>717725245
fat and PROUD btw

>>717725279
and gay

This is the second shit map I've AFK'd. Will I AFK a third? Probuhblee

I love shit maps unironically

>>717725515
I bet you love the ai plugin too

boycunny spotted

50 whiners and diners on cp_villa

finally an actual fuckin map

I'm packing my weed hold on

>>717714639
Damn... talking about someone behind their back like that like a coward is shitty and gay. Unfortunately, so is crying about it on an anonymous Honduran goat rearing forum.

>>717725549
I love sitting in spec on shit maps unironically

server status

>>717725568
snowshoe's boycunny? now thats a classic

>>717726802
like 40+ or so knikkas in the server or so getting their shit rocked by rtd

Where is my cp_cunny and cp_nigger?

51 sorry ass fat niggas on koth_sandvich

I love teamstacking on blu and losing <3

>>717726938
you are only allowed on red if you are a chaser

>>717727085
i guess thats why arti really wants to join it

only niggers are not using heavy

Stop sperging out over mutecheck when they don't even bring it up first, faggot.

>>717727692
*rapes your mouth* who you callin faggot, faggot

>>717727692
NO YOU HAVE TO HEAR MY UNFUNNY MICSPAM

>>717727692
*rapes your asshole* SCREAM MUTEFAG SCREAM!!

>>717727692
the kicks will continue until mutefag numbers drop

>>717727741
>>717727780
>>717727843
This is only going to make people disable voice entirely instead of just muting.

>>717727843
how about you play some good shit and i wont mute your dog ass heh

53 bronies on a map that smells like cheese

>>717727878
*eats you whole as you squirm in my tummy*
:3

>>717727916
*rapes your insides til you go pop*
ownd

>mute everyone who isn't playing Katamari Damacy music
mods add https://gamebanana.com/mods/611100 please :3

I love playing with my butt toy while sitting in spec like a bitch btw

If you don’t want to be muted, then play good music, or funny and entertaining stuff like the cum zone song. You’re just lashing out like the impotent cuck that you are, trapped with no power or respect IRL.

>>717728398
Genetic deadend

*calls vote*
your response, mutefag?

>>717728581
i suck a tranny's dick and join back

>>717728581
Sorry, can’t hear you cuz you’re muted and I’m listening to the good songs in voicechat

>>717728716
BASED

>still sperging out unprovoked over mutes

>>717729427
transwomen can't help themselves

42 simpsons getting their fence's broken into in pl_simpson_house_b3

I havent check the thread all night I've been too busy laughing for 5 hours straight, if something made you mad tonight then kwab. I won you lost or something

guys cmon stop playing porn asmr even when I minimize the game my mom comes in every half hour to check on me this isnt cool

>>717730570
Just mute them then, only listen to actual music that’s good instead of micspam from seething trannies (their only form of social interation is by annoying people online)

i made this post >>717730425 and i was molested by my father

>>717730742
>Just mute them then
i'm not a gutless fag like you. if i get grounded i do it like a man not a pussy.

>>717730775
What’s that? Sorry, can’t hear you. You’re muted already.

>>717730815
you can't mute the voices
i'm in your screen
i'm in your walls
i'm in your head
I'M IN YOUR HEAD

>>717730815
>>717730742
You talk like a fag and your shit is all fucked up

>>717730752
*uncle (forma de badass)

im mad and sad that i have to wait a week again to play tf2 on the /v/an

is three ayyy aaaam
eternaaooOOOOOOOLLLL

its roleplay hours

>>717732706
sure is *unzips and hops onto my f-list*

>fagmins killing /v/an server

I just wanted to play dustbowl

thanks for nothin fags. time to go bust

>>717734204
keep posting

>>717734326
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this aint some one way shit

>>717734204
burstin to blaze and that pink candygirl

>>717734396
now we're talkin. wanna take this someplace else?

>>717734371
>nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this aint some one way shit
it is now, now keep posting before i hit that big ol JANNY button

>>717734473
yeah to rule 34 land where i'll look up her big purple booty

>>717734552
well i was hopin ftt but more power to you

>>717734473
she has small tits this isn't canon

stop advertising that general

>>717734743
what general

What went so right with tonight's /v/an

>>717734821
jarjar was there

>>717734821
snowshoe's boycunny scented candle

>>717714639
Munchie is a big gay

>>717734821
Blue got owned for the 151235612361678th time in a row this year. Will there be a 151235612361679th? Probably.

>>717734821
good amount of classic maps and admin abuse being a nice challenge for those who fight, fun rtds, and bumpin musics

sundays are better than saturdays

>>717735197
not true

>>717735090
tasteful admin abuse made me fill like a 12 year old playing tf2 for the first time

>>717735268
reminded me of early fun severs but more brutal with the prenerf weapons

>>717735389
post more splash woman while we talk about better times

>>717709235 (OP)
tf2 again? when's sven co-op?

>>717735443
you contribute too
>>717735507
when that one jap guy makes a new map to play

>no more !ai command because polar hosted it locally like a retard and the electric bill was too much
>no teleporter anywhere plugin anymore because polar said so
>still no brick plugin w/ secret bakugo backdoor (again)

come on at least try

>>717735443
but the better times are here also. it hard to look back

>>717735539
bakugo's backdoorcunny is anything but secret

>>717735539
!ai still works, teleporter plugin is for literal fags, and bakugo will never stop being bullied

>>717735197
uh, proof?

>>717735668
she has her mother's hips

>>717735574
true honestly, it's like the golden age snuck up on us while we were too busy reminiscing. the maps, the chaos, the cursed plugins-all peak /v/anergy. it ain't 2011 tf2 but it doesn’t need to be when every round feels like a highlight reel of fever dreams and old memes.

>>717735539
>no more !ai command because polar hosted it locally like a retard and the electric bill was too much
It werks, there's just a limit now but it breaks too easily so it needs a switch everytime the server comes back on. I don't really pay attention to when it breaks/turns on....
>no teleporter anywhere plugin anymore because polar said so
That's an admin command that I (or the rest of the server) can enable at any time and I didn't feel like turning it on tonight (cuz fuck bakugo lol).
>still no brick plugin w/ secret bakugo backdoor (again)
enough with the brick plugin and start talking about NEW plugins on sourcemod allied DOT com

>>717735863
yeah it does. and im pretty happy for it

when are you niggas getting rid of that ai plugin you roleplay with chatbots instead of frag thats grounds for gem removal

someone pumped one out, posted it on /trash/ and you can see the partyvan 'cord in the corner

i can't feel the vril all i do is w+m1 with pyro

>>717736015
oml

Look into this picture, /v/, and let me know what your first thoughts are.

>>717735986
I consult the goku ai only when I'm respawning so I can further my training

>>717736098
mario falling in a cavern screaming

>>717736015
yeah it was me
>>717735986
>you roleplay with chatbots instead of frag thats grounds for gem removal
!ai goku can you beat #717735986's ass for me and make it double

>>717736015
uh, proof?

>>717736098
whomp's fortress

>>717736176
beat this
*whips out BBC macro*

>>717736098
https://youtu.be/_lqpK62qL_0

Someone give me the lore, why is bakugo so hated?

>>717736245
put that thing away bakutard nobody wants to see it

>>717736306
you know those annoying kids on xbox? bakugo is what happens when they grow up

pumping one out for uncle badass *wink* *wink*

>>717736308
how you kno he got a bbc???

damn its almost morning. see ya folks

>>717736383
this, unlike him i had no xbox and got molested by my male babysitter

>>717736306
He's not hated except the time he backdoor'd the entire server with his plugins that allowed control if it was ever taken away from him and crashed the server multiple time if he didnt get his way and is a nofunallowedfag , just easily to piss off and his big ego that comes with having BRAINS but not SOUL (a funny bone).

so who here actually owns the Sunday game because I wanna know if it's just gonna be another cinema night

>>717736502
@bakugo we love you

>>717736558
I do and it's fun with a bunch of custom maps and shit to use on your speed racing machine you can edit the decals on it to whatever you want. You can also blow up niggers infront of you and the games ost is alright but I recommend putting on your own shit . It's 16 players in one server but that is something for poncho to figure out.

a second cumshot has hit the /trash/ 'corder keyboard

>>717737402
can I see

please........... please end this dog shit thread im tired talking with you /v/iggas