Thread 717710615

Mambo.

I don't care for mambo

Hashire Hashire Buta Musume~

>>717710654
You will.
You better.

I care for mambo

>>717710615 (OP)
she's not even playable

>>717710694
but she's not even playable yet and her guts card is useless
what's so great about her

at this point monies are in insult
give us carats or FUCK OFF

cm practice
12872600

>>717710680
i remember this anime. good times...

>>717710751
She's cute.

>>717710763
We're getting 564 carats a day bro

>those couple of retards in clubs asking for long shoe donations
listen up nigga, shoe donations are not a chance for you to take the piss and be a chancer and beg for shoes you need, it's supposed to be a perpetual motion machine in which everyone gets club points
choose a fucking common shoe like medium which everyone has hundreds of and not a shoe type which comes from races that aren't
shan't be donating to you ever

>>717710882
They're all cute though
what's so special about her asides from her dumb hat and catch phrase

>>717710941
>he doesn't have blue shoes
do you just not run long races or what?

>>717710963
>dumb hat
Fuck you.

I haven't done my daily campaign in weeks. When are they adding a new mode

>>717711014
i do have blue shoes, but i have, like most people, 700 medium shoes, because they are like 30 times more common than long races and i'm keeping my long shoes for future potential upgrades

>>717711154
Maybe you should request some long shoes if you want more?

Did they never actually make Mejiro Palmer playable? I can't find anything about when she comes out, I just get results about her support card.

Dumb Falcon tomorrow!

>>717710963
While every other uma wears specialized clothes and accessories for umas she just opens holes in normal hats for her ears

Winning

>>717711210
>t. begging long shoe faggot

>>717710963
>They're all cute
Mejiro Ryan begs to differ

>>717711240
My Umadol

I forgot how cute rice shower looks in her casual clothes!
I love her so much!

>>717711280
I have plenty of long shoes and I give them out all the time, because I raise a lot of long umas. I don't ask for long shoes and instead make medium requests, but if I needed long shoes I would request them.
If you need long shoes you should request them and I will gladly donate to your cause

I just got Goldshiped....

>>717711340
I would like her more if she would stop losing and having to be sent to the infirmary every five minutes

>trying to train my Sprinters with my 3LB Twin Turbo
>her event chain keeps ending early
Stop bricking my runs you damn gremlin

>>717711379
ha i thought rightly, you are one of those begging gib faggots and suck at this game because if you don't naturally have a thousand medium shoes you must be utter shit at this game

>>717711447
WAKE UP

>>717711525
but it's not Sunday yet....

>>717711474
Go away Jotaro

>>717711312
Ryan can be cute

>>717711549
It is!

>>717711510
Probably half a year away then.

>>717711510
Redpill me on Mejiro Palmer.

>>717711518
>I don't ask for long shoes and instead make medium requests
>I run plenty of long races and will gladly donate
>
>HURR YOU'RE THE ONE ASKING FOR LONG SHOES AREN'T YOU
Based witlet. Just put in the request and I'll gladly donate some beLONGings, won't even make a dent in my massive blue shoes stash.

>>717710615 (OP)
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1E7CwYHEDN/?share_source=copy_web&vd_source=55da6815a642e07036b66ae848c9b2ee

>>717711518
nobody puts up shoe requests because they want the shoes.
they put up request so other people can get points, they don't care if they get given the shoes, they just want everyone else to request them too so they can get club points as well
complaining about anyone requesting shoes is retarded. It only benefits you.

>>717711657
Oh yeah I forgot to mention. I have 900+ medium shoes. I make medium requests because I know they're easy to fill out for people. But I will gladly donate blue shoes because I'm a longGOD. Just put in the request and I'll help you out

>>717710615 (OP)
>>>/vg/

>>717711312
I'm going to fucking strangle you

>>717711549
EVERY DAY IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY (she says so)

>>717711717
>nobody puts up shoe requests because they want the shoes.
They do.

>>717711379
>I have plenty of long shoes and I give them out all the time, because I raise a lot of long umas.
So you do suck at this game?

>>717711647
One of the game's few Ooniges.
When they first release this new strat, its kind of a meme and only really gets used to disrupt positioning.
However later on as stats become more powercrept, it becomes a very strong strategy. This is because for Ooniges consume a massive amount of stamina to maintain their position.

>>717711932
post your team

>>717711998
Hey look, that's almost all of my favorite umas

>>717712025
Sorry anon, I don't take orders from fags like you
Would smoke your team anyway, considering you're retarded

>>717710615 (OP)
EH!

>>717711605
>>717711776
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, Uma Musuko is two blocks down

>>717711451
What are the percentages of failure for that card, I wonder? I usually get through the first couple of events okay (so maybe failure is like 10-20% there), but the last one I fail maybe 50% of the time.

>>717712185
Eh eh mun

>>717711932
So you got like one horse in your long races or what? Everyone needs long horses.

>>717712331
Fuck you

>"Terrorist of the racetrack"
>liked to zigzag mid-race to fuck with other horse
>tried to kill TM Opera O
>traumatized Narita Top Road to the point she needed a whole month to recover before racing again
>bit Special Week's tail, causing them both to lose
>when Silence Suzuka got injured, Stay Gold seemed to be actually concerned as he looked back at Suzuka
we missed out on a whole lot of kino desu

>>717710615 (OP)
Uma Musume Mongol Empire: https://syosetu.org/novel/257939/

Uma Musume in History: https://syosetu.org/novel/276770/

About nomadic horse daughter and predatory marriage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWzqD1vfy6w

About the car breaking movement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf6QI293taY

About the founding of the Soviet Union and the horse daughter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jano3CPMQ6U

About Buddha's Wheel Turning Teachings and Kanthaka's Running Meditation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifbxzxVn-Y

>>717712546
argh.... newlywed tomboy horse pussy.... GGRRRAARRGGHH!!

>>717712497
Yeah, anyone that plays daily has 100s of all types of shoes and just wants any opportunity to swap a pair for some club points, don't care which
but that means they suck at the game and will get smoked by a guy that has no long shoes.
make it make sense, none of the raised points are remotely relevant

Happy Meek's creamy legs...

>>717712573
>the car breaking movement

i won the golshi event

a serious mini story? in my golshi run?

>>717712546
Why does she have belts on her thighs?

>>717713306
Dating Green Woman...

I dont give a fuck what anyone says at this point. The data is crystal clear in my mind. Watching your own races is a cursed endevor that will lose you races. View results its 100% superior in literally every way.

>watch a race
>12th

Fuck you game. Show me the results NOW.
>1st
>1st
>1st
>1st

The human mind is master class in pattern recognition and its so obvious you take huge risks in career from watching the race.

>>717713306
gonna beat them GUTS

>>717713391
the hat stays on during sex
and she'll do her best to hide her tail, leaving everything else exposed

>>717713391
He's just using her for a GREAT mood ahead of summer camp
He doesn't care about her feelings. I bet he doesn't call her for at least two months after this

>At the local Gym
>Struggling to lift
>Local uma walks in all casual like
>Sees me having trouble
>With barely any effort, lifts 500lbs
>Calls me cute for trying to be as strong as an uma
Bros...I feel humiliated! What do I do now?! She told me to meet her at a restaurant tonight!

>>717713579
prepare your pelvis

>>717710941
I joined one of the /v/ clubs and at the start everyone was trading mediums. Them the club was filled with thirdies and those fags are requesting the most obscure shoes for their own benefit

>>717713458
hide her tail? what do you mean?
wait you are implying that she's an u-

>>717713448
i wanna be all up in them guts

>>717711451
Huffing Turbo's freshly sweated-through racewear.

>>717712965
HOW
sometimes I perfectly align with one of the big cuties yet they fall off

Attention Trainer's, look this way.

>>717713747
its a crapshoot

>>717710902
Not enough! Demand everything!

>the whales are getting bored.
My 5* kitas and creeks...
My club members...

>>717713528
>t. azuna

>>717713458
amateur, her tail is lodged tightly inside of her asshole

>>717713528
There's times I never go out on a date with her because my Uma never moods down afterwards. It's funny what happens at the end.

Who the fuck am I going to A? I'm really bad at Urara and Daiwa Scarlet and Winning Ticket suck balls.

>>717713893
This is a good thing.
/v/ma will continue to rise up through the ranks.

>>717714047
Winning ticket has nice base skills, but I was waiting for her to get to three stars before attempting her for higher than b+

>>717714047
how are you bad at scarlet? front runner is easy mode

>>717714047
Daiwa is easy though? way easier than Golshi and you already got her at A, just run 4 speed and a good power card, flex with whatever depending on what parents you want to bring along

>>717714047
Daiwa is an easy A as she has 10% speed bonus. Dunno why you struggle there
Haru, fair enough. I went 4spe/2pow for her A. Did as few races as possible, stam/power sparks and pushed for SS/SS spe/pow to get the rating up. Her stam i borderling and the wit is poor, but she's no.3 on the dirt track so just needs to be there to up the oveall rating for now
You can also look into pushing for A+ on umas such as Vodka, Ryan, El Condor, maybe Grass who have innate training boosts in spe/power

>>717710615 (OP)
I like her outfit, she looks like a girl that brings her laptop to Starbucks to write a novel that her friends are too scared to tell her sucks ass. She's been doing it for weeks, you catch a glimpse of her slowly pecking away at the keys and holding the DEL button and sighing in frustration. She can't find any inspiration to write about her stories.

One day she forgets her charger and she looks up to see you charging your rad as fuck ThinkPad and shyly asks if she can borrow the charger for a few minutes while nervously fidgeting her fingers. You acquiesce and hand her the charger and her fingers brush up against yours for a moment and she blushes. She apologizes profusely but a moment of inspiration hits her and she quickly begins tapping away at her keyboard.

Why is she called Mambo? I thought was Mati-something townhouse? Isn't El Condom Pasta's bird called Mambo?

>>717710941
>>717711154
>>717713638
>>717711280
You guys are way too angry about trading stinky fucking shoes

Consider this uma.

>>717714192
I guess we'll do that.

>>717714452
>borrowing special needs
ngmi

>>717714371
>Why is she called Mambo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_umrMwoE_E

Oguri Cap inherited her with a Gluttony spark.

I need that webm of Narita Taishin doing cute poses and smiles and then ends with a "there happy?" face.

In exchange, have teio butt.

>Double circle compatibility with 18 long stars
>Long spark doesn't trigger

>>717713448
GYATTzuna

>>717714635
nice perky tits

>>717714581
argh agh FUCK she is too cute ARGUHH IM MELTING FUCK

>>717714564
I can't find anything else. Everyone has fucking MLB Kitasan as their card (including me).

>>717714635
Do you have any Haru butt?

>>717714452
good luck, but it's not a deck I'd go with for rating or a pvp build
Looks like you're aiming for pace chaser with Gourmand, but I think you'll struggle to reach the stam for mile with only 1 3* stam spark
Does Agnes Digital at least give stamina boost when training power?
I build my milers from 4spe/2pow or 3spe/1pow/1 friend/wit
I also have sparks in stam/power for them. You don't want speed sparks as that's going to be your main training focus and you have a boost when training it. and it also ups your power

>>717714581
Machitan's weird voice is so cute.

>>717714538
just looks like reroll DESU. Whale would not use Agnes Digital or need to friend slot special week

>>717714770
I have a lot of Turbutt

Guess which Uma I am
>Stupid hat
>dumb catchphrase

>>717714763
Keep refreshing and find yourself a super creek and bakushin

>>717714452
>Kiryuin

>>717714949
her hat isnt stupid

I miss him bros

>>717714452
This is what I did for my A rank Scarlet, could be better but didn't have the best parents to pass down skills. Besides that, I really wouldn't use Agnes Digital even if you're desperate.

>>717714994
Her and Taz are fine flex cards for shorter distances

Anons did you go to your local racecourse?
Post yours...

>>717714881
NTA but great choice.

>>717714452
>speed sparks
Dummy.

>>717714949
goldshit

>>717714949
I don't think cheval grand has any catchphrase

>>717714949
PEASU PEASU

Tell me about Air Groove.
Why does she do the Keanu Reeves poses?

>>717714949
Your mom?

>finally get 3* horse
>nobody borrows her because shes a speed spark

MOOOUUU

>>717715309
cow

>>717715297
>get 9* horse
>only 250 friendship points daily
it's kinda the same if it helps

>>717715243
my mom doesn't wear any hats

>>717715057
Closed down in 2019 and demolished the next year. Apparently it's an Amazon building now. Used to go as a kid.

>>717715228
air groove is mentioned in bill & ted

>>717714538
I whaled a bit. I got like $400 for selling my CSGO shit. And what the fuck am I supposed to do with it.

They weren't lying. This Urara mare is bad a running

>>717715049
Looks good, decent stam for mile front runner with Maestro
Great power output too, nice one. I have similar cards but go 4spe/2pow with BoFA, stam/pow sparks, but end up with Power around 850-950 most times

are there any donkey umas

>>717715474
is the money is locked to steam credit or something?

>>717715474
Invest in your future, though I guess cute horsegirls are ight too

>>717715501
A lot of people have called me an ass.

>>717715608
Yes. I could've bought Steam Deck and sold it to get real money,

>>717715363
it doesn't but i appreciate you trying to split the pain

Air's grooves...

>>717715483
what the fuck did you do

who's got the haru running and being happy comic

>>717715665
eh, you're good. exempt in my book, not that i expect or want you to care

>>717715483
do NOT abuse my daughter you tremendous homosexual

>>717715792
more green woman propaganda

>>717715786
He purposely trained her wrong, as a joke

>>717712565
Weird. Stay Gold was Golshi's dad wasn't he?

>>717715483
>still rolled a 2 star
legend

>>717715901
yeah

>>717715901
yeah, fucked McQueen's daughter Point Flag, who hated him and beat the shit out of him after every mating session, making him afraid of grey horses.

>rainbow training? Not today!
>winning? No thanks!
>resting? I like listening to Green Day while staying up all night!
>also here's a 3 star spark for your fucked run
Why does this happen every god damn time? It's never the good runs that you get good sparks.

Huh…? Did the academy get a new student or somehhing?

>>717716164
is this an attempt at humble braggin?

>>717715932
Is there a reason why this green woman is always wrong about your stats?

>>717716264
I'm confused how this happens every time. I wish this would happen on one of my good runs.

>>717716385
she doesn't want anyone to improve and challenge her track records, allegedly

>>717715057
Still have my local one around. I usually try to go there once or twice a year.

>>717716164
I'll have this happen to me, get 1* Wits and of course no A rank (I still don't have a single one)

>>717716385
she's actually correct some of the time

>>717716385
Tazuna is actually Tokino Minoru, an undefeated racehorse from the 50s.
she genuinely doesn't know what losing even is, she's just giving you bullshit advice to try and be helpful.

>>717716487
are those horses using training wheels?

>>717716164
I still haven't achieved my first A rank. fug you. :(
Shaved A ranks asshairs today. I came so close. 11 stats away from 1k power. Feels absolutely awful. Oh well I guess. Maybe tomorrow when I can borrow again.

>>717715057
Just went to mine for the first time today

>>717710763
Monies are actually in high demand

>>717716750
monies aren't going to get me the 130 more pulls I need to hit Taishin pity

>>717716385
bitter old retired hag watching her eggs dry as she grows fat and lazy, don't listen to her lies, have sex

>>717716750
already got my 1.2m golshibux ty

>>717713889
10,500 CARATS A DAY OR RIOT

>>717715057
>loud
>smelly
>full of normies
>gambling
no thanks fag

>>717716668
Different kind of horse racing.

>>717716794
>rolling on a banner without being able to reach pity
>rolling on horses when there's a spark-any-horse event in the future
Good luck anon, live free

>>717716668
Harness racing. That's pretty much the only type of horse racing here as well.

>>717716794
YOOOO YOU GOT KING HALO!!

>>717716794
EL CONDOR PASSSSSAAAAAAAA

>>717710615 (OP)
What happened to the Essex and Doro threads?

So ummm, she is the Mommy character of this game, right?

>>717717075
they evolved

>>717710615 (OP)
MAMBO
MAMBO
MAMBO

>Shop opens up
>buy my 1 goldship star
>SHIT SHIT SHIT NOOOO!!!
>999,300 monies left

NOOOO!!! my 1 million monies fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Nicely done game, nicely done. You tricked me good. I will remember this.

>>717717091
she wants to play goo goo babies with you

>>717717091
Mega milk carrying you across the finish line.

El Condor Pasa?

>>717717091
That won't get me to sleep, a nursing handjob while I drink your milk from the tap will though

>all circles prediction
>lose
>all triangle prediction
>WIN
i fucking hate this game

>>717717141
Rice when I don't put another baby in her after she wins another race.

>>717717268
looks like AI

I'm in a C+ club full of retards I think. Nobody spams requests other than me and one other person. Sometimes the orders don't even fill.
Do these idiots hate free club points?
What are you going to do with all those damn shoes? NOTHING!
Don't be the brooding silent moron who don't need no help.
Spam requests!! They are super useful.

>>717716560
this is also why she thinks balanced stats are fine, after all she has 1800/1800/1800/1800/1800 so surely thats the best way to win a race right?

Ei, Ei, Mun!

yuri bros is this real!?

how do we defeat the mambo menace?

>>717715057
>>717715380
Such a cool entrance, swapped for something generic as fuck.

>>717717432
if you can't beat 'em join 'em

>>717717432
You don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8

>>717715057
Got a local britfag one that hosts national races, but I'm loathe to visit. Dunno about the culture elsewhere but here it's all a bunch of cunts invading the town every race week, wearing their courtroom suits and drinking at 8am on the walk up to the racecourse. All the main roads are jammed, litter and piss everywhere
Pic related is a well known local horse hero though, steeplechase

>>717717385
not going to bother with that shit lol

>>717717509
i like her puffy pout face

>>717717408
imagine how strong the foal would be

>103+ stam
HOLY SHIT i never got this roided up before

test

>>717717408
>almond cucking dia-chan
wtf

>>717717385
a few weeks ago after I had 3 shoe requests in a row filled with no other requests in between I did the unthinkable and typed in to the chat
>pls request shoes. always request shoes
sometimes I hit the daily cap now

>>717717670
fuck i didn't study

>>717714635
This?

>>717717618
breeding is just a gatcha for rich people it could still be a jobber horse

>>717717589
Leave your club then too, there's no other reason to be in one otherwise. You could have lots of powerful cards and bonuses if everyone was doing this. I bet most players don't even realize or think of it at all.

They probably just mark it off as "that beggar in chat".

>>717713659
Anon..?
ANOONN!!!!!!!

>>717717660
you call THAT a level up?

>>717717670
is still dead

>>717717541
>pic-related
Looks like potential Uma material.

close enough

>>717717686
That's really funny because I came really close to saying something similar in my clubs chat room, but decided against it. Should have done it when my courage was peaking. Ruffle their feathers. Wake them up, anything. I jelly.

>>717717819
Fat Wonder...

>>717717660
>>717717819
How does one do this?

>>717717268
dangerously furry.

>>717717819
Damn are those energy bonuses. Can we not get those yet? lel

>>717717927
1. get the good parents
2. get lucky and hope the bonuses trigger

>>717717927
Top is just getting lucky with sparks, bottom is JP career powercreep going insane.

>>717717949
Matikanefukukitaru is definitely the type of character to have an artstyle change during some random joke scene

>>717717840
Back to sleep.

How the fuck is king halo supposed to be built? I can't understand her at all. I want another sprinter but her career is like the only one where I'll fail the maiden race consistently.

>>717717465
mine (Palermo-Argie) requires a dress code and good conduct apparently, I guess it's one of the last aristocratic sort of places around here. There's a casino as well which is also more lax.

>>717718039
King Halo career isnt made for sprint

>>717718012
>>717718013
Does the circle affinity matter?

>>717717927
decent parents, and the URA spark hit as well giving extra bonuses

>>717718039
she switches mid career so she isn't actually a sprinter

>>717718158
Yes but it's rng even with 2 circles.

>>717718158
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoGzxvdd5g0

You can find out compatibilities here:
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

>>717718039
I give her enough stam sparks to get through career without having to train it (except for off-boosts from training power)
4spe/2pow cards, leftover sparks in power
I think last time was all 1sts except 1 2nd in the "scripted loss" (I think the objective is just "run in", not place???)
Aiming for SS/SS+ speed and power with 400+ wit
I probably ran her through career as pace chaser instead of late
All that said, she got cut from the team when I pulled Air Groove from a cleat ticket. Bakushin and Bourbon are the other slots, though if I get a decent enough Halo run i would free up BoBo for a better distance

>>717718302
>confused ear twitch
CUTE

>>717718302
this is the most powerful chibi i've seen in a while

>>717718065
I ride by that place all the time on my way to work, theres a small shopping center too and a restaurant not too far, you can smell the brass in the air closeby. Going to Libertador on a day off is always nice
Never gone in and im sure its a hassle to get inside, besides I'm already gambling enough on anime horses, no need to go for the real thing as well.

>>717718158
Yeah it absolutely does. Training Uma's your kinda iffy on or maybe you don't even like them, so you can play the one you do like with perfect compatibility helps out a lot in the long run.

>>717710941
>>717713638
Simply choose whatever fucking shoe you have least of, retards.
It'll all balance out in the end, anyway. I have fucking hundreds of every shoe type. You're not gonna run out if you're actually playing the game.

>>717710941
This guys is NOT a master of the big eight!

>>717718158
yes. single circle is fine, I won't push for double circle if I have better skills/pink sparks on single circle
I won't run with triangle compat at all though

>>717716701
Are you gonna go to Santa Anita?
>>717715057
I won some money thanks to you anons.

>>717717870
More like Mass Wonder haha

>>717718685
this is cute

>>717718685
kek

>>717718685
More like ASS CHUNDER haha

>>717718646
holy shit that man on the left is the same shape as me

>>717718957
fuckin weird ass rectangle head, fix that shit

>>717717408
There are a lot of "really good friends" and "roommates"

>>717717228
She's one of the cutest when she takes off her mask.

>>717717141
rice wouldn't survive child labor

>>717719091
>CinGray was actually a love story just like the original Cindarella

So what happen to these girls after they finish high school?

I've basically hit a wall and can't improve my umas unless I upgrade my cards. But I can't roll on Super Creek because I'm saving for Maruzensky and Doto...

>>717719361
what a cute cow

When is the Super Creek card coming?

>>717719339
International races and breeding.

>>717719430
In like 2 days.

>>717719339
Oguri Cap is still in the cafeteria.

>>717719339
They either continue to race and become a legend, breed or retire to pursue other jobs.
That's only Umas though, for real horses the final option is glue.

>>717718475
You can just walk in from any entrance, usually the one from Libertador/Dorrego but any is fine, considering it's free. The only p2w aspect is betting.

>>717719361
I really want to MLB my Sweep Tosho but I keep getting SRs like Agnes Digital.

>>717719430
11th, banners usually start 7 hours after the daily reset, i think

Anyone have that story about the real Haru Urara's trainer saying something like "Horses that can't win usually get put down, but Haru looked at me with such sadness I couldn't do it."

>>717719459
>>717719576
Cool. I hope 20k karat is enough

do the creek banners overlap with brian?
i plan to use the rest on her if i pull brian early

YES
AFTER 100 HOURS
WITH MY HORSEFU

>>717719683
Creek ends on 22nd, Brian starts on 20th

wow, i haven't seen this epithet before

>>717719839
Pervert! I-it's not like I wanted you to see me, Trainer!

>>717719867
nice

>>717720028
incredibly deep lore

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!

>>717710763
OH FUCK I NEED TO RUN THE NIKKEI SHO

>>717719614
japs are kinda savages sometimes
>>717720074
hot but her face looks like the last komi iteration

>>717711447
>>717711525
>>717711549
>>717711607
>>717711806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNm_9NxQ-IE&list=RDuNm_9NxQ-IE

>>717719614
https://vimeo.com/176459945?fl=pl&fe=vl

>>717711961
>Ooo-nigies
Average executive and creative consultant.

>>717720316
man that manga kept getting worse and worse the longer it dragged on

>>717720447
I dropped it around the 100th chapter, and not too long ago checked it again around the 350th one, didn't feel like I missed much in these 250 chapters so I let it go for good. There's better slop to read.
Hopefully the author will make something more succinct now that he's well off and maybe can avoid greedy editors.

what does umapyoi mean?

>>717715057
the ones "close" to me are pretty generic but i'd have to drive 5~ hours just to get to the really nice one in miami

>>717720692
I think I dropped it right around the entire love triangle bullshit. I basically refuse to read most ongoing stuff nowadays after getting burned way too many times.

>>717717927
japanese server has a bunch of things easier, for exemple the chance of getting something here is based on compatibility, on our server we get 5 point for each race a grandma won that her daugther, your mother, also won, in the japanese server they get double the ammount. they aslo have careers that let you do way more races and they can reroll sparks and upgrade then for free.
in summary jp server is easy mode.

>>717710615 (OP)
The "heavenly ass" selection for Uma Musume on Pixiv is fairly tame. I'm not downloading this game.

>>717720316
Unlike other countries, horse meat is not a national cuisine but only limited to Kumamoto prefecture in Japan. Meanwhile, both Italy and France actually consume more horse meat than Japan, especially meat from draught horses. Not only that but the majority of horse meat in Japan is actually imported because native Japanese horse breeds are actually much smaller than Western horses and therefore, do not provide much meat.

>>717718039
You spark to get stamina and maybe medium A. You literally just build her as a sprinter otherwise and get navigation skills.
Also, put her pace for maiden.

>>717720993
ask your uma and she'll show you

>>717720993
It doesn't have a "real" meaning, but it pretty much means "to go all the way".

I’m surprised Uma has a bunch of Yurifags considering how many of them are related to each other.

>>717720993
It's like umadacchi

>>717712127
basic bitch taste

>>717716794
>Pulling without a guaranteed spark
You brought this on yourself.

>>717720993
It means uma pounces on you (her trainer)

>>717717268
actually kawaii too bad its ai slop

>>717715228
She is cute in a Christmas cake sort of way

>>717721110
Umamusume gets less fanart than most series because the creators Yakuza politely ask the fans not to lewd them.

>>717717268
>>>>>>human ears

>>717721176
Incest rarely stops shippers, be it normal or gay.

>>717715057
>i live at walking distance from my nearest honse stadium
I should go and take some pics i guess

>>717716560
What an interesting hypothesis
Take a look at this light for a moment, onegai.

>>717715057
Looks like a nice place.

I want to do some late night fan service training with McQueen too.

Heh

>>717719361
There's like 3 Champions Meeting between now and Summer Maruzensky, might as well roll for more support cards if you're struggling to make stronger horses.

>>717715057
>racecourse near me is being demolished by 2026
yeah i was expecting something like that...

>Plenty of important horses they couldn't get the license to until much later
>As a result some already told stories didn't have them and now is too late
Shame their world building is limited because of some owners being cunts, I thought horses were basically public domain though, so why do they need the owner's approval.

>>717715057
The game made me googled my local racecourse a few days ago, it already got demolished in the early 2000s.

>>717715057
The nearest one to me is 3 hours away in the desert.

>>717715057
Can't be assed to do a more thorough investigation of local racecourses, but this is the closest one I found from a cursory search.
Apparently the first race of the Canadian Triple Crown is being held there next week; I doubt I'll go in person but I might check and see if there's a way to watch it online.

>>717722020
certain horses are basically a brand, and getting their owners mad or damaging their brand means potential legal battle that kills their company and their reputation.

>>717721959
I don't think we'll get 30,000 carats in just 1.5 months. If you know of some event with a ton of carats, I'll definitely do it.

>>717716936
When is the Spark-Any-Event? Is it March next year?

>>717710615 (OP)
Does horses has horsepussy?

>>717722592
Horse cock*

>>717718646
I'll definitely have to check it out if I go to Cali, but I'm stuck by the swamp for now

>>717721093
Apparently we will be getting these QOL's, but I wonder when that will be.

>>717722509
February next year according to the timeline prediction.

>>717722772
Cygames is taking the lowest effort path and releasing all the qol in original patch order. The only thing getting pumped up in the schedule is full auto mode.

the compatibility & guts shit is actual mechanics and balance changes though not just qol. so obviously theyll wanna stick to the original schedule there so they can sell the same horses and support cards

>>717722843
Not bad. I will try to have a few hundred ready by then. Hopefully during that time Cygames gives more Carats to help everyone out including Value Packs. Because I have Tamamo Cross waiting for my Spark.

>>717720028
Every horse has a unique character-specific epithet like this.

>>717723104
Eh, early updates could suddenly shake up the f2p planning and potentially cause more to buy.

>>717723104
It makes sense to push Auto Mode. The only thing I do wish we had was the Battle Pass and Subscriptions at the very least. But I have a feeling it might be year one and not even half anniversary.

>>717723091
>Fans don't even cheer for her anymore since winning is guaranteed
>Cocky and young umas race her, only to get crushed
>Evil Haru didn't wanna be a villain. She was just too good at racing.
>She now sits in her mansion, alone and depressed. Her trainer is the only one who visits, once a week or so.
>She curses her talent and damns her record when no one is around.

>>717723152
If Global also accelerated the anniversary celebration, then we'll get the 1st JP anniversary by then which means they'll sell the gacha selector ticket for characters and support cards that's bundled with 1500 carats for $21.

>Didn't know grass and dirt tracks were even a thing before this game
So most Jap horses mostly run on grass for big races instead mixed like in other countries?
How does that affect the horses?

>>717723313
>No tits
>No ass
Imagine being a flattie when fat tits are the average.

>>717721093
Yeah sounds kind of boring desu. Not sure how I feel about any of these things. This game pissing me off is basically ritual at this point and I sorta need the rage fuel now.

>>717723319
Perfect timing then. I will absolutely be ready by then.

>>717723369
No ass is always bad, but breast size preferance is entirely up to the individual. Especially in Japan flat tends to rival oppai equally.

>>717723335
Same thing as people, different grip and softness. And they don't run on dusty, compacted dirt like the game conveys. Its watered and groomed, although it does tire them a little more for sinking in but just a little.

>>717723282
>time for the 134 victory
>she loses
>get really happy since someone finally managed to beat her

>>717723369
>>No tits
GOOD
>>No ass
bad

This is so shit. Why can't this horse just run.

>>717723369
I'd imagine runners would have some developed legs/thighs/ass at one point

>>717723587
Flat is justice

>>717723636
Evil Haru DOESN'T lose, though. That's the point.

>>717722740
Shut up faggot.

>>717710615 (OP)
so how do i make haru urara win the arima kinen? do I need both 3* turf and *3 long sparks? I got a 3* long and a 2* turf and she still got destroyed

>>717723693
Smart Falcon comes out tomorrow and is the best Dirt horse for a long time. Haru is genuinely bad, not just as a joke.

>>717723820
I'm pulling the cards though,

Flat is good

>>717723776
You need to raise the aptitude up more.

>8% fail chance
>it actually happens
oh fuck you game fuuuuuck you ha

>>717723871
You only need one Smart Falcon. You need multiples of the supports.

>>717723693
Eat shit braggart.

>>717723982
i got a 3% chance fail once. Pretty funny shit i guess

>>717723996
one smart falcon makes one team slot better
multiple supports makes 15 team slots better

>>717723776
You need 9* turf and long and you need them to trigger in every inspiration basically

>>717723820
Haru Urara is cute and funny however.

>>717723770
the real haru finally won a race in a post retirement race

>>717723770
Good Haru won one race recently, it is fair to mirror her win, also Evil Haru can say prestigious and loves pickles

>>717723759
My wife Rize.

>>717724243
>>717724308
>After she retired
So...it doesnt affect her record.

>>717723313
would she be gentle or rough in bed?

>>717717138
these stupid memes are gonna make me roll for her, I don't even remember her real name

>>717723776
You dont, the moment she wins the Arima Kinen, thats not the Urara you knew anymore, thats a crime against humanity a freak chimera thats not meant to exist.

>>717724557
mechanical tank houser

>>717724557
MAMBO

>>717724636
>"Presti...gious..."

>>717714881
come back and post more turbass

>>717725142
that's not ass but i can still fap to this

>>717710615 (OP)
is auto play in yet?
or did someone make a bot?

I can't be bothered to actively spend an hour a day burning stamina

>>717725171
More umas should wear black spats/bodysuits, they're really hot

>>717725171
beautfiful

>>717724636
>>717724879
KEK

Maaaaan having your entire career just blown to pieces from a failed training that's at 10% of even lower is such a heavy kick to the balls. Absolute bullshit. Even worse is when it just shaves -10 off three stats and plummets your mood to awful. Like what the fuck. Seriously? Every fuckin time. Right before Armin. How predictable. Fuck man. FUCK. Risks should have extreme penalties. Instead you just win the "go fuck yourself" lottery at 5% and you just lose everything instead.

>>717724636
Powercreep later turns every uma into a roided out ubermensch. On JP Haru barely has to try to win as long as you get her to like C or D aptitudes

>>717725557
i'm sick of having to run goldship for fans in this event because of that shit, keep failing 2%s get practice poor and go from great to awful
happened on the fucking semis

>>717725557
its how they simulate random ankle breaks, please enjoy.

>>717725782
GLUED

>>717715975
>>717716043
>smell her own shit
>cries like a bitch
Why is she like this?

>>717726198
imagine not smelling ur own shit

>on Goldship run 5
>out of estimated 18

This is embarassing. In a proper club shoes just go around and around so you earn club points. I'm begging and donating shoes like every day.

i liked white woman horse's beta look more

>>717725142
when are we getting this qt? also, are we getting non-jap honses?

>>717726270
Look at this cute pic whenever you want to kill yourself, anon. Hang in there!

>>717726198
he just like me frfr

do they ever fix umas not being able to run their own support card...

>>717726607
they had evil french boss horse in the game for a while now and refuse to make her playable

>>717726695
fix?

>>717726756
yeah cuz i dislike it

>>717726542
There's a few beta outfits that should return as alternate clothing for the girls.

>>717726750
jra only, prease understand

>>717716936
>>717721319
Why is pity called spark?

>>717726914
Granblue's legacy

>>717726750
good, that slut made el-chan cry

>>717726963
Ah ok, I was confused with the sparks you get from veteran Umas.

>>717726914
they're technically two different things but have become rather conflated in recent times
>pity
a safety net that guarantees an ssr after x amount of rolls
>spark
you build up points by rolling on a banner then spend x amount of those points to purchase what is available (usually the banner unit or units)

>>717714994
3LB kiryuin is better than 2lb tazuna

>no mood downs
>no sleep deprived
>no failures
>run completely fucked simply because of rainbow RNG

Open the gates

>>717726615
CUTE!

>>717725142
race queen outfits are such no-brainers for the umas
>>717727873
CUTE

>>717727447
>perfect run
>tons of rainbows
>trouble is they're all power and guts

Uma milk...

man horse hairs are freaky
i've never seen any other mammals aside from humans having hairs on top instead of full body fur, not even apes

>Haru run for the fun of it
>Get Hot Springs Ticket
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

What's Tazuna's body count?

>>717728110
In the hundreds.

>>717728032
Less hair = more sweat. Sweat is an evolutionary cheat code and why Horses can run so far and hard.

On a related note, the hair design is why I got into Umamusume. I didn't know anything about it except I liked their design, in large part because of the hair. Now I learn the huge hair is actually a design choice to cover up the lack of human ears.

>>717727447
Rainbow RNG giveth and it taketh away.
>plan build perfectly
>get all the procs
>all events go as planned
>end result is a slow-ass runner with 800 speed and capped friendship with every non-speed support
Why even bother rolling when Goddesses of RNG decide you're getting Power McStamina today.

>>717727873
that blush and pout in the end is criminal

>>717727873
i like it when "serious" girls are forced to do the funny umapyoi dance

>>717728235
>my WIFE doto is an animal fucker
Damn

>>717710615 (OP)
should I post the others?

>>717728478
Do it.

>>717728536
ok

>>717727873
>Scripted -3 mood and negative status event
This brat needs correction

theres a golshi event quest that requires you to get 4 positive statuses or something like that. is it talking about the "Practice perfect", "Hot topic", etc.? How do i get it? Any uma suggestions?

>only got to 40 goldshi pieces
This event is GAY

>>717728660
and Charming. Yes.
Use Kitasan Black duh. Piss easy quest.

>>717728660
Yes, I'm pretty sure. Best way is to run Fine Motion that gives you a guaranteed Practice Perfect off her fist event by selecting the bottom option (The red one where it says "It's best to train AND have fun," or something.)

>>717728660
Kita gives Practice Perfect. Nishino and Sweep can give Charming. Fast Learner and Hot Topic can randomly come during your Uma's optional events.

>>717728660
Haru gets charming naturally
Sweep Tosho also gives you charming
Kitasan gives you practice perfect off the top of my head.

>>717728660
Fine Motion has Practice perfect in her first card event, bottom option.

>>717728660
Yes. There's a bunch of cards that grant them. Fine Motion and Kitasan Black can give Practice Perfect without getting injured first if you do the correct event choice. I think Super Creek's Shining Brightly which you get after getting through her pregnancy after Kikuka Sho

>>717728660
Bakushin also guarantees hot topic

Did anyone else just waste the entirey of the 1.2 million american coins?

>>717717408
source?

Is this a good Evil Nature Deck, if not how can I improve it?

>>717710615 (OP)
Memorandum No.5

Can someone post some decks for Gold Ship? Having to do so many runs for her events is kind of a pain on the ass.

daily reminder

>>717728980
I'm sorry bootleg michael jackson, I used to and still do but the horse girls were too cute...

>>717717385
Just leave. I leave my club every month

>>717715057
Visited picrel when I was a kid. Closed down in 2021 and the space is gonna be repurposed as a stadium for a third-rate shitter pigskin team.

>>717729382
why

>>717723313
>female fans
who gives a fuck

>>717728954
This is what I used. However I have to redo it. One of the skills didn't proc and I can get her with better stats.

>>717723693
>No A+ umas
bro are you even trying?

>>717729572
Why would you remain in a club that doesn't trade shoes?

I seriously hope you guys use your race points for free carats.

>>717729645
sweep tosho is good you're right. Might switch Fine Motion out.

>>717724636
>>717724879

>>717725142
Double Turbine is kinda hot...

stop requesting dirt shoes you niggers

>>717729813
This but unironically. Why the fuck are you like this you assholes? Just ask for blue shoes like a normal fucking person.

>>717725557
>fail a 4% rainbow
>sends me to the infirmary
>have to go to the infirmary multiple times before she's healed

>>717729841
>blue shoes
>not medium shoes

did you know that Suzuka is good at spinning penis

>>717726441
Just find a better club then

What do you think? Should I empty my carats on Super Creek banner, even if I'm below 30k or wait for the Kita rerun?
I have one copy 0LB of each.
I probably shouldn't have spent my gems beyond the pity threshold. I'm an idiot.

>>717729972
I'm skipping Creeek because I have her at 0LB.
That's good enough IMHO

>>717729972
If you already have Creek 0LB, wait for Kita

>>717730009
Her friendship level goes up way too slow unless you have LB3 unlocked. That said, I can't afford to roll on her card and will have to keep it at 0.

>>717730064
man her tits are huge

>same VA and whacky antics
I was wondering why Matikanefukukitaru sounded so familiar

Need an actual club where people actually spam shoe trades. I usually farm 1-2 milion fans a day if that helps

591219733403

>>717730137
Yes, it's just that I (or we) simply can't afford to roll for her at this moment. The banner came out too soon.

I've accepted this loss.

>>717726542
based

>>717730064
Catch deez nuts ha gottem

Where the hell is BNW no Chika. I can find everything else just fine

>>717730187
>The banner came out too soon.
Exactly. Or more accurately, Maru and Doto are coming up too soon and I have to save everything for them. If it was on the original Japanese schedule, I'd probably roll on Super Creek card.

why da fuck are none of the tokai teio's children in the game?
they bought the rights for tokai teio but not his kids?

FUCK YOU CYGAMES

Is Narita Brian a strong uma?

>bakushin starts playing on the jukebox
https://youtu.be/O--ZUZ7JINM?si=PzsYEBP9VZ-Yhap-&t=129

>>717729017
just built this and running it, going pretty nicely

>>717730142
She's not even the biggest. This biggest is yet to come.

>>717729017
>>717730561
I'll do 10 more goldshis with 3 speed /3 stam later.

>>717730574
Meishi's DDotos...

>>717730158
der/v/ was 29/30 and recruiting yesterday, not sure if there's still a spot open

>>717730472
kek

>>717721176
There has been a dedicated ウマ娘百合ティーダービー tag and it was bound to happen due of the actual horse couples (Sky x Flower, Helios' one-sided love for Ruby, Special Week who hated mating but went on a horny craze upon meeting Mejiro Dober, etc.). Crack pairings are done for fun too
>those japanese fanfics of Cheval Grand x Gentildonna most often resulting with Verxina having a mental breakdown
good shit

>>717730472
Just wasted 10 minutes of my life watching this garbage and I've yet to understand what you meant with this post.

>>717730769
Timestamped at 2:09, you can stop watching after they unplug the jukebox

>>717730832
you could have said that before I watched it...

>>717730769
>t. Bakushin O

>>717730769
How dare you insult the PS3's launch title

>>717730910
I didn't think I need to said it because I posted the link with a time bookmarked. Forgot that probably doesnt work on mobile

>>717730974
In that case be glad you wasted a phonefag's time

>>717731024
Good point

>do the daily races and some team trials but Tazuna's daily shop is not popping up
green devil please

I like to believe, if the world can have horse girls, they have cow girls too. And they run ranches and breed the horse girls.

>>717730401
Her alt is like A tier.

>>717731317
I think it can pop up after a regular career can't it?

>>717731597
only if you do the daily races (in exchange for money or the card upgrade material) and PvP stuff, character races (where you get their stars) also count

>>717730674
ill check it out thanks bro

>>717731512
You do know there's areas where horses are used for milk, right? They're multi-purpose in mongolia and theyre working on a milk-dedicated breed in Belgium. Or Netherlands. I confuse both all the time.

>>717731842
I see I see, sorry to hear that then
what do you want from the shop, Alarm clocks? don't waste those carats on continues /v/ros...

>>717732153
>mongolian horse-milking forum

I didn't realize when you fail power training in your junior year someone literally kicks dirt in your eye and you roll around on the ground kek